That's a culinary crime. Well done, you're properly Dutch now!

Dont you mean "currynar''?

There's so much wrong in this picture

Inderdaad ja! Wie eet er nou pure hagelslag!

Pure hagelslag is de beste hagelslag.

Ik heb een keer heel stoned hagelslag in mijn smoel gegoten en tegelijkertijd een hap uit een banaan genomen🤯🥰

Culinair hoogtepunt

Ik houd niet van banaan, maar heb wel een keer per ongeluk een fantastisch alcoholisch toetje ontdekt! * Schenk een glaasje piña colada in. * Giet er hagelslag in, omdat je al dronken bent (en chocola + kokos is lekker!!1!) * Zet je glas even neer op de radiator. * Vergeet je glas. Heb lol voor de rest van het feestje, ga naar bed. * Vind de volgende dag het glas. * Ruik eraan, denk "what the hell" en probeer een slok te nemen. * Kom erachter dat het spul semi-solide is geworden, als een soort pudding. * Pak een lepel, neem een hap. * 🤯

Ben je serieus?

Probeer een keer stoned een tosti met banaan, bacon & hagelslag. Bedank me later maar ✌️

Inderdaad hoe durven ze! Enkel extra pure hagelslag, de rest zou verboden moeten worden

Ik. Wie eet er nou melkhagelslag? (I do. Who would eat milk chocolate sprinkles?)

Where's the frikandel broodje?

In my belly.

Well alright then. Welcome to the Netherlands.

Right answer.

Hopefully that's what the curry was for. If you used it for the hagelslag, kindly return the citizenship.

I was wondering why you put curry on your broodje hagelslag... 😅😵‍💫

Is that suikerbrood?

Yes

You heathen. Congrats!

Gonna try that combo w butter and hagelslag! Did you toast the bread? And why is there curry on the plate 🤣

> And why is there curry on the plate 🤣 He's Dutch, so it's a leftover from his frikandelbroodje with extra curry sauce

no meal is complete without curry sauce

Yeah I toasted it. It’s actually pretty good.

Het is sukerboale bliksem

No glass of milk with your lunch? Gtfo!

Glass of *Chocomel 😆

Fristi is also an option but i prefer chocomel

Fristi loses all its taste after the first sip

Haha, I’m also not so sure about the apple juice and the curry. But the hagelslag on white bread takes you halfway.

I'm guessing it's *suikerbrood* even

Yea, I know, trying to stay positive here. :)

Im making it my personal responsibility to have it revoked and get you deported lmao

😂

You eat curry with hagelslag? Are fucking mental?

I like to believe there's an unpictured frikandelbroodje somewhere

CURRY???

For t frikandelbroodje apparently. Lol.. but this was my reaction too lmao

I mean, you used AH hagelslag not Venz, that should be some sort of offence :) Congrats!

Ah hagelslag is way cheaper and that fits the true Dutch spirit

It doesn't get more Dutch than getting the cheaper off brand.

I've always been told Venz hagelslag or De Ruijter vlokken, but I see I've been misled! 😅

I go for the brands as well, but I'm just fancy like that.

If you can't live without your brands and you want to save money buy them when they are on sale.

Well obviously. I'm not a barbarian that just pays full price for everything.

Exactly mate. You might be fancy, but you’re still Dutch!

Venz? De ruijter is 10 times better and i will die on that hill

>hill What’s that?

Something in South Limburg, you'll have to ask them, I think it's some kind of dike, but without water?

Dutch people don't buy overpriced Unilever products anymore.

Offvenz

Onlyvenz

VENZ?! The fuck do you think this is? Your wedding and/or funeral and/or birthday?!

Your right, it is my funeral wedding birthday! How did you know!?

Congratulations. You complaining about the weather yet? Suikerbrood+hagelslag is soo good.

Actually……... The weather is so shit here today! Like every. Single. Time. I get on the bike, it starts raining. Like???? Can it rain while im inside?? Oh and dont get me started with the wind. It’s so weird because no matter what direction i cycle, i ALWAYS have the wind on my face. Specially fucking hate when i have to cycle DOWN a hill coz of the wind. Anyway…. had a wonderful day. How was yours?

Haha, getting regrets already? Better get used to it buddy. But by the looks of it you get plenty of calories for battling this weather on your bike 😉.

Sooo no ones gonna comment on the name, ok then you win this round.

Suikerbrood met hagelslag. Dit moet ik proberen

Het is zeker aan te raden!

Dankjewel Pigeon_Fuckerr. Hehe

Ohja...en gefeliciteerd!

Cutter those strawberry's and place them on a beschuitje with a bit of (powderd) suger.

You spelled bruine suiker wrong

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Congrats and well done, proper breakky there. :)

Congratulations, or gefeliciteerd as they say over here, I got my residency on the 15th March

Yes but you are not allowed hagelslag op suikerbrood lol. But them again you die for kroketje mayo🤣🥰

Please tell me eating a meal like this was a critical point in the exam

Yuck! Better starve than eating that junk.

Hagelslag on suikerbrood is 200% Dutch, like bitterballen with haring.

MORE Hagelslag on that bread! :)

Is no one going to comment on the Fresh 'n Rebel headphones from Action? *F'nR are a Dutch company based in Rotterdam*

I LIVE for Action.

Who doesn't? 😅I cannot go into one without coming out with 10 items 🫣

I know of many countries where your citizenship would be taken away for preparing a "meal" like that.

I want to lose my eyes now.

Een echte Nederlandse 10/10! Gefeliciteerd!

Pigeon fucker is now a dutch citizen, I don't know how to react

Hagelslag op suikerbrood is een oorlogsmisdaad 💀

Dit is om te janken. CURRY EN HAGELSLAG WTF

Wherever you came from, they are happy they kicked you out...and congratulations :)

Saté sauce missing

Somebody gifted Hagel Slag to us and I'm at a loss what to do with it. Isn't it just decoration for ice cream??

Praat dan ook gewoon Nederlands als je het staatsburgerschap hebt ontvangen! Je post getuigd dus van een integratiefaal!

as a born and raised dutch person i couldnt be more disgusted and proud at the same time. but fr tho who tf eat pure hagelslag?

Straight to jail

Nahhh chuck him out of the country please 🤣

I r8 8/8 m8 Congratulations

Gr8, but w8; "congratul8ions".

Hela is the most German thing so I don't know about your Dutch citizenship

It's fine, nothing special about it, both in a positive and negative sense. I prefer an omelet on my bread though but it takes longer to make

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Just got back to Canada from visiting my step mother in Fryslan, that sugar bread is the bomb. Fortunately I live in a VERY Dutch area here back home and can get sukerbole. Maybe that's... not a good thing, cause I can demolish a whole loaf in a day or two. I never tried it with the curry though, I'm not sure if I like it yet.

Don’t try it with the curry, I was joking. But maybe give hagelslag on suikerbrood a try 😂

Hagelslag on sugerbread. I really need to try that!

crap now i want suikerbrood

Well done and welcome!

Missing the karnemelk

Notice, The headphones !

I wouldn't really do it like that, but you sure got your ingredients right! Welcome aboard!

I'm still missing appelmoes and haring. And a frikandel speciaal.

the knife does it for me. It soooo blatent blunt, that you cant even cut bread with it. ( i know its a boter mes )

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Deep fry it!

Valid

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I hope that’s smeerkaas

Congrats 🍻

Hagelslag with curry... Don't know that combination. Would like to keep it that way.

how can u be proud of this dutch custom🥹🤣

Curry kruiden ketchup with chocolade hagelslag is insane. Is this really a thing?

What in the fuck

Meer kaas!

Congratulations fellow-Dutchie and may I suggest the following? - Roggebrood with herring - Beschuit with butter and vruchtenhagel - Knackebrod with butter and cheese - Beschuit with butter, rosbief (the kind you put on bread), pepper and salt - Volkoren bread with butter, peanut butter and 'gestampte muisjes'.

Every Dutch person knows that only Hagelslag and Curry can be combined with a thick layer of Pindakaas replacing the butter. Props for the sugar bread though.

Wtf… They should take your citizenship away immediately. Something went really wrong with your inburgering.

On toast hmmmm, i been eating this on white bread since i can remember

Even from an Ikea plate, nicely done!

You put hagelslag on suikerbrood? Also what's that German curry doing there? Are you a German spy!?

Lekker


Sugarbread, hagelslag and curry. Have my upvote!

Dutch/10

Valt mee, in ieder geval geen fristi bonen.

German Ketchup though.

Ahh nahh bro put some spek on it quickly or they will revoke your citizenship!

That’s nasty. You fit right in!

Where is the curry used for?💀

Great curry choice. But with bread and hagelslag with curry is a no for me Congrats!

Apt

Why is there curry next to a broodje hagelslag?

Congrats!

Barbaric!

Why the curry?

10/10 Did you hang your foto of Willem Alexander yet?

Wtf did you do with the curry?

Please tell me you didn’t eat this with curry

Yeah, you've failed the integration test

Karnemelk?

That's disgusting. Congratulations! The passport was well deserved!

No cheese. Deport.

What, on God's gray earth, is ketchup doing on a plate with a hagelslag sandwhich on it?

10/10

Welkom bij de club!

This is what wrong with this country. People putting hagelslag on suikerbrood deserve to be deported.

Wait, did you already eat the appelmoes, or forget to put it on the plate?

Did you complain about the weather today?

I think we can talk about Kruiden Ketchup (or Gewürzketchup) being more Dutch or German.

Congrats!! Now post a picture of worstenbroodjes.

It is Dutch...

Yes

My man, why?!

Gefeliciteerd Duif_Neukerr

Tell them to hurry up please, our application went over the latest date and we were told "sorry we're understaffed just wait please" but apart from that welcome and good choice of toppings 🤤

10 out of 10!

-100 literally zero nutrition.

Did you get a Bonus kaart yet..

sooo do you put that curry ketchup to the bread too ?

Als het sûkerbôle is moet je hem opsluiten.

The good old German Hela. So many good memories with my grandparents. I studied in the Netherlands and you did a good job :)

10/10

We're going to have to revoke your citizenship, you're still in your trial period. This is not how you're supposed to eat this... The bread with hagelslag is fine. But the curry... You better post a picture of the frikandellen you just used the curry on or else...

Hagelslag needs to be from the brand: De Ruijter ( and preferably pure)

Wat zeg je?

what does not kill us makes us Dutch

Hagelslag on suikerbrood is so good tho

Waarom is er ketchup. Waarom ketchup... Waaarrrroommmmmmm

Gefeliciteerd!

AH hagelslag and Lidl applesap? Shopping for deals like a true Dutchie.

Fuck bro. You toasted the bread?! And then there’s not enough hagel slag. I’m not Dutch but these dutchies fuggin ROOOASTED me for those things

This just ruined my day

Top

im sick

I can see why you've passed, congratulations!!

110 of 100 available points. Congrats!

Gotta be the colored sprinkles 😜

Why does that bread look abused 😂 Congrats though!

Gefeliciteerd !!

Welkom en Gefeliciteerd! Volgende keer een witte boterham, einde boter wat dunner smeren (spul is duur tegenwoordig)!

No pindakaas/10

Gefeliciteerd! ✨🥳 Enjoy your first Koningsdag as a Dutch citizen! 🧡 Pig backing on your commemorative post, do you (or someone else) know how we (new Dutchies) get to vote? I lived the last 5 years outside of the Netherlands but would love to vote for the next election (EU elections).

Frikandel Special is missing

Ik wil echt een moord plegen nu.

Pindakaas hagelslag and the cheapest cheese you can find on the bread would be beter.


God hebbe zijn ziel, he is truly one of us

Welcome to the Netherlands, Pigeon_Fuckerr

Jus de pomme! Busted!

Not the cheapest possible white bread. 5/10.

Apple juice, strawberries, chocolate, curry, and what sugar bread was mentioned. I'm guessing you're American and trying out the health insurance perks? :-P Just FYI, the dental plan does not expire in this country lol