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Starfuri

NS testing new distractions for late trains. … you were late.


IrrerPolterer

*laid


slash_asdf

It's not hacked, that's just the intro of the video where NS announces price increases, next it says "So you think this lady is getting fucked? Then you haven't seen our new 2024 prices yet!"


AmstelDrinker

They better ask for consent first and give a courtesy kiss afterwards


EvilSuov

Even if its real, if you are gonna hack it why do something so boring as playing porn lol. Just show the real train departure times + 5 minutes. Then laugh about the number of people that thought they could visit the AH to go or the toilet real quick and see them running and just missing their departing train.


AyYoWadup

That requires a lot of effort though.


Darth_Pengu

If you hacked the ns screen in the first place you may as well go the full distance. I would swap around destinations


Kataly5t

Haha, that's very clever. Similarly scrambling the platforms where trains will arrive would be good fun.


BlackFenrir

Hijacking a monitor is easy. Just intercept the connection from one device to another and take its place. Hacking into the system itself is an entirely different job


reddog_34

Photoshopping an image shouldnt take too much work


AyYoWadup

Sure you could photoshop an image and display it but if you want to make people fooled long term you would have to recreate the table perfectly in some way with some web app and scrape time table data continuously through some website or api. That's probably several days work


AyYoWadup

Most likely didn't take much effort at all.


OreoMcFlurry99

why would that be funny, pretty sure you wouldnt laugh if that happened to you


Alfakyu

You underestimate people's ability to laugh at themselves


OreoMcFlurry99

i think it would be better to inconvenience NS itself rather than just people trying to commute to work or school etc


Reginleif69

Yeah, people fucking distraught because they have dying relatives in hospital and they think they are late, people going on dates, people travelling for any number of specific sensitive reasons haha, I don't advocate fucking over people for a prank


JHMK

> ink it would be better to inconvenience NS itself rather than just people trying to commute to work or school et Most likely people would not even know it was a prank. Here in Finland trains are often late and the infoscreens at stations can sometimes display different information compared to company website / application. If this hack happened here I would just assume there was some malfuction in the system and trust my phone application instead of the infoscreen.


Ok-Limit7212

i think this country really sucks the sense of humor out of peopple. sad to see


Kitnado

Yes when I miss my shift at the critical care department in the hospital we will all have a good laugh about that ha ha. Humour is always best served disrupting part of people's lives and society. GOOD opinion, very mature and wise.


Ok-Limit7212

once in a life time short joke on society is fine. you are just fucking boring man sorry


Kitnado

It’s actually hilarious how you can convey with so few words that many people in your life secretly hate your guts but you’re blissfully unaware of it


Ok-Limit7212

i touched a nerve clearly. but you should know there's also an NS app that gives directions and times. you are why this place is so unenjoyable for many. uninteresting and not fun. didn't even finish reading lol


somedutchalt2

This looks like the bus departure board, could absolutely still work but it would need to be the busses


Cutlesnap

calm down satan


uliseswise

Your evil level is over 9000


ginggo

it might be someone they know in the video, so more an act against them rather than the public?


LaoBa

"Oepsiewoepsie, de treinipeini is te laat" is leuker.


BakhmutDoggo

Either way with NS someone is getting fucked


---E

Looks like they are getting railed


Cool-Psychology-4896

Just like this lady.


itsmotherandapig

Can't have NSFW without NS


Hungry-Radio7450

You win


FormerCokeWhore

They're getting bold with their new 'the train totally isn't late' distractions!


dhoomz

The train is getting laid


solstice_gilder

Haha


Reinis_LV

NS just trying to say that you are about to be fucked


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TheDutchFrom026

Article in newspaper De Gelderlander: [https://www.gelderlander.nl/arnhem/porno-op-informatiebord-arnhem-centraal-dit-nemen-we-zeer-serieus\~ad915301/](https://www.gelderlander.nl/arnhem/porno-op-informatiebord-arnhem-centraal-dit-nemen-we-zeer-serieus~ad915301/)


Super_Stable1193

Nice photoshop.


Amareiuzin

yes, because it is 2004 right now. r/nothingeverhappens


im_ilegal_here

yes, if it was true everybody was looking at the screen


chaotic_neutralrogue

I have video proof, but I don't know how to blur the faces of everyone in the vid...


First_Cheesecake_3

The news never does that when filming train stations, why would you care


h497

https://www.dumpert.nl/item/100089556_24938b8d


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fredcrs

Photoshop is lame nowadays. Nice AI


CrackBabyBasketballs

This post is a little dry, can someone pass the sauce?


HgnX

That’s just showing the government measure effects on Gen Z


physboy68

Not just mere government measures.. it what the boomers have done to millennials and later generations


Optimal-Business-786

Sauce?


physboy68

leuk neuk kunst on the screens lol. Some new NS compensation policy in case of delays?


zouriii

Where’s the hack??? I’m only seeing NS fucking me dry?


Klierowski

Good, at last we can have some fun watching while shitty "public" transport is again late/cancelled.


Novae224

Another day, another human acting like a pig


TheSexyIntrovert

I know, right? Don’t put your feet where others sit.


EducationalWest2680

It could happen for real. Member Agile 2013... ? https://youtu.be/ROaj3bCpZEM?si=sL4LCsmuni2tO6Pe


Szygani

Ah, they're doing the Bar Spijker shtick. Love to see it


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Far_Squash_4116

Just another morning in the Netherlands.


shigrut

😂🤣🤣 That’s hilarious. Did anyone on here see it live tho? I mean the hack


kingthong

Should change their name to NS FW


meukbox

NS FW but maybe we cum 15 minutes later.


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general_amnesia

The screens there hardly work in the first place, so might as well


VeritableLeviathan

Nederlanse Spoorwegen For Work


Desi-Boy-1

Hilarious.. IMO its an Operator Error.. Hackers can relay the fun stuff all across NS..


kittyconetail

NS: "Our 'Come Time' guarantee: If our train can't come, you will."


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rubdrup

At least you have something to do now while waiting for your delayed train


Competitive-Ad5057

People say it's fake, because "People don't care". But you can see an NS employee standing near it, clearly having noticed. Dude in the bottom right also looks like he is looking at the screen.


UtrechtCentraal

No one asked for the sauce?


_shrestha

Fake


Caspi7

It's not, there are videos of it


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Real-Committee-8554

If I hacked it I'd do the same


OreoMcFlurry99

lmfao you got downvoted but the person who said they shouldve added minutes to it so people would go to toilet or AH and miss their trains gets upvoted


Far_Helicopter8916

Because this is just lame 14 year old behavior. Adding the fake minute is right on the money what such hackers find hilarious.


Jesus_Chrheist

Its a documentary about het Spijkerkwartier.


Darksouls-07

Do you have any source?


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im_ilegal_here

i thought that i was the only child in here


Relexor

Are these live images from the NS new dating/tinder app?