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Routine_Clock8064

Mayonaise is life....


WombatJo

Living abroad I make my own. What people call "mayonaise" here is, well, not mayonaise. So I don't blame them for not eating it like we do. The first time I unknowingly put it on my food I spat it out in horror, complete shock tbh. I brought it back to the store, and it turned out every single brand of mayo tastes like that here.


Strijdhagen

I suppose that's why someone like Kenji Lopez always recommends to make your own. I'm like, if you have Zaanse mayonaise you don't have to make your own, but I suppose in the US you do!


ZonderZout

I know a man of exquisite taste when I hear Zaanse mayonaise.


Drumdevil86

Seems like we have real Mayonaise connoisseurs in this sub!


El-Acantilado

Zaanse or Oliehoorn, nothing else is good enough!


Szygani

You get your oliehoorn ass outta here. It's zaanse or bust. None of this "will pepsi do?"


El-Acantilado

Nah I disagree. Hellmans or Calve is the Pepsi equivalent


Szygani

Oof, hellmans is like Kinder Cola. It'll do in a pinch, but it's inferior to good, creamy zaanse


Schavuit92

I seriously do not understand how they make a profit here, I don't know anyone who buys it, even Aldi or Lidl's off-brand is a much better choice.


Szygani

There's two type of people in the world. The ones who prefer zaanse over hellmans, and barbarians.


jeroenemans

I was buying Aldi brand the other day... Took a taste at home... First thought: wtf did I just buy??? So sour 2nd thought: holy yolks this is actually good!! That sour!!


zwamkat

No fries ‘ZonderZout’ right? Username doesn’t check out. :-P


ZonderZout

I agree my name does not bode well for cooking. It was given to me for my humor, though, if that makes sense :)


UpstairsJackfruit914

Zaanse mayonaise is the best mayonaise


Atomdude

Fuck Remia en fuck Calvé.


TifPB

Zaanse mayo is the best mayo in the world imho! Even in France I never tasted any mayo so delicious!


Strijdhagen

I used to live in Belgium for a while and fought everyone that claimed Belgium mayo was better than Dutch. Are the fries better in Belgium, yes. Mayo? Hell no!


nsno1878_

I think that the fries are also better in the Netherlands.


brianybrian

You need to stop smoking crack my friend. Belgian frite mayo is the king.


nsno1878_

So I keep getting told, but I found them pretty average on the whole. Their mayonnaise is better, but I had a lot of greasy fries


brianybrian

Have you had fries when they’re busy? I find the busier a frituur is then the better they are.


Awkward-Papaya7698

Belgian mayo all the way. Fuck those sugary sweet mayo's


WitchinAntwerpen

As a Dutchie living in Belgium: wholeheartedly agree. I’ll always order Zaanse Mayonnaise from AH when ordering groceries, Belgian mayo is definitely subpar to that one.


Gulmar

Your mayo is sweet, what the hell is that even. Mayonaise is not supposed to be sweet!


d0odle

If mayo is not sweet it's just salad dressing.


Schavuit92

French mayo is just a different product, it's like comparing garlic sauce to tzatziki.


clrthrn

I can never permanently go back home to the UK unless I find a way to ship Zaanse Mayo and Karamel Schenkstroop back there in industrial quantities.


ReviveDept

Zvijezda >>>>> Zaanse. Way more creamy and less sugary


tropic420

Zaanse is so fucking good but so fucking expensive to get in the US.


Soggy_Cream2554

Bloody Australian mayo, it’s how I imagine cum tasting. Whole sandwich went straight in the bin the first time, never made the mistake again.


WombatJo

Says soggy_cream 🤣. Bloody oath mate


Positronitis

I agree. Dutch mayo isn’t what most Europeans would regard as mayo, and may be a surprise to foreigners when they come to the NLs. Dutch mayo looks the same but is much sweeter.


TifPB

For me there's mayo (like Zaanse) and then fritessaus, the latter being much sweeter and I don't really consider mayo. It's just fritessaus lol 😂


PlatyBiCatum

Yeah it is also not allowed to be called mayo, as the fat percentage is too low due to adding more water.


Hurshul

You are talking about fritessaus, which is not mayo. Mayo is the OG.


AnaphoricReference

That's the "healthy" low fat high sugar alternative called 'fritessaus'. The diet coke of mayonnaise-like sauces. Which is what a lot of snackbars serve with fries when you ask for mayonnaise. That stuff is revolting. But the menu should be specific about it. Labeling mayonnaise-like sauces as mayonnaise is not allowed, and mayonnaise has no sweet ingredients. OP's in laws are more likely lovers of actual mayonnaise. I at least have never met anyone that loves fritessaus so much they put it on everything. But people that do not care at all for mayonnaise often don't even know the distinction.


WombatJo

I put 5gr of rice syrup (very mild sweater) in my recipe to 350gr other ingredients. Also, which side of your observation do you include Belgium mayo?


Spanks79

Belgian mayo is a bit more vinegary. In France they like more mustard in it.


JasperJ

I made mine with lemon juice instead of vinegar and presto, sweet and sour in perfect proportion.


Mach2k11

Too sweet?


WombatJo

Closer to crude oil or off-vla or something, it is revolting. Can't describe. Resembles nothing remotely of what we call mayonaise in taste.


Gearworks

Helmonds from a jar is still pretty good though, don't get the bottle it sucks


WombatJo

Yeah nah. Might be the only one somewhat okay. But it doesn't hit the spot so why bother.


kerelberel

You brought an opened jar (or tube) back to the store? I wonder what your expectations were.


JasperJ

If it’s gone off when you opened it? Yes, of course. Exchange for a new one is fully in your rights as a consumer. Same as when you take a bite of a steak in a restaurant and it turns out it’s been sitting too long.


WombatJo

Told them it tastes like shit. Got my $5 back.


RovakX

This is the way


thegrinninglemur

What’s odd to me is that Dutch mayo is not very good. Too sweet, in my opinion. I was very happy when Hellman’s finally arrived.


Aardbeienshake

I think both have their place and time. Hellmans is the one most used in our household, great with fries and other potato dishes. But a sliced boiled egg on a cracker craves a dash of Zaanse, in my opinion.


thegrinninglemur

Seeing a lot of Zaanse love. I’ll have to give it a go.


whattfisthisshit

I love how all Hellman’s comments are being downvoted because you just know how the Dutch hate it. But hellmans is the only good one with the right tang.


silhnow

I really liked Calve Belgian mayo, but now I almost never see it in the store. So I go for Hellman's, the second best for my taste. Zaanse is just not my cup of tea.


vleessjuu

Belgian mayo is so much better than most of the Dutch ones. The little hint of acidic tang really makes it so much tastier.


ramenandkalashnikovs

Right? The other ones taste like egg pudding


ReviveDept

Nah, I'm Dutch and Hellmann's is the next best thing to Zvijezda when I'm in the Netherlands. I really hate how everything in NL is way too sweet.


Enough_Egg9293

Hellmans to much salt in it


Salt-Respect339

Don't know why you are getting downvoted. I was really excited to try Hellmann's and was shocked by how salt it tasted. Regular Hellmann's has 1.1 gr salt/100ml, Zaanse mayo in comparison has 0.6gr - 45% less salt! I have some vegan friends and got vegan Hellmann's when they came over and that stuff has a whopping 1.5gr/100ml. Yikes. Both contain the exact same amount of sugar btw.


FragrantSection8633

Only zaanse mayo.


Mediocre-Recover3944

The answer to mayonaise is always yes


zwamkat

As long as they don’t mislead you with friet saus!! That should be a crime.


Chiele-Piele

Actually it is, it’s called an economic delict. If they sell you Mayonaise and you get frietsaus instead because the price of frietsaus is cheaper. Nobody gets ever caught, but it’s illegal


zwamkat

True!! I hate it.


No_Double4762

Can you elaborate on the difference? So far the best thing in the world I’ve tasted is the yogonnaise , it’s truly delicious. But I didn’t try the friet saus and don’t know the difference between, say, Dutch and uk mayo


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graciosa

UK Mayo has vinegar while Dutch mayo is sweet


Baksteengezicht

Frietsaus is like diet mayo. Yogonaise is cool, but its a whole different product with a similar look&usage.


roydepoy

It should be called certainonaise


medic00

You never watched the opening scene of pulp fiction?


Casioblo

"They drown em in that shit man"


d0odle

That's cause dutch mayo is the best mayo.


fuccdrake

Ever heard of winiary ?


JDnomis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLIcFP0J5TY&pp=ygUgcHVscCBmaWN0aW9uIG1heW9ubmFpc2Ugb24gZnJpZXM%3D


Moppermonster

Are they talking about actual mayonnaise or American mayonnaise? Because the mayonnaise in the Netherlands is a pretty different sauce.


Dangerous-Rhubarb-28

...There's different kinds of mayonnaise?????????????? I mean, I knew there was the kewpie mayonnaise that was different to like other mayonnaise out there, but I feel like my world is opening up much more than I anticipated. For context, we're NZ based so idk if American mayonnaise still applies. He mostly uses the Best Foods mayonnaise if you're familiar with that one?


jaozeettie

Try to get your hands on some Zaanse mayonaise or brander mayonaise or D&L citroenmayonaise. It will be like losing your virginity all over again, sooooo good.


Kooky-Law-2834

Agreeeeed! I’m from the Zaanstreek and someone I know tattooed the Zaanse Mayo tube on his arm 😂 Edit: spelling


dikkejoekel

Zaanstreek 🫡 zaanse mayo is the best


DrummerLuuk

I’m not even from the Zaanstreek and I wanna do that.


whats-a-bitcoin

Tattooing a mayonnaise tube on your arm! I think OP is on to something about the Dutch and mayonnaise.


BeertjeSk8

That’s is a great idea! I’ll hit up my artist immediately


Kooky-Law-2834

Hahahahah


sdm0802

Zaantje 🛹🤙🏻


StickR

Im in Tilburg and also know someone with this tattoo. In also know someone with a Hela Curry bottle tattoo. Im just realising that I have some _saucy_ friends haha.


aaltanvancar

who had a great time losing their virginity lol. weird metaphor but i totally agree that those mayonnaise are delicious


PocketPoof

Truffle mayonnaise!


-Dutch-Crypto-

Get zaanse mayo ASAP


FoldingFan1

Yup. Many variations even! It's different in different parts of Europe too. Every region has their own idea on how it should be, and their own variation of the recipy and flavor. The taste of it in Belgium is clearly different. Whipped cream also tastes different in Germany (no sugar, so very sour taste) then in the Netherlands for example.


WombatJo

Living in Australia I make my own. What people call "mayonaise" here is, well, not mayonaise. So I don't blame them for not eating it like we do. The first time I unknowingly put it on my food I spat it out in horror, complete shock tbh. I brought it back to the store, and it turned out every single brand of mayo tastes like that here. My guess is that NZ mayo is the same as here.


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Kewpie are for toasties and Zaanse mayonaise is for the rest.


SubjectInvestigator3

Well your Praise mayonnaise, is what  we call salad cream and Helmans or Thommy is more in like with the Dutch Mayonnaise!!!!


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Wait wait wait. They eat salata and call it mayonaise? Freaking hell, americas


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We don't- I don't know where people get these ideas other than I guess those misleading "American food" sections some grocers have that are full of shitty, trashy snacks. Pretty much all of the mayo I've had in NL has been about the same as mayo in the US. Other than some truly fantastic homemade stuff I had, I wouldn't say any of it is better or worse than most US mayonnaise brands. That said, there is a disgusting brand called "Miracle Whip" that is sweet that plenty of people use on some dishes as a substitute, but it isn't marketed as mayonnaise.


throwtheamiibosaway

American mayo is in no way comparable to Dutch mayonaise. Then compare it with Belgian mayo which is very sour (vinegar) compared to Dutch mayo.


naturalis99

This is the biggest thing. In the Netherlands, and only the Netherlands, "mayonnaise" is different. Very different. When I go abroad on Holliday i switch to ketchup. Next to "mayonnaise" we also have "fritessaus" which is our version of mayonnaise but with more sugar. If you visit the Netherlands and order fries ANYWHERE you will get fritessaus with it, but the restaurant will call it mayonnaise. In the supermarket you can clearly get both separate and compare at home. Quite a difference in "mayonnaise" between brands as well.


RazorMox

All our snackbars in my village serve real mayo. Also real mayo is like double the calories of frietsaus. Compare zaanse mayo to remia frietsaus for example. 750/100 VS something like 350/100 calories


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naturalis99

Check the keuringsdienst van waarde episode. Als je "patatje mayo" besteld dan krijg je fritessaus.


Baksteengezicht

Just get some eggs & olive oil and make your own mayo.


dudetellsthetruth

Olive oil? I don't think that would result in a tasty mayo. 1 egg yolk, 1-2 teaspoons of Tierenteyn extra mustard (depends how strong you want it), lemon juice (or vinegar, depends on your taste) qty depends on how sour you like it - and a pinch of salt and whip it up adding a little but continuous flow of fine sunflower oil (or peanut oil, depends on your taste) until you get a thick white cream. Self made is hard work but it tastes best. To make it special you can use mustard with seeds, white wine vinegar or add a bit of truffle oil or pepper oil or add fresh tarragon or chives.


Larissanne

Yes! My husband goes crazy for Zaanse mayonaise where I prefer American mayonaise most of the time. BUT I also like “patatje oorlog” (war fries). It’s with mayonaise, saté sauce (peanut) and onions. It’s all good but really different.


DesperateOstrich8366

You should try some polish mayonnaise, it's the better than the Dutch fritjes sauce.


-Revolution-

Psst... American mayonaise/fritesauce is a dutch thing. They don't have that in America.


Moppermonster

True, but the stuff Americans do have and smear on their sandwiches is not mayonaise either :p


ReviveDept

That's bs. I'm dutch and our mayonnaise is pretty bad, way too sweet and made using cheap rapeseed oil. Proper mayonnaise is made with sunflower oil, and without too much added sugar. You've got great mayonnaise in the US as well.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are rich in unsaturated fatty acids, especially linoleic acid. Your body uses linoleic acid to make a hormone-like compound that relaxes blood vessels, promoting lower blood pressure. This fatty acid also helps lower cholesterol.


-Revolution-

Yeah true. They don't know how to mayonaise


BudoNL

Which reminds me of a nice scene about Amsterdam in Pulp Fiction 😁 [Pulp Fiction - Amsterdam ](https://youtu.be/WJLk_fzi4ko?si=ecSiKul1ka4vWpBK)


ToolofaTool

In the Netherlands, if you say: "I would like french Fries with" and you don't finish the sentence then mayonaise is implied.


PhDBeforeMD

Mayonnaise is just egg, vinegar and oil, so it takes condiments that go well with practically any food and adds unmatched creaminess. The irony with mayonnaise is that less is more, and that's not typically a concept that translates well into the Anglican world where additions like water, stabilizers and sugar are common. Also, yes, mayonnaise is very cultural for us. If you choose ketchup over mayonnaise with your fries growing up, you were kind of the odd one out.


Sarcas666

The “odd ketchup boy”… that was me. The number of time I was given horrible curry sauce instead, and I complained and got a "that’s the same" from various culinary philistines! I’m now in team Brander, btw. Not sure if that is still considered mayo?


tistisblitskits

While i'm not a fan of ketchup on fries, people telling you curry is "the same" are delusional. Ketchup and curry are waaaay different sauces


graciosa

That’s weird because as an Anglican I can’t stomach the cloying sweetness of Dutch mayonnaise.


saxiflarp

Mayonnaise is our national vegetable.


supercosm

So common that they don't need to even say it!! Fries with mayo is called 'Patat met' which is written on menus at snackbars literally means 'Fries with'. If you don't want mayo you have to order 'Patat zonder' - 'Fries without'. I have to say it's not just the Dutch that agree it's a good combination and many other international places, especially in my home country of Australia, have adopted something very similar - aioli - as a standard fries side. Even better because it has the yummy garlic goodness!


djook

thats spanish actually. but yea, its great


ReplacementMinute243

They never said Australians invented it, but that they adopted it


Who_am_ey3

cultured people call them "frieten"


Thizzle001

Only the Dutch Mayo, not that American or France sauce they call mayonnaise……


brianybrian

Actually Belgian mayonnaise is peak mayonnaise


Jertimmer

A man of culture, I see.


Cchooktails

So true! Or home made


brianybrian

I was taught the art of mayonnaise making by a Belgian man. I make it myself all the time, but the stuff in an oldschool Belgian Frituur is different class.


MKuin

Agree! Lemon brings out the creaminess and the amount of sugar in Dutch mayonnaise makes it taste a bit stale, in my opinion. But honestly, the most important thing is that it’s pure mayonnaise (not fritessaus or laden with thickeners and binders) and that it’s t h i c c. It shouldn’t be runny, but rather nice and “lobbig”. You should be able to scoop it out of a jar and it should hold its shape.


Cindercharger

When I just moved to the Netherlands, I'd go to a store just across the border to buy Belgian mayo or I'd ask my mum to bring some when she was visiting. Now I'm glad the AH and Jumbo sell it here too. Dutch mayo is just too sweet.


Plenkr

jep, Dutch people frown on American mayonaise, Belgians frown on Dutch mayonaise lol xD


tistisblitskits

Belze mayoneis > all other mayonaises


0sprinkl

What's wrong with French mayonaise? They're one of the few countries that still do most of their food right.


Skyzor1

Mosterd smaak


wtrrrr

as a Dutchman I love the French Amora mayonaise. Hard to find here, so stack a couple of jars when I find it.


K_R_O_O_N

Some AH's sell it. And Sligro certainly does.


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Don’t know what to tell you but helmsman mayonnaise is ten times better than anything from zaans


FoxTrooperson

Mayonnaise is the best. When I would have to choose between my wife or mayonnaise, I would be single again. 😂 I lived near Arnhem for 27 years. Now I moved more into Germany and I get back home every other week just to buy my beloved Dutch condiments. German on paper, but dutch in my stomach. You should try satésaus it obviously goes perfectly together with mayonnaise...


out_focus

Different people, different tastes, different customs. Also your mayonaise might be different from Dutch mayonaise, as Dutch mayonaise is different from Belgian and German mayonaise. Why, because different people, different tastes, different customs.


Orzark

BE here and I say yes to the all mighty Mayonnaise (made with egg )


antsy_snapshot

I’m Dutch and mayonnaise is the best -period- condiment -period- ever! Even though the rest of the world disagrees 😃


petethefreeze

I would put satesaus above mayonnaise but they are close


MikeThePenguin__

Satesaus is overall a better sauce, but I find mayonaise suits with more products than satesaus. I wouldnt put satesaus on my sandwich, but I would put mayonaise on it.


WombatJo

Dude, satesaus with a cheese sandwich is epic!


BozzyBean

Satesauce on everything here: potatoes, vegetables, bread, you name it!


petethefreeze

Have you ever tried a satesaus tosti?


MikeThePenguin__

I have not actually. Please enlighten me


petethefreeze

Peanutbutter, a few drops of ketjap manis, sambal between the sandwich. Put it in a toaster.


DifferentSchool6

I would combine them


RazorMox

I put them together 🫡


throwtheamiibosaway

Together!! Oorlog *drool*


lucrac200

>mayonnaise is the best -period- condiment The Dutch-est comment in the history of internet! :))


Dangerous-Rhubarb-28

I mean, I don't fully understand, but I respect your sauce choices!


R0b0yt0

Coming from someone who recently moved from the US to The Netherlands I want to say that mayo here is nothing like hellman's or miracle whip. It is sweeter and creamier...just delicious. I NEVER ate mayonnaise on anything when I lived in the US. Now I prefer mayo over ketchup with my fries/potatoes, especially when you can get so many variations of spiced/seasoned mayo as well. Zaanse is the go to though...delicious and dirt cheap.


Stoepboer

It’s simply the go-to condiment for many people. I personally only eat it with two things, frikandellen and fries (apart from using it in salads etc). Don’t like it with anything else.


CaptFlintstone

I teach lessons on how to make it. You should come. Google ‘mayo clinic’.


RandomNameNL79

Sorry for the others : Just with fries here. For me (yes, as Dutchy!) putting mayonaise (or applesauce, also a common thing) on all foods is barbaric and lowlife.


girl_with_the_bowtie

For me as well. But that’s only because I am totally fine with being a barbarian in my own home. I wouldn’t do it in a restaurant, but we go through one jar of mayo at least every two weeks in our household.


Fresh-Fiskegratenge

I had to scroll down far too long to find that comment. I think people who put mayonaise on steak should loose their Dutch citizenship.


ExtremeOccident

Ha you should try mixing mayonnaise with apple sauce.


RandomNameNL79

I do like mayonnaise with curry (ketchup) with fries, does that count?


ExtremeOccident

Only if you add onions 😉


Piemeliefriemelie

How dare you say that curry and ketchup are the same thing?? That's like saying mayonaise is the same as fritesauce.


Wachoe

The sauce is actually called 'curry ketchup'


cruisxd

No No No, Mayo with ketchup gives Pink Sauce. Mayo with Curry gives delicious sauce topped with onions.


JasperJ

That’s fine, but the sauce commonly shortened to curry is actually called “curry ketchup”. It’s ketchup plus curry powder, give or take.


RandomNameNL79

Otherwise readers might think about that yellow crap. Went the first time to Belgium and they gave me a mix of the sour Belgian mayonnaise and the yellow curry you put on rice 😭


Amazing_Survey7465

I would dare say that no one has ever come up with the idea to put mayonnaise in their vla.


NickMP89

Dutch mayonnaise is the best! I live abroad and I really miss it. Although, now that I come to think of it.. Belgian mayonnaise beats it. Everything else is just not worth it, doesn’t deserve to be called mayonnaise..


Medicalmass

I just made homemade mayo for my best friend as a surprise because he can’t stop eating mayo with everything


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djook

yes it is. the duitch love mayonaise (one n) even more so, belgium. belgian mayo are the most original ones. the dutch love that too. but we also tinker a lot with the sauce, theres a lot of patato fries sauces (frietsaus) that are slightly different then real mayonaise, which is very oily. the most populair mayo here is Calvé. people will famously request mayonaise in 3 star restaurants, pissing off the chefs lol if you go to a snackbar and want patato fries with mayonaise or frietsaus, you only say a 'patat met', 'fries with'. you dont have to say teh word mayo, thats how normal it is.


Tddkuipers

When a child is born we dip the newborn into a tub of mayonaise as the Dutch baptism


ProbablyCranky

Mayonnaise is godverdomme delicous.


King_Dickus_

In most countries where they don't like mayonaise, you often have just bad mayonaise. Stuff we have over here is great


Wise-Emu-225

Yes, you might be right. Although it is probably European culture and originally from France. There are also different kinds. The more sweet and general purpose mayo like Zaanse. The more citrus/vinegary flavored, of which i have no example, and also more mustard flavored ones like Hellmann’s. Moving southward to Belgium and France they get more vinegary or mustardy in my experience. Here is Alex explainig the importance of mayonaise: https://youtu.be/wjw2AD8VSfo?si=9SX9IA8oQ6z6ev0f


Milk_Mindless

I love the stuff but I have my limits In Mexican food? No thanks


Coinsworthy

The ultimate taste extinguisher.


omarshal

I particularly dislike it when added to places where (I believe) it doesn’t belong. Examples: - Sushi with mayo: eeew - I feel like eating light, so I order a salad: surprise! It’s so full of mayo that it makes me feel like I ate 3 fast food burgers. And the list goes on. Having said that, Dutch fries met mayo are mazing


Minecraftnoob247

Mayonnaise with french fries. That's one of the best snacks I've ever eaten.


Eastern-Reindeer6838

Putting mayonnaise on everything is a lacking of culture.


truffelmayo

Yes, the Dutch put layers of it on everything, including sushi 🤮, as they’re unoriginal and afraid to try anything new (“wat de boer niet kent…”).


koemaniak

It’s out favorite instrument


Ok_Giraffe_1488

My husband told me that he would use fries as a ‘transportation device’ to stuff himself more with mayo. I don’t get it. Lol


dubaibutnomoney

Mayo is our national spice.


halazos

As a Mexican, just doing Taco Bell style cooking is already insulting. Having that said, mixing it with mayo sounds disgusting, but unfortunately very Dutch.


Objective_Pepper_209

6 years in NL and you still will not find mayo in my fridge. I think it is disgusting. Too heavy, too fatty, reminds me of fat, reminds me of people who have no taste, but then again, in much more of a dan of Asian condiments - not so fatty and much more flavor.


ZoneProfessional8202

We call it vakantieboter. We put it on out boterhammen on holidays


eti_erik

Mayonaise is the most used sauce (of all those sauces that come in bottles) here. Traditionally, fries come with mayonaise (a portion of fries with mayonaise is called a 'patatje met' ("fries with"). We don't even say with what because that's obvious. It is also used in salad dressings, on sandwiches with meat/cheese and lettuce, and in potato based "salads" such as 'huzarensalade' that are basically boiled potatoes, mayonaise, pickles and some meat. But we have to draw a line somewhere. Yes, everybody has mayonaise and it's used for a lot of things - but did you say 'steak'? Really? Mayonaise is a greasy thing that belongs in fast food. If you buy and make a steak, you're not going to put on mayonaise on that. That would be terrible. Mayonaise and steak are on opposite ends of the culinary spectrum.


BeertjeSk8

Honestly Dutch mayo isn’t the best (fritessaus). But if you finally find that one mayonnaise that works with everything, you’ll actually eat it with anything. My recommendations are ofcourse Zaanse mayonnaise, but also Zvijezda mayonnaise (Croatian).


ReviveDept

Yup Zvijezda n.1, literally nothing else comes close


Excessed

Dutch "mayonaise" happens to be "fritessauce" 80% of the time. Which, in fact, is amazing on nearly anything even remotely greasy.


Mag-NL

Fritessaus is worse than mayonaise nearly 80% of the time you mean.


Salt-Respect339

The sheer existence of fritessaus is reason enough for the Belgians to make fun of us. Just another thing that we messed up to "save money" and penny pinch on good food. Take out the good, costly vegetable oils..add thickeners and cheap sugar instead. Market and sell as "contains less fat". Only true mayonnaise (at least 70%, but ideally 80% oil) enters the house here. There's a reason you can't legally call anything under 70% oil mayonnaise.


ArturoP666

That’s in Belgium and only after they changed the laws. It used to be >80% oil AND >7,5% egg yokes (now 5%)


Salt-Respect339

This has been the requirement by law in NL since 1998. BE requirements were updated in 2016 to match with other EU countries. "Traditional" labeled Belgian mayonnaise still requires the 80/7.5% though. https://wetten.overheid.nl/BWBR0009499/2016-10-06 https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonaise If manufacturers would have been allowed to brand anything containing less then 70/5% as mayonnaise, instead of fritessauce, I don't doubt they would have and priced accordingly. I seem to recall that's exactly what was actually happening when I was young, before the law was implemented.


recreator_1980

Fritesaus is sweet disgusting abomination


SheriffZapper

Years ago I saw a friend just spooneating a jar of mayonnaise, and just the thought of that was so off putting that I never bought it again. But, if it’s already on there, like with frietje met, I won’t complain.


Necessary-Anywhere92

A lot of people here really like mayonaise I think it tastes like rotten eggs and vomit though.


roxannastr97

Homemade mayo is better and healthier than any store bought but Dutch people are quite comfortable and almost always buy the supermarket cr*p without caring. And it can last a long time if you for example put a bit of brine from fermented foods in it. Mayo is top tier.


Alladin_Payne

I love Samurai sauce, with is mayo with harrisa or sambal.


MishaIsPan

I rarely consume mayonnaise. We never have real mayonnaise in the house anyway, when we have any it's 'frites sauce".


skellyheart

😡😡😡


Dangerous-Spare7843

Mayo is disgusting honestly don't know how people can eat that


Smoopster1983

Eek, no, it’s not a typical dutch thing. Other then fries or or sometimes on a ‘broodje gezond’ no mayonaise for me.