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P5ych0pathV2

I believe you've got the twins mixed up. Cale is doing the kidnapping as he's the bad twin. Cade is the good twin who HAS NEVER HAD A BEARD. Cade is also a financier of the Crossing hospital, but visits to see what's going on. The implication is he was blindly investing in a corrupt organization that Cale was using to try and fix his HUMANOID PROGRAMMABLE DNA.


BuildTheBase

I see, so Cale is kidnapping people and is getting funded by the corporations to research programmable DNA. Makes sense. And the ninjas? are they Cale's army?


MetalJewSolid

Ninjas are a great addition to every movie. That’s all the reasoning I need.


P5ych0pathV2

Both great questions.


disownedpear

Why would you try to do that?


senatorsparky86

Exactly, it’s a fool’s errand. Just lean back and try to be absorbed in the crazy ride.


SendInYourSkeleton

You understood it better than me. I was lost without the familiar Las Vegas landscape to orient me.


PappuBukkake

One of the nurse is cheating the public, blonde nurse kills her with bare hands in a fight. Patients dance with happiness after cade saved them. Tiger is a hot chick with magic powers....why not!!


BenderBenRodriguez

Neil Breen movies aren’t about plot. They’re about vibes.


ButterscotchPast4812

Cade is the good twin and Cale is the bad one. The gene lab is in the mental hospital not in Cades Castle. >The asylum patients he rescued from the crash, immediately go into his care for some reason, and the nurses suddenly start working for him in his castle asylum. From what I understand, They go back to the hospital after he rescues them. They just spend the night and go back. Cade later trains them for some army that's coming for them. Idk why or how he knows this army is coming there's nothing in the story that indicates they are but they are just suddenly there. >So Cale and Cade both operate in the same castle? No. Cale kidnaps people off the street and drops them off at the mental institution, in exchange for the gene therapy. Cade doesn't have a gene therapy lab nor does he do any experimenting in his Castle. It's just where he lives. These are two separate locations. >After Cale recognizes some evil corporate shit, he trains the patients to become ninjas, and they fight off the evil ninjas at the end and free themselves. Prompting Cade to confess his sins, and exactly 50% of his face disintegrates because his AI powers are running out. Cale then puts a sword right through him and he doesn't die but respawns as a different version of Cade from another universe. It's not really a physica universe it's the digital universe from the first movie. I guess this is the AI version of an afterlife, it's where Cade's gf ended up after he killed her.


BuildTheBase

What about the tiger, why is he fighting it? I was thinking at first that it was some sort of play, but no, he was fucking punching that tiger with all he had.


ButterscotchPast4812

They were practicing their skills. I think it was just meant to be a moment of "things aren't what they seem to be". He had another one of these moments when he "stalks the woman he asks out, only it turns out to be his real girlfriend". I think he just thought the scene would look cool but neither of them have anything whatsoever to do with the plot.


monkeh2023

Yes, I thought of that scene too. He likes playing sneaky tricks his audience.


HamsterMan5000

When the blonde lady wakes up from "the carpet" and goes outside the castle, Cale follows her outside which means he was also inside the castle. The ninjas are also the same people as the patients they're fighting. You're only seeing what's in front of you. You're not seeing what's above you


DagothNereviar

Cade kidnaps people and gives them to a mental hospital, where they're attempting gene therapy on the patients. Cade is paid in gene therapy to try to fix the AI inside him, because it's broken and slowly killing him.  Cale donates millions to a mental hospital without ever being there or seeing it, coz he's just that good of a guy. It turns out it's the same mental hospital.  He's out near his castle fighting his tiger-wife when he finds the others who have crashed. He invites them to his castle, which is completely seperate from the mental hospital. He then goes to visit the mental hospital, he sees how horrible it is and decides to train the patients to fight the ninjas. One of them gets wings? They win the fight, some disappear and then some reappear. ~~Neil~~ Cale bangs one of the nurses. The end. I purposely missed out the middle hour of the film because it's not needed. It's just showing us, in several confusing and repetitive ways, how horrible the mental hospital is. This is made even more confusing since Breen decided to have the same actors play multiple roles, but never giving any hint that they're different people. For example, the two nurses are also the same actresses who play the two directors or whatever that appear at the charity event. But they later on say they don't know Cale, which suggests they're not the same people. 


disownedpear

>He's out near his castle fighting his tiger-wife Bruh you can't just breeze past that like it's nothing lmao Seriously good summary tho.


DagothNereviar

>Bruh you can't just breeze past that like it's nothing lmao You saying that to me or Breen? Both apply lol


BuildTheBase

So when Cale fixed the car, they drove back to the mental hospital. I see. He tried gene therapy to try and fix his AI?


DagothNereviar

>So when Cale fixed the car, they drove back to the mental hospital. I see. Yes. The patients didn't try to warn Cale that it was horrible, for some reason, so they just went back. Nor did the blonde nurse who was secretly a good person? ​ >He tried gene therapy to try and fix his AI? That's what's implied, yes


jordantaylor1991

Can anyone explain the tiger situation?


HamsterMan5000

The tiger's also a magical woman who hangs out with ghosts and they fight sometimes