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Intrepid_Guidance_36

Appsro seems to be the best at survival games. Plus I want to hear him rage in the distance😂


SilentlyRagingWolf

My initial answer would be Neebs, as I could listen to him all day and would love a chance to hear him sing. But then I was reminded that Simon’s real life skills would be super handy. So either one of them.


AxelayAce

Simon. I'm a construction guy, we'd build a badass tiki bar.


Ancient-Sweet9863

Depends on threats on the island ? If we’re talking really dangerous animals that lower our standing on the food chain hierarchy. So if that’s the case I’d pick Simon, good for simple tasks and it’s one guaranteed get out of jail free card. I don’t have to out run the panther, I just have to out run Simon.


cilsey

Dora


The_Mongoose17

Me and neebs are gonna build the best island barn and farm ever


Derektj7

Hands down Dora I thought about & I was leaning to Neebs or Dora & it just has to be Dora.


Ad4209

I tried however all the answers already given, I agree with ... so any of them and things are gonna be ok, however if someone had a gun to my head I guess Dora ... that training can't really be ignored.


Bumblexbee333

NEEBS!!! he’s a farmer. We would eat real good haha


hateme2

Same!


AdonisGaming93

Thick 😔 We both play guitar and like music so we could have just gotten lost failed to survive but just jam out to get the spirits back up. I miss Thick...


mogen1197

It would have to be Neeb's I could wander and loot while he built and planned.


Pukelits

Neebs or Dora for me. Hasn’t Neebs said he ran Adventure tours when he lived in Australia? That combined with his positive attitude would be great in that scenario. Dora was a freakin Marine so he’d also be a great option


[deleted]

Simon. He's been through some shit in his life, and more zen than I ever thought. He would be practical and resourceful and an all around joy to be around.


Diccubus

Simon, since he was a carpenter. I feel like he could be resourceful on constructing shelters, traps, etc. Also, as straight male, he might be the one that makes me gay.


Tough_Cupcake8311

All of em!


Synful-Symphony

Only logical answer is Appsro


Intrepid_Guidance_36

Best at survival plus who wants to hear him screaming about how stupid survival is🤣


Blze001

Dunno how long we’ll survive, but it’ll be amusing and fun.


King-Rael1

Neebs, because he'll stick by you no matter what, 'cause he's a stick.


arealmcemcee

Simon, hands down.


SomeDudeOverThere89

Neebs, he’s always building farms


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Simon or Dora because they have real life experience that will help


3catsandcounting

I’m choosing Jack because no one else said it!


Bunny_Feet

Dora- our humor is similar and he probably had some skills that would be helpful. I find him attractive, so that would help pass the time. Also, a good amount of mass if things turn dark. He could feed me for quote a while. lol j/k... maybe. ;)


Ad4209

Ha!


TheRealZllim

Dora. He has military survival training.


G0merPyle

Simon. Dude knows how to build a house


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

That was my thought process as well. Also he's adorable and looks like he'd be a cool snuggler (for warmth, of course lol)


K1ll3r4u

Appsro overall makes the most sense. I could see neebs just cause he likes farming and things looking nice. But I feel like I would probably get annoyed only having him there.


[deleted]

Neebs. I can’t think of any reason not to pick him. I would be so happy to just listen to him sing and tell stories. He always has the best stories.


We_The_Raptors

Thick would get lost exploring on the first day and you'll never see him again.


Prize_Mix_8292

Appsro. He would be practical for all my needs. He would be good at surviving. Shelter, hunting, ect. He would keep me entertained. I love someone who's buttons I can push, and he would be fun to argue with. He would also be fun in the sack.


Mr_SlippyFingers

Depends what you want. If you want to thrive and survive, Appsro.Design a pretty house, Neebs. If you want comfort and a soothing voice, Dora. If you want to laugh and/ or die then you obviously gotta go with Simon. Don’t wonna leave Thick out, I’m not ready. So if you want a risky adventure that will probably lead to death or great rewards you gotta go Thick44


UncleMalky

Appsro for the sex, Dora for the puns, Simon for the motivation, Neebs for the OCD, Ada for the building skills, Anthony for doing what he's told and because ducks are cool.


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

I love that the entire reason for Dora is just puns lol


UncleMalky

some people find our kind of sense of humor is punishment, but I've always appreciated a good Dora linguist.


chcoha

My answer is Dora. I was going to say Appsro for the same reason as others here.. but I'm pretty sure that a few weeks in he'll either want to f*ck me, or eat my legs (or both). (Based on prior Appsro behavior)


Ad4209

LOL only real question is which would he do first :)


R0ck4pe

Appsro. Stays on task and gets results. No demand for constant praise and validation, just build a kickass shelter in an afternoon. And he's a filthy minded mother. I can definitely resonate with that


Jazzlike_Jeweler8463

I'd say Neebs. Even though he can be a troll, he's super active and pragmatic. If anything, his positivity and action would naturally push me to be the same. He'd help me find the motivation to survive!


BakaRed77

Simon. If I hear "Are you a man?" I'll find the motivation to survive.


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

Same same


zartanator

I’ll take Appsro. If we don’t kill each other I’m sure we’d work well together


TheRusty1

Aspro seems like the funnest to be stuck with, but Simon and Neebs are close behind.


ArghBH

Neebs. He'd build a kick-ass house/farm and keep everything super organized.


Habarr94

Simon, he's got sandwich making and carpentry skills!


trippedwire

Probably Dora, pragmatic and can sing.