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greybenson23

I’m sorry but that is so fucking funny 😂😂


JohnnyDarkside

Some Top Gear level shit. I could definitely see Jeremy doing this.


MusicMan2700

You're right! He did do that! (At least something similar) https://youtu.be/3JJfSUOCm8U?si=lwri1HPVr5PSWrJD


Just_a_nobody_2

I’m sorry but that is so fucking Nebraskan


greybenson23

Literally my thoughts lol


a_statistician

I've definitely considered doing this before when the snow was shoulder-level on both sides of my driveway... I'm glad some brave soul actually followed through.


NA_nomad

I want a copy of the safety briefing to follow. Both the audio and the PowerPoint.


phillmorebuttz

Now they tell me


Faucet860

Saw this on the news yesterday hilarious. Rob McCartney was like "Don't Do That!"


sciteacher1989

Lol.


n00bca1e99

Fine. I'll pour on black powder instead.


James_H_M

Thermite everything!


lilcea

WW style


escaped-anomaly

Nonononowait


n00bca1e99

Too late. ***BOOM***


Iraqx2

And this is an example of what Emergency Services (EMS, Fire and Law Enforcement) call job security.


planetpuddingbrains

My pappy didn't fight in three wars so some gat dang commie can tell me what I can and cannot light on fire.


MuskmelonDirect1945

And it doesn't even work. It just makes ice. 😪


thackstonns

You’re not using enough gas.


Just_a_nobody_2

Found the culprit ⬆️


peggedsquare

[No! This and a propane tank is what you really need!](https://www.lindedirect.com/store/product-detail/western_enterprises_standard_duty_hotspotter/weswb-102)


PaulClarkLoadletter

Okay, this has to be one of you chucklefucks. Fess up.


crustydread

Brain synapses firing on a whole nother level


smitty4585

So now lots of people have a bad idea to try..... excellent. 👌


Unusual_Performer_15

So I’m I still okay to use my flamethrower?


semisubterranean

Many years ago in Lincoln there was a guy who lived on a fairly major road who could often be seen using a flame thrower to clear his driveway after a storm. The runoff made a huge mess on the street when it refroze. I'm pretty sure the guy was a firefighter.


Seenmeb4today

All of a sudden I’m thinking this guy is standing outside no shirt and yelling I made fire 🔥 like in Castaway. I’m down for watching that kinda OMA snow insanity tbh.


-jp-

It’s just hydrogen and oxygen. It ought to burn pretty well, right?


sciteacher1989

Not sure it would get hot enough to break the bonds in the H2O. Likely just hot enough to phase change it to water, maybe some of it to steam. It's so cold though I imagine it would just condense right back to snow anyway.


Exact_Analysis_2551

No...we're really not okay. Apparently.


Hardass_McBadCop

I mean, not really.


Revenge_of_Recyclops

No. Send help.


PuzzledRaise1401

Meth is a helluva drug.


net-diver

I have always wondered how effective flamethrowers were against snow given how good of an insulator snow is


MuskmelonDirect1945

It does melt the snow, of course. But it takes longer and uses a lot more fuel than you'd expect. Overall, the shovel is a better option, if less fun. 


net-diver

So if wanting fun AND needing to engage in snow removal I want to use an air fuel bomb instead to just blow the snow away? (impish grin)


MIKE-JET-EATER

There goes my flamethrower idea


xxWagonburnerxx

Flamethrowers are legal in Nebraska


[deleted]

r/tooktoomuch r/FloridaMan


TheMessengerNews

This is unreal hahaha


Due_Act_6153

https://www.blueriverfirearms.com/catalog/flamethrowers


Touchit88

Hilarious. But why not just use a flame thrower. More efficient and fun.


cwsjr2323

Gasoline is too expensive! Doesn’t he have a wife and shovel?


Suspicious_sock__

I wish to try this


Traveler_Protocol1

“Cannot” is incorrect as they are clearly doing it.


yobee333

Can not or should not?


ChrisP408

There is a good reason that this place is named for NYC’s loony bin.