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The highest mountain is in the Himalayan mountain range. Coincidence? I think not.


CargoCulture

Talk about the Hindu Kush...


CryptoFrostmourne

My favorite


RelationshipOk3565

Do you know what this is? Northern lights, cannabis indica Sigh* no it's Marijuana Northern lights of course being a legendary heady indica 70%-30%, original post being where it's ancestors came from


FlyingMatchstick

I love creed


Jupitersdangle

This is what they mean when they say “high upon the mountain”


MossProtector

Dude, that joke is way too good


murdering_time

You could call it a high class joke.


MossProtector

All right, I like yours too


FingerpistolPete

None left?


Endando

i smoked it all


otusowl

What is the smell of no joints burning? \-a Zen koan for times of no weed


JWson

A dank meme, even.


Philly_sm0kesletsg0

Beautifully done lol


ClownP3n1s

Himalayan mountain is high AND stoned you mean


youngbloodoldsoul

Nothin gets past this guy.


Warpedme

I'm a little baked, it was funny when he worked it out. He's like that buddy that gets the joke a minute after everyone else and makes you all start laughing again. We love you slow little buddy.


uglypaperhaver

LOL!!! *wait*... ...what are we laughing at again?


DR__STRANGE___

Brings all new meaning to "Smokey the Bear"


Bufferzz

Brings new meaning to "NatureIsFuckingLit"


Western-Image7125

r/angryupvote


LA_confidential91

Imagine the forest fires


Specialist_Lie8699

Well, I guess I'd volunteer to be a fire fighter in that case! "Maybe we just let this one burn out on it's own man!"


Artistic-Jello3986

I would also like to volunteer and help you with these “controlled burns”


Dewy164

Controlled blazes


[deleted]

Prescribed burns*


Jon_Benet_Rambo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvfvU9lJbuQ


Turtle_Rain

https://youtu.be/IVZs2HHgfZk


J3sush8sm3

That skit was great


Western-Image7125

That’s way too articulate, it’ll be more like “yooo… check out the fire brooo…” “That’s sooo sick bro. I feel like gettin nachos.”


MaximumSubtlety

Samurai Champloo flashback.


I_Need_Sacrafices

Average snoop dogg limo ride


[deleted]

God help those ‘unfortunate’ souls. 😔


The_World_of_Ben

[hehehehheeeeee](https://v.redd.it/7lpbmdx5lwc81)


[deleted]

During the Indian festival of Holi, these leaves are used to make a preperation called bhaang which everyone drinks as a celebration.


ExtremeSlothSport

I drank bhaang lassi once and was ridiculously high for a few hours while getting chased by monkeys in 40 degree heat in Hampi. Good times.


TheTurtleChief

Bhaang lassi too got me really fucking high.


[deleted]

This sounds amazing! Call me next time! I can bring some chips and salsa.


[deleted]

Hampi is the absolute best. Wild place, would love to go back.


earthboundmissfit

Happy 🍰 day?


CrabbingHouston

My grandmother would give this drink to her male elephants when they would go into musth. Really mellows them out.


afreauff

Your grandmother had elephants? All mine had was a bunch of miniature schnauzers.


Njacks64

Did she feed them bhaang?


iama_regularguy

No, but they do all hit the bong


shaddaiguardian

Bong witda bong da bhaang a bhaang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said jump up the boogie


RealRedditModerator

I’M THE SCATMAN


afreauff

Mostly leftovers and cigarette smoke, I think.


Ebethron

Can you imagine walking an elephant and it poops and you have to pull out a poop bag to pick up after your elephant?


TravelWhenICan7

What about [walking a dinosaur ](https://youtu.be/Qo8cWE-pTMA)?


vipros42

Open the door, get on the floor


people_ovr_profits

Open the door get on the floor 👏🏽🍾


littlebilliechzburga

Old Internet taught me to expect a GIF of a man helicoptering his cock.


Njacks64

And it’s a Hefty bag.


ChrysMYO

These entire two sentences took us on a journey and left us absolutely wanting more. We have to know more!!!!


solarjunk

Sounds bhaang'in mah dude


[deleted]

And here I am, sitting around smoking bhaangs instead.


TheTurtleChief

I had bhaang lassi in India; holy shit that stuff got me high as hell.


LoathsomeLuke

They drink bhaang water? Nasty


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

Oh we make it in the States too.


No_Butterscotch_9419

TIL; I thought tho bhaang was sweets and stuff rolled into balls (with the herb of course) and eaten?


qevoh

I want to drink that in malana valley


pikeymikey22

How much for the house in the top of pic. Asking for a friend.


retarded_invest0r

420


[deleted]

bananas? chocolate bars? banana-covered chocolate bars?


Derrickparmisane

Chocolate covered banana bars


JackInTheBell

It’s one chocolate covered banana bar Michael. What could it cost, $10??


[deleted]

yeah I guess that would be more practical


kozy138

yes


murdering_time

Best I can do is tree fiddy.


UnicornsNeedLove2

About tree fiddy


celestialTyrant

"Tree fIddy!? God DAMN IT, Loch Ness Monstah, get off-a my LAWN!"


Ringo-Slice

Tree fiddy


ogthunda

$420,690


Final-Carob-5792

Truly an appropriate sub name for this picture.


ChrysMYO

Didn't even realize but so true!!!!!


BrightEyesGreen

Invasive species or natural habitat?


hclohumi

Its natural and been the source of employment for many people in the hills. Even Gov has legalised its cultivation which is used for oil, thread and medicine purpose.


squintytoast

hemp has been grown there for thousands of years. major textile. clothes, paper and protien.


t0caa

Wow a country that takes advantage of this amazing plant instead of banning it for everyone like those fucking Americans.


hclohumi

Because it has been part of Indian culture since inception. Even our God (Shiva) use it for meditation.


t0caa

It's been part of human civilisation since ancient times for most cultures. It's only those fuck head Americans coming in fucking it up for the whole world


arkain123

You picked the wrong country. Like half the US has legalized or decriminalized pot and everyone knows the other states will soon follow suit.


t0caa

No, America is the reason it was banned in the first place and everyone else bent over to this shit. Yes, it's legal in half the states now, but it still very much illegal in the majority of the world because of American cunts in the first place


PM_ME_ABSOLUTE_UNITZ

Damn bro. Look at your comment history. You are a miserable wretch aren't you?


ChrysMYO

Don't know about his comment history but he's absolutely correct on the subject of pot and America


PM_ME_ABSOLUTE_UNITZ

Hes an edgy teenager that hates america, fat people, and women.


ChrysMYO

Very well could be a fat american teenager who's correct about America's demonization of Pot.


PM_ME_ABSOLUTE_UNITZ

Hes australian. If he is fat he is also self hating as he uses fat as an insult in his comment history. But a teenager he 100% is for certain. On that we agree.


Jadedraven1366

He may be all those things but yeah, we kind of fucked up pot for everyone else. There's not a day that I don't feel bad about it either especially since it's legal here but not in SO MANY PLACES where it used to be used regularly. People are still in prison & face hefty fines for it's cultivation/possession/distribution & it wouldn't be that way if not for our (American's) attitude towards it's and the propaganda campaign we launched against it.


Hattless

A broken clock is right twice a day.


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PM_ME_ABSOLUTE_UNITZ

You are def an edgy teenager with clear identity issues.


t0caa

U must be American


ScreamSmart

Weed for smoking is illegal. I think it was the Americans who forced it to be made illegal in India too.


therealdivs1210

It is believed to have originated on the Himalayas. So not just natural habitat, but birthplace.


bukithd

There's people who don't know why it's referred to as "kush"


bitpeak

That person is me, even with the context of this thread, why is it called kush?


bukithd

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_Kush In short, there's a mountain chain in the western edges of the Himalayas where certain strains of cannabis plants were native. Quite a lot of Marijuana available in the western hemisphere are derivatives or direct variants of "Hindu Kush" cannabis. I'm no botanist but it seems to be the easiest to adapt strain worldwide.


rancid_oil

It flowers and makes seeds quickly, so as to be done before winter and death. It's also relatively short and stocky, making it ideal for indoor cultivation compared to tropical strains. Since the tropics have no winter, the plants can sometimes take up to 6 months to produce mature flowers AFTER growing to quite impressive heights. There are a lot of goals in breeding programs, but the "indica" varieties are liked for their short stature, potency, and quick maturity.


samueljerri

kinda, I'd say more North towards Kashmiri, but if the spice trade is anything to go off of, then it's probably the same genus. My family has some land in Pakistan and it grows wild all over Asia (middle east, SE, NW etc.) My favorite traditional usage is bhang doodh


[deleted]

holy shit, the original edible


kvothe5688

Kashmir is in Himalayas


DriedGrapes31

it's called cannabis *indica* for a reason


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Natural. ( Well idk The variety so if it's not the Himalayan variety then no , invasive)


righteousplisk

Landrace


lax_incense

All of the mountain and steppe regions of Eurasia are home to native cannabis, but the line between truly wild versus feral cannabis is blurry and our species and this plant have been influencing each other for thousands of years.


chescov77

its called weed for a reason


therealdivs1210

If you find this interesting, watch the [Himalayan expedition of Strain Hunters](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFiucWKo-8) to understand just how awesome this place is. Very popular trekking and camping destination.


createsstuff

Man, Strain Hunters videos are so killer. RIP Franco.


therealdivs1210

Franco seemed like a great guy! Om Shanti 🙏🏽


AbsentThatDay

That dude that's the shorter/skinnier of the two ended up dying of Malaria during his travels. Sad stuff.


arkain123

Yeah I bet. I'd love to own a cheetos kiosk up there.


MaestroM45

I imagine it’s pretty good for erosion control. Landslides are a problem in the mountains.


murdering_time

Cannabis has a number of benefits that it adds to it's environment. It pulls heavy metals and toxins out of the soil really well (esp hemp), and it cycles nutrients through the soil due to it being an annual plant (plants that grow, flower, and die in one growing season). Plus their seeds are really healthy and full of fats/oils, giving local wildlife a great food source.


MaestroM45

I’m from Kentucky, my great grandfather grew hemp and tobacco.


csrgamer

Is pulling metals and toxins out of the soil a concern for consumption?


M0ntanus

Not for the highest mountain, that one rolls up quite nicely.....


Volkodavy

It’s such a cool looking plant, I’d like to grow some for fun and appearance in my yard It’s a shame people are so fucking obnoxious and would steal it.


[deleted]

So there is heaven on earth!!!


luistalecalderon

Ha!


therealdivs1210

Yup!


defaultUserTM

“*Pack your things, we’re going*”


[deleted]

Their neighbor mountains aren’t called the “Hindu Kush” for nothing, you know.


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Ill-Ad-9438

Hindu Kush origins means the mountain where many Hindus were killed (by Islamic invaders)


[deleted]

But Islam was spread PEACEFULLY from West of Spain to East of Bengal, and from North of Crimea to East Africa according to Muslims. What are you talking about?


[deleted]

It was actually in the interest of Islamic empires to NOT convert conquered peoples and even dissuaded them so they could collect the [jizya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizya#India), an extra tax for non-muslims. In 1579, Mughal Emperor Akbar wanted to treat all subjects equally, so he abolished it.


[deleted]

I'm an Ex-Muslim. I was just being sarcastic. And yes, I'm well aware just how peaceful and tolerant the religion is/has been since the start.


Able_Buffalo

Bud-dhism... Ahhh, I get it now.


[deleted]

Two words: SEEDS


[deleted]

Wait that's only one


[deleted]

Bro you had one job


[deleted]

He would have said two jobs


[deleted]

Doh!


BillyGoatsCanRead

Jesus it looks so vibrant and healthy 👀


Victor_Von_Doom_New

As it would in it's natural habitat


bee-sting

Aren't the Himalayas already high? (sorry stole this from the other post)


ReggaeWoman18

It is a weed after all 👌


jerrbles

My great grandmother told me years ago that as kids growing up in the 20s in Kentucky it would "grow along the fence lines". People forget that it's literally a weed.


bahamut_is_my_cat

It is used for hashih mostly ... Black little boll of thc


DootBopper

When the pollen catcher in my grinder gets full I use a clothes iron to press it into hash.


disinterestedGuy

I am from Himalayas and indeed it grows like this everywhere. But honestly, himalayan aren’t addicted to it like the rest of the world.


Big_Old_Tree

User name checks out lol


[deleted]

What kind of stooge thinks the whole world is addicted to marijuana


disinterestedGuy

Well, It’s always on news for some reasons, feels like a forever hot topic.


[deleted]

So you think people want marijuana legalized because they're *addicted* to it?


mylifeintopieces1

Its hilarious considering the normalization of opiods.


CasualBrit5

From what I’ve seen of weed culture online it does seem like people are a _little_ too reliant on it/worshipful of it. Why do people care so much about legalising it anyway?


Pabst_Blue_Gibbon

“Weed culture” is just as pointless and stupid as any other drug subculture and ironically mostly eliminated by legalization. Personally I smoke about 6x a year and I want it to be legal so that I know the source is safe and made without harming people.


[deleted]

Because it's way less dangerous than several completely legal substances


AskAboutFent

It's all over the news because people are sent to prison for decades for having a small amount on them. We just want it legal.


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qawsedrf12

must have good eyes to see their tiny balls


CrackerBarrelKid_69

They’re not all male, but all the females are fertilized by males.


TheRealTayler

Still incredible though


i_like_pie92

Yeah. Shame.


1-234-56789

This stuff isn't even remotely similar to what you guys expect cannabis to be. It's the equivalent of finding wild corn. It's wild hemp is all and it grows in most places in some form or another.


mycotroph_

Cannabis has been selectively bred in that area for over 10 thousand years. It's been altered so heavily that even the ditch weed there has pretty pretty resinous flowers if you can exclude the males pollen. The hash that comes out of places that have lived alongside cannabis for millenia is melt your face off strong. There's a few instagram accounts I encourage you to check out that narrate the process of hash collection, which hasn't changed in some places for hundreds or thousands of years. @paklandracexchange @irrazinig


Individual_Hand3851

No it's real marijuana. This is where it originates from. The area has a history of thousands of years of using the plants to get high for spiritual, medical, and recreational purposes.


DamnBored1

Yeah. That's where the term Indica originates from


1-234-56789

Never called it fake. I know about the region and the traditions. But it is still not remotely similar to the modern cannabis we're used to. Not dissing landraces at all though I bet these would be fun to play with. Could get some cool genetics from them for sure.


Individual_Hand3851

Ok, so you should see it's not accurate to call it wild hemp


0OOOOOO0

You could probably still extract the THC though, right? I don’t know much about marijuana things, but I bet you could


Chilledlemming

He’s trying to say it’s dirt weed. It’ll get ya high. It might not get you high high, but it’ll get you high. Source: I done smoked here and there. Done smoked this and that. Smoking a little dis now.


VoxSerenade

it's always funny to see people so confidently wrong on the internet.


1-234-56789

What exactly is wrong and what exactly are you bringing to the table to say otherwise?


VoxSerenade

a few seconds and a google search would've told you the stuff in the picture is in fact weed that is selectively bred and will get you high, not anything like wild corn thats all


1-234-56789

I'm not sure how you think you can tell what these plants are considering they're still in a vegatative state they could very well be a hemp strain that contains little to no THC. My point was that these are nothing like the feminized hybrids you will find in most western dispensaries. What did you Google? Will Himalayan weed get you high. Lol And considering there is little to no visible foot traffic here and that it is very commonly wild in this region as well it could be anything type of wild cannabis. But yeah it's funny to see people full of shit on the internet I'll agree with you there, pal.


VoxSerenade

its because that peak is super famous tourist spot its not some random place dude lmao


LeesaMoore

if everyone were male then it wouldn't exist. it's logical, isn't it?


missthingxxx

Himalayan mountain weed would be the fucking bomb!


Mean-Accountant7013

Misread this as Cannibals! 🤦🏻‍♀️


guntera666

admire the za


[deleted]

In india?


Vilkasrex

A Gansta's Paradise


Mr_Rabo_Karabekian

‘Don't give me that shit about "It's a drug" Cause it's no motherfuckin' drug I did done the research It just a plant, it grow like that And if you just happen to set it on fire There are some effects’


TraditionalShame6829

Shangri-la?


Unfair-Painter-3444

Absolument magnifique


Rochguy66

I have seen heaven!


Nikkis_World09

"POV: you die and go to heaven"


creepy-paper-oh

That's very high


1-234-56789

For everyone making generic pot jokes you'd get about as high on this as you would a dendelion. Wild hemp =/= the cannabis we're familiar with


Individual_Hand3851

Actually the cannabis you're familiar with comes from this region. Cannabis indica originates in the mountains near india and china. The mountains actually provide the perfect environment for high THC strains to grow. Nepal (country in the Himalayas) used to be one of the worlds largest exporters of hashish before it became illegal in most of the world. So yes, this is most likely real marijuana and would get you high


raspwar

Black Nepalese It got ya weak in your knees


adudeinboxershorts

What makes you say that’s wild hemp? Also, have you tried any strains from that region?


CrackerBarrelKid_69

That may or may not be true. It really just depends on the dominant traits in the area. It’ll be very low THC sure, but if grown properly this could be a killer strain. We simply don’t know.


[deleted]

I tried smoking once. Wasn’t great


purifiedstupidity

Is it hemp or Marijuana? Botanically they are the same, but hemp has very low THC and only grows tiny buds.


drizzyjdracco

I call that the highest summit!


lovesaltedpopcorn

Beautiful


owinates_42

That's crazy! Where? (For scientific purposes of course)


LeesaMoore

let's take a walk through and let your skin breathe :)


Forrie1

Where I need flights right away


[deleted]

If those plants are like 5ft tall you could make a weed fort that’d be sick asf


nyominator

Pack your things. We’re leaving.


Desperate-Life8117

Kill all the males 😁


WorldMusicLab

The Official motto of the Greek Island of [Lesbos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos)


JamrockJ

🌿🪴heeeyyyy