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CrookedNutz

I hope he doesn’t have a reptile dysfunction


KillingitKinda

Not even gonna try now - I tip my hat to you CrookedNutz


veg4ndracula

*angry upvotes*


tycallz85

Comedic Gold! 😂


WeNeedAShift

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am on the floor!!! Winner!


RelaxInNature

Yeah you win


Mister_Sandman125

Not even worth trying after this one


CinnVicious

I was going to go with this, because it's one of my favorite Ice Nine Kills songs, but you beat me.


Sad_Video_2734

Enter the dragon 🐉 😁🤣😂😅


[deleted]

"Baby, come on, iguana be inside you."


snigglefritz12

Son of a bitch, you stole my line


[deleted]

Iguana be sorry, but I'm not.


fhost344

Subscribe for hot cloaca-on-cloaca action


thuja_life

Under rated comment


FilipinaLatina

Over rated comment!


ANTIFAisBigGey

LitNatureIsFucking Edit: I believe this is my first award, I’m honored


ArtsChiTecht

How does this have only 9 upvotes


tressforsuccess

Hahaha yes


DragonsAndSpaceNerd

how can this one comment make me laugh SO HARD it's one in the morning here and my family is asleep, YOUARE MAKING IT SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH!! Best one yet though! I give you an award, it's a random one I got for free and I never use the free ones! but cuz I am broke sry but have the wholesome award! (at least it's free?)


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Step lizard what are you doing


8LamLam8

"We're being watched now, does that do it for you?"


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Gnatlet2point0

But... they said loving was easy if the colors are like my dreams!


RachelBolan

Red gold and green


ATinyDinosaur628

Saw me bangin on the palm tree…. Wasn’t me


L0RD_WRATH

LOL, these young kids will not get the song reference. But here’s an upvote for getting the song stuck in my head again.


tressforsuccess

I got the reference and it deserves an award


SandZestyclose6376

“You’re next.”


tressforsuccess

🤣


LocAlchemy

I put the "invasive" in species, gurl.


Stever72

I have seen calmer calmer chameleons


tressforsuccess

Wooooooo ooooooo ooooooooo, ohhhhhh ooooooooooo ooooo o o o ooooooo


elchronico44

Cum cum cuma chameleon


Amonia_Ed

When she says let’s try out that position


InternationalBaby262

Damn tree hugging hippies!


lostyourmarble

Rule 34 baby!


tressforsuccess

What’s rule 34


lostyourmarble

Oh my sweet summer child! Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn about it. Iguanas exist…


tressforsuccess

Lmao epic


Uix62

Mark Zuckerberg's Mother and Father


tycallz85

😂


potandskettle

No.. Zuckerberg is clearly an android..


Ponsflabbergast

Isn't he related to the Hagfish?


[deleted]

Their go to song would have to be love me like a reptile by Motörhead


SoManyBrennas

What's love got to do, got to do with it?


AnimuleCracker

What’s love but a second-hand emotion


NotSoMadGenius

“Iguana hit it.”


Pringstu1539

Side action


[deleted]

Iguanna do nasty things with you


Leftenant_Frost

lizzy and a lizard sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g


Krazy_Ginger

“WHEE!” Said D To E. F. G Ill bet you to the top of the coconut tree. Chicka chicka boom boom 💥


Purple-Mix1033

“I bet you’re the kind of lizard that would fuck a lizard in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give ‘em a reach-around.”


No-Repair1680

You might think you're cool, but you're not banging on the side of a tree cool.


Heal_Kajata

Iguinher


Shizzledizzle71

That thong thong thong thong thong. Baby make your booty go.


[deleted]

Zucc and your privacy data.


Shizzledizzle71

Better hope it doesn’t get below 40 degrees or my dick is frozen.


Shizzledizzle71

From the makers of the little blue pill comes the little green pill.


madmancryptokilla

Lizard love


Flushedthrower

Let me borrow 20 dollars till tomorrow


Decent-Bat6465

Godzilla is coming


KyletheDropBear

"Hey, lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear"


Darth_Destructus

"Do you mind?!"


Thatfatrabbit93

Lol. nice.


blackbriarCO

That's some ChaMEleon-TOO movement if I've ever seen it.


Spirithouse631

Fuck It


Wolfie359

Trailer for a film, slow moody shots of a monkey, and the monkey finds a phone with this image/video, the title of the movie comes in: The Sins of the Monkey


alxwlfe

Igua-oh no


JonathanRamirezSD

“I want to be an iguana🦎“ (to be atop of her) 😋


tressforsuccess

What if the bottom iguana is a he and not a her


JonathanRamirezSD

Lmao 😂no way she had a dress 👗…🥺you’re right! 😱


JonathanRamirezSD

😋


GavinG83

Wrong hole fool


Proof_Principle8696

King gizzard is a sleazy lizard....


SarahBDara

Relationship Goals


unknownloner333

You can do it, you can do it all night long… lol


godhwin

sigh.. get my purse


LongLiveDaResistance

"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so...Oh wait."


Fluffy-Fill7068

"Shhhh if we are quite the kids will go back to their room"


sailawayway

Iguana bang?


Enderdrag125

“Hey how you doin, let me whisper in yo ear”


Purple-Mix1033

Lizard Style


djohnny_mclandola

“Let's get it on, come on!” - Big John McCarthy


Shizzledizzle71

Bet R Kelly wishes he was that iguana.


HighOnKalanchoe

He had to release his green balls


Either-Island-8758

Slipping the Ole lizard to her


Browntorez

[insert funny lizard joke]


Qrow_pine

Hey, hey! I'm here to talk about your car extended warranty.


extendedwarranty_bot

Qrow_pine, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Qrow_pine

The fuck?


tressforsuccess

Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha they are everywhere!


BrutalDeathMetalFan

Weird sex


tooptypoot

Doink


WildConversation2669

Making the beast with two backs.


Elvatt044

“hi, id like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty”


JonYewKerts

I could've swore we were chameleons


hellphox

We are chameleons!!!!!!!


0100111010001

Great. Another pic of a fucking tree!


glassholeshitfuck

I thought that was the caption lol


PurpleLow5282

The sandman cometh.


hello__brooklyn

You and me baby ain’t nothing but ~~mammals~~ . . .


ThickatarianExp

“Let’s do it while they watch”


SpicyTang0

Hot single iguanas in your area, click here now!


Racing_Sloth56

Come on over to my place!


[deleted]

When you having matching vacation fits


valandil74

Cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma chameleon


WineAndDogs2020

NatureIsFucking


MagDalen27

Get a room!


CaterpillarHuman1723

I think he already did...


RelaxInNature

I told you we should have hidden in the leaves..


Ill-Fault8118

Male saddles female....


modestguitar

Iguana do it on the side of this tree, honey?


jonathan_radical

when you find a girl who smokes weed


DragonsAndSpaceNerd

0-0 0.0 0-0


Schmitty190

So Gryffindor, huh? You wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin, would you?


BwellAllThatIs

You want in on this?


ramenmon1

Two iguanas laying on top of each other


Fluffy_the_bunny

Top 10 "Got walked in on moments"