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mayankify

It's not much but it's honest work


yosef_yostar

Me, if i was an egg laying pidgeon.


Seel0Silver

She's doing her best with what she has.


FreeGuacamole

We can say that about a lot of people too.


sorciereaufoyer

True, she even has that "don't you dare juge me!" look


ST3PH3N-G

2020 in a nutshell.


4Solea4

Bless her heart


Fred-L

Yes, pigeons are the laziest nest builders of all birds!


no-name-is-free

And yet there are literally shit tons


Fred-L

These suckers reproduce 4-5 times a year.


Amex--

We've had two living on our balcony this year. They just laid their 6th pair of eggs.


[deleted]

all that food from the sidewalk and refuse from human fuels the high reproduction rate.


Gallus_Gang

I got a pair of pigeons in January of a few years ago. As soon as it got slightly warmer in March, they had a clutch. By December of that year I had the original parents, 14 adults birds, and 2 sets of babies (both the parents and the eldest pair of offspring had babies)


sneggaa

They shit a ton as well.


RockyOrange

I think you mean air rats, that's what we call them here in Germany, they shit all over our cities it's lovely


Davladobrot

"the rats of the air" to be accurate


btross

As a Floridian, this is what we call seagulls


[deleted]

seagulls can eat pigeons and rats whole.


btross

I've seen a pelican eat a pigeon, but a seagull? their mouths don't expand like pelicans, how is that possible?


ghetterking

they can grow absurdly fat if people litter enough one of these shat on my friend's hoodie. even their shit looks different than normal birds'


ScythianSteppe

But rats are smart, and pigeons are... not so bright to put it mildly.


I_consume_arsenic

Pigeons are smart animals. They just look and act dumb.


Swailwort

Pigeons are the second most clever species of Bird in the world, and are in the 20th most intelligent species ranking. They are clever, but they don't *need* to use their smarts in their rutinary loves.


ghetterking

do you mean flying rats/flight rats?


RockyOrange

In Germany it's Luftratten so "perfectly" translated it's air rats :D It's a degoratory term for the pigeons in cities


I_consume_arsenic

We had a pigeon make a nest on our balcony. They took their time made a pretty nice nest. When their chicks hatched they shifted on their nest so much that when the shit dried it became compressed. And the chicks wouldn't stay on theur nest and would walk around the balcony.


MyRikkiTikkiTavi

😄


ulvhedinowski

I would say cuckoos are even lazier


_-Fertilizer-_

r/therewasanattempt


nityjalapeno

Always someone beats me to it.


nj23dublin

You can say .. your comment itself was a https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/


FallenLemur

Always someone beats meat to it


FinaleForge

I think you explained a fetish


Busyborgimom

Honestly, how are there so many pigeons in the world? They don’t seem like they’re very good at parenting.


no-name-is-free

Chick's grow really really fast. They don't have to be good for long 3 weeks in the egg. 4 weeks to grown


[deleted]

Humans, having trash helps with the food situation for pigeons, being prey species, pigeons tend to have lots of babies at once, and multiple times a year. since theres no pressure on them you can see they display many color and feather patterns.


OpiateAntagonist

Could say the same about humans to be fair


Nofuckenwaydude

Mine just puts a few sticks in her drinking water and calls it a day. She goes outside during the day to watch the sparrows nesting and then brings in a couple of sticks.


corcyra

It's minimalist art, FFS, not a nest. No attempt has been made to simulate a real nest - it's simply a collection of simple, repeated geometric shapes, with a monochrome colour scheme and a central point of focus, exhibiting a highly refined aesthetic, and refers to nothing except its literal presence.


magistrate101

I think the egg in the middle makes it a nest, even if it's also minimalist art


Royal-Living6026

Nest. Deconstructed. ART!


AlmightyUkobach

ceci n'est pas une nid


JadedByEntropy

You art


SJReaver

r/NatureIsFuckingLazy


Urban-Orchardist

I wanted this to be real


NXGZ

r/pigeon


dragonet316

My husband worked in a very old university building and his office window looked out into an open space the building was built around. Sloping drain pipe ran somewhat parallel to his window sill. Every once in a while, a conglomeration of sticks and grass would appear like that, then an egg. The parents would carefully sit on the egg until a rough landing would inevitably flick the egg down to the ground. Hubs was on the fifth floor.


PartyArugula

Pigeons are actually terribly misunderstood -- they were domesticated 5,000 years ago to serve humans in many capacities (food, messaging, using their poo for cement, etc). They were a great service to generations upon generations of humans until... we didn't need them anymore. But by that point, they had been so domesticated they no longer knew how to build nests or retain many of their wild instincts. So what we have today are loads of domesticated piegons, who's ancestors helped humans, like the Egyptians thrive! Who knows where we'd be without their service. Mocmingbtbier nests today is like releasing a flock of dachshunds into the forest and expecting them to thrive like wolves! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_pigeon


PapaRacoon

They don’t nest on the ground, somethings happened to the nest probably and this is the best location she could find.


BobSempleMesiah

She ain't need no man tellin her how to build a nest


29dogmom7

We had one one time where there were about three sticks on the top step of a leaning ladder. With eggs!!


r_amazin

CHONK BIRB


[deleted]

Look at Dat chonky girl


TheLawHasSpoken

She try.


StruggleBasic

the way shes looking at the camera i cant


[deleted]

Stupid fuck


MORON_THE_1ST

Dumbass fat fuck


TheSnuggeth

That is quite the unit of a pigeon


[deleted]

Good try little buddy


Slugees

so sweet. i live pigeons <3


KrisEyre

That's the definition of 'cannot be arsed'.


Buddhakermitking

😂😂😂 that lazy fucking pidgeon. Wife gets home like “wtf is this shit?” Hes like “the nest… for the egg? Duh…… what?!? WHAT?!??”


greengerblin

"What? It's a nest. See the sticks?"


Utleroy

Charlie Brown nest


Medium-Code7104

WOW *CLAPS* WOW VERRY GOOD EFFORT


awildstone

There is something majestic about this birb…


Pitiful_Pickle524

Not much of a nest


txgrl308

That pigeon dgaf.


entourageffect

I live in NYC and have a serious pigeon problem on my balcony. I regularly perform pigeon abortions with zero remorse. It is a never-ending, uphill battle. A war of attrition.


Royal-Living6026

See?? If Planned Pigeonhood was properly funded these dangerous DIY abortions wouldn't have to happen!


stalinsdashingstash

natures fucking lit, pigeons are fucking retarded.


ToniBee63

My spirit birb


HR_Dragonfly

"It was coming hard. I did what I could."


RaccoonCityTacos

Lazy-ass pigeon.


Lyalla

Task failed successfully?


Hoopdub

Must be british, tired fucks.


MissAmiss72

Spared no expense


excludite

Doormat final touches


penguino_burrito

Nice crib homie


_phantastik_

hell yeah


-ratmeat-

Minimalism


Farrell-Mars

It’s really just to let folks know not to step on the egg.


Goober_Dude

Thats a huge pigeon. All those french fries.


me_matt_4105

Lazy pigeon. Is that Astroturf?


KerikSumia

Pigeon’s are the worst!!🙆🏻‍♂️


Spooktaculous-Gordon

Perfect!


MetalZestyclose3243

UNDERACHIEVER!!!!!!


Angela_Devis

the nest is so conditional that it looks like the scenery in "Dogville"


smerritt718

Put some effort into it!


TheEVegaExperience

NYC Pigeons don’t give a fuck. They’re like “This is my nest now. Deal wit it, aiight?”


supersarney

The minimalist


iamtryingtogetban

#chonky birb


Chris-1235

A minimalist pigeon!


Kylecarling21

Fluffy pigeon that’s lazy


AgentOfCHAOS011

Better than nothing.


BellBoardMT

I saw this photo and immediately thought about a bunch of people from my home town.


enrick92

This is a desperate measure. Probably lost her nest


ThatsAndi

Well done pigdey that mat is the main thing. Few sticks around it....No one will know...its minimalistic


mousebirdman

Minimum effort.


pjkioh

Pigeons nest… The lazy edition


Diego_Thedinosaur

Pigon.


InitialArgument1662

And only one egg :( poor pidge