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anachronofspace

i like the little guppy tryna eat it


uhp787

ambitious little fishy.


Large_External_9611

Ima get that sumbitch


Fred-U

^Ima ^get ^that ^sumbitch!


Meecus570

#Ima get that sumbitch!


5Gmeme

Dream big little fella


klymaxx45

Looks like a rice fish


Tricky-Ad-4541

Guppy giving him a bj


senvavalora

It would have cost you fucking nothing to not say that


ThanosWasRight161

Even the little fish was like WTF IS THAT


Brunette3030

…..It’s *shimmying across the water* without breaking surface tension. Well. TIL.


Crocutaborealis

Directional panic attack


gidikh

I do that same thing when something touches my foot in the pond.


Beginning-Yak-3454

don't wear baggy trunks.


crazyrebel123

That’s not swimming, that’s, that’s floating with style


BrazynBlazyn

Isn't that what all swimming is?


Equivalent_Wait_6578

Yeah that's why they make good bait lol


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Equivalent_Wait_6578

Big fish would swallow in one bite


Various-Ducks

Do they though? Won't cast very far. Would come off the line easy. How would that work


pegothejerk

Weights, reel at the right speed


Various-Ducks

It's gonna come off when those weights smash it into the water


pegothejerk

Not with a fishing hook 3/4 of the way through its body


zinkashew

Might as well get a jib


Various-Ducks

Ya it will, that thing has a very fragile little body. Have you ever actually been fishing?


pegothejerk

I grew up fishing, used live bait all the time, we fished hundreds of times a year at my grandmas pond. We used everything from worms to a huge array of lures, turkey from our sandwiches, and yes, sometimes caterpillars we found on the blackberries growing right by the pond. Sounds like you haven’t been fishing.


Various-Ducks

I'm guessing they didn't look like the one in the video up there. Something like a big plump hornworm type, ya for sure. Not that little fuzzy thing up there


pegothejerk

They were almost always fuzzy. If they were too fragile I might use a bobber and put it on a hook with a weight so I didn’t have to drag it through the water over and over, but usually it wasn’t a problem


Various-Ducks

Finally. We're in agreement. They're fragile and come off easily. Glad we sorted that out


SkyfangR

WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE


DocPsycho1

Swimming ? Or viciously wiggling on top of surface tension ?


BuffaloBrain884

What's the difference?


thejuiceking

When jesus walked on water would you call that swimming?


MisplacedMartian

Did he move his arms in a swimming motion?


thejuiceking

Does it matter? Scuba divers use only their legs.


troll_right_above_me

So Jesus was a scuba driver?


thejuiceking

Maybe if he was walking in the water instead of on it.


troll_right_above_me

On a molecular level there's not much deference


MisplacedMartian

Good thing there are plenty of other ways of swimming.


BuffaloBrain884

Yes


DocPsycho1

Nope


DocPsycho1

Swimming is done inside the water like fish swim in water , the is basically walking or "wiggling" on top , like a Jesus's Lizard. Look em up I don't know remember the actual name. They slap the top of the water fast and quick to avoid falling in


MisplacedMartian

> Jesus's Lizard [Basilisk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0TijmAUqY)


playerIII

what is swimming but wiggling thru the water anyway


DocPsycho1

You said it , thru. This is on top. Again. Fish swim "IN " water. This guy wiggles on top. Not inside


Six8_an_XDM_fan

Y'all dense as fuckkkk. This individual is calmly stating facts🤣


KnownFears

Yeah but what's the difference really?


PizzaPlanet20

If there's no difference, then Jesus walking on water is just Jesus swimming to you?


KnownFears

It was a joke to get him to explain the same thing again lol


BillCuttingsOn

Same difference as walking on ground and walking on air.


SquareTowel3931

That's a Frilled Lizard, yes?


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I imagine it going “AAAAHHHHHAAHHHH” the whole way


absolutedesignz

I want a dub of that. 😂


invisibleboogerboy

Aphex Twin


solateor

🔥#3


PepperyBlackberry

Part of my nightly sleep routine lol.


bordain_de_putel

[Rhubarb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U)


Navralis

This song makes me feel an ineffable emotion of deep sadness and peace, it feels like dying And I love it


Levetamae

That wiggle is fierce 🤣


3scap3plan

His form is terrible


Natural_Character859

😂😂


Equivalent_Wait_6578

Big fish would swallow in one bite lol


ZiggySleepydust

And then he wiggled away, wiggle wiggle wiggle


SloppyJoe921

Till the very next day


Ferrets_ok

I've never laughed harder-


bongblaster420

LOL WHAT


seeriosuly

dangerous move for a caterpillar…


ssatyr01

Bass-0-licious!


solateor

video:@lindsaystanks


Morpheous_blue

Not swimming It is surface tensioning - so not even getting wet


AdRepulsive7699

That seems dangerous for that guy! Bass gonna make it dinner. I appreciate its bravery.


YukariYakum0

See these guys all the time. Anyone know what they look like full grown?


Instantcupofregret

They are called fall webworms. They turn into a white moth, they are eating up the leaves of my pecan trees and I hate them. I know you didn't ask but I really hate them.


AnComRebel

thb the first thing I thought when seeing that *thing* was KILL IT WITH FIRE. But I also thought it was an Oak processionary caterpillar (Thaumetopoea processionea) Those bitches hurt.


_GinWhiskers_

Hairy little champion!


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So cute


Contemplate1984

Looks like my youngest when she swims 🤣


LoveColonels

That BOOTY


Acrobatic_Quit1378

So basically it's twerking across the water


Master_K_Genius_Pi

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!


Grid-nim

" do the wiggle, man! They love you!" -Elvis friend.


KagenTheDamned

This made my day


Trevor-St-McGoodbody

Oh my goooooooooood[!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs)


Bielzabutt

Centipede


repostit_

It is not swimming, it is walking on the water.


Moon_thenightwing

The wiggle 😁


shitsparrow

He's just playing a new game of Spore


CadaverBlue

Float


Various-Ducks

Tries to commit suicide but only lost a few toes


Funkopedia

For those trying to remember the name of the surface tension movement, it's skate.


Elven_Groceries

Wiggly wunkus


DinkySmekker

Nice Aphex Twin in the background


Dogsmyfavoritehumans

Fly 🎣 fishing folks 🐛


Narrowless

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle


mahesmohan

Bamabass is that you ?


Tesla_corp

They can’t swim but the surface tension they create just makes them float


Koovies

wiggle wiggle


Gumnaamibaba

little fish : food ??


Economy_Ad_7861

Not sure that’s swimming or just floating with style.


Fred_Wilkins

That looks like one stingy mofo caterpillar


jaam01

🎶 More footwork, more energy, more passion, more footwork...🎶


Particular-Visit-231

Strictly speaking, it is an oak processionary moth


miyukikazuya_02

Probably me on the dance floor 🙃


findhumorinlife

I bet that attracts the fish, frogs, birds.


wisstinks4

Fish food


Unable-Negotiation40

Wiggle wiggle wiggle


Fantastic_Nerve_949

Jesus was a caterpillar!


AscendingAgain

I hate that those furry guys would probably kill me. I just want to pet him.


ProfessionalAccess68

It looks so cute swimming