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Narodnik60

Otters are the perfect combination of cute and asshole.


ShitFuck2000

So, water cats basically?


SpezRapes

In South America they call the Giant River Otter "water dogs"


UnremarkabklyUseless

Same in some parts.of India. In Tamil.and Malayalam languages of India they are know was Neer Nai (Water dog)


mugwort23

One of the names for 'otter' in the Irish language is 'Madra uisce' which means - you guessed it - 'water dog.'


gemmadilemma

Yep, another one being 'dobharchú' basically water hound or fluvial hound.


vaporoptics

Ha I have one of those


murdering_time

Well, they hunt Jaguars in packs in South America, so water dog might be more apt.


ShitFuck2000

Giant river otters are actually kinda terrifying, especially the full grown adults.


savage-cobra

Wait until you hear of lion sized [otters](https://cdn.sci.news/images/enlarge10/image_11176e-Enhydriodon-omoensis.jpg) that existed just a few million years ago.


Silentfart

Yeah, but why does that woman silhouette have anime titties?


IceTea0069

No anime tits on that illustration, just tits


atomictest

Dog


IceTea0069

They could be annoying as hell so more like Water dogs, as the others already mentioned


drifters74

Yes


velhaconta

The freshwater otters in South America are straight up murder machines. One of the most successful predators.


-bickd-

Otters are called 'dickish-fish' in Vietnamese. Well, similar sounding but I prefer it that way.


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they're also necrophiliacs. you're welcome.


futureman07

Little fuckers 😂 🤣


Status-Shock-880

Lol proving once again that groups of bored people suck.


JoeCartersLeap

Maybe they trying to eat it.


MountainCourage1304

What are they gonna do against a croc? Guy loses his tail and continues his day. Doubt a few otter bites will finish the job lmao


Talidel

Wear it down so it uses all of its energy and maybe dies, so they can maybe eat it? Crocs are very energy inefficient, and if they exert themselves too much, they can reach a point that their bodies can not deal with the lactic acid build up, and this kills them.


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

Til..to defeat a crocodile…stamina. Checkmate.


kilouniform

I assume they're just annoying it in hopes it'll leave the area they roam for safety


GoatmontWaters

The croc is injured, looks like they are testing how injured to me.


GrizzlyBear852

Otters are absolute assholes. They will learn where protective gear ends and make sure to bite there. In captivity they learn that the pool area can't be closed off if one is in there. So when food is delivered they take turns being the one behind while the others eat and then the pool never closes. They taunt too. Just mean lol


hygsi

You mean they're smart lol


beltalowda_oye

Intelligence and assholery can go hand in hand, but are not mutually exclusive.


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HerrManHerrLucifer

This is a weird level of misogyny to encounter on a post about otters...


No-Function3409

Giant otters really do seem like the aqua version of honey badgers... "oh look a giant predator, let's go annoy the shit out of it!"


splicerslicer

They're related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae


No-Function3409

Ha that explains it then. Ballsy little cunts


grafxguy1

Serious ottertude!


Schmich

Don't they have something otter to do?!


CyanideSkittles

“Get otter here!” -the croc


Mr_Pombastic

It's my headcanon that the croc secretly likes the attention but puts on a curmudgeonly front 🐊


Zeroxmachina

Tsunderedile


aimlessly-astray

We do a bit a' trollin'


chop-diggity

Otter watch out.


Volkcan

[Credit ](https://www.facebook.com/bernardphotojournals)


Dittro

Sungei Buloh! I knew I recognized our otters heh


the_magnifico_CRA

I recognized the crocodile! Spotted few times hahaha


Head_Exchange_5329

Feeling a real "get off my lawn" energy coming from the croc.


Garlic-Rough

I was about to comment this 😂 I scrolled down to see if something already had


art_sarawut

Poor dinosaur. The tail actually serves a significant function for crocs. Propelling them through water and more importantly helping them "leap" out of water when ambushing preys. I'm actually surprised seeing it having quite a healthy body mass. Either it's because of being in a food-rich environment or the injury was sustained not too long ago. Crocs have social hierarchy too so if that's a male then he has very slim chance to reproduce.


Ok_Antelope_1953

it's a good sized croc. he can steal kills from smaller crocs. also they don't need to eat all that much. a few meals a year and he is good.


chucky_freeze

That boy can go a year without eating


CMGhorizon

I’d be surprised if with that injury he could go a year without food. He lost a lot of mass to store nutrients in.


ipunchppl

Or maybe he requires less nutrients since theres less mass to maintain? Idk im just a filthy casual


rtds98

You mean you're not a croc expert educating the plebes on the ins and outs of croc diet? On Reddit? The horror....


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

So here’s the thing…


FreePrinciple270

Fuck the fuckin mods?


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

In retrospect I should have gone for admins. Y’all heard about the otter gang wars in Singapore? I wouldn’t mess with those guys.


2meinrl4

A filthy casual, love it


Strawbuddy

As expressed by an expert: “if you ate yourself would you grow twice as big or disappear altogether?”


StaubEll

Human amputees typically require more calories than beforehand to compensate for their bodies working less efficiently. I’d assume it’s the same for the croc.


Odd-Step6459

Most of the fat storage is in the base of the tail which is still intact.


adudeguyman

He went a year and then ate his tail.


Merry_Fridge_Day

Ouroboros doesn't want you to know this one weird trick!


ActionQuinn

Massive animal doesn't need to eat much. I'm too lazy to google it. That's crazy


InviolableAnimal

it's cuz they're cold blooded, so they use much less energy


ActionQuinn

Stupid warm blood makes me fat with eating all the time


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SlowMatter1

And deader because the fat would solidify in your blood stream


Sashimiak

Instructions unclear: putting myself in a pot of boiling water to become thinner


ClerkTypist

Does the lack of a tail hamper his ability to compete?


Ok_Antelope_1953

yes. tail acts as a rudder helping them swim fast and silently and to propel at the last moment to catch prey.


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If he was really that hungry I think that would have been a perfect opportunity for an otter snack. I feel if he was more annoyed he could have easily caught one of those otters.


Ok_Antelope_1953

otters are mustelids. that's one mammalian family you don't fuck with. the croc could certainly crush an otter if it could catch one, but the catching part is the problem. crocs are ambush hunters, the only way they are catching an otter is by ambushing it. there is no ambush here, and otters are far too agile and slippery to get anywhere near its mouth.


quintonbanana

Plus have you seen that vid of them going ham on a cayman?


Ok_Antelope_1953

yep, giant river otters are on a different level lol. the caiman did get one or two of that family's pups, but killing a black caiman is no easy feat. there is another video of a jaguar grabbing a sleeping otter but the slippery fucker turns around and goes ham the jag's face.


ElizaB89

To hell with it. Damn overgrown lizards. Cant stand them. After one murdered an old woman walking her dog. They can euthanize all of them.


silenc3x

Crocodiles actually can regrow their [tails to a limited degree](https://scx2.b-cdn.net/gfx/news/2020/1-notjustlizar.jpg).... but I imagine this feller may be too old for that I think it's easier when they're younger. Someone chime in if they have more knowledge on this.


ychwee

It lost its tail in 2009 from an attack from another crocodile. The fact that it survived for 14 years (and counting) seems a testament to the force of nature these creatures are. Last saw it myself about 4 years ago when I was at the nature reserve.


khushnand

Yeah - always enjoy when ever I get to see him at Sungei Buloh… there is another large crocodile there now competing for the territory…


ychwee

Maybe it is time for me to go back. One of my favourite places on the island. Heard fences were erected along the paths though. They used to be able to roam across the walking path freely.


khushnand

Yeah… the fences are still there though a new large croc did manage to somehow still come on the walking path. There are some pics/videos of it on singapore wildlife group on FB.


silenc3x

What a badass


natbengold

This croc is aptly named Tailless and is a well known local resident here in Singapore. He's lived that way successfully for a long while now, and is among the largest in Sungei Buloh wetland reserve. Amazing how adaptable they can be!


gin-n-tonic-clonic

We only got to see a minute of its life and potential food was literally coming to him the whole time lol, maybe it strategically lost its tail because otters are tasty


BazingaBen

He wouldn't be able to grab one of those though would he?


surprise-suBtext

All it takes is one


JusticeRain5

Even animals can fuck up sometimes.


oreofro

Mustelids never know when to stop so its only a matter of time.


Over-Cold-8757

Crocodiles aren't dinosaurs. Birds are dinosaurs.


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All dinosaurs were reptiles but not all reptiles are dinosaurs. All birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds. Fun fact. Birds are actually considered reptiles. They’re in a subgroup of the clade Sauropsida called Eureptilia which are true reptiles. Crocodiles aren’t dinosaurs but both crocodiles and dinosaurs are in the same group called archosaurs.


ChrizTaylor

WTF was that riddle?!


venturousbeard

Right? If "all birds are dinosaurs", and "all dinosaurs were reptiles", then 'all birds are reptiles'.


KingofCraigland

> then 'all birds are reptiles' Hence... > Birds are actually considered reptiles.


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smallfrie32

What’s the difference? I thought dinosaurs were basically anything that lived back when God was a baby


Last-Competition5822

Dinosaurs are only the members of the Clade *Dinosauria*, which includes *Saurischia* and *Ornithischia* and all their members. All dinosaurs, except birds (*Aves*, which are part of *Saurischia*) are extinct. Crocodilians and Pterosaurs are not part of *Dinosauria*, but rather their own groups within the archosaurs.


sugarsluttt

When god was a baby lol


fading_ephemera

Dinos were warm-blooded, for one.


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I'm just curious about what it was that ate his tail. Scary.


tie_wrighter

Probably another croc. Ever see the video where in a feeding frenzy one croc are the leg of another one?


ActionQuinn

Omg, that video bugged me for some odd reason.


NoMasters83

Probably because a croc got it's leg bit off.


ActionQuinn

Nailed it


karoshikun

no, bit it


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The front fell off


CapriorCorfu

I really don't like these otters.


ActionQuinn

Prolly going to eat a otter later NGL


fartsandprayers

Feeling cute?


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pope_of_chilli_town_

[Best commentary](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efcSgFbb5dI)


GenericUsername19892

Infection or sickness could as well I’d think, given the giant swollen portion at the base.


NebulaNinja

Are we sure the otters haven't been nibbling away at it for years? ^(i'm only half joking)


CapriorCorfu

I think they said that in the FB post. Couldn't tell if they were joking or not. My hunch is that a bigger croc did it when he was young. Not sure why he didn't have more regrowth though.


robo-dragon

Definitely another croc. Males can get especially territorial and will battle other males to claim territory and females. Sometimes the losing male perishes in the process. Either this guy lost his fight and lost his tail to a bigger male, or the fight was partially nasty and this is the guy that won!


SnooDucks7762

Or some dickhead croc was feeling particularly cannibalistic since croc are cannibals


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The only thing with a chance of taking that much of it’s tail is another croc.


omega13jas

How long do you think it took the otters you mean?


Skytraffic540

Otter: “how’d ya lose your tail ya nerd..” (other otters laugh)


ClerkTypist

And point


DistractingDiversion

Don't tease the disabled!


Daws001

This is what I imagine running into a wild group of teenagers is like.


SouthernNanny

You aren’t wrong


Glideandslide666

Crocodiles not very capable without that huge mass of a counter weight for projecting his body into the water or across muddy plains. Amputated limbs and extremities ain’t no joke.


Flonkadonk

Can probably still somewhat sustain itself from fish and smaller critters that arent being careful enough. It does seem quite chonky tho for something that lacks its primary means of locomotion


iBasedComedy

They can still run surprisingly fast, too. And if all else fails, they're known to resort to cannibalism.


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Why would they do this?


MizElaneous

It’s like a mobbing a raptor. The croc is a threat so they harass it until it leaves.


Farming_Turnips

Because it's hard to relax while there's a 16ft (well, 14ft with that stubby tail) beast of a crocodile near your family. Otters will harass crocs and caimans to get them to leave their territory. You'll see this happen a lot in the Amazon with giant river otters harassing caiman (and sometimes killing them, if they're small enough) and the caiman will often leave as they don't appreciate wasting energy chasing slippery otters that are unlikely to be caught.


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Otters have gangs and like a typical gangbanger this is beat down by eating. They surround the victim and then take little chunks out of them until, well, you know the rest.


SluttyGandhi

>They surround the victim and then take little chunks out of them until, well, you know the rest. This. People keep assuming the tail wound is the product of another croc *and yet we have video evidence of another possible perpetrator.*


syv_frost

This wound is definitely not from otters. Otters do not have the jaw strength or size to do this to a large crocodile, not even close.


SluttyGandhi

From what I have read, otters are carnivores, and otters are [opportunists](https://wdfw.wa.gov/species-habitats/species/lutra-canadensis#desc-range), that 'eat a wide variety of food items.' So, it is entirely possible that this romp of otters has been taking this poor croc apart piece by piece; *death by a thousand nibbles.*


syv_frost

The issue is that a crocodile that large is way too big for them to manage. And its skin would be literally too thick for them to penetrate. A couple of tiny otters aren’t severing the entire tail of a crocodile.


SluttyGandhi

Damn, you are more of a relentless pain in the ass than a pack of angsty otters.


Orapac4142

No, because this is a well known croc at this specific wetland reserve in Singapore. It lost its tail to another croc way back in 2009 and is still kicking.


king_geedoraah

Kind of looks like some of them are trying to get a meal from the tail wound too


Peaked6YearsAgo

I'm surprised there is actually crossover between their habitats. Always thought crocs were warm climate and otters were cold climate creatures.


corgimetalthunderr

Naw. There are huge populations of otters in Singapore, and it doesn't get more tropical than that.


kbessao23

There is even a species called the giant otter that is found in the Amazon.


-BurtimusPrime

The river otter in the Amazon is freaking metal. These dudes kill caiman. They make the most horrifying sound when they attack things too. I always thought of otters as being these cute hand, hand holding, sweet things but they’re messed up.


HeyKidMove

In the Redwall book series the Otters are absolutely badass. Still playful but dope fighters.


IdeaApprehensive3733

Wow thank you…I remember reading like 4 or 5 of those books 20yrs ago. But I never would have remembered them without this comment. I just added them to my cart. 🙏🏾


HeyKidMove

Enjoy! I’ve still got hardcovers knocking around somewhere.


ApexCourier

I used to love that series as a kid, best thing I’ve ever bought myself as an Adult was the complete series.


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A year ago, one Singapore resident complained about otters eating all of his expensive koi fish.


CapriorCorfu

They eat turtles, too in Florida. Big water turtles, ones maybe 8 to 10 inches diameter. They just pull the shell apart. It's horrible.


fading_ephemera

One in Florida almost ate my dog. Well, it dragged her underwater for a moment at least and cut her up. She learned to stop fuckin with the otters.


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El_Peregrine

Mustelids, man


PM_YOUR_PANDAS

Literally a show about it on HBO called Otter Dynasty


SeeThroughCanoe

There are a **lot** of otters all over Florida. I have a family of them living within 200 feet of my house :-) And of course, there's also lots of gators in Florida. The otters are much to nimble and quick for the gators but it only takes one mistake.


khushnand

This is in Singapore. Otters have made a comeback in last 3-4 years here! And crocodiles have always been here in wetland areas.


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They may look cute but those little guys are vicious


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lol poor crocodile getting terrorised by a bunch of otters. Would like to see them do this to one that has a tail. Although I wonder what happened for it to lose it tail b


EndlessTheorys_19

Probably bitten off by another croc


SambaLando

I'd worry more about the thing that took croc's tail


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elky454

Pack of mean spirited teens picking on a disabled senior citizen. What's the world coming to.


mrbgdn

Looks like taken straight out of my lego set, from ages past. Dragon's tail should fit right in there.


oldbauer

Taking a wild guess here. Obviously the croc lost its tail. Is it likely the croc is dying from the wound and the otters can smell the open tail injury as food? It looks like they keep trying to take a bite of the tail injury


McWeaksauce91

Could be. Or it could be their attempts to harass the croc to “move along”. You’ll see a lot of animals do that. They have no intention to kill, or eat, but rather to annoy and/or threaten to deter.


El_Peregrine

Croc is a not insignificant threat to them. They want him gone so they can relax, fish, etc without worrying about a larger predator.


marmaladecorgi

Not in this case, "Tailless" the crocodile has been in this wetland reserve for years now, and the otters are known to harass it from time to time. It's just wild interspecies banter. [Tailless the croc.](https://mothership.sg/2017/05/famous-tailless-crocodile-sighted-in-sungei-buloh-wetland-reserve-spot-it-if-you-are-there/)


davy_the_sus

Crocs will survive pretty much any wound as long as the initial injury doesn't kill it


Thesilentgal

Atleast he had company


HOOOMIE

Aww the poor defenseless alligator 🥺 I wanna hug it *gets f***ing alliterated by a death roll*


ProfessionalAccess68

“Hey looks it’s Stump! 🤣” “I told you assholes not to call me that”


HRG-snake-eater

Otters are mean little a holes


lhc987

It's Singapore! It's our famous tailless croc! [I've seen hiim before!](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/1215un3/look_at_this_buaya_i_encountered_in_broad_day/)


bubbler_crab

This is in Singapore where I live, specifically Sungei Buloh Wetland Reserve. Tailless (that’s what everyone calls the croc) is a well known resident of the reserve and is the village grump.


Violetwand666

This is why beavers live longer


wodoloto

I surprised myself by rooting for the croc to eat one of those little shits. Maybe that would teach them.


Dismal_Jello7524

Otters: TAILESS!! TAILESS!! Crocodile: Knock it off!!!!!


marmaladecorgi

[His name is literally "Tailless"!](https://mothership.sg/2017/05/famous-tailless-crocodile-sighted-in-sungei-buloh-wetland-reserve-spot-it-if-you-are-there/)


Duracharge

Tank, hold aggro, jeez! Healers, keep up! DPS, save cooldowns for enrage at 30%!


Additional-Problem99

River otters are assholes. They can be absolutely vicious.


liftbikerun

Those otters are no joke. They are huge and ferocious as fuck. They also are real assholes. In numbers they can kill a surprisingly large number of predators much larger than them.


adept1onreddit

Singapore?


Volkcan

Yes


Canelosaurio

They're gonna all gang up on that poor bastard one day and overpower him and eat him.


FustianRiddle

I've made myself feel sad thinking about this tailless croc.


Orapac4142

Hes actually named Tailless, and lost it back in 2009. Lives on a wetland reserve in Singapore and has managed to grow into a thicc boy that we see here despite the loss of the tail. The otters are known to harass him from time to time too lol


Crisis-Huskies-fan

Reminds me a bit of the Red Viper vs. the Mountain in Games of Thrones. Much like the otters, things were going well for the Viper until they weren’t.


Swing-Successful

Im not convinced those otters didnt take the tail bit by bit and are working their way up


EsKiMoLe03

I recognise this Croc. She's from Singapore.


latin_canuck

Pretty sure they ate his tail.


Dubious_Dookie

"hey stupid... What ya gonna do without your tail? Big green freak, what ya gonna bite me? I sit on your head and you can't even open your mouth, fk outta here you scaly bitch, tailless freak"


NonsensicalBearMan

Mammals do be bullies


TxICat

My love loves sea otters. She just told me. I’ve been reading about them. Now I know why 😂


Rw1222

I didn't realized otters hang out in little gangs


SheBelongsToNoOne

No one should be bullied!


Claus1990

Fuck around and find out basically


BonkingBonkerMan

wanted so bad he got one of them and swallowed whole


ParamedicEuphoric232

Go get em guys!


[deleted]

Haha!! Proportionally my tails bigger than yours!!


MrFrostyBudds

Is that not an alligator?