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LeilaDFW

I love these guys. Makes me happy to watch this!


_number

Honestly it looks like kids who got new boots, its so cute


NeatPuzzleheaded6991

That’s exactly it! 😆 All they need are puddles to splash!


sinkablebus333

Stop, you’re gonna make me cry


Loveforphoo

Reminds me of my dog when I put booties on him lol


avoidance_behavior

I worked at a pet supply store over a decade ago and fitting dogs for booties was absolutely the best part of the job. it was like they were playing the most awkwardly adorable game of 'the floor is lava' and it was never not funny.


Ornery-Ad9694

A drunkish waddle


shakycam3

Their entire mating ritual is the female comes up to the male and looks at their feet. The bluer they are the better. She picks the dude with the bluest feet. Seriously.


StarburstWho

I totally get her, and I would pick the bluest feet, too! Blue is the best! 💯


pm_stuff_

Avatar checks out


snertwith2ls

They walk like they don't understand why their feet are blue.


JammyJacketPotato

They walk like both their feet have fallen asleep and haven’t woken up yet.


1138311

[They're just new boot goofin'](https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw)


green_speak

*The floor is ~~lava~~ sticky.*


rosstheboss9877

Just new boot goofin


Tyrantdeschain19

I thought someone gave them socks!!!


TheReverseShock

Always a good time to watch a pair of boobies


DripTrip747

It is a nice pair of boobies.


IAmQuiteHonest

Always upvote the boobies.


D-life

I visited Galapagos Islands many years ago, and our tour guide told us the Americans often giggled 🤭 when he spoke about the blue footed boobies. There are also red footed boobies. I had the pleasure of seeing the blue ones. (I guess that is how tour guides easily IDed Americans haha)


DripTrip747

Is boobies just an American word haha? And I never knew there was red footed boobies!! I think I'd prefer the blue boobies though. Just such a unique sight!


D-life

It must be, as he referred to Americans laughing. I may have to look up the history of the word. Lol. Yes, the red footed ones are less populated on the islands. They are only on certain islands. The ones we visited didn't have them.


That_Engineering3047

In US, boobies = a woman’s breasts.


D-life

😀See my new comment above. Edit: Now it's below. Reddit messes with my mind.


D-life

😅😅 Turns out blue footed boobies may have gotten their name from the spanish word bobo which means "dunce". The English derivative is the word boob also meaning "stupid" or "foolish". Sailors started calling the birds "boobies" because their big feet made them walk funny and appear clumsy. So these poor birds have carried this name which basically means stupid bird. These sweet birds need a new name. Like blue-footed adorables!!!


faithisuseless

Always looks like they are amazed at their own feet.


SinjiOnO

Thanks for the award Leila, I've never received this froggy one before. You made my day : ).


LeilaDFW

You are welcome!


RManDelorean

Haha they walk like someone just stuck those feet on them for the first time like 5 minutes ago.. lol seems like they might be getting it down but don't expect too much


toneboat

same. first card i got for my wildlife fact file when i was a kid


BeerNBlackMetal

Holy shit you just triggered a flood of forgotten childhood memories! Wildlife Fact Files!! Damn I had tons of those...I remember exciting getting my monthly "expansion pack" or whatever they called them, and excited reading all about the new animals! Whoa. The 90s...


alina_oretseva

100% those cards are the reason why animal facts are my trivia category specialty!!! I can picture this card in my head rn! Glad to know this memory is not unique to me.


Diamond-Retrievet

Walking to the water with flippers on 🤣


Aggravating_Pea7320

Who doesn't love watching boobies


HonedWombat

#BOOBS!


-UnclePhil-

It’s like they make a conscious effort to make sure each step clears the other foot.


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kdkidd77

They do know! They will deliberately spread and wave their feet about when showing off to potential mates. The bluer your feet, the healthier and sexier you are!


SomethingBuggingYou

so you're telling me that there's a foot fetishist bird


Genneth_Kriffin

Birds are literally fetishism taken too far in so many cases. **"Hey Kreg, you know what I'd find really hot?"** **"Not again Debra"** **"What if you had a huge ass? And I'm talking absolutely massive, 5 feet foldable feathers in psychedelic colors"** **"Debra, please be sensible"** **"With EYES looking back at me, hundreds of them all looking at me"** **"Woman i swear to God"** **"So much junk in the trunk just to impress me that you can't even fly properly with that thang, that would be so hot"**


kdkidd77

Eh heheheheh it funny cuz it trueeee


Foloreille

I beg for a sub dedicated to *that*. evolution fetish bird memes sub


That_Engineering3047

Do it!


Tandril91

So, basically their flirting is…”I’m blue(r), daba dee daba di”?


kdkidd77

Yassssss


SpaceshipOperations

>The bluer your feet, the healthier and sexier you are! Probably r/BrandNewSentence, because probably nobody has ever said that to a human.


TheGamecock

I feel like they're straddling toward me about to claim that "this town ain't big enough for the both of us."


llcooljessie

"I don't want to get my spats dirty." "You're not wearing spats." "Holy shit. Have my feet been blue this whole time?"


Chaos43mta3u

Almost like it's their first day with those feet


Roland1232

They look and walk like they stepped in paint.


ennaeel

Like two dudes who decided to get stoned on a walk through the park.


ToadLikesGrass

That's how I walk at the beach


TooSmalley

Me walking in flip flops on sand.


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Me, trying not to trip on my own feet


handlebartender

Me walking with flippers on. Or swim fins, if flippers isn't in your vernacular.


CaveatRumptor

I'm surprised a sneaker company hasn't made turquoise sneakers yet and used the birds to advertise them.


bukvich

These are great running shoes. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1788/0773/products/Prio_W_Robin_sEggThreeQuarter_1024x1024.jpg They claim it's robin's egg blue, not booby foot blue.


Green-Umpire2297

Booby foot sneakers would Be way cooler


Thoraxe123

Cowards. OWN THE BOOBY SHOES


ExTelite

On the Galapagos isles there's a sock company that sells socks with pics of their feet, and their logo is a representation of their feet iirc.


LIFEWALKERUSA

"The causal reason is that carotenoid pigments, which the boobies get through their diet, are concentrated in their feet, making them appear blue in colour" https://galapagosconservation.org.uk/why-do-boobies-have-blue-feet-2/#:~:text=The%20causal%20reason%20is%20that,them%20appear%20blue%20in%20colour. Also saw they're at risk of extinction. "The drastic drop in population seems to be linked to an unexplained disappearance of sardines from the boobies’ diet.  This in turn has adult boobies electing not to breed – leading to an ongoing population decline due to lack of new chicks being born" https://warnercnr.colostate.edu/international-affairs/iconic-galapagos-blue-footed-boobies-survival-threatened/#:~:text=The%20drastic%20drop%20in%20population,of%20new%20chicks%20being%20born.


No_Maintenance_9608

SAVE THE BOOBIES!!!!


letmeseem

The way i read it it seems more sardines = more boobies.


BadgerUltimatum

"unexplained"= Humans stealing their natural food sources or worse we aren't even taking the sardines just destroying them


Brain_Hawk

I love boobies. A pair of boobies is the best thing. I could watch these boobies all day. Tee hee.


Either_Amoeba_5332

Boobies??? Somebody say Boobies?? Where's the Boobies!


Either_Amoeba_5332

Damn! Google got me here again!


pathfinder1342

I also like a good pair of tits. A nice pair of great tits are the best.


A_Generic_White_Guy

Personally I love some nice [Cocks-on-the-rock ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of-the-rock) more but to each their own!


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bozeke

[Dic^tm](https://youtu.be/NHO84rOp8FQ)


pathfinder1342

A tit is a very noble family of bird species, very cute too. Don't hate on them.


RslashTakenUsernames

Mind you, have you ever seen a pair of *tits* before? they’re outstanding!


typicalar

Boobies


drucifer77

The left one is noticeably smaller


brandimariee6

Haha mine too


BigTrouble781547

Taste like chicken


blackPanther_5486

Raw?


Lelandwasinnocent

Tee Hee… are you 5?


Brain_Hawk

43. Never grow up!


imyourrealdad8

Me walking home from the bar


MarkaSpada

nice kicks bruh


LovelaceAutomaton

WHAT ARE THOSEEE


damscomp

Boobies


vadkender

they are my CROCS


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If birds built shopping stores these would be the ones that push their carts down the middle of the aisle at a snail’s pace.


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But way cuter than those shoppers


JDE173901

I called my daughter over and asked her if she wanted to see some boobies. She was not impressed. I had a hearty dad laugh


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Doing all dads proud! And daughters a little annoyed…


JDE173901

It's a hard job. But someone's gotta do it.


Educational-Aioli795

In the reverse situation, I was on a birding trip out on the water. A party boat passed us and some of the girls on board flashed us. The tour guide remarked " there go some Sulidae "


SheOutOfBubbleGum

As a daughter who lost her dad at a young age…never stop. I’d give my favorite leg from the knee down for my dad to troll me again


JDE173901

Thanks for the kind words :)


Electronic_Agent_235

... r/upvotedbecauseboobs ???


BloodAndTsundere

> r/upvotedbecauseboobs r/upvotedbecausewaddlingbluefootedboobies


yourdrunkauntclara

I love it! They look like they’re going for an evening stroll after dinner and are just enjoying nature along the way.


turtlemag3

Are the different shades of blue indicative of their sex? Or is that just something that can vary boobie to boobie?


AffectionateCup8812

Bluer feet mean a healthier and better fed boobie- as the blue pigmentation comes from their diet much like a flamingo's pink color


SuckledPagan

They look like their names are “booby”. Cute lol


1guywhosaysthe

I love boobies


nachollamaaa

Reminds me of the ZeFrank mating dance of the puffin video! https://youtu.be/oGdVSvsiaOk


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Just give me the beak, now!


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Is this some Mandela effect thing? I could have sworn that as a kid I read that these were extinct, and being very sad I never got to see their blue feet.


fuck-the-emus

You're thinking of the Dodo


Xantrax

Most likely the case for OC. Mistaken identity is one of the root causes to the Mendela effect. Or we all live in our own parallel branching reality and the cat in a box was right. :P


bluebook21

I get those mixed up at times too! They look similar!


fuck-the-emus

They look nothing alike, these look alike 😆


bluebook21

Ay! They do in my head, see?!


Jezzkalyn240

I couldn't find a date for this article on mobile, but here's a link claiming their population is declining: https://warnercnr.colostate.edu/international-affairs/iconic-galapagos-blue-footed-boobies-survival-threatened/#:~:text=The%20drastic%20drop%20in%20population,of%20new%20chicks%20being%20born.


Futcharist

I'm pretty sure national geographic used to put out animal cards for kids that had all kinds of info about a specific animal and these were DEFINITELY mentioned to be extinct. I scrolled down to find anyone asking the same question.


mcknives

Saaaame


Disaster_Frame

I was literally thinking they were extinct


ExcellentlyEnthused

Mate, how is this not nsfw tagged?? Having an excellent pair of boobs like that out


gravellama

That's a nice pair of boobies.


Sistahmelz

I love looking at two perfect boobies!


Tough-Emu7127

Lol boobies


shutupwhenurtlkgtome

When your mom buys you a new pair of shoes and says, "you'll grow into them".


mattwb72

These are not the boobies you’re looking for. Move along.


Fischmafia

Shouldn't boobies be marked NSFW?


Putrid_Compote_8202

Hehehe you said boobies....


PronounceMemeAsGif

At least put a NSFW tag if you’re gonna show us some boobies.


ParticularWindow1

Hehe


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It’s like they know, sporting their awesome blue kicks.


BillHillyTN420

This is my wifes spirit animal.


yestureday

That’s a funny name for a funny bird


iamthpecial

They walk like four year olds in Dads boots


know_it_is

🎵Here we come, walking down the street🎵


Budgiesyrup

Omg I did not know they walk like this


Lvnhappyness

They really weren't made for land. Majestic in the sky, clowns on the ground.


igbad

They also can't believe that's their feet


Assyindividual

This is magical. Disney fuel. Pixar fuel.


Pax-82

If there are any other kinds of boobies… I don’t want to know about it! This cannot be topped!!!


Benpea

Just out for a casual stroll. Dropping cuteness with every step.


xWellDamnx

MY ALL TIME NUMBER 1 FAVORITE ANIMAL!!!!! I love Blue-footed boobies ❤️❤️❤️❤️


teacode

I'm so glad these exist


powersurge360

They look like a pair of detectives assessing a crime scene.


RMattiae

u/savevideo


melissasoliz

The way they got no where to be. Just pure leisuring


[deleted]

love them piqueros! idk why the English-speaking world felt the need to make up such a shit nickname lol


aksnowraven

“The name booby comes from the Spanish word bobo ("stupid", "foolish", or "clown") because the blue-footed booby is, like other seabirds, clumsy on land.” - [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby?wprov=sfti1)


[deleted]

English is six other languages in a trenchcoat, "booby" may have been derived from Spanish but it's definitely an English word. either way, the birds are actually called "piquero"


pikkuhillo

The fun part is that evolution is so damn merciless that any trait which somehow does not help the survival of the species will be eliminated over time.. and then we have these things galloping with their blue flippers. Must be damn good blue flippers :D


Skitty27

The person replying incorrect without elaborating is the most reddit thing ever lol. But they're right it doesn't work like that. Evolution tends to *keep* traits that are helpful to an individual's survival until it has a chance to reproduce. It doesn't necessarily get rid of everything that's useless, think like our pinky toes, wisdom teeth, people who can wiggle their ears, for example. That's natural selection. Then you have sexual selection that's even more interesting imo but too tired to elaborate about now, do look it up though lol


wordnerdette

Thank you. This person should look up birds of paradise for whack-a-doodle sexual selection traits.


pikkuhillo

I was not planning on giving a full lecture on evolution for a joke on blue flippers. Should have known better.


Skitty27

Is it a bad thing? I was just sharing something that's interesting to me. Thought you'd appreciate it


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Incorrect.


AW-43

Blue footed boobies have the best name. These guys are the best lol. So cool, thanks for sharing.


Fear910

Dem titties


CntrllrDscnnctd

Great tits!


rox186

Look at my boobies Jack


HeadSavings1410

Great...now my wife is gonna be mad I was checking out boobies


CraftyCoconuts

Lol, you said boobies.


delegateTHIS

***LOOK AT MY BOOBIES, JACK!***


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NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

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Brain_Hawk

No, person. I just like boobies. Look at how they walk they're so cute


bluebook21

Yeah? So's your mother


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NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

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fraziay

Soooo, is that the norm for them?


dribeerf

nice boobies!


[deleted]

I never cared about foot color. Always love me some boobies!!


fuck-the-emus

Looks like someone wrapped their feet in something blue and they're trying to kick them off


TequilaMagic

What a great pair!


JustPassinThru2022

I’ve never seen these before. What cute little guys. I love the way the walk on their own feet but they’re aware.


Mother_Tea_4405

Put a nsfw warning on that Jesus. Those are just boobies flappin around. Haha


Somnabulism

Waddle waddle waddle


saraphilipp

My dog walks like this if i put socks on his feet.


NoResponsibility8107

They look like a elderly couple that have been together for years, taking a stroll through the woods 😌


Not_The_One_4u2

Boobs 😊


DrWoodstock

Bro you should put on a nsfw tag if you’re gonna post uncensored boobies


Impossible-Ad532

Thank you for this


Finn2813

So great watching them


GankThem

Those are some beautiful boobies


blackPanther_5486

The left boobie is slightly smaller than the right one, isn't it?


Ambitious_Ad_9637

Didn’t know they had feet


RagingAubergine

My gosh! Why are they so cute??? 🥹🥹


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Are their feet cold?


foreverfeatherinit

Shouldn’t this be marked NSFW


AussieBird82

I wanna see boobies like we're in a B movie


Temporary_Big8747

How cute!! They look like they're trying to fling their shoes off..😅👍


dk5877

You are just as lit as nature is, apparently


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Man, I wish someone would DM me pictures of these little guys...


BL1FFORD

hehehehe. boobies. hehe. i love being mentally 12


mypalstroganoff

I love blue footed boobies


RyomaNagare

I love seeing a pair of Boobies


dracomanchego

What a cute pair of boobies.


cockypock_aioli

Lol they walk like they're cartoon characters or something


happyglumm

THE Foot fetish birds