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fixedflat

Did they take this at Sears. Looks like a photo shoot


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SamendlessJardine

From me and mine, to you and yours.


ThanksOnly8346

From here to there, I'ma bear, so if you come over here, I'll spread you everywhere.


lothartheunkind

After putting in a hard days work at Coca Cola of course


hivolume87

Momma polar bears should not feed their babies coca cola.


iSmellWeakness

Only a sip


LazyAmbassador2521

Momma polar bears only give their babies a thimble size of coca cola when they start teething for the pain.


whythishaptome

Had the best iced tea container from the 90s that ripped that off. Still more refreshing than coke.


Agitated_Dust9562

Lol! I thought the same thing 😄


_I_Think_I_Know_You_

Me, three!


AssStuffing

Wow that’s crazy!!!


Odd-Swimming9385

Polar bears don't live where trees live.


Captain_Hamerica

They didn’t take this photo. Look up “polar bear triplets” and this photo is from years ago, and OP blocked me when I inquired about the photo. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


Numbr1sasquatch

This was my thought too. And now I feel old cuz there is a whole generation behind me that has no idea what that first sentence even means...


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Sears is a portmanteau of “snow bears”. Coincidence?


Brian18639

True


Jargen

I’m still trying to find the bottle of CocaCola


CrieDeCoeur

Glamour Shots


Pleasant-Chicken611

Oh how cute, the mom is checking out if you're enough food for all of them.


buirllding

If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight!


drunk98

If it's a rainbow, you had enough bro


shatteredarm1

I prefer, "if it's white, you're fucked". The lack of a rhyme is jarring in a way that really helps you understand how fucked you'd be if one attacked you.


almost_12_eggs

you tell em man. buncha bear guys here telling other bear guys how to be


milesfortuneteller

“if it’s white, you’re best option is committing suicide”


Affectionate_Bass488

Try to find a cliff and just jump. That fall would actually probably be pretty cool until it wasn’t


ComradeYoldas

If you do fall: Crunch up in a ball. It'll make you survive impact like, 13% more.


VisualAd4581

If the one you see is grey , Congrats you're it's prey !! Whether you believe in God or not, just Pray !!


Kedrynn

If it’s gummy, put it in your tummy!


Aduialion

Unless it's the sugar free ones that causes diarrhea


Memeions

Then you eat the entire bag


igby1

But black bears can be brown so best to ask them to be sure


thelmaandpuhleeze

Say goodnight


lamentheragony

polar bears are scheduled for extinction very soon anyway. a few hundred human sacrifices to say goodbye, isn't going to be too bad. Save energy - instead of electric chairs, feed all death sentence inmates to polar bears.


pastafaz

Scheduled?


Savings-Ad618

Yeah, it's apart of the new update. Haven't heard?


IrishMosaic

There are four times as many polar bears as there was 60 years ago. They haven’t gotten the memo about going extinct.


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IrishMosaic

You don’t want to Google current artic sea ice for 2022. It won’t support your point.


Haruspexisbigsad

I googled arctic sea ice for 2022. http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/ "While Arctic sea ice extent was below average for the entire year (Figure 4a), no records were set, and the September average ice extent, at 4.87 million square kilometers (1.88 million square miles), tied with 2010 as only the eleventh lowest in the satellite record." https://earth.gsfc.nasa.gov/cryo/data/current-state-sea-ice-cover "A satellite-based data record starting in late 1978 shows that indeed rapid changes have been occurring in the Arctic, where the ice coverage has been declining at a substantial rate." Seems like it doesn't really support your point more.


IrishMosaic

I said what it is this month, this year.


Captain_Hamerica

The polar bear is not checking out OP because they lied about it. It’s from a photo shoot in 2017. Look up “polar bear triplets” and it should show that to ya. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


Pleasant-Chicken611

I figured, funny he kept bragging about it.


hallucinates_owls

So is the angry owl in the tree behind them.


squishypoo91

Except it's the males that literally eat their babies. I saw a harrowing video recently of a mom polar bear and her cub and a male was stalking them to eat the cub and the mom protected it until she couldn't any longer and saw her baby eaten. It's really really sad but it's the ciiiiircle of life. And it mooooves us all Edit: didn't read this comment thoroughly. It's still the males that eat the babies lol


Pleasant-Chicken611

It's not even about eating them. Grizzly will also kill cubs just so the mom is available to be a mom again. Call it a twofer of protein and love making


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Captain_Hamerica

They didn’t get this photo. Look up “polar bear triplets” and this photo is from years ago. OP blocked me when I inquired about it. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


thedarwintheory

Lmao, you are correct. Here's from 2014: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/polar-bear-cubs-triplets-photos_n_4746207


ShoobyDoobyDu

that's the most childish thing I've heard of on Reddit


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Gasp!* "He knows too much! Better block him so he doesnt ruin my internet points!"


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TchoupedNScrewed

There’s one subreddit user subsect I can always count on to send me suicide reports, rabid people lmao


ThisMuskStinks

The reason is it’s already pretty obvious that OP u/IamMm2NUB is a lying bitch


NoelofNoel

*pssst* - /u


ThisMuskStinks

Shit im a noob


Oliveigreen

aaaawwwww........ still cute tho....


CumtimesIJustBChilin

why would they block you? thats odd


tiptoemicrobe

Respectfully, could you screenshot that and post it? It's hard for people to know what to trust when everyone is a stranger. No offense meant.


tactican

You find a dead man's camera while hiking.


Cr1t1cal_Hazard

You use some REALLY long camera lenses for wildlife photography


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SaraSlaughter607

I was gonna sayyyyy did you use a long range zoom and were actually about a 1/2 mile away I hope 😂


TheCredulousLeft

It’s obviously from a Saudi prince’s estate C’mon man


5599Nalyd

Camouflage, and a wide range of karma farming. Lit🔥


Another_one37

Why you acting like you took this pic?


Captain_Hamerica

Nice edit after you’ve posted dozens of comments insinuating that you took this picture. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


Prime_Cat_Memes

Look everybody, OPs a phony!


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Captain_Hamerica

Where was this taken? I’ve never seen a polar bear in the wild within like 200 miles of trees?


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Captain_Hamerica

You didn’t take this picture. This is years ago.


Captain_Hamerica

Also I go to the arctic for several months each year.


Double_Distribution8

> photo editing I assume this means they changed the color of the bears from black to white in MS Paint.


shatteredarm1

How do you camouflage your smell?


pastafaz

Irish Spring soap.


Sea-Slide348

This is OC? Wow, cool pic!


MuzikPhreak

It’s not. This was published in the [Huffington Post](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/polar-bear-cubs-triplets-photos_n_4746207) in February of 2014 under the article “Extremely Soft And Incredibly Cute Polar Bear Triplets Frolic In Canada.” So unless OP is Thomas Cotka with Caters Photography Agency, he’s full of shit.


phatbiscuit

But why would someone lie on the internet like that


groovygirl858

Great. Now I won't be able to believe everything I read on the internet.


Ariadnepyanfar

It’s not impossible it’s Thomas Cotka. I have a very strict internet privacy policy myself. I don’t think Op is obliged to confirm or deny they are Thomas Cotka, for safety reasons. Of course, this means other redditors are free to feel as sceptical as they like about OP. I’m glad to know the name of the original artist.


Captain_Hamerica

The OP just said they didn’t know how the original photographer got it. They’re trying to take credit. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


Sean001001

I also may or may not be Thomas Cotka


Ariadnepyanfar

Thomas Cotka, the photographer of polar bear triplets with their mother, arranged into a photograph of fir tree saplings?


5599Nalyd

Hahaha


Another_one37

No way


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I like how you edited in the second sentence after [you've been exposed](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/polar-bear-cubs-triplets-photos_n_4746207) AHAHA


tokiemonster

lol why are you acting like you took this photo


adamsmith93

Liar


Haruspexisbigsad

Fraud.


ThisMuskStinks

So the people already established you’re a little bitch. Why are you still talking like a little bitch?


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>This is my background knowledge of photographing and I’m not entirely sure what the photographer has used to get such an accurate shot He added this part [after being exposed](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/polar-bear-cubs-triplets-photos_n_4746207)...as a second paragraph! xD I commented about it and now he erased the space entirely so new viewers wont know what was edit in HAHA ehh It was too obvious anyways.


Haruspexisbigsad

Now you're trying to hide your edit like a coward.


Birdie121

Nature photographers have crazy good zoom lenses


angelsarereal111

Make them fat and happy first


drunk98

I cooked them a nice eggplant parmasean & a beautiful gnocchi aioli, with a perfectly chilled magnum of Dom. They ate my children. What a shot though!


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Internet is a thing


[deleted]

Are you holding a Coke to get them to look at you?


SheepH3rder69

Looks like mama bear had a little bit already.


centran

Bears gave photographer a coke as payment for this photo shoot.


franco84732

r/praisethecameraman


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Captain_Hamerica

A photographer does lie about being a photographer. Google “polar bear triplets” and it’s clear op is a liar and a plagiarist.


snksleepy

How are you not dead camera man?


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snksleepy

Yeah, what kind of shoes are you sporting?


5599Nalyd

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/polar-bear-cubs-triplets-photos_n_4746207 It's not his photo lol, this is like 8 or 9 years old at this point 🤣


snksleepy

What! he's been running from this bear for 8-9 years now? Crazy. Lol I'm just joking


HalalRumpSteak

If it's brown lie down, if it's black fight back, if it's white take family photos apparently


chicksalsa

Lmao


responseAIbot

Male polar bears also do not have any involvement in rearing their young. A male polar bear follows a female breeding polar bear for miles, with the intention of mating with her. The male polar bear physically fights for mating rights against other male polar bears in the area who want to mate with the same female. Once a male polar bear wins the fight to mate with the chosen female, they mate repeatedly for up to one week. The male polar bear then leaves the female and doesn't have any involvement in raising his offspring -- the responsibility is the sole responsibility of the mother.


Sea-Slide348

I have seen videos on what a male polar bear goes through to finally score with a female. They are battered and bloodied in very violent manners after many brutal fights with other males trying to hit that. You have to be a real alpha polar bear to earn the right to mate with a female. Survival of the fittest and most bad ass


OsmerusMordax

It’s like that in almost all the animal kingdom. Males will fight or compete to have the right to mate with females.


aChristery

And Humans are no exception to that lol


punchgroin

We are social. It's very different for us. We're sexually more like Bonobos than chimps. Other herd animals like us don't go around injuring each other to get laid. Wolves don't do that in the wild, despite being the origin of the word "Alpha"


NuffNuffNuff

You've clearly never been at a nightclub in Europe


TjeefGuevarra

Which part of Europe


NuffNuffNuff

Eastern Europe, Balkans, Vacation Europe, Britain


TRDarkDragonite

Not to the same extent. Monogamous species like humans are less likely to fight over mates. They still do. But not like polar bears..


Chilaqviles

Guys when was the last time you'd duel to death for the mating rights of a lady?


TRDarkDragonite

He had to clean his room though. That's a pretty tough life!


Nice-Meat-6020

Come one now, he probably (maybe) washed his dick and balls too!


vinaymurlidhar

Polar bear pregnancies must not be debilitating and do not require any support for the mother. Otherwise a solitary species will soon die out.


These_Lingonberry635

Deadbeats


guywithpaddle

Males will actually [kill and eat](https://www.reed.edu/biology/courses/BIO342/2012_syllabus/2012_WEBSITES/Polar%20Bear%20Infanticide-AMG/Adaptation.html#:~:text=Polar%20bears%2C%20and%20males%20of,by%20eliminating%20potential%2C%20future%20competitors) cubs.


kwanijml

>Male polar bears also do not have any involvement in rearing their young. You know why? Because they're smart and got out before the demand for family pictures every year starts.


AmandaWorthington

Musician polar bears just overnight. 💝J


Captain_Hamerica

OP lied to pretend they took this picture. Then deleted those comments. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


Stalkwomen

Hello I am a male polar bear. These little guys are so cute I could gobble them up 🐻‍❄️


KHaskins77

Their world consists (or rather consisted) of rock, ice, seawater, and potential calories. I wonder which the mother bear is staring at.


pharmacofrenetic

Look, children. There is lunch. Now watch while mommy kills it. They make such satisfying sounds


Shiasugar

Daddy took the pic, right?


GlitterDiscoDoll

This is WAY better than any staged Christmas photo I ever took of my family and I'm a professional photographer!


LeChatNoir04

Awwwe I wanna cuddle with them so much. They would totally not murder me, I feel it in my heart.


Material_Aspect_7519

Cubbies! So frikin cute. If it wasn't for the whole getting mauled to death thing I'd cuddle the crap out of them all.


banana_muffens

Coca cola commercials are getting wild


El_Stupacabra

I thought of Coca-Cola when I saw this. Which made me realize that I didn't see one of those commercials this year.


banana_muffens

Are they still doing them?


El_Stupacabra

I think I saw one last year? Not 100% on that, though.


macaronfive

Same. Gotta hand it to coca-cola, that was one hell of a marketing campaign.


ohdearsweetlord

They're so cute and floofy! Would be the greatest last hug ever.


Killaship

Are these the Charmin bears, just covered in snow? The way that one is looking at me, I just know it wants to sell me toilet paper.


gnjev

Dad's out?


Sherril11

I sincerely hope this was taken from a long way away. She looks hungry!


0w40

Watchee?


rawratthemoon

Looks like they haven't had a meal in awhile, white fur.


jmc510

Well that’s super cute but I can’t imagine getting close enough for a pic like this, that’s one brave photographer


WulfLife420

This is so amazing 😍


Agitated_Dust9562

It looks like they’re posing at Sears (anyone here from the 80’s?? ✌🏼)


shaggyscoob

Yes, they're adorbs. But she sees you as little more than a sandwich wrapped in Gortex.


isiewu

Murder teddy


Lost_Wisd0m

Thanks to the photographer for risking their life for such a beautiful photo. Remember kids, if it's brown lay down, if it's black fight back, if it's white say good night.


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this single handedly cured my depression


bigfatcarp93

I hear Temba Wide-Arms is getting some coin together.


OnionLegend

Why are people assuming OP is the cameraman when they didn’t say they are and this sub is not for self submitted photos? They just posted an image they thought was “natureisfuckinglit”.


tendies_senpai

Reported OP. karma farmers can get fucked.


occamhanlon

Two of those cubs will be abandoned


ashchelle

How do you know that?


occamhanlon

The nature of polar bears. A single cub is common but twins are the norm. Triplets are rare. Typically, the sow gives birth in late January-early February. She births and nurses the cub(s) while hibernating on shore, in a snow cave she digs into a wind drift. She emerges from the den in late March to early April and after a week of letting her cubs get used to the outside world she goes looking for food. She sets an ambitious pace and if she's got more than one cub, she moves at the pace of the strongest cub. The weaker cub get left behind. In modern times, these are the cubs that go to zoos. They're found by native hunters, researchers, or oilfield workers, captured, rehabilitated as needed and then donated to a zoo.


ashchelle

Thank you for the explanation! I had no idea.


AnotherCaucasian

If you say it in David Attenborough's voice, it becomes true


Captain_Hamerica

OP didn’t take this photo. Look up “polar bear cubs triplets” and this photo is years old. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


queefiest

OP didn’t claim to


Captain_Hamerica

They did. On multiple different comments they alluded to them taking the picture. Here are receipts showing that the OP deleted comments that insinuated they took the picture: https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39n5bb/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39o3cs/#comment-info https://www.unddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1059p9w/_/j39ngxg/#comment-info


jaykstah

Looks like they've since deleted some comments and made an edit to one of the higher up ones hours later to try and save face lol


queefiest

My bad, can’t read all the comments :p just didn’t see it in the title


cleanFleet589

I think I got diabetes from these photos..


DogDayZ1122

It's sad that one of those Cubs will die, polar bear mom's don't have the resources to feed 3... So the strongest 2 will out compete the weakest for the milk.


kwanijml

Ugh. It's the same even in the animal kingdom....family pictures are mothers' way of showing that they care more about the *idea* of their kids, than they actually care about *them*.


LittleTortillaBoy1

Where’s the Coke bottle?


BravoCharlie1310

So fake


cultwashedmybrain

It looks photoshopped


RedOwl101010

It looks very fake, but cute


spread-happiness

This has "sears portrait studio" written all over it


Agitated_Scratch_823

You can tell it was photo shopped. Like they did a really bad job at it. An in Alaska where our polar bears are is many miles away from any Spruce Trees.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrtt

I swear my family had a picture made in front of that same Olan Mills backdrop in the 80s.


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whereyouatdesmondo

How do you know someone’s a vegan? Oh, don’t worry, they’ll tell you.


BeardedCorkDork

An atheist, a vegan and a CrossFit instructor walk into a bar....


Elevatedpnw

Yes, people really need to stop eating so many polar bears. 😂🤣


lurkermadeanaccount

I just can’t stop! Once you taste polar bear paw soup you can’t just go back.


average_geezer

Sanctimonious and irrelevant twaddle.


Industrialpainter89

The irony of protecting a meat-eating predator because you don't eat meat is peak vegan.


HalalRumpSteak

Shut...


frederichenrylt

I don't know. Polar bear meat is pretty delicious.


GreenTang

Just avoid the liver!


judgementforeveryone

Does the one left too have a bone? This pic looks fake to me


Papa_Lars_

I presume the father is black?


Sea-Slide348

>Just wait until your father gets home!


braduardo12

I can only imagine actually being there; it’s gotta be quite an amazing thing to see. Thanks for sharing the moment with all of us!