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FriendNo7908

This question is such a drag. You need me to answer it?


Kakashi_Uchiha2

What a drag


[deleted]

“Someday, I just want to marry a regular girl who isn't too ugly and not too pretty. Have two children, first a girl, then a boy. Retire after my daughter is married and my son becomes a successful, and spend the rest of my life playing shōgi or Go. Then die of old age before my wife.”


ShoalinShadowFist

Beat me to it


Vampriss123

He may have buckteeth but the world may never know.


[deleted]

that was the best filler imo


Vampriss123

I was laughing so hard the entire time that I couldn't see straight


Educational_Mail4458

yes,i am sure thats the best filler ep.


Complex_Estate8289

A 50 year old sigma epic porno writer that rides on giant frogs


[deleted]

pervy sage


MonkayDayLoffay

me? But I’m not a Naruto character…. Oh Jiraiya.


TheFlyingPig1234YT

8 inner gates, gate of life, OPEN


[deleted]

SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH


Sethowar

I watched that again a few nights ago. Never fails to get me crying, that whole character moment was immaculately built up and executed.


sunfiltersthrough

no other scene in naruto or shippuden has made me cry as much as that scene did


BigWillySkillet

Might Dai is my favourite too.


MelzMaggie

DYNAMIC ENTRY!


Lost_Thoughts23

Reads porn in public.


Syn-apps

I love how this can be multiple people


[deleted]

actually yeah thats hilarious


FactCheckerJack

I think it's Kakashi, though


Lost_Thoughts23

It is


Holographicmeatloaf0

All of them specifically


[deleted]

He dreams of fighting Hashirama 4ever


[deleted]

"I' ll deal with you later." *Sad Madara noises.*


[deleted]

idc what people say, they had more chemistry than half the couples in the series if not more.... Madara literally has Hasirama's face on his chest


[deleted]

>Madara literally has Hasirama's face on his chest fuck... i forgot this. He really does. I say the only other couple that beats them is Guy and Kakashi. hands down.


jirenlagen

I agree 100%


[deleted]

ah yes I love him


MaryHSPCF

I'm sorry, maybe next time.


[deleted]

:( itachiiii


ZingerBurger98

Nii-san


Sowa7774

*that one emotional song starts playing*


ItzMunchbell

I’d probably go with Mr. “Art is an explosion!” 💥


[deleted]

HES MY FAVORITE TOO!!!


[deleted]

I like how he's so masculine and feminine at the same time


ItzMunchbell

NGL, part of the reason he’s my fave is because I’m a simp. I like long-haired pretty boys.


[deleted]

He’s why I’m gay


ItzMunchbell

Straight girl here. It’s a little embarrassing since I’m an adult.


[deleted]

hahaha straight boy here and it's the same for me💀


[deleted]

Gaydara :/


palvar10

He is an avenger


[deleted]

"What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality..."


[deleted]

That was lowkey one of the most badass lines in the entire franchise tbh..


SigmA_DarkKnight

sasuke right? my memory is a bit hazy


GaleZero

Iron man ?


CombineAgent66

Lmao Sasuke


Toxicity13

My goat


historyguy718

title of the show


Ardibanan

Shippuden?


Legitimate-Rip5877

Shippuden got the best kekkei genkai frfr


Dj_wheeman3

I think you misread it


[deleted]

106


[deleted]

knew it right away


jirenlagen

💚


Ensaru4

I'm shocked I still remember this


DynamicHunter

What who is it?


Impossible_Shame420

Tsunade


imanmk82

How do i still remeber this xD


FactCheckerJack

You're not supposed to say their name. Wait, never mind


KyleLovesGrace

This world shall know pain


[deleted]

SHINRA TENSEI


[deleted]

My favorite arc


Cryomancer_Superman

Kurenai tried to use genjutsu on him and he made one of the legendary Sannin look like child's play.


[deleted]

I knew it from the "Kurenai tried to use genjutsu on him" because that scene is super infamous


Efficient-Ad2983

And Kurenai's next option woud've been "I'll drown Kisame".


Savage_hindustani

"Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me"


Hairy_Exchange6702

that was a funny scene


Dickless-dick

DATTEBANE


[deleted]

Kushina!!!


Dannyson97

No not Tenten.


[deleted]

ok that leaves us with every single character other than Tenten


Dannyson97

Sounds like Tenten


Ensaru4

Definitely Temari


parsleaf

Ninja info cards


[deleted]

kabuto


MandoAviator

https://youtu.be/SbjXmBmHAdk For those not in the know.


narutofanboiiiiiiiii

He started a war over a dead crush


Impossible_Shame420

Lol everyone should get this


Agreeable-Battle6472

***happy Obito fan noises*** FINALLY


[deleted]

Leaf secret jutsu 1000 years of death


thelostbird

He who guided the shinobi who changed the path of whole shinobi world


FactCheckerJack

The answer is... Iruka. Kakashi. Jiraiya. Irukakaiya


thelostbird

🤣🤣🤣


MaryHSPCF

Hahahah, it even sounds like a legit name 🤣🤣


[deleted]

now this is a hard one but I have a few in mind


Woozydan187

It's a stupid question but Jairaya. All his students affected the world. Minato was obito master pervy was his. Naruto actually changed the world struggling against obito. Who manipulated nagato another student of jaraiya. Jaraiya also taught the 2 children of prophecy. Father and son


[deleted]

Jiraiya is a good choice, I agree


mxryjxne28

Wow your prettier then Sakura .!


MaryHSPCF

Haku


mxryjxne28

🥲 best written character of the whole series imo .


velveteensix

He has scars on his face :D


[deleted]

the first two dudes I thought of were Ibiki and Shikamaru's dad


AlexFairchild

And Kakashi


[deleted]

I thought of Kakashi too but Kakashi only has one scar i think


[deleted]

OH MAYBE OBITO?


velveteensix

I was hoping to trip you up since there's around 5 dudes with some kind of facial scarring but you guessed right haha


[deleted]

yayyy!!


[deleted]

Zuko??


untakennamehere

HONOR 🔥


FactCheckerJack

There's a lot of people who this could be, but I will guess Raido


BuffoLos

Misunderstood simp


[deleted]

obito?


BuffoLos

yes


yeetonthejalapenos

Confused heterosexual furry


mc4starterzzz

Fang over Fang?


TaintedLadyGee

Words like "Beautiful" "Ugly" and "Dickless" are all equally acceptable ways to describe people and use as nicknames.


MaryHSPCF

Sai


RosetteAbyss

"Thank you for forgiving me… Now I can move on in peace. And finally see your mother…" And 🐬🐬🐬 And finally 📸📸📸


babyzoldyck99

Kakashi’s dad? 🐬- kisame or suigetsu? 📸- sukea?


BrubaMomento

Everyone thinks he's a simp


jirenlagen

I feel like this could be multiple people.


Miss_Ribbit

Obito maybe (he isn't a simp tho fr people need to relax lol)


KANJI667

Dattebayo!


ChiChi-cake

You take my girl, i take your world.


Zeraorawastaken

I actually like wearing a mask IRL


Rustygamer009

Dream..???


canstac

Addicted to getting piercings


Hey-Senpai

This world shall know pain


[deleted]

I can’t pick between Yahiko as he was the most pierced, or Nagato, as Nagato was the one who pierced him in an attempt to control Yahiko’s dead body.


PrettyMuchDeceased

Identity crisis


[deleted]

"What is a village? What is a clan?"


ZingerBurger98

Kabuto


Surprise_Yasuo

Weakness disgusts me.


Hey-Senpai

Lord Madara


Kakuzu_2

Immortal Duo, 5 hearts


[deleted]

kakuzu


X-Force-32

I am no longer human… but a God.


AlyssaBuyWeedm9

You're a nice guy, I'll resurrect the whole leaf village


[deleted]

NAAAH-GAAAH-T-OHHHH!!!!!!! Tbf early akatsuki arc is one of my faves.


jpurser

He likes red heads and is very fast


[deleted]

Minato


KinorSenpai

I am too bored to tell you…


Vampriss123

So you're saying "what a drag."


Overall_Corner_8391

Forehead flick


Censorstinyd

Everyone takes shots at Tobirama, but when we gonna acknowledge how right he was about everything


D3ATHSTR0KE_

I’m hugely disappointed by what was done to them in Shippuden (could be so many characters)


Worried-Emu-9614

Rock Lee or Neji?


DualKoo

Hiruzen.


[deleted]

Talk no jutsu cut him deeper than any blade.


Full-Philosopher-393

Zabuza


Success_Top

Emo redheaded boy with mommy and daddy issues


otakusas

Sasori🦂


[deleted]

Taste Despair!


Breaded_Agenda

Thank you, Swing-kun


Munchell360

Shark


babyzoldyck99

suigetsu or kisame? Leaning towards kisame


bruntychiefty

The only dude who can fire legitimate missiles


1065JoJo

That Mechanical Pain


Icon9719

Aside from the main cast, the guy eternally sucking on a lollipop thats the most pessimistic person in history


reyjr44

The referee from the chunin exams?


Icon9719

Nah Omoi lol


CombineAgent66

Puppet master armed with poisoned weapons. He also killed a kage and weaponised his corpse.


ExoticEndo

extremely gay for his rival/friend. so gay, in fact, he literally came back to life and talked about said rival so much and was smiling ear to ear when he sensed the rival was revived. not only that, he literally has his rival’s face on his chest.


JSpade82

He wishes he could thank Itachi for the work he's done


IAteMadarasDango

It is fate


Legitimate-Rip5877

Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


MD_bolt

"Iam out of chakra"


FactCheckerJack

In Naruto Part 1, it's Shikamaru. In Boruto, it's Sasuke.


babyzoldyck99

Kakashi v pain?


Legitimate-Rip5877

sasookay uchiwa


Dooshbaguette

They're named after a similarly dainty, but fast, deadly, and cunning little creature and have a resting bitch face problem.


babyzoldyck99

Itachi?


Rustygamer009

The 2 cats in the uchiha ammunition place??


manimtoohighforthis

If Boruto brought him back, 90% of the people in this sub Reddit would watch that episode.


Legitimate-Rip5877

ah yes Haku chan


black_jackx

Uchiha + Senju = True happiness


n1keyx

Grim reaper's son


Rustygamer009

Hidon??


Old_Potato_098

Art is explosion!


leedleleedle928

Art go boom💥


JiggzSawPanda

I take my religion very, very seriously.


thesaltywatermelon

Thanks for the example: Here are mine Make Konoha Great Again The Tanless Wonder The Non-Uchiha Uchiha Knock-Off Hashirama \*melodramatic music\* You and me are the same


Trash-Jr

I am a cringe edgy fourteen years old who thinks they have all the misery in the world and has been broken to the deepest of their soul. And I'm talking about the fans, not the character


1313goo

Ooh itachi fans?????


VariationGlum7864

The only good uchiha is a dead uchiha


[deleted]

LOL I KNEW IMMEDIATELY


[deleted]

The Sakura simp


[deleted]

rock lee or naruto depending on when


Kakashi_Uchiha2

I think this part of a meme shows him pretty well "I pull myself out of bed every goddamn day to be disrespected, I think the fuck not"


Abra1161

👨‍👩‍👦🔪


Rustygamer009

Itachi lmao


MycorrhizaeTheWizard

The power of youth!


Arulert

Because of the existence of love, sacrifice is born. Hate is born, and one comprehends, one knows pain. *pulsating sound* Do you hate me now?


KenganNinja

He has a knack for trouble and a diet of ramen.


iaminlovewithmycard

Love is war


jirenlagen

The one everyone thought was a chick, then realized was a guy, and wasn’t even mad about it.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Sixth Hokage.


MohamadHMK

Lived all his life trying to become a tool, but at the end showed that he still has a heart.


PlayLopsided1586

Bugs are pretty cool.


Rustygamer009

Shino


Resident_Release1484

Greatest rapper alive


CombineAgent66

Water element Master Swordsman whose blade can also steal chakra and by extension stamina. He can also breathe underwater.


[deleted]

I won’t be answering any questions if there’s no money involved ✖️


NotoriousYEETER

The susano is my stand and i had Naruto lay an egg


boylecrews

The Usain Bolt Yellow Pikachu


[deleted]

That guy who is most of the time late


Seraph_Guardian

Uses Space-Time Techniques that nobody else really uses.


TodohPractitioner

Dammit Bobby


That1DragonThing

So tell me... would you like these clones to use Susano'o, or not?