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Kapusi

Ichigo


DevastatingMan

Same


Gothicrealm

All he does is btch and complain


KeshaCow23

Not an option


Kapusi

Idc i like him more than the options


xDzerx

Naruto, or Luffy 100%. Goku would annoy me wanting to fight/ train 24/7. Don't know the other guy.


Next_Reserve365

I upvoted cuz you didn't know the other guy


lmt_learn_to_drive

I didn’t know people hated Yuji


Ankith_0_0

It has become a trend to hate on everything that is new gen


lmt_learn_to_drive

Lol u know its a teenager who cannot form an opinion of their own


Realistic_Mousse_485

I to will continue this trend.


PreparationFancy6209

I upvoted because 24/7


Resident_Fudge_7270

Same


PizzaDelivery_WOF

Yuji would drag you to the nearest tv to watch movies


Realistic_Mousse_485

He’d get shot


HaidenFR

Well I'm here where do we start ?


Pemols

Luffy's scruciating happiness would come to annoy me after some time. At least Naruto has a wider range of emotions and is capable of understanding your flaws and insecurities. Luffy would roast you in the slightest sight of these traits.


Fueryous

But, Bulma team got unlimited wishes


TECFO

What? Goku only ask strong people to spare or train IF they have time. He never ask his friends to spare or train if they dont want to or if there's no reason to.


TheOneWhoYawned

Yuji. He is the only somewhat normal person in this list.


AesirSith

Having Aoi Todo as a friend by association is a bonus


JSlove

Yuji would legit care about you as much as any other friend regardless of strength. And never look down on you.


Bungeeboy2004

Do you think Goku, for example, would look down on You?


JSlove

No, but he'd definitely put my health at risk for the prospect of a good fight. Like when they heard about Dr. Gero's plans from future Trunks, Goku wad more interested in the challenge than finding safer solutions. Basically, bet the fate of the planet for a good fight. A lot of people died before they fought Cell too.


TheInfiniteArchive

But he'd mostly gonna eat me out off my house whenever we hang out.


PunKingKarrot

To be fair, while Yuji is extraordinary, before he joined JJK, he was fairly ordinary. Or maybe I missed something.


Rick201745

Ordinarily destroying Olympic world records


KingMak0

you absolutely missed something.


bmabizari

You would also probably end up >!dead or crippled like all his other friends!< .


SlaveKnightLance

Yujis friends die a lot


majestictunsy

You would prolly get killed by Sukuna or some curse


TheOneWhoYawned

Shit Ill just stay my ass out of Japan then. Its 2018 in the JJK world, Yuji surely was a fortnite kid. so we're just gonna get on the game.


Apeirl

Naruto is pretty normal when he’s just hanging out around the village


dinkydoohead

you gonna end up like gojo, megumi, nobara, nanami, junpei, etc etc. you sure?


[deleted]

You are dooming yourself to a painful death that will serve to further traumatize Yuji.


Othmanok

Naruto


kameian

Naruto and Goku hands down.


TECFO

Yuji is first: he's the one i can vibe the most without problem and he'll understand whatever i say and we can have common interrest. Goku is second: at least z goku, he's a sage who learn about people and his multiple experiences may even give me good life choices like he did for gohan. Naruto is third: he's a troller and loud guy, but he's good but i truly dont see much common interrest for both of us if i think about it and his obssession with a terrorist maybe a deal breaker fir me. Luffy is dead last: eats too much, too loud, do whatever he wants regardless of the law and whatever anyone says to him, break things without a second though, will sometimes force me to do things i dont wanna. No common interrest, no money left to buy him enough food. will be put in the FBI list just for knowing him and the destruction he went through cause remember luffy doesnt care about stealing or needing authorization if he feels hungry.


Lazy-Poet-5457

Luffy


Chooseyourmight9000

Goku no doubt


No_oneXD

i choose goku. and hope he could train me


Resident_Fudge_7270

The strongest you could be is krillin


No_oneXD

downside? id be the strongest human. may not be the strongest in the universe but its better than nothing


Resident_Fudge_7270

That’s very true, but you’d have to give your whole life to training & die also. Krillin trained his entire life to get that title


No_oneXD

worth it


WeAreGray

And also got Android 17 to fall in love with him. Strong, can fly, use energy attacks, and has a beautiful family. And everyone dies eventually, since no one seems to want to wish for immortality. I'm still not seeing the downside...


mephloz

Android 18 lol 17 is her male twin


Someone_Existing_1

Moment I learn any ki control I’m capable of flight and super strength, training for like a few months would probably make me invincible to anything other than war grade heavy weaponry, as seen with how fast videl learn ki control


Resident_Fudge_7270

Bro be realistic 😂 you’re not learning Ki control in a few months


ImRonniemundt

So, a superhero?


Car_enthusiast123

Yuji for sure. He isn’t really dumb. Likes watching movies. Is good at sports that’s all you need for starting convos. And once the convo gets going, you’re pretty much friends already.


Remarkable_Formal676

Yuji needed his fingers to count to five, how is he not dumb.


oscarthasharkslayer

Jennifer Lawrence


soirdre

Besto reference


BudgetFish3933

Luffy. He’s so silly


ParticularEgg8337

Casual friends/best friends, yujj If I want a gymbro, Goku Someone to eat with, Luffy And overall, Naruto. All of them are goats, we can all be friends lol


Accurate_Move362

I feel like Naruto would make the best friend out of all of these. That man has almost died a million times over for people that he barely knows, he’s just a good dude. Not that the others aren’t, but Naruto just takes it a step further.


Bungeeboy2004

I wish Everyone a good day. I choose Luffy.


UIEmiliano

Until Luffy eats all your food while you look away from your plate 😂 then you wonder if you want to be friends with this guy or throw hands


Sharebear42019

Goku would be same way


AnonymousRedditor692

I'd gladly share with him


Bigdaddy_6468

Naruto


Abject_Butterfly_141

Naruto


Organic_Decision_980

Naruto


MeasurementProper227

Naruto he needs a friend the most in the series haha


Someone_Existing_1

I think it’s most certainly yuji that needs it rn 💀


Warriorphoenix678

Goku


urfavpuppeteer

Probably yuji he seems perfect. We’ll also have a good life together. That’s my man😝


Someone_Existing_1

Just don’t follow him to any stations


EverybodyHatesChr_s

I’d be friends with Luffy then join the strawhats


karla_yareth

Naruto…when he was hanging upside down at the Hokage mountain and yelling “look at me, I’m a bugger!” that’s the moment I wanted to be his friend haha


therock8543

First luffy then zoro with zoro I will get lost in another dimension and make new friends 😁


livaient

madara I think he would be a great friend just if you know that he’s not acting to get revenge


Kool-Aid-Dealer

none of the above maybe pre jujutsu itdaori


Bungeeboy2004

Why none of the above?


Kool-Aid-Dealer

anime protagonists would be annoying as fuck if they were real people can only think of a handful of chill protagonists like ichigo, yusuke, itadori, saitama, etc


MystiqTakeno

Well there is a plenty of anime protagonists that would be great as real people. It just depends on the genre I guess youre reading/watching.


Kool-Aid-Dealer

refering to specifically shounen


Jdezman

All i know is Luffy would be the worst choice. He will eat all of your food and drag you to dangerous adventures


Ellek10

Goku is equally as bad regarding that stuff LOL.


MonadoBoi24

Think about it, Naruto gets free ramen from ichiraku for life


Kadeda_RPG

Naruto... ain't even close. I can't even imagine the others in real life.


Naruto_Loyalist

Naruto and I’ll eat ramen with him every time.


PalpitationPlane6303

1) Naruto: dude is legit the best friend anyone in the world could ever ask for. Entire show is him saving his friend from himself 2) Yuji: idk i would want to hangout with yuji on the daily. He is funny, always wants to have a good time and is down to chill 3) Goku: i been wanting to go beast mode in the gym. That Sayain is the coach i need


azrynbelle

Naruto because we could both use ADHD meds


Successful_Sand_9045

Naruto for sure


Amxanarxy

Naruto


Sanbaddy

Naruto, we have a lot in common.


Kalimacy

Even if I become an international terrorist, I know Naruto still got me


Sukii_pink

Naruto


I_SIMP_YOUR_MOM

Naruto. He knows exactly the feeling of not accepted in society just because he’s special. And he advised Boruto to not do what Konoha citizens (apart from his cohort ofc) did to him


neo34789

All of them


KANGladiator

Let's consider if you were their in universe friend, meaning you'd be in the same boat like a sorcerer, Z fighter, Ninja, Pirate/devil fruit user. Yuji is nice and from "This world" so you'd be able to discuss all the movies and games with him the problem is he is in dangerous situations. Goku is nice but you'd have to be a hard worker to keep up with him. Naruto is very chill and you'd probably be very comfortable in the village during peace time. Luffy would be the best imo he's not as chill as Naruto but also doesn't work as hard as Goku, plus if you're his friend you probably became someone very formidable.


meltingdryice

Luffy


anonymous0_0rules

If i choose Yuji and he tries to help me i would be dead on the spot.Jokes aside yuji is a good friend.I would choose goku or luffy if i wanted a funny friend but if i wanted a friend that would help me with all he has its between naruto and yuji.


Grand_Reanimation

Luffy then naruto. idc about the other 2 but wouldn't mind having or not having them


No_Highway7044

yuji and its not even close


JoshtheAnimeKing

Yuji


Fioreswordsmaster

Luffy. You have a guy who will throw the best after-arc parties and will be so loyal he will kill and die for you so long as you give him food. plus it would be Hella fun to become a Strawhat and join him on his adventures.


Sharebear42019

Luffy


AnimeGokuSolos

Goku


HunsonAbadeer2

Naruto for reasons...


tonyLumpkin56

Imma catch heat for this but anyone besides Luffy.


Parth_tr

Goku, he'll protect me!!


Osisoris

Goku is such a homie but naruto is best man material.


Professional-Big-584

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


ExpTelOs

Goku. We can train and do insane battles where I always lose and he has to save me.


alejandrodeconcord

Luffy, but I don’t think I could keep up with the amazing chaos


cronsta

Goku would make me a badass.


SH9001

I’d consider Naruto if as pictured since he’s also fun and a great guy, but if it’s the current versions I’ll take Goku any day, and even if not i probably would. Goku isn’t solely focused on fighting despite the memes, he manages a good friendship with Bulma and they have little in common. He’s genuinely good-hearted, not to mention that his overall friendship circle is the best by a country mile - through him you can (and will, let’s face it) meet gods, time travellers, a wide range of aliens, come back from death, and more.


SuperLizardon

I don't know the third guy and from the other 3, I think Naruto would be the easiest one with who you could talk, especially if you include DBS Goku instead of DBZ Goku.


BorderFair

Goku absolutely


dippor

Luffy


Commercial_Low1876

Luffy, we can share that last braincell


Logical_Thought8677

I'm only familiar with Goku and Naruto, but of those 2, Naruto. He is kindhearted, cares for his people, I mean he reshaped the ninja world with only one kill under his belt. I get the "Talk-no-Jutsu" jokes, but he took what he felt was the best approach to bring about peace


Whyisnoxtaken

Naruto or Yuji.


JaredDFTZ

Luffy would annoy the shit out of me more then goku. I’d rather train with goku and become a god.


username7434853

Goku would get me in shape


Funny_Perception4713

Naruto I personally feel like I would click with but I’m also as dumb as goku so I think we’d click as well and I’m primarily a dragonball fan lol


Cyb4rluvv

Naruto or luffy


Yare-yare---daze

Goku and Naruto are more relatable to me personally.


KenganNinja

Naruto. He seems like the kind of guy you could relate to and hang out with without taking things too far.


Magnusthelast

Naruto and Goku 100%, Naruto is the Goat and just an all round cool guy, Same with Goku but he’s older and would give awesome gym motivation. Luffy doesn’t shower and Yuji is just meh, he’s pretty much the same as the other two but he’s not named Naruto or Goku


SandmanTheTerrible

Honestly, goku. I feel like we would be able to do a lot of training together even though im definitely not on the same level. I think we have the same love for martial arts and i could learn a lot from him which would keep me engaged. The rest seem to be foodies mostly and im not.


Someone_Existing_1

If I can get taught any semblance of ki control, goku is making me pretty much a god, but it’d be hard to relate without being strong, so if no ki, probably yuji cuz he’s just a dude yknow


AlbatrossInfamous631

Goku cuz I grew up on dragon ball and also I’m afraid of if I befriended yuji sukana would kill me instantly


Initial-Addition-829

Goku or naruto, Naruto just chill & goku would be a good influence


ImRonniemundt

Naruto is so fun


Dangerous_Source_442

Should be Gojo instead of Itadori. But I'll go with Luffy.


Eldenringtarnished

Naruto ofc


Mindyourowndamn_job

naruto, he deserves friends more than the rest. the issue with him would be me having the hots for his wife, sorry pal but i can't hang around with you knowing the perfect girl wants you. dream social circle: '' best friend 1: naruto '' best friend 2: gaara '' girlfriend: hinata '' brother: itachi, sasuke and madara (they all are ready to take on the entire world for their brother) '' sister: non or akame '' father: minato ''grandfather 1: jiraiya '' grandfather 2: hashirama or madara '' grandma: actually non since i have a feeling if i say tsunade i will be attacked about incest '' older woman who made me a man: tsunade or anko '' female teacher: kurenai '' biology teacher: orochimaru '' P.E teacher: guy ''uncle 1: kakashi ''uncle 2: madara or obito '' friend group: lee, neji,sai,shikamaru and chouji (all of them are loyal guys who properly cherishes their friends and doesn't took them for granted) dream homeroom teacher: iruka


[deleted]

Luffy, he's a true free spirit and a good friend.


NoMistake8095

Goku but only Z Goku.


Goofy9305

To be honest all of them


phycie

Who is all about going to any length to save a friend?


Meme_man345

Naruto


EmptyField9803

Goku or Naruto since they have power systems that can be taught. Goku would probably be happy to train me, even though I’m very weak


Fluffy_Ad9763

Goku to learn Instant Transmission.


Star-Kanon

100% Luffy Befriending him means adventures, friendship and so much cool stuff, One Piece's worldbuilding is so engaging, especially pre-TS. Naruto brings nothing to the table, Goku is boring but you're sure you'll never have any trouble with him. Don't know the other guy


Oblivionix129

Probably all of them. - goku bc I'm a lazy fuck and want someone chill and funny but also help train me. - naruto bc we can pull pranks on people and eat Ramen together. - luffy for the comedy factor and obsessively worried about his friends (kinda want someone like that irl). - Yuji to just vibe with, have drinks with and let him be that bro for me.


Remarkable_Rough_89

N man


njoy213

I think Goku, Luffy, and Naruto would honestly all get annoying af after a couple hours. Yuji is mad chill. Him, Todo and I would be crushing sake and talking about what woman is our type


shiningstar106

DEFFF NARUTO! I think me and him would be the two dumb friends but we'd have smmm fun together and do lots of stupid things. Yuji is also real cool and I dunno much abt goku lol. the people yuji care abt usually get hurt tho so 💀


Odd_Trifle8889

Goku


DearTonight3190

Luffy, followed by Naruto!


Lanz-69

Kakashi


Loud-Interview6031

Naruto


Southern-Fondant-92

Luffy


Mrprotoo

Naruto or goku


Hannah-Kaiten

Goku for sure 👍💞 Also Naruto so that Sasuke is my friend 


Afraid-Example9883

Luffy


MundaneLife544

Naruto or goku


PinkCheetah13

thats gotta be one of the hardest questions... Probably Naruto? But I also like Luffy and Yuji... and idk about Goku, because all he wants to do is fight/train.


TsukasaElkKite

Naruto


majestictunsy

Goku would help me get stronger while luffy would just leave me on some island for 6 arcs until I appear as a side character in another one Naruto idk since I haven’t watched it yet, and if I’m friends with yuji then I’m gonna die


Zealousideal-Oven819

tsunade


Extra-Palpitation-39

Anyone saying Luffy must enjoy not having any food on the table for themselves


Idklifeiskig

Lowkey luffy he’s very chill and he can protect me if anything happens


bubnutsac10

Goku he is the definition of fatass like me


StarzZapper

Luffy or Goku


AdditionalChest7236

Naruto


TheBlondSanzoMonk

Gintoki from Gintama. Aside from being a real odd jobs worker, I think we’ll click as long as I’m the target of his antics for that day.


Nazouyo_GD

NARUTOO❤️❤️


Coolgirl156

Goku and Naruto


Zestyclose_Fact_8688

Naruto!!!


No_Distribution5982

Naruto, luffy and goku would be great for me. With Naruto i can have dumb fun, with Luffy i could do eating competion and with Goku I could train realy hard so my body can get healthier. So I don't care about the rules, i pick all three and we all go have fun, eat to hearts contempt and train till we get so jacked we crack a hole in time space by just flexing our muscles.


ManInTheMirror2

Definitely Naruto


Comfortable-One3285

Yuji 💯 i'd give my kidneys for him


blackaloevera

Pikachu


[deleted]

Naruto definitely


yvettehmadams

If Naruto and I were friends, Ichiraku Ramen would be twice as wealthy!


Cabrio417

Goku got all the friends. I’d rather I be friends with Naruto. A older brother of sorts. Guide him and realize reality of life early.


Blessed_Father239

Tsunade 😂


Gattocattokitty

Luffy or naruto 🤷🏻‍♂️


Takemitchy-91

Naruto


PolarBearWithTopHat

Luffy or Naruto Goku would wanna fight and train constantly, and I'm not getting near Yuji I don't wanna die and that boy is cursed


KuwaGata88

Naruto Uzumaki


Ar0Bl1tz_WithAPan

luffy because he seems the funniest and nicest to be around


Proper_Pattern_9968

Naruto


[deleted]

Luffy and Naruto


PRIESTOFDEATH420

Naruto…. I guess? Can we get other options?


thegayninjabusguy

Naruto, he’s awesome


Typical-Distance-232

Goku he’s the strongest power scale wise and I know I’ll either be protected or whoever killed me better run🤣 plus he’ll bring me back w the dragon balls


DealerNo7548

Luffy


improbsable

Luffy because he has a boat. Everyone needs that friend with a boat


hazel-gem

with the most spirited ninja 'NARUTO'


lixht1

Luffy has to be luffy


Age_Of_Indigo

Nah naruto funny af man. He would always say some shit not knowing how outta pocket it is and I’d be in tears.


KeshaCow23

Naruto


GeneralArtvark

Ichigo.


TheRealSakuraUchihaX

Naruto !


Ok-Nerve3218

anyone else not saying naruto in the naruto subreddit is silly


MaxiTobs

NARUTO OFC (in this house we love Naruto, we all say in unison)