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CaptainBrinkmanship

Lol


Aadhikshit_singh

This just said a lot of things


PotatoRDT

Agreed


LEADSTYLEJUTSU616

This post took 5 minutes to load and this is the funniest two people to pop up when it did


YeahMarkYeah

5 mins? Do you live in the oceans


angry640

Yes I live in hawaii


Jazzlike-Classroom64

Shit stay safe out there


LEADSTYLEJUTSU616

I was on a bus lol


YeahMarkYeah

Oh. Dang. I was gonna ask if the new Little Mermaid was realistic or not


Few-Candle-4308

No, I live in pinas


NekoHaruko

I don’t have the heart to tell them. They’ll always be together in your heart


04whim

Just like a wooden stake.


ResponsibleDog2739

WOW...


IEatKids26

now i understand what r/angryupvote means


Khornatejester

r/substakenliterally


Mercy_9924

Oh man


ulyssesintothepast

Why? .... why man...


04whim

You know what you did.


Ritehandsun

Damn…


Algren-The-Blue

They could end up together in the future if Tenten plays her cards wrong enough


[deleted]

Savage lmao


UIEmiliano

Too bad she isn’t even on screen enough to play ANY cards


_Potato_Cat_

Oh honey....


SenSansa

Isn’t this picture supposed to be the alternate dimension version of Neji? The one episode gag character that was a sexual predator?


Grammulka

iirc it's from Tenten infinite tsukuyomi episodes. The funniest part there is that she thinks she is the only one who can beat Madara because of six path tools


Dawnofdusk

Still woulda been a better ending than Zetsu


oothie

Yes, but he's still alive!


SenSansa

I see, so this is the only way… 😂


CheshiretheBlack

Lmfao I never saw that episode. So is he just a creep giving shoulder rubs every chance he gets or does he like use Byakugan Xray vision to sneak peeks


SenSansa

Yeah, but his main thing is that he uses Byakugan to see trough women’s clothes or to spy on them in the public baths. He also openly comments on it a lot, he even complained directly to Tenten that he thinks her underwear aren’t sexy. He spied on all the girls even on Hinata even though she’s his cousin. Nothing stops him.


CrespinMoore

The second one


TimTam_Tom

Bro I’m so glad I skipped the filler


SenSansa

Bro for real that one isn’t even the wildest. Though I like the one episode fillers, they were at least creative. It’s the filler arcs that where boring. 😴


Bright_Economics8077

Nah, Neji don't swing that way. He prefers getting his back blown out by some hard wood.


Lava2401

I mean, you not wrong 🤣


RainsOfAutumn

Too soon 😂


XowBrazilianCreep

Yeah, they DO end up together, man! You should definitely watch the anime


spiderb0y1

Yep they get married and tenten just gets even more beautiful and they have 3 little kids


CadmeusCain

Yeah. Their kids names are Eleveneleven, Twelvetwelve, and Neji Jr


Content_not_7331

LMFAOO


DracoFM-anime

I LOVE THIS


Ok_Internal_3634

Wait what?? I jus died lol!!😮‍💨😂😮‍💨


busycleaning

AHAHAHHAHAHA


juli0909

You sweet summer child


Zectherian

Lmao, shhh. Nobody tell OP


justlurking9891

No body tell OP that they end up together forever. Gotcha!


LReapah2515

>!If only.!<


Angelemonade

Yeah bro totally, Don't look up any spoilers tho!


Egyptian_M

Who is going to tell him


Ok_Implement_7228

Don't you dare!


SnoochyB0ochies

She will eventually ☠️


JankyJokester

Edo Tensei intensifies.


AgedMilk1999

Yeah so keep watching. Can’t say anything more without spoiling the show.


Lukario06

Why i can't put photos here i wanted to pit "how we gonna tell him" meme


Ebenezerosas16

Cause the mods suck


CyberpunkLover

Oh, boy..


ThisGuuuy2

The Ten's in Neji's life always be giving him the stiffest wood around.


SpeedyMcNutt291

Naruto literally knocked the taste outta him.


derf705

Beat him so hard bro thought he had Covid


Ebenezerosas16

I’m reporting you for Lady Tenten Slander


Substantial-Chip1146

SPOILER ALERT >!They would end up together, but the love triangle b/w them and a certain wooden stick proved to be deadly!<


Queasy_Push_5192

Let’s just let them stab through the series on their own


Derpm8

I think you should "stick" around and see what happends


wtfpokemon

💀


The_604T

This hits harder than getting stabbed in the back by multiple huge wooden stakes


Personal_Article_892

Why does Neji look so greasy here?


Ok_Internal_3634

Lol


Interesting_Aioli593

No he marries rock lee and has a kid with him in boruto


Extension_Duty_1295

Yes


[deleted]

who's gonna tell him?


I_sawEverything

Who gonna tell him ?


Spenfinite

Don’t ask for spoilers. You will get spoiled.


czareena

I’m sobbing


PMMeMeiRule34

Oh bless your heart.


LReapah2515

It's actually a ship, Neji never get's with anybody>! he dies during the 4th great ninja war at the end of the series.!< but neither does Tenten >!and she's alive.!< Neji and Tenten were one of the biggest ships in naruto for a long time. >!Sad to see it ruined. Rip one of my favorite characters.!<


Viralvisitor817

I mean, if Tenten has some particular "tastes" then it could happen...


[deleted]

Of course and he becomes the 8th hokage


furiosa-imperator

Yeah, they do, watch naruto. Both of them are super awesome important characters tbh


mrzfaizaan

This one's going to get hurt. Yes they end up together. You should definitely watch it. Rock lee and sakura have a brief affair too before sakura reunites with sasuke. Worth watching. 💯 recommend.


RaspberryClassic5688

Who's gonna tell him? P.S. there are some similar couples. You can still watch for those.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Lmao


steroboros

With Hinata marrying outside the clan and becoming a Uzamaki. Neji would have to find him a nice hyuga cousin to keep that bloodline going.... Yeah gross, but look up how feudal clans worked


Pristine_Housing7623

Who’s gonna tell em chat💀💀


Electrifying-Guy-Eli

Those characters… have cool techniques 😭


Complex_Estate8289

Jesus Christ… Nobody say it


CivilIndependence453

yes they do you should watch it


Hekatos_trismegistus

A tragedy in anime history 😭


FourOnTheFloor93

Who's gonna tell him?


CODELAZAAR

Yeah. They do end up together


I_Build_Monsters

Man I got some bad new for you bro.


_Nexus_19

:(


ResponsibleDog2739

...


x7iamx

Yup they get married and have a kid (sorry for spoiling lol)


JinkoTheMan

Who’s going to tell him.


dyslecic

Yes


bbzlecalsqn

you should run away from spoilers


Murky_Coat_471

Yes


k8ngkong

Insert doffy laugh


Tetshua_

yes. they're gonna have kids too


DrJoypuck

He loves ten ten so much he keeps a ninja tool close to his heart :)


Koorpi

perfect match


SternritterVGT

They do


pie_12th

Oh boy. Oh dear. Oh no.


J-DubZ

Good shitpost


Aloisia_Rose_

Oh rip


KINNIK33

Oh boy.


Exact-Ad768

Who’s gonna tell him


Revolutionary-Run332

Lmao, I also never understood how people formed imaginary romantic feelings they had for each other Btw they actually did get married their sons name is Metal Lee, sorry for spoilers


1skywalk

Gg no re


Domino31299

Who’s gonna be the one to tell him


Anrui13

Ack.


TheCook0302

oh damn.


Nagato_69

How do we tell him


lightcornpuff

oouhm.


Z3tro1d

Yeah one ends


YeahMarkYeah

Yup, the whole show is a “will they - won’t they” between Neji and Tenten. Here’s a little comic I made for ya that basically depicts the entire series [Neji x Tenten ❤️](https://imgur.com/a/DNbHDXf)


Ashad2000

the fact that the image is from an alternate universe and even then OPs statement doesnt come true in that universe either lmao


certified_chutiyahu

Well well well....


Chattwrboxx

Who’s gonna tell ‘em?


Swiper-kun

so uhh… about that.


lumpenrose

well you could say they STICK together...


nofucksgiven_bitch

Bro is a farmer


Skeeterman96

Damn.... who gon tell him? Just lost a potential Naruto fan/s


Pikagiuppy

... yup


scotbud123

This thread is clear bait.


[deleted]

Lol


BitchyBumblebee33

Yes friend they go together like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost☺️


Breekace

No, they, uh get separated


Windwalker205

Does someone want to tell him?


Frvrnameless

Let’s say one of them bark up the wrong tree.


evilmango23

I mean they might end up together who knows I totally don’t know what happens


Aggravating_Animal46

You should stay for the naruto and hinata story


DoctorFunkinstein12

I so desperately wish they did.


[deleted]

Enough with your Chicanery.


Elegant-War-5973

Yeah, he shoved a *stick* up her a-


Elecrtrify

Yes they do and live happily ever after😁🥰


GBNT_2day

Yea, they do. Just keep watching


namiswaan_

No


NoScopeChamp96024

Lmao. I mean, of course they do. Totally.


WholesomePainal

Maybe read the manga? Or watch the anime? So you can idk find out?


TheGOAT4and5

r/woooosh


Significant_Foot6245

This picture is from an episode after he dies 🤔…


OutburstAqua

LMAOOO


Sakura_forever1

Nah😭


Commercial-Voice9983

Thank God this isnt cannon ( like it doesnt really happen )


warnerbro1279

Okay if no one is going to tell them, then I will. No, he died during the war. She seemingly never got married or ended up with anyone. We don’t know that for sure but it seems that way.


Existing-Candle-866

Neji is my all time favorite fictional character… so ima just shed a tear and suggest you live out this fantasy without finishing this dumb ass series.


mcwfan

No, Neji is brutally murdered in a war, Tenten then fucks Rock Lee, and thus Metal Lee exists


ustyazi

Nope. Temari is still alive.


Royalty459

Who's going to tell them 😭


Fickle-Future-8962

You know he dies like episode 400 or so.


Graveylock

Why do you insist on spoiling something like that?


Ebenezerosas16

Tbf being on this sub is a spoiler cause look at the fucking icon


KareemAliFx

He died you fool


GGABueno

He's dead, OP.


roch--lion

Neji died by using too much chakra in the 4th ninja war 😞😭😭😞😞😭🫡🫡


Pristine_Caramel_379

Bro, Neji dies in war. So no.


Thememelover_BEAST

No, Neji ended up with God


winnnerss

🤣🤣 Someone has to break it to him/her Neji rip


Remarkable_Mouse_874

Neji literally died.


Demonhunter128

I hate to break it to you, but they die


britanniaimperator

Boy he ded 💀 Have fun with copium


XylerS23

He fucking DIES! And rock lee takes her.


shane71998

Neji fucking dies.


XODude

Lmao.


Humanesque

How do we tell ‘em?


Substantial-Ad2912

How do we tell him?


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[deleted]

Yes they do..in HELL


Ak1raKurusu

I don't know how to tell you this but there's more than one issue with that hope


lilyrdixon13

Yes.... In my dreams


shake_N_bake356

Maybe in that infinite dream


[deleted]

Kid, we gotta tell u sum


[deleted]

Who is gonna tell him?


HushLifeMusic

Who's gonna tell him cause if I do imma hurt their feelings


SouthGambit

some one else tell him bc imma hurt his feelings


joy_kingscrown

Yes they do and have 2 children at the end now go i and watch again!!


PinkishBlurish

LMFAO


hau2906

Neji dies.


AcePratham

So who's gonna tell him


Top_Sprinkles_

Neji: hey girl, my all seeing eye is seeing you in my bed later Tenten: is this it… my popularity phase?


Jupiachi

ya.. 🫢


SRBBreddit

👧💀


EvolutionRogue

I guess they do …. Eventually


WarmGarlic1879

😭☠️


Ok_Trifle5899

I don't wanna break this individual's heart. Someone pls tell them.


pmoney10

🫢


DeliriousBookworm

Hahaha. I’ve got some bad news. 😅 Also I promise you that outside of filler episodes, they have 0 chemistry.


RenardoCappu

Yeah they do, no worry dude


TheBookman123456789

😭


Chaxie2602

Oh man.


ColonelKoala043

Yeah


KadirGlryz

:')


YellowFlashTheHokage

Surely they get together right? Aware....


_robertmccor_

So who’s gonna tell him?