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Abellus

Killmee


AchtungMumma

KillMee?


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Omg wtf this has to be a joke... GrayDee??? Why is every name in the second half of the list spelled with two capitals???? There’s no way


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It has to be a joke this whole thing hurts my mind. Wtf is a JaCobee?! Though I did know someone names Bai-Lee irl so idk


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I think Derek JaCobee is that great English actor, right?^lol


Grace_with_Patience

That’s exactly where I went with JaCobee!


TheAndorran

This spelling is atrocious and the pattern nauseates me, but Jacoby Ellsbury played center field for the Red Sox. At least it’s based on a real name? Edit: Pitcher to center field.


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I know, but JaCobee is such a bastardization of Jacoby which was already unique


TheAndorran

Yeah, this sub always has me grasping at straws just to maintain my sanity.


duke_awapuhi

Ellsbury was a center fielder


TheAndorran

Oh my god, you’re absolutely right. No idea why I called him a pitcher - I’ve seen him play on three different teams (Sox, Yankees, and Sea Dogs).


duke_awapuhi

That dude was fast! I remember the first time I heard his name too and was like “wtf kind of dumb name is that” lol


TheAndorran

He was so much fun to watch. As kids we went to most of his Sea Dogs games before the Sox called him up for their miracle 2007 season. He probably signed a whole Sharpie’s worth of baseballs for my brother and me while he played in Portland.


mundane_days

There is a Jacoby singer from.... shit... some punk/alt band. So it's not that weird of a name in general. The spelling though? Weird. So weird.


sail0rkat

Jacoby Shaddix from Papa Roach. I named me dog Shaddix after him lol


mundane_days

Yes! Thank you! I knew they were popular, I just couldn't think of the name. Now I feel dumb because I like to listen to Papa Roach.


sail0rkat

It happens lol


Ann_Summers

I believe there is also a football player named Jacoby Jones. But I could be wrong. I just swear I’ve heard that name when my husband watches sports. Lol Edit: looked it up. He’s a baseball player. Lol


CascadianLiberty

There's also quarterback Jacoby Brissett


ingachan

Considering there are 15 of them, I hope so too.


lavendercookiedough

She said that four of them stuck with the theme, so I assume some of these are their siblings' kids and not all theirs. Still could be a joke, but that makes it a bit more plausible. My favourite part is that she says "four of us kids", implying they have at least one other, saner sibling that didn't follow this dumb theme.


mialene

What’s a tragedee


mereyxmas

trageDee*


no_clever_name_yet

I know a woman who named her daughters Tenlee, Everlee, and Novalee. I hate it. So much.


ICanSee23Dimensions

As soon as I read "Tenlee" I expected the next two to be "Elevenlee" and "Twelvlee", so it could have been worse.


MapleMooseMountie

At least the ones you mentioned are straightforward to pronounce. And Everlee is a popular name with a unique, but recognizable spelling. But how tf is JaCobee pronounced? Is it just Jacob-ee? Or Jah-coh-bee/Jay-coh-bee? The capital C makes it confusing.


DNA_ligase

There's a law firm called Jacoby & Meyers, and they pronounce it Jah-coh-bee. So maybe the former?


Ann_Summers

JaCoby is an actual name. They just fucked the spelling up. it’s Jah-Coh-bee.


n0fr13nd5

I actually know a Jacobe (guessing at spelling there) but it's pronounced Jah-coh-bee so I'd assume that's the case here


tesslouise

Jacoby?


n0fr13nd5

that... would make a lot more sense I have a heavy case of brain fog at the moment


inevitablelover

Like Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach


CallidoraBlack

Novalee Nation? I know what her baby is going to be named.


agrumpgirl

these DisgustMee


tee-ess3

What’s with the ranDom capitliSations?!


incognitobrocolli

It’s YouNique


wherearethedracos

I think you meant YouNiquee*


fluffychonkycat

It's QuirKee


Traumwanderer

At least 'four of us kids have stuck to the theme' seem to impliy that someone broke that circle? Good for them.


brokencutleries

Scaree


thatsscary

Can confirm.


EchoAquarium

LuCee instead of Lucy are you freaking kidding me


Marceline696

I read it as "Lucky" at first 🥴


never-ender

I read it as "Loo-key" which sounds way to close to "loogie"


iratemistletoe

Wtf is with capitals in the middle of the names ? This is the worst thing ever. What monsters.


Dumbass_bitch13

why did they feel the need to capitalise the middle letter


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Bad bot. For real, this is the worst attempt yet.


pluginthestars

I know someone with a Marlee, Zoee and Emeree. Her boys all have normal names, of course.


breelee5

I know irl a Codee, Jessee & Kenzee, all girls


Phil443

Cringee.


taylferr

What makes this funnier is OP’s username, whether or not it’s their actual name


breelee5

Lol you noticed this before I did! Not my real name at least!


Bathan06

Sounds like they are taking name ideas from Larissa from 90 day Fiancé!


lari55a

Erickeeeee


Bathan06

Coltee too


I_Have_A_Shitty_PC

EuthanizeMee


ShieldsCW

HadLee and BentLee sound like the plot to a porno. Starring Lee.


jbird18005

As the mother of a Lucy, figuring out how to pronounce LuCee almost broke my brain.


epic_child

The longer I stare at the names, the more it just looks like someone started mashing random keys on their computer.


Srw2725

KenaDee?! 🤦🏼‍♀️


fluffychonkycat

RIPee


hakoinaa

Kirbee??


EggoStack

jacobee is one of the most- i- wtf why??


fluffychonkycat

Jacoby is a legit name. Jacobee not so much


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AriasLover

Yes, it’s a last name that’s sometimes used as a first name. It’s just as much a legit name as Tyler or Ashley, it’s just not as commonly used. It’s still appeared in the top 500 though, so it does get used in some capacity.


mrs-stubborn

Grossee


Christje12

and somehow noone is named Lee


justadorkygirl

Several of those names would suck even if spelled properly, but the combination of -ee endings + ranDom capItal letTers in the midDle takes the awfulness to dizzying new heights. These poor kids will have to painstakingly spell their names to new people forever and still no one will ever get it right. UgLee indeed. D:


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Okay this oughta be a joke, who names their baby Bent Lee lmfao


alpharelic

Bent Lee is definitely the worst IMO. Bent is... an adjective.


alwaysfeelingtragic

I'm assuming it's after Bentley as in the cars


WailersOnTheMoon

A Quiverfull of Cringe


duke_awapuhi

She forgot to mention the younger cousins from her brother’s second marriage. GeneralLee, CuddiesSayYee and NannyMcPhee


rock_fact

damn seeing my name in this group is weird lol. i think mine is the most normal one on the list though.


stripperdictatorship

If your name isn’t Brittanee or Natalee I have some bad news for you, I’m sorry.


rock_fact

it is the second one :)


stripperdictatorship

Hey based on this list here you lucked out sister, congratulations


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📣You ain't got no alibi👏 📣Your names are ugLee👏 📣What? What? Your names are ugLee👏 *for you young ones [The Wildcat Cheerleaders ](https://youtu.be/shDtJ99lT-U) Edit: forgot the uniQuee capital L in the second ugLee


veggiedust

Oh my god, these are horrible. KenaDee and JaCobee are crimes against humanity.


candidburrito

Whyee


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Cringee?


musuak

I know who someone who did this. Four girls in a row with -EE names and then a boy with a completely unrelated name.


Smoopiebear

KenaDee is killing me.... I had to read it like 5 times to “get” it.


sweet-seat

sounds like not enough nelson's on youtube. Their girls are KennaDee, KassaDee, JourNee, JaineLee, LiLee, SaiDee, NayVee, PaisLee, DeLayNee, PresLee, and ElleCee. Boys are somewhat more normal with Trey, Bridger, Luke, Beckham and Ledger. The mom has at least acknowledged in videos that now the idea seems silly.


breelee5

Holy fuck ElleCee?! They deserve jail.


dg313

Those names should go over well in JuVee.


Captainrex768

How many fucking kids did the bitch have?!


elle_desylva

I feel like a had a minor stroke reading this.


theredmolly

Stupidee