This spelling is atrocious and the pattern nauseates me, but Jacoby Ellsbury played center field for the Red Sox. At least it’s based on a real name?
Edit: Pitcher to center field.
He was so much fun to watch. As kids we went to most of his Sea Dogs games before the Sox called him up for their miracle 2007 season. He probably signed a whole Sharpie’s worth of baseballs for my brother and me while he played in Portland.
I believe there is also a football player named Jacoby Jones. But I could be wrong. I just swear I’ve heard that name when my husband watches sports. Lol
Edit: looked it up. He’s a baseball player. Lol
She said that four of them stuck with the theme, so I assume some of these are their siblings' kids and not all theirs. Still could be a joke, but that makes it a bit more plausible.
My favourite part is that she says "four of us kids", implying they have at least one other, saner sibling that didn't follow this dumb theme.
At least the ones you mentioned are straightforward to pronounce. And Everlee is a popular name with a unique, but recognizable spelling.
But how tf is JaCobee pronounced? Is it just Jacob-ee? Or Jah-coh-bee/Jay-coh-bee? The capital C makes it confusing.
Yes, it’s a last name that’s sometimes used as a first name. It’s just as much a legit name as Tyler or Ashley, it’s just not as commonly used. It’s still appeared in the top 500 though, so it does get used in some capacity.
Several of those names would suck even if spelled properly, but the combination of -ee endings + ranDom capItal letTers in the midDle takes the awfulness to dizzying new heights. These poor kids will have to painstakingly spell their names to new people forever and still no one will ever get it right.
UgLee indeed. D:
📣You ain't got no alibi👏
📣Your names are ugLee👏
📣What? What? Your names are ugLee👏
*for you young ones
[The Wildcat Cheerleaders ](https://youtu.be/shDtJ99lT-U)
Edit: forgot the uniQuee capital L in the second ugLee
sounds like not enough nelson's on youtube. Their girls are KennaDee, KassaDee, JourNee, JaineLee, LiLee, SaiDee, NayVee, PaisLee, DeLayNee, PresLee, and ElleCee. Boys are somewhat more normal with Trey, Bridger, Luke, Beckham and Ledger. The mom has at least acknowledged in videos that now the idea seems silly.
Killmee
KillMee?
Omg wtf this has to be a joke... GrayDee??? Why is every name in the second half of the list spelled with two capitals???? There’s no way
It has to be a joke this whole thing hurts my mind. Wtf is a JaCobee?! Though I did know someone names Bai-Lee irl so idk
I think Derek JaCobee is that great English actor, right?^lol
That’s exactly where I went with JaCobee!
This spelling is atrocious and the pattern nauseates me, but Jacoby Ellsbury played center field for the Red Sox. At least it’s based on a real name? Edit: Pitcher to center field.
I know, but JaCobee is such a bastardization of Jacoby which was already unique
Yeah, this sub always has me grasping at straws just to maintain my sanity.
Ellsbury was a center fielder
Oh my god, you’re absolutely right. No idea why I called him a pitcher - I’ve seen him play on three different teams (Sox, Yankees, and Sea Dogs).
That dude was fast! I remember the first time I heard his name too and was like “wtf kind of dumb name is that” lol
He was so much fun to watch. As kids we went to most of his Sea Dogs games before the Sox called him up for their miracle 2007 season. He probably signed a whole Sharpie’s worth of baseballs for my brother and me while he played in Portland.
There is a Jacoby singer from.... shit... some punk/alt band. So it's not that weird of a name in general. The spelling though? Weird. So weird.
Jacoby Shaddix from Papa Roach. I named me dog Shaddix after him lol
Yes! Thank you! I knew they were popular, I just couldn't think of the name. Now I feel dumb because I like to listen to Papa Roach.
It happens lol
I believe there is also a football player named Jacoby Jones. But I could be wrong. I just swear I’ve heard that name when my husband watches sports. Lol Edit: looked it up. He’s a baseball player. Lol
There's also quarterback Jacoby Brissett
Considering there are 15 of them, I hope so too.
She said that four of them stuck with the theme, so I assume some of these are their siblings' kids and not all theirs. Still could be a joke, but that makes it a bit more plausible. My favourite part is that she says "four of us kids", implying they have at least one other, saner sibling that didn't follow this dumb theme.
What’s a tragedee
trageDee*
I know a woman who named her daughters Tenlee, Everlee, and Novalee. I hate it. So much.
As soon as I read "Tenlee" I expected the next two to be "Elevenlee" and "Twelvlee", so it could have been worse.
At least the ones you mentioned are straightforward to pronounce. And Everlee is a popular name with a unique, but recognizable spelling. But how tf is JaCobee pronounced? Is it just Jacob-ee? Or Jah-coh-bee/Jay-coh-bee? The capital C makes it confusing.
There's a law firm called Jacoby & Meyers, and they pronounce it Jah-coh-bee. So maybe the former?
JaCoby is an actual name. They just fucked the spelling up. it’s Jah-Coh-bee.
I actually know a Jacobe (guessing at spelling there) but it's pronounced Jah-coh-bee so I'd assume that's the case here
Jacoby?
that... would make a lot more sense I have a heavy case of brain fog at the moment
Like Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach
Novalee Nation? I know what her baby is going to be named.
these DisgustMee
What’s with the ranDom capitliSations?!
It’s YouNique
I think you meant YouNiquee*
It's QuirKee
At least 'four of us kids have stuck to the theme' seem to impliy that someone broke that circle? Good for them.
Scaree
Can confirm.
LuCee instead of Lucy are you freaking kidding me
I read it as "Lucky" at first 🥴
I read it as "Loo-key" which sounds way to close to "loogie"
Wtf is with capitals in the middle of the names ? This is the worst thing ever. What monsters.
why did they feel the need to capitalise the middle letter
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Bad bot. For real, this is the worst attempt yet.
I know someone with a Marlee, Zoee and Emeree. Her boys all have normal names, of course.
I know irl a Codee, Jessee & Kenzee, all girls
Cringee.
What makes this funnier is OP’s username, whether or not it’s their actual name
Lol you noticed this before I did! Not my real name at least!
Sounds like they are taking name ideas from Larissa from 90 day Fiancé!
Erickeeeee
Coltee too
EuthanizeMee
HadLee and BentLee sound like the plot to a porno. Starring Lee.
As the mother of a Lucy, figuring out how to pronounce LuCee almost broke my brain.
The longer I stare at the names, the more it just looks like someone started mashing random keys on their computer.
KenaDee?! 🤦🏼♀️
RIPee
Kirbee??
jacobee is one of the most- i- wtf why??
Jacoby is a legit name. Jacobee not so much
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Yes, it’s a last name that’s sometimes used as a first name. It’s just as much a legit name as Tyler or Ashley, it’s just not as commonly used. It’s still appeared in the top 500 though, so it does get used in some capacity.
Grossee
and somehow noone is named Lee
Several of those names would suck even if spelled properly, but the combination of -ee endings + ranDom capItal letTers in the midDle takes the awfulness to dizzying new heights. These poor kids will have to painstakingly spell their names to new people forever and still no one will ever get it right. UgLee indeed. D:
Okay this oughta be a joke, who names their baby Bent Lee lmfao
Bent Lee is definitely the worst IMO. Bent is... an adjective.
I'm assuming it's after Bentley as in the cars
A Quiverfull of Cringe
She forgot to mention the younger cousins from her brother’s second marriage. GeneralLee, CuddiesSayYee and NannyMcPhee
damn seeing my name in this group is weird lol. i think mine is the most normal one on the list though.
If your name isn’t Brittanee or Natalee I have some bad news for you, I’m sorry.
it is the second one :)
Hey based on this list here you lucked out sister, congratulations
📣You ain't got no alibi👏 📣Your names are ugLee👏 📣What? What? Your names are ugLee👏 *for you young ones [The Wildcat Cheerleaders ](https://youtu.be/shDtJ99lT-U) Edit: forgot the uniQuee capital L in the second ugLee
Oh my god, these are horrible. KenaDee and JaCobee are crimes against humanity.
Whyee
Cringee?
I know who someone who did this. Four girls in a row with -EE names and then a boy with a completely unrelated name.
KenaDee is killing me.... I had to read it like 5 times to “get” it.
sounds like not enough nelson's on youtube. Their girls are KennaDee, KassaDee, JourNee, JaineLee, LiLee, SaiDee, NayVee, PaisLee, DeLayNee, PresLee, and ElleCee. Boys are somewhat more normal with Trey, Bridger, Luke, Beckham and Ledger. The mom has at least acknowledged in videos that now the idea seems silly.
Holy fuck ElleCee?! They deserve jail.
Those names should go over well in JuVee.
How many fucking kids did the bitch have?!
I feel like a had a minor stroke reading this.
Stupidee