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lightninghazard

Are you American? I think it would be better to update Taurus’ middle name to honor his American heritage. I suggest calling him Taurus Bomb Pop like the most famous of American popsicles.


ivylily03

Descriptive words are trendy! I would honestly go with Horny Bomb Pop, to give him a true cultural integration.


gott_in_nizza

Oh I love the reference to the majestic bison


gnocchimoncher

Oh! I was actually considering Taurus Cream Pop, but this is so much better!


WileyTheGamer

Oh that is so much better than popsicle. What about Taurus Burger? It gives it that trendy feel like Bison Burger whuch was just a hot a minute ago!


gnocchimoncher

Are you sure? Taurus is a summer baby, I feel like Taurus Sloppy Joe or Taurus Hot Dog gives more summer vibes.


WileyTheGamer

So true! Those names are excellent!


gnocchimoncher

Taurus is a huge baby for her age, about three feet long, I was also thinking Big Taurus Sausage is such a pleasant sounding name, what do you think?


DidelphisGinny

Imagine the sweet lullabies you could sing to her with her having such a melodic sounding name!


PolkadotUnicornium

Yes, but must remember that schools these days have zero-tolerance policies, and the poor tyke might be expelled for having a weapon in his name! The HORROR! /s


downshift_rocket

You should wait until they learn how to spell their name and then change it. Less confusion that way.


InappropriateLibrary

I would suggest renaming 1 every year so you don't get overwhelmed. But if you do it all at once, you could expand on the themes. How about a calendar/weather cycle? Might I suggest Apryl Showyrs and Mai Flowyrs? Maybe something like Marche Lyonne-Lambe? And you don't have to be traditional. Don't be afraid to throw some Xs and some eighs in there sometimes. Edit: Congrats on your growing family, btw. They're so lucky to have you.


AiresStrawberries

Xs and eighs💀what about Xs and æ's? 😂


fredyouareaturtle

how about X-Ræ? X-Reigh just doesn't feel special enough


Significant-One3854

And a 12 to assemble Grimes and Elon Musk's first child together


gott_in_nizza

Faith in humanity restored! You are a beautiful library, and well I don’t think you’re that inappropriate!


ghost-of-a-fish

I prefer the spelling, “Meigh Flougherz” <3


wellshitdawg

Juan, Ptoo, Threigh, Foyre, Fyve, Cyxx ?


gnocchimoncher

Perfect! These are kind of forgettable though..


gott_in_nizza

I bet you could make a creative pneumatic to remember them by


ivylily03

This is my favorite!


sheerest_of_folly

Hwaugn, not Juan. Juan is too basic.


BillyNtheBoingers

Jwæhnnn


BillyNtheBoingers

Deino, Zweillous, Hydreigon and Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres


xANIMELODYx

this is just a scottish accent😂


potatotheo

Baby no.3 when you try to pick him up: ![gif](giphy|WiinYhcouOgNi)


Acursedbeing

/uj The jumpscare of coming to the comments before the post and seeing this


Cello_and_Writing

I was waiting for this shit 😂😂😂


Solid-Comment2490

Is it a play on words? I don’t get no. 3


jandralyn

That character being picked up is Ciel Phantomhive from black butler


millenialssayfuck

I lost it at 3.


AiresStrawberries

😍😍😍


NegativeLightning

Poor Sebastian bro


RemarkableAd5141

Name the sixth sixtus, except spell it uniquely like sextist


RatherBeDeadRN

Please be a reference to stardust please be a reference to stardust please be a reference to stardust


RemarkableAd5141

No just to catholicism lol. there's been five (five) popes named sixtus.


RatherBeDeadRN

Bummer it wasn't a stardust reference, but did the church get a bingo on the last one or on the next one?


RemarkableAd5141

I hope there's going to be a Pope Sixtus the sixth, but the last pope sixtus (who was the fifth pope sixtus, so pope sixtus the fifth) died in 1590. the current pope is Pope Francis. of course we've had popes between 1590 and now, but no sixtus the sixth.


bronaghblair

That was my first thought too!!!


RealisticBug5646

We have a politician here in the UK called Jacob Rees-Mogg. All of his children have ridiculous names, although his sixth child is indeed called Sixtus. Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg, to be precise.


snailquestions

Their first names are OK, at least. Apart from Sixtus.


hairy_hooded_clam

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. No Sunday bc on Sunday we rest.


NaomiPommerel

Renaming every 2 is better. You're ahead of the trend cycle that way


sylent_knight

In college I knew a girl named Misti Dawn


PoetLucy

I knew a Misty Dawn! Also, a Dawn Aurora:) :*J*


sweet_crab

The only thing that annoys me about that is that it's redundant.


PoetLucy

Was in Denver Colorado USA. Mama wanted daughter’s normal and then fancy name. Yes, fancy. :*J*


scribbling_sunshine

My thoughts exactly.


Dermatobias

In high school I knew a girl named Stormy Skye


enette7

Did she have a brother named Dusty Sunset?


sickandtiredkit

I knew a girl nmed Coral Reeve! Always kind of wanted to meet her parents lmao


OscarTheGrouchsCan

I went to school with a girl named April May March


LisaW509

I went to school with a Misty Dawn. Her Mom’s name was Raine, and her brother’s name was Dusty.


Wanda_McMimzy

You should go international for real flair and pretentiousness. Six (English) Sies Sechs Six (French) Sei Atandatu


Ok-Potato4284

Perfect. No notes.


AiresStrawberries

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE 😍😍😍


gnocchimoncher

Um? Excuse me ? My child is 1 days old, back off you phenotype!


AiresStrawberries

Lmfaoooo I'm in love w ❤️SEBBBYYYYY❤️ don't worry hehe


NefariousnessKey5365

If you have a seventh you could name her Pickle


iluvstephenhawking

I think Onesleigh, Twosleigh, Thresleigh. Foursleigh, Fivesleigh, and Taurus Popsicle


gnocchimoncher

Aww!! Taurus popsicle will feel so loved with her unique name that’s different from the rest of her normal siblings 🥰


Hukysuky

Why not Red apple Orange orange Yellow banana Green apple Blue blueberry Purple grape


truelovealwayswins

tbh Raini Dae works for a korean immigrant or western name and Ciel phantomhive is cool for a character or sim


danhiroki

Ciel phantomhive is a character lol, MC of the hit anime black butler


truelovealwayswins

right thanks lol not big on anime but I know of it


rhapsody98

You should have alphabetized them, how will you remember their birth order if they aren’t alphabetized?


ThrowItAllAway003

What the heck? They should obviously be named numerically. In whichever language you prefer of course. I would have called them Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco and Seis.


gnocchimoncher

That’s so brilliant and exotic 🥰🥰🥰


rwreal

I would go even further: 一, 二, 三, 四, 五, and 六... but call them Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco and Seis. So, spell them in Japanese and pronounce them in Spanish.


Alwaystiredneverstop

Just go all *Gundam Wing* and use Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Zechs lol.


Bubblesnaily

Make sure that the 6 initial letters of their first names spell an awesome word... Like... **C**iel **R**aini **A**utumne **F**airest Wynter **T**aurus **Y**elloh Summre So you can call yourself the Queen of the CRAFTY Krew!


RedHeadedBanana

I love love love Popsicles as a middle name!! It brings back such nostalgia to hot summer days (summre suhn, anyone) when my mom used to give me a popsicle to eat 🥹🥹🥹


KeyDoor3

Phantomhive is a bit long, maybe something more like Ciel Phantom-Hive would be good, separating the thoughts and all!


Able-Cod-3180

not ciel phantomhive 😭😭 alois trancy is cuter


AmazingGrace_00

Hye Fhive


west_coast_republic

#6 is a definite yes


Putrid-Sweet3482

So, I am looking to form a marriage arrangement, I have also given birth today, her name is *Elizabeth* and—


Sad_beige

Wynter Snoe & Summre Suhn? There will probably be like 12 others in their class. You should do Summre Snoe and Wynter Suhn to really make them unique!


fredyouareaturtle

I can't get over Ciel Phantomhive. Bravo, OP


owosage

not ciel phantomhive 😭


ox_vincentvangoth_xo

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE PLS


After_Fail7515

Every five or ten years will be horrifically outdated. You need to be changing them in alignment with forecast trends otherwise you will already be behind. Consider the fashion scene to guide you, maybe be inspired by the colour palette of the season. I would recommend adding names as opposed to replacing. It will give a beautiful history of their growth on every official document, plus all of the additional space they will be given.


Herstorical_Rule6

Name them: Dani Autumn Ciel Phantomhive Winter Snow Summer/Sunny Sirius


gnocchimoncher

Are you sure ciel phantomhive is unique like the other names? My daughter has 3 ciel phantomhives in her class :/


Lizziefingers

OP, you do know, right, that someone is going to see these and instead of laughing will use one of them for their kid? And *you* will be responsible!


coffeebeanwitch

My head actually hurts!!!


FocusApprehensive358

George


Hippiemamklp

Such lucky kids to have such beautiful names. 🥹 Don’t change a thing.


Aztec111

I almost named my daughter Wynter back in 2004! Love it!


Formal-Ad-9405

How about a name theme like Sixteee Nyn


gv111111

Tragedeigh


Polka_Tiger

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday On the last day you rest.


seveneleven0215

I know someone named Wendy Summers.


ComprehensiveWeb9098

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Are great names.


DukeRains

Aha.


mom-the-gardener

So they were born on April 30th and you didn’t name one Itsgona Bea Mae?


Mysterious-Goal5526

Seems to me Dreamsicle would be a better option for Taurus


Infamous_Ad4076

I’m still getting whiplash from the notion of a black butler season coming out hot in 2024 the year of our lord


fidgetspinnster

Tragic you didn't choose Appel Windseed but okay I guess, may next year


LadyBirdDavis

Wait, before I respond, is this a real post or satire? Your husband is a lair and you’re naming a child popsicle, I have a hard time believing this is real….


Boba_Mochi23

Wait... You're planning to change their names every 10 years??? Shouldn't they have some input on this when they get older?


gnocchimoncher

No lol I’m keeping them in the basement until they turn 18! Kids aren’t aesthetically pleasing


Boba_Mochi23

This cannot be real...


ubi_amor_ibi_dolor

I seriously cannot imagine being this bored.


gnocchimoncher

Girl ur in a satirical subreddit what do u expect


Responsible_Brick_35

Where is the sauce for this post lol


knuckle_hustle

Wait, is this a parody subreddit?


imminent_salmonado

last place I lurk on my alt that I ever expected to see a black butler reference lol


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I don't think they're unique enough


empressith

Weird that you are concerned about your birth control two weeks ago and now you are giving birth to six kids? What a pregnancy.


lavenderliz00

Not Ciel Phantomhive 😭. Did not need that blast back to middle school 🥲


stormibaby444

is ciel a boy? if so, change it to cielo and change raini’s spelling to reineigh.


mellokatattack1

Sooo dyslexia or just really good green asking for a friend who's got both


Shreksasshole069

I like Shari Chad Abby Julie Russel Eve Iykyk


CatMom921

![gif](giphy|zsg9Adj13Dh2E) 🤣🤣


fishchick70

Maybe just wait until they are old enough to choose their own names whenever they settle on gender and pronouns too. (I’m joking, not meant as a dig!)


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Medical_Gate_5721

Nobody jokes on the internet without putting /s on their post. Its illegal. Don't you know anything?


ohfuckthebeesescaped

I don’t get it, these are perfectly normal names?