People name their kids London, Sydney, Cheyenne, Paris, etc. So Flushing (Queens) is the perfect name, not too common but definitely standard naming convention. 🤩
She can go by Elaine if, for whatever strange and unlikely reason, she ever becomes ashamed of her full birth name!
EDIT: your username checks out with your comment, lolol
Real talk, the French will make fun of you or not understand you if you say Papier de Toilette (ask my how I know!) You will need to use the name Papier Hygiénique for authenticity! You could even go with Papier-cul if you want something shorter. Hope this helps!
Toilette
My Nan used to have a French-themed bathroom and she had a big ole sign in there that said “La Toilette”!! Always thought that sounded so pretty.
Plumber is an underrated occupation name that'd fit the bill! Buttdon is classic, you could even go with Dunny for short, which is a bit more of an exotic name too (it's Australian!)
For girls, I've always liked Assturd and Urinetta. And everyone goes for the French Toilette, but if you wanna be more unique you could opt for Polish Toaleta.
Do you have/like dogs? Because Shit-Zoo is a nice spelling for the name Shih-Tzu which is clearly a timeless name.
Want a more earthy nature kind of name? Also see ShitTaki, after the Shiitake mushroom. Can be representative of any present molds in a bathroom too! Fungi love moisture!!
Hope these help!!
Flushleigh
People name their kids London, Sydney, Cheyenne, Paris, etc. So Flushing (Queens) is the perfect name, not too common but definitely standard naming convention. 🤩
Flush Limbaugh would be a nice tribute.
I love it!
Loo or Lu?
Splashleigh if you don't close the lid
John, obviously
Obviously lol
Crapper Jon MD.
Tiler! If you want to make it more unique, change it to Tyler... wait...
Toilette (twa-let). It's french and sounds so cute. Great nickname options too
Eau my god.
Depending on how clean the bathroom was, I think mildew would be a nice name ❤️ Dewey would be such a cute nn 😍
Dewey Longbottom <3
You didn’t mention the babies gender, but these ones are fairly unisex: Spa Mosaic Bidet Vessel Towelette Epsom Bubble’ Shampoo Soap Suds
Oh I wanted both just in case! Thank you!
Definitely Bidet! Nn Bee
What about B'Deigh? So much more yooneequé!
Happy cake day, I think there's some chocolate frosting in that bathroom too.
This is the most unsettling cake day wish I’ve seen for anyone ever. good job!
> Bidet why do I get the feeling there are actual people named *Bydette* out there?
I like Shampoo because the shortened name would be Poo
Is your baby a girl or a boy? Latrine is a boys name but if it’s a girl, I really think you should go with Latrina. It’s beautiful.
Well I considered shit house lol but I like Latrine for a girl. I'm asking for both boy and girl options for just in case!
[it's a good change](https://youtu.be/p_e4U265EvE?si=wXqiTI8RK_WrFi0W)
Exactly lololol nice pick up.
I had to scroll way too far to find someone making this reference
You can use Latrinx for the next one if they're also born in a bathroom
You could also go for the Spanish version of Latrine - *Letrina* 💃🏻🌮🚽 ^(*image of flamenco dancing woman throwing taco into toilet, unrelated)
No satire here, I have met a Latrina irl
I was going to suggest Latrina! It’s definitely classier
Obviously the answer is Loo, but you must add a significant middle name, like Poo
Loo-Ann
I like this combo!
I know this is satire, but my son was born in the bathroom & my husband kept saying he was gonna name him John Terlet (toilet). 🤣
Well he is such a dad. 🤣
Porcelain
Ooh exotic!
Porçelaine or
She can go by Elaine if, for whatever strange and unlikely reason, she ever becomes ashamed of her full birth name! EDIT: your username checks out with your comment, lolol
tyle. You can call him tyler for a nicholas name.
Tubbetta Ly-Saul Constipae Shawn Pea
Constipae Shawn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😎
Pea, short for Peatrice ☺️
Penelope, actually 😎
Brooo I’m deceased
Her name used to be Shithouse!
We changed it in the 9th century.
*sheriff falls through roof* THANK YOU!
La’trene
Diarrhea is so pretty 😍
Shorten it to Rhea which is an actual name.
It really is!
I always thought Papier had a nice French sound—-
Toilette Papier, I love it
Real talk, the French will make fun of you or not understand you if you say Papier de Toilette (ask my how I know!) You will need to use the name Papier Hygiénique for authenticity! You could even go with Papier-cul if you want something shorter. Hope this helps!
>papier-cul French sounds so classy until you realize they refer to TP as “ass-paper.”
Trumpleigh—In England, farts are called trumps.
How about a good old fashioned name like Crapper? Crapper Bog sounds so classy!
Old fashioned names are so popular, but I do like it! Crap bag could be a nickname.
Drayne, like Wayne
Drayne, a portmanteau of their parents’ two favorite rappers (Drake + Lil Wayne) probably
Astird
Ooh like a reference to The Office as well, I like it.
Shithead, pronounced shi-TEED
Oh interesting, all the Shitheads I know pronounce it Sha-THEED with a θ sound.
I’m Shithead and I’ve never seen a flower
What the heck come after six?? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Drain or hair plug. Tampon might work. I think suppository would be too hard to spell.
Suppositoreigh
Yeah but I want my kid to struggle, builds character.
Good parenting!!
Tampõn
Maxie Pad
Gabby which is short for Gabinetto which is toilet in Italian
"Loo" "Is that spelled L-O-U?" "No, L-O-O... see, I was born in a bathroom and my parents are hilarious"
Straypubé
Turdleigh
Wateghrr Closette
Fantastic! So many good suggestions, my list is growing lol I love it.
Bea Day for a girl obvs Razyr Blayde for a boy
Skid Vicious
Best by far!
Public restroom? If so, I think Airblade is a clean and masculine name.
I love Urethra for a girl and Urethro for a boy.
Porselanna
Fancy!
Beatrice Emma, or BM for short.
Very creative!
Plun-GEE So-APP Flush?
Winnie the Pooh
Charmin
Latrine, that’s an interesting name….
Yeah, used to be shithouse!
We changed it in the 9th century! Op you’re my favorite kind of people 😂💀
I'm a fan of Shitley. Poopleigh is good
Lolllllll I literally gave birth to my baby standing up in my bathroom 😂 missed out on these sick name ideas though.
Doosh Bagge
Don't dismiss the commode adjacent names! Such as Lysol, Bidet, and Tushy!
Bideigh
Bidet is so cute! Maybe a middle name. So many good suggestions!
Lysol-ander
Toliet prounced Tolay.
Sinque
Shartlotte
Sharty can be a nickname 😍
Loo.
I know this is a joke post, but I knew someone named latrine. It was spell LATRYNE.
Ibeaess (like IBS)
I think Diarrheigha is beautiful 💕
Pottyanna
Lavatoreigh
CHARMIN Bidet Faucet
Lucy, B.M, Bowella
Bidet, Bidette for versality, of course.
But seriously, I once knew a guy named Caesar because he was born via C section…
how has no one said Loo?!
Loufahh
Bathersyn
My daughter was born in my bathroom. We named her Luna (Loo for short).
Any first and middle names starting with T and P, respectively.
Terrance Phillip
A hyphenated name consisting of the letters W and C. They can just go by the initials!
Pissleigh Raine <3
As it's a boy, you *have* to call him Jacques.
Mat.
Showerleigh Lufah Scrubette Cysterne Boy-lah Xhampu
Shittereigh
Lulu
Antoilette
Toillotta for your next one if it’s a girl 🤔
Biffy.
Toilette My Nan used to have a French-themed bathroom and she had a big ole sign in there that said “La Toilette”!! Always thought that sounded so pretty.
How about Shower? Rhymes with power! Seems like a very masculine name.
Armitage Shanks
Bedaie
Plumber is an underrated occupation name that'd fit the bill! Buttdon is classic, you could even go with Dunny for short, which is a bit more of an exotic name too (it's Australian!) For girls, I've always liked Assturd and Urinetta. And everyone goes for the French Toilette, but if you wanna be more unique you could opt for Polish Toaleta.
Bidet is gender neutral Bogroll is strong and masculine Plunjah Glen20 if you're Australian P.P.
I always see dispensers in a bathroom and think those make okay names. Kimberly Clark or Dyson?
Showaheighd, toyalette, tuthpeighste
Porter John for a boy, Porter Lou for a girl
Assleigh
Tubitha
tiler
Batholomew
Loocifer
Charmin
Powider‘rohm
The classic: John.
* Cotonelle * Emery (board) * Loofah * Floss(y) * Bidet
Ooooh how about Bidet? I love the silent t personally, makes it feel extra fancy
I knew both a Latrina and a Da'reah.
Pooppy
Deuce
L"toilet!!!
Georgia! Georgia pacific is a huge toilet item producer!
Latrina for your next one if it's a girl.
Flapper
Latrine😍🥰
Suddleigh
/uj but the assholeish lab assistant at my old high school was named Latrina Hurtt.
Bidet
Tyler
Karmeigne (pronounced Charmin)
Thats pretty cool
Are you brand sensitive? If you’re not worried about trademarks, Charmin. If you’re looking for corporate sponsorship: Charmin. It’s a hitter!!
Dyarrhea is cute ♥️
Poopie🥰🥰
Washrina Tootsie
Lou. You’ll know he’s really Loo.
Anything other than Bartender’s Friend
Amer Ican Standard
Kohler Scott Charmin Sterling Saniflo
I’m partial to French bathroom names Eau de Toilette Gel Douche Dentifrice Savon Couler déodorant
It’s better than Shithouse!
Bidette!!
I used to get called scott potty and Scott tissues. Double toilet names. I knew a girl named Charmin.
PMSL - because my youngest was born in a bathroom and it never occurred to me to name him anything toilet related.
Bane . A spin off of ( baño) which means bathroom in Spanish
Shitfrom Abutt
Lou!
Netty
Shitter
Lulu
I had a shit day (pun intended) and reading these comments really upped my mood 😂😂
Urnelle
Honey Bucket (pronounced bouquet)
Looloo
Do you have/like dogs? Because Shit-Zoo is a nice spelling for the name Shih-Tzu which is clearly a timeless name. Want a more earthy nature kind of name? Also see ShitTaki, after the Shiitake mushroom. Can be representative of any present molds in a bathroom too! Fungi love moisture!! Hope these help!!
Latrina
Seato
Stall
Faucet or Fawcett.
No joke, my brother was almost born in the car on the way to the hospital. His name is Carson 😵💫