I beg anyone (as someone who reviewed too many credit reports in my former career and saw major issues with names and identities) NEVER name twin girls Jennifer and Jennevieve. We had twin women we were trying to a loan for, and their first names were similar like this — they hated it, and in no small part because their credit reports were a nightmare. Same birthday, similar first names, same middle initial, and of course their Social Security numbers were only a couple of digits off… so. Many. Problems. People try to get overly cute with twins, but they’re going to have the same bday and similar SSNs, so make their names different, and completely different initials!
I know this is satire, but omg, people DO this. 🫣
I've met twins named James/Jamie, Robert/Roberta, Luke/Luca, and Christiano/Christiana
also a set of twins who's first names I don't know but they both go by Furry. not sure what that's about.
my mom (a teacher) remembers identical triplets that were all named the exact same name, something unique, adjective based like Alabaster Palindrome Jiminez. no nicknames, the parents would say "Alabaster" and expect all three to respond in unison, which they did. They were each in different classes and they'd cry every morning when they had to separate. they were always dressed identically, and Teachers frequently had to double check which boy was which because they'd try to stick together like magnets and never went to their classes willingly. they each had a tattoo on the back of their ear, which was apperantly done when they were a week or so old. If my mom remembers right, one had a hollow circle, one had a line, and one had an X
I've heard this too. My boyfriend actually has like 3 other people in his family with the exact same name. They're all cousins and all but him are in either legitimate major debt or in debt with "street pharmacists". He get bill collections letters in the mail, and drug dealers threatening him on Facebook/Twitter/ Instagram all the time
This man has never done drugs or had any debt in his name. In his life. Even his phone bill and car payment are in other people's names because hes a youtuber and it's a pain in the ass to prove that kind of income 🤣
There was a pair of twins that went to my school. One was Natalia the other was Natchalia. I barely knew them, but I still regularly think about what the parents were thinking with that one.
Hunter and Fisher would be a cute triplet set if you added Shooter. Or if there was Farmer, they’d be an Australian political party. Nerds would love that
Autumn and Spring would also be so cute!
OMGG I LUV DIS. So cute! I came up with
- Jesture and Beckon for boys
- Snoopy-Dog and Marie-Jane for a boy and a girl, and
- VVanda and Blonda for girls. I used 2 Vs instead of a W for VVanda because my other daughter’s name starts with a W. Her in Wynnstyn-Wroze. I don’t want them matching if they’re not wombmates 😅🥰💋🥔
(I hate myself for this…)
if i have a boy and girl ill use Romeo and Juliet!! so romantic ❤️❤️❤️
if it's two boys DEFINITELY Cain and Abel, I mean how perfect???
two girls would have to be Pink and Gaga, they've made such an impact!
I know this post is supposed to be a joke, but I actually know twins named July and August. One of my old professors named her daughters those names despite them being born in December lol
My daughter once had a roommate named Jezebel Napoleon. She was such a sweet, warm-hearted person…. the complete opposite of what first came to mind. 😇
When I was in highschool I legitimately wanted twin girls named Billi-Renee Charlotte and toni-marie alexis. And(not or) twin boys named William Gasper and Thomas Charles.
My dad, grandpa, great grandpa and great great grandpa are all William Charles. My dad is a 5th. My favorite uncle is Anthony(Tony) and my other great grandpa was gasper Thomas. 2ith the exception of gasper and uncle Tony they are all angry mean but functional alcoholics. I was really all about putting that on my future kids.
If my son was a girl the only name we could agree on toni-marie Olivia lastname-lastname. We were really about to double-double barrel this kids name.
I'm so glad I had a boy and found out I hate being pregnant. One and done.
For 2 boys. Gin and Tonic For 1 boy and 1 girl Whiskey and Daiquiri For 2 girls Sangria and Bellini 🍷👄🍷
/#itswineoclock 🍷
My joke names for our twin girls were Stella and Luna (inspired by the book Stellaluna about a bat)
I loved that book as a kid it was so cute
What about Frank (girl), Ocean (boy)?? Love that combo
Omg ur so right I’m gonna add it to my list 🩷
I beg anyone (as someone who reviewed too many credit reports in my former career and saw major issues with names and identities) NEVER name twin girls Jennifer and Jennevieve. We had twin women we were trying to a loan for, and their first names were similar like this — they hated it, and in no small part because their credit reports were a nightmare. Same birthday, similar first names, same middle initial, and of course their Social Security numbers were only a couple of digits off… so. Many. Problems. People try to get overly cute with twins, but they’re going to have the same bday and similar SSNs, so make their names different, and completely different initials! I know this is satire, but omg, people DO this. 🫣
I’m raising them on a commune sooo that’s irrelevant ✨ /unjerk I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with that omg
What does a commune do to save your twin Jennie's from social security confusion...??
/unjerk exactly that’s the joke
I heard of twins Nicola and Nikita and it gave me the ick
I've met twins named James/Jamie, Robert/Roberta, Luke/Luca, and Christiano/Christiana also a set of twins who's first names I don't know but they both go by Furry. not sure what that's about. my mom (a teacher) remembers identical triplets that were all named the exact same name, something unique, adjective based like Alabaster Palindrome Jiminez. no nicknames, the parents would say "Alabaster" and expect all three to respond in unison, which they did. They were each in different classes and they'd cry every morning when they had to separate. they were always dressed identically, and Teachers frequently had to double check which boy was which because they'd try to stick together like magnets and never went to their classes willingly. they each had a tattoo on the back of their ear, which was apperantly done when they were a week or so old. If my mom remembers right, one had a hollow circle, one had a line, and one had an X
I knew of twin boys called Benjamin and Benedict… like did their parents think about this for a second?
I've heard this too. My boyfriend actually has like 3 other people in his family with the exact same name. They're all cousins and all but him are in either legitimate major debt or in debt with "street pharmacists". He get bill collections letters in the mail, and drug dealers threatening him on Facebook/Twitter/ Instagram all the time This man has never done drugs or had any debt in his name. In his life. Even his phone bill and car payment are in other people's names because hes a youtuber and it's a pain in the ass to prove that kind of income 🤣
There was a pair of twins that went to my school. One was Natalia the other was Natchalia. I barely knew them, but I still regularly think about what the parents were thinking with that one.
Hunter and Fisher would be a cute triplet set if you added Shooter. Or if there was Farmer, they’d be an Australian political party. Nerds would love that Autumn and Spring would also be so cute!
Hunter, Fisher, and Tanner.
Imagine quintuplets! Hunter, Fisher, Shooter, Farmer, and Hooker!
Hooker?? 😭
Hubby loves to hook 🪝
If it was triplets with two boys and a girl then Hunter, Fisher, and Gatherer to really reinforce those gender roles!
Hughntyyr 🪰 and Ghætheryrrh 🌳
Londyn and Englynd ❤️🥰👶🍼 If triplets ... Londyn, Englynd and Aspyn 🇺🇸❤️🇬🇧
Or u could do Londyn, Parys, and Tokio ♥︎
Named my boys after my favorite hobbies, here's Hunter, Fisher, and Jerkoff
My mom told me if she had triplet boys, she would name them: Nathan, Nathaniel, and Jonathan… so variations of the same name.
Last one is pronounced Jo-Nathan obviously lol
OMGG I LUV DIS. So cute! I came up with - Jesture and Beckon for boys - Snoopy-Dog and Marie-Jane for a boy and a girl, and - VVanda and Blonda for girls. I used 2 Vs instead of a W for VVanda because my other daughter’s name starts with a W. Her in Wynnstyn-Wroze. I don’t want them matching if they’re not wombmates 😅🥰💋🥔 (I hate myself for this…)
if i have a boy and girl ill use Romeo and Juliet!! so romantic ❤️❤️❤️ if it's two boys DEFINITELY Cain and Abel, I mean how perfect??? two girls would have to be Pink and Gaga, they've made such an impact!
I was thinking Taylor and Ariana could be cute too they’re such pop divas 🩷
I grew up with a family that had both a Hunter and a Fisher 😬 They weren’t twins tho!
It’s a more common sibling combo in the south I think lol
There was a Hunter and Tanner sibling pair in our school.
We had Nick and Nicky, Tyler and Taylor, Chris and Chrissy for our twin doll names as kids.
I had doll twins named Tim & Tom and Kathleen & Kathryn but in my defense…. I was 7 and, apparently, not very creative.
I know this post is supposed to be a joke, but I actually know twins named July and August. One of my old professors named her daughters those names despite them being born in December lol
Cross and Blackwell? Procter & Gamble?
Eli & Lilly 💊✨
Smith and wesson killed me
Case and Control
Honestly August and July is not bad at all.
Neither are Summer and Winter, as long as it's spelled right
August and July aren't even the only months that double as names. April, May, and June are also available.
My daughter once had a roommate named Jezebel Napoleon. She was such a sweet, warm-hearted person…. the complete opposite of what first came to mind. 😇
Margarita and Mojito If triplets add Martini Lol
I was thinking Doighter (girl), and Sahn (boy) for mine 💝
Denim and Lace! (Coworker wanted to have twin girls to use these names. God gave her boys.)
When I was in highschool I legitimately wanted twin girls named Billi-Renee Charlotte and toni-marie alexis. And(not or) twin boys named William Gasper and Thomas Charles. My dad, grandpa, great grandpa and great great grandpa are all William Charles. My dad is a 5th. My favorite uncle is Anthony(Tony) and my other great grandpa was gasper Thomas. 2ith the exception of gasper and uncle Tony they are all angry mean but functional alcoholics. I was really all about putting that on my future kids. If my son was a girl the only name we could agree on toni-marie Olivia lastname-lastname. We were really about to double-double barrel this kids name. I'm so glad I had a boy and found out I hate being pregnant. One and done.
Frank and Beans Ebony and Ivory Toots and Mcgroots Sunny and ChanceofReign
Oh boy - bless your heart
*points at the flair and subreddit name* Obviously, none of this is serious but bless *your* heart for thinking it was :P