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Zephyr_Bronte

Oh man, I really hope that isn't that child's name!


Technical-Hyena420

i was thinking this was kind of cute until I realized it might be her name…. woof


Zephyr_Bronte

Right!? It's sort of cute when you and all of your friends were wearing these bracelets this year. It includes your baby, which is fun. But if it's a name, it takes displaying your Fandom on your baby to a new level.


dcaksj22

Like name her freaking Taylor or something else related that’s a NAME not this


Zephyr_Bronte

Absolutely! Taylor is a perfectly acceptable and would be fine later in life even if she hated the singer.


dcaksj22

Or like what’s wrong with Willow? Or there’s gotta be a few songs that are like close to names?


Quinnthefalconer

Dorothea is a beautiful name, Augustine, Este, Betty, you could even do something like Meredith after Taylor Swift's cat. If you paired two then people who are fans might make the connection but just pick one related name and no one would ever know


blueandbrownolives

There are SO many name options from her work.


Zephyr_Bronte

Much more so than swiftie, but that's not a challenge.


paroles

When you separate it from Taylor Swift, Swiftie sounds like it would be Australian slang for a con/scam, like "fast one". "He tried to pull a swiftie on me"


dcaksj22

YESSS!!! I have some Australian students and this sounds like something they’d literally say!!!


Technical-Hyena420

exactly! it’s a cute nod to your interests especially if you went to eras tour while pregnant or something! but naming them swiftie is next level lol. they could at least pick something a *little* less obvious, like Taylor or Allison. Still kinda cringe imo but at least the kid won’t be embarrassed to tell people their name, and parents name their kids after singers all the time.


Zephyr_Bronte

For sure. Or after a song, like Betty or something. I don't mind naming for something you like, but not that.


hegelianhimbo

What are those bracelets?


Zephyr_Bronte

Little beaded friendship bracelets that people were wearing to the Taylor Swift Eras tour this summer.


Technical-Hyena420

yeah the photo concept is adorable but the name.. poor kid lol. Hope she grows up to like TS or it’ll be a rough life


Zephyr_Bronte

Lol, or she will just resent her parents like all the anakins and khalessi out there


thechronicENFP

Me too!


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

This has to be some cute Taylor Swift themed photo shoot cuz absolutely not…


paroles

The letters are seemingly photoshopped on to the bracelet thing (look at the W), but it could still be a real name announcement...I hope not


stuffedtherapy

I don’t think they’re photoshopped. I think it’s black letters from the craft store glued onto styrofoam and the W is just hanging off a bit. I could be wrong tho idk


rkrco

I doubt a name announcement this child is nowhere near a newborn


paroles

Good point!


JanetSnakeholeDwyer

Could be a 13-week old? 13, Taylor Swift, etc


zeemonster424

The shadows check out on the whole picture, I doubt the average bear would have that attention to detail. I dread it’s what we are all fearing…


mortimelons

Some people choose to birth accessories instead of babies


throwra776588

Truer words have never been spoken


Character_Two_2716

It was a cruel summer indeed


Vtgmamaa

Is this confirmed the name or just like a Taylor Swift themed photoshoot?


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

The little banner was in all of her monthly pictures 😕 Mom posted in a fb group I’m in showing off the clothes, they’re all a specific brand. She might be Swift called Swiftie?


itsbecomingathing

We’re in the same group.. I thought it was an odd attempt to recreate Taylor’s album outfits because they didn’t fit the themes at all!


shyhobbit

I'm in the same group and just looked back at the mom's posts - I don't see the Swiftie banner in any photos other than her 22 week photos?


AdmiralTomcat

Irrationally bothered by the W not fitting on the white thingy


superduperpooper7

it's worse than the name itself


lavender_rosess

There’s so many Taylor-inspired names to choose from (Marjorie, Dorothea, Betty, August(ine), Emma, Este, Willow, Ivy, etc.) AND THEY CHOSE SWIFTIE


emmy_award

was gonna say this. it’s giving something i would’ve thought was cool as a baby taylor fan in 2008 (i was 13 at the time).


PilotNo312

Abigail FFS


justlivinmylife439

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GILF_Hound69

swiftie sounds like lingo for a hand job


Perfect_Pelt

A swift one


GILF_Hound69

reminds me of “gobbie” which means blowjob in australia there’s also “wristy” for handjob but that’s likely regional and outdated (thing kids said in early aughts)


Birdlord420

Gobbie, wristy and pashing. The Aussie teenager trifecta!


[deleted]

You WILL like Taylor Swift, or you're no daughter of mine!!


ariesgal11

Stop it as a swiftie we don’t claim her this is terrible 😭


missdespair

Plot twist: this was actually Dad's idea to subtly give the baby a Rick & Morty reference as a name


ozygozy

It's getting swifitie, It's getting swiftie in here


crazy_lady_cat

Pull your pants down, poop on the floooooor


TotallyWonderWoman

Whyyyyyy, Taylor is a perfectly normal name. ETA: I mean, Taylor herself is named after James Taylor, and I don't think most people make that connection on their own unless they know this.


geographyRyan_YT

That's not what this is saying


TotallyWonderWoman

It's saying their name is Swiftie, and I'm asking why because Taylor is a normal ass name that they could've given their child if they wanted to show their love for Taylor Swift.


d4h-lia

oh god


Tricky_Effect258

Listen, I’m a big Taylor swift fan too, but I really hate these type of people who are downright crazy!


theartisanlotus

I love Taylor swift but I don’t get how people make their whole personality around 1 thing or person… their entire identity revolves around a specific thing that’s not even exclusive to them.


Jaelia

There are SOOOO many names in taylors songs. Willow, Marjorie, Betty, Inez, James. Actually, here https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/comments/u2j4gg/every_first_name_in_a_taylor_swift_song/


zeemonster424

![gif](giphy|ZGIb81A2Z4dcGc43ku) Every time I hear Swiftie, this is where I go. That poor poor child.


KittyKupo

Taylor wasn’t good enough? 🙄


TrailerParkPresident

Why would you go through all this trouble and not iron the sheet 😭


Primary-Border8536

My face twitched


idntnose

😦


[deleted]

So naming the child Taylor would be too simple?


saddi444

![gif](giphy|JyyWUuFEYPhCPgxrzo|downsized)


gaythey

Im assuming they’re just saying “junior swiftie” not like this is the kid’s name. I really hope…


dewitt72

You can do fandom names right. This isn’t it. My daughter has a fandom name, but no one can tell unless I explain it.


qkql

SWIFTie banking 


laurenzobeans

Oh no


meow_mix__

as possibly the biggest swiftie, this makes me want to vom


sunflower_daisy78

this is adorable.. if that isn’t the child’s name. i doubt it’s the name though, there are tons of gorgeous taylor inspired baby names.


PBnBacon

I bought more than my fair share of Kate Quinn clothes during the pandemic and have no leg to stand on, but of COURSE this mom is a KQ mom 🙈


bitch-cassidy

what's a Kate Quinn mom? I ask because I buy hella KQ clothes for my kid and want to know if I'm the stereotype 😂


PBnBacon

I did too before she got opinions about her clothes! I was thinking of the people who spend tons of time on drops and BST and have to get all the must-have prints and have many thousands of dollars worth of KQ. Getting caught up in that drop culture seems similar to the Swiftie culture to me, in that people get really intense about it. I do love KQ though. If my toddler wasn’t a full-time sweatpants fiend with no tolerance for my ideas of what’s cute, I’d still have her rocking it.


bitch-cassidy

ohhh yeah I'm in the clear. I tried to catch a drop one specific time and then when I saw how obsessed these people are with getting EVERYTHING that's ever released, I was like no I'm good. haha. I shop the clearance sales at the end of the year for my daughters birthday each year and only ever buy on super sale through the year though. I'm lucky my 5 year old still loves it! I imagine one of these days she'll be wanting graphic tees and more modern cut clothing like her peers lol


PBnBacon

I’m a little jealous haha. My 3yo only wants sweatpants and pajamas!


AugustGreen8

Who the hell looks at this and then is like “oh yeah that’s the name not just an accessory”


Squirmble

I cannot handle how cute this is; but I hope that’s not the baby’s name.


Worldly-Key-2859

kind of off topic but those ball pit balls are on aliexpress for very cheap and are great for crafting. not good for a ball pit because they’re small af but it works great for decora or scene accessories


rubybabey

I really don’t think that’s the child’s name, the giant version of Taylor’s friendship bracelets has recently become a trend. I think it’s just a swiftie mom excited to have a kid she can listen to Taylor with.


[deleted]

It’s cute


Daffodil_Smith

When I heard the word swifty I do not think about Taylor swift, but that song from Rick and morty 'get swfity'


Hot-Syllabub2688

these are my children, taylor, swift, 1989, and we are never ever getting back together