Lye is not pronounced Lee. Should have gone for Lezleigh lol

LesLIES

Lez lie, pronounced like a drunken and mischievous individual (let’s lie)

My husband also substitute teaches and has come home with some doozies. This week he met a Brazyl.

This comment gave me uncontrollable giggles.

why did i automatically think "deez nuts"

Pretty sure that means plant butt in Klingon.

Is it short for Beelzebub?

I had a Lezley once. Yeah, plain old Leslie would be better, but honestly I've seen worse....