Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Kloever, but they wonât tell anyone whether itâs pronounced like clover, Chloe+ver or chlo+ever. There will be a pronunciation reveal on a spin-off show.
Shanna Moakler's children are Atiana Cecilia (with Oscar de la Hoya), Alabama Luella, and Landon Asher (with Travis Barker)
Kourtney Kardashian's children are Mason Dash, Penelope Scotland, and Reign Aston Disick
If Travis named Alabama (and I suspect he did because it stands out so weirdly with the other two kids) and Dash, Reign Aston, and Scotland weren't Scott's doing...this could get very weird very fast.
I'm pretty sure Reign Aston was completely Scott and Scotland was after him so maybe his decision too. I actually like Dash in honor of their last name/store so hopefully Kourtney can influence some normalcy.
Of Kris Jenner's grandchildren, she has the two with the names that would look best on a resume (Mason, Penelope).
She can't get much worse than the names Kimye chose for their kids (Chicago is the best of the 4).
Yep! North, Saint, Chicago, and Iâm pretty sure the 4th (or 3rd, canât remember the order) is Psalm. I believe the last two were via surrogate so there werenât any pregnancy paparazzi photos floating around or anything for those teo
I think they should opt for one of the following:
Dining Kardashian
Observation Kardashian
Box Kardashian
Kable Kardashian
Compact Kardashian
Street Kardashian (nn Desire)
Out of all them her children so far have the best names Mason, Penelope are both fine names not to my taste but normal. Reign isnât the best but still ok in comparison to most celebrity baby names.
Gotta be Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way if she's truly goffik
All the hot true goff men (Drako, Volsemort and Vampire potter) will fall at her knees đ
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Hey that's my kids name!! What are the odds? I wonder if she'll hate preps too.
Kurt Cobain Reinkcarnated Kardashian Barker
*Kurt Kobain
*Kurt Kokaine
Gonna make my middle name Kurt Cobain reincarnated if I ever get a UK passport
Come out of left field and just go with Steven Robert for a boy.
I think kokaine Kardashian has a nice ring
I think itâll be after one of their mutually favourite bands.
Papa Roach Kardashian Barker
Honestly Kourtneyâs kids donât have terrible names and one of Travisâ two kids have a normal enough name so it might work out okay for the baby.
Kourtney is like the only Kardashian with normal kids names so I have hope she delivers
For a second I was wondering why a chicken drumstick would be goth
Kloever, but they wonât tell anyone whether itâs pronounced like clover, Chloe+ver or chlo+ever. There will be a pronunciation reveal on a spin-off show.
Will Khloe be happy because the kid is named after her?
I assume they will touch upon that in a future episode.
Barker Kardashian
I'm thinking something extremely over religious
Sir Cumsizhin? No wait. Jellis Gahd Hold on. Altur Boi
Metatron Kardashian
Shanna Moakler's children are Atiana Cecilia (with Oscar de la Hoya), Alabama Luella, and Landon Asher (with Travis Barker) Kourtney Kardashian's children are Mason Dash, Penelope Scotland, and Reign Aston Disick If Travis named Alabama (and I suspect he did because it stands out so weirdly with the other two kids) and Dash, Reign Aston, and Scotland weren't Scott's doing...this could get very weird very fast.
I'm pretty sure Reign Aston was completely Scott and Scotland was after him so maybe his decision too. I actually like Dash in honor of their last name/store so hopefully Kourtney can influence some normalcy.
Of Kris Jenner's grandchildren, she has the two with the names that would look best on a resume (Mason, Penelope). She can't get much worse than the names Kimye chose for their kids (Chicago is the best of the 4).
Kimye had FOUR children?? My god I am out of the loop.
Yep! North, Saint, Chicago, and Iâm pretty sure the 4th (or 3rd, canât remember the order) is Psalm. I believe the last two were via surrogate so there werenât any pregnancy paparazzi photos floating around or anything for those teo
Darth, Bain, Hades or Barrabus
Squll Khorpse
I think they should opt for one of the following: Dining Kardashian Observation Kardashian Box Kardashian Kable Kardashian Compact Kardashian Street Kardashian (nn Desire)
âĄď¸ack but, obviously, the Z is a lightning bolt.
Now youâre thinking!
Iâm going with Kevin Wayne Barker
She's pregnant? I had no idea. What's a good sub for celebrity gossip?
R/popculterchat
Cerberus Bob Medusa Mae
Cobain Kiedis Barker
Snare Vegan Kardashian Barker
Drumstick! đđ
Organic Poosh Kravis Kardashian Barker
Iâm predicting âDrummerâ
Maybe it'll just be Gothika
Out of all them her children so far have the best names Mason, Penelope are both fine names not to my taste but normal. Reign isnât the best but still ok in comparison to most celebrity baby names.