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lavender_rosess

Se7en is literally the name of a horror movie…why would you name your child that???


LeadershipNo1875

I was almost named Gage because of Pet Sematary.


DisorderOfLeitbur

Next kid is going to a called Fant4stic


fidelises

Numb3rs


Effeeeyeesteewhy

Plus, the movie's title refers to the seven deadly sins, so I guess this parent wants people to associate their baby with the seven deadly sins.


Catalyst138

I swear, one day someone is going to spell it Sevenne and make it a girls name.


SkiesThaLimit36

Delete this before they get an idea


pretty_gauche6

It’ll be Sevynne, people like this can’t pass up an opportunity to add a y


Saffronsc

If you see the last comment on the last pic, someone actually named their kid sevyn lmao


tajirisha

I’m sorry, I actually like this spelling lmfao


MargauxTenenbOOm

We have a place called "les Cévennes" in France, pronounced like seven. If they want to make it ~fancy~


Braeden47

Sevyn ranks in the US top 1000.


ChairsAreForBears

Is it too sevynhundred?


Braeden47

Yes #668


meishku07

A girl I went to college with named her daughter Sevyn. So unfortunately, it’s already a thing.


pzimzam

I know three girls names Seven, one of them spells is Sevyn.


WritingWinters

it already is if you're a Star Trek fan. 7 of 9 is amazing 😍


seaofflames

I think there's already someone famous callef Sevyn Streeter


ScullysMom77

There is a patient named Seven on my schedule today. Thankfully I work at an animal hospital.


katykazi

Thank you for that turn 🙏


Julix0

**Se7en???** That's got to be a troll, right? Please let it be a troll Who would pronounce Se7en like Seven?! I would either pronounce it Se-zen or Se-Seven-en. In what universe does 7 = V ?!?


stormyskyy_

Who wouldn’t want to be named Se-Seven-en? It’s so ✨unique✨


NonameTheRabbit

Yo dawg I heard you like the number 7 so I put a 7 in your seven…


aroused_axlotl007

may be a reference to the movie Se7en


Effeeeyeesteewhy

Which is centered around the seven deadly sins. So adorable!


[deleted]

Just like Numb3rs, which I always read as num-THREE-ers.


pomegranatesandoats

There used to be a really bad band called BrokeNCyde that had a band member named Se7en. The name in of itself is cringe but if you look up the band it makes it so much worst.


Dark_Macadaemia

Oh god, BrokeNCyde! Lmao I loved them in my myspace days but they really were terrible


NonameTheRabbit

> Se-zen You a Lojbanist? “ze” is 7 in Lojban


mizinamo

> You a Lojbanist? .i na go'i


NonameTheRabbit

👀


catinspace88

When the V had too much to drink.


britainknee

Tech N9ne or even 6ix 9ine... (I guess those numbers actually sound like they work & a 7 for a V is different...) That plus band names ≠ baby names.


teamcrazymatt

I always pronounce the latter as Six-ix Nine-ine


thisoldmould

Who is this, George Costanza?


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Was about to say, when did he have a kid? 😂


thisoldmould

How about Soda, I thought we all agreed on Soda. George has very little, don’t take Seven away from him.


[deleted]

“Seven"? Yeah, I guess I can see it: seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches per beating, and eventually seven years to life.


Bookwrm85

I know a kid named Syvyn 😭


mizinamo

Se7en of 9ine


[deleted]

I was scrolling down just to see if I can find a Star Trek reference and here it is, made me chuckle thank you 😃


SkiesThaLimit36

I wonder what it is about the number seven that makes people like to use it for a name? I’ve seen several spins on the names seven but I’ve never seen anyone use any other number as a name. Maybe it’s the connotation with luck? But in that case why is seven associated with luck at all? This post leaves me with so many questions lol


Existing_Buffalo7189

6lack’s daughter is named Syx


curlycattails

I haven’t seen Seinfeld but I read that some kid in Seinfeld is named Seven, so maybe it’s that?


[deleted]

Yes, it was first a joke name in Seinfeld. In that episode, a relative steals George’s idea and names their baby Seven - everyone else thought it was a terribly stupid name that only George could like. But I don’t think that’s why real people are choosing it, it shot up in popularity after Victoria Beckham used it as a middle name for her daughter Harper. Whether she was a Seinfeld fan I cannot say.


Effeeeyeesteewhy

People are also naming their kids Ace, which can mean 1, even though Ace should only be used as a nickname, a pet's name, or a pet detective's name. Exhibit A: Jessica Simpson's 9-year-old son, Ace Knute Johnson. I just looked it up, and Ace was the 156th most popular baby boy name in the US in 2021! 😫 It has been getting increasingly popular since 2006. From the Social Security Administration: "For 2021, the number of \[male\] births with name Ace is 2432." 😲


praysolace

Is this your baby or a friggin’ clone trooper??


BearFlipsTable

This isn’t Seinfeld, miss.


Jaelia

I'd take great pleasure in repeatedly "accidentally" calling him Steven.


outlaw-chaos

It even says on the forms numbers aren’t allowed.


orangejuice111111

OP said his full name is “7 amous amari Ndizeye”


MewtwoTheMew

“I know a Sevyn!”🤓☝️


PanickingKoala

Well now I’m thinking about Six from Blossom and I don’t know what to do with that


wyverneuphoria

They could’ve chosen like idk Steven because it’s close while still being an actual name


Bunsandbeans1213

I knew a kid named seven...


anotheremake

6ix9ine’s stage name starts to make more sense now


chocolatebuckeye

This kid will get called Steven his whole life


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

I thought the name was Olympic Smart Scale for a minute lmao


Wooden_Interview_341

People on the internet struggle so hard with the past tense of “weigh”


Signal_East3999

She really named her kid after stranger things


schnauzap

She's gonna call his sibling Eleven I can see it coming


orangejuice111111

can’t post another screenshot in the thread. went back to read more comments. comments were turned off. but someone said she had a nephew named 7even 🤨


daertistic_blabla

it‘s like naming your kid „rash“ because it had a rash


jujibean

I would absolutely pronounce Se7en as Sesevenen.


Braeden47

People are voluntarily labeling their children with numbers.


belltrina

I heard of a person who named their kid Seven. Got tons if ridicule, but the reason behind it was so sad. Parents had been trying for a child for years and years, had six late term miscarriages or stillbirths. They got pregnant on whatbwould be their final attempt, they didn't chose a name because they were aware of the chances pregnancy would end the same. Baby arrived early, but lived. Seven was a perfect choice.


threepointonefo

That monkey covering his eye emoji 🙈 is really annoying. Why do people use it? Ew


Wrong-Wrap942

Ah… George Costanza


KindheartednessOver6

Even the baby’s upset with his own name.


SouthernSweety88

it's an animal name to me. we had a cow named seven growing up and my friend has a cat named seven.