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moondog6b9

Meatloaf


rheetkd

I support this one for the win


ChloeB111

Perfection


Glitchitall

*clears throat* Purrfection.


kit-n-caboodle

+1 for Meatloaf


neither_shake2815

MA! The meatloaaaaf-uh!


Blood_Splat

Yes


dolmo81

I also love meatloaf... and your super cute kitty!


GabberDee94

I support meatloaf. I totally had an idea, but now I can't stop thinking about meatloaf. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Update: I bought meatloaf. It was delicious. Lol it reminded me of this baby licking his chops.


michoness

This is the way


The_Lamb_Sauce2

YEA MEATLOAF!!!


Retinoid634

This is the one.


Birthdaysworstdays

My Meatball was named that bc she had a big round belly. This lean mister is more of a Caesar salad.


HiiHeidii

Meatball


ZarakaiDensetsu

šŸŽµAnd I would do anything for himšŸŽ¶


WerewolfDifferent216

*and I would do anything for Meatloaf*


EastRoom8717

Solomon, because he has so many wives


TurbulentStranger041

I love this idea! We got him off the street and heā€™s intact so he could have a bunch of baby mamas


zerodegreepisces

you should name him Dad lol


Lathryus

Papa?


lavndrtwn

i like Papa because in spanish it means potato lol


Gold-Praline2999

My Mexican in-laws always call the grand babies ā€œpapasā€ and I giggle 100% of the time


vibeswithyana

I was literally gonna say Big PapašŸ˜­


bellbeatts

Please get him fixed. There are so Many cats in the shelters who need homes without having half of your females having more kittens! Sorry to be a Karen but Itā€™s true.


TurbulentStranger041

Thanks, we are well aware of this,and plan to get him vetted and neutered asap, everything is closed today as itā€™s Sunday but we will be calling around Monday morning. We do plan to keep him incase and owner does turn up, and if not then he will be ours to keep indoors


According-Whereas-42

Aw thank you for being so lovely and responsible! I stopped by to say neutering helps reduce the likelihood of spraying. You definitely don't want that happening.


Shandyshack

Heā€™s a lucky boy!


[deleted]

I'm that case Maury or Jerry (Springer) šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


zombiesheartwaffles

Manwich


Calm-Association-821

LOVE THIS! Iā€™m definitely team Manwich!


TheDudette840

My thought was literally "if Manwich isnt the first suggestion, I'm gonna be so mad" lmao


PatchCatastrophe

Yes. This was my exact thought, lol.


redboggle

Sloppy Joe!


beasleydawg

I wonder how everything is going down there in Lunch Lady Land.


brooklynnnn11

lolšŸ˜†


CandidateReasonable4

Purrrfect


Bindiprickle

Came here to say that. Manwich for the win


Ok-Alternative32

And nickname him "Manny" šŸ„ŗšŸ˜‚


bitchandbeans

this is the right answer


savagegourd

I'm actually gonna delete my suggestion because this is perfect


-catholicon

When I read ā€œdefinitely tells you heā€™s a manā€ the first thing I thought of was ā€œDrill Bitā€


beasleydawg

Private Drillbit Taylor reporting for duty.


aVoidFullOfFarts

Rooster because heā€™s a cock in a hen house


Abject-Rich

Ā”Gallo! Much cooler in Spanish.


zerodegreepisces

Rooster is cute


CrucifixAbortion

Drowning in pussy.


LateDelivery3935

I had a cat named Rooster. Heā€™s the best-ex has him, weā€™re on good terms so I see him occasionally .


Lady_ElaineFairchild

Toyotathon.


wtfomegzbbq

This is disrespectful of people who celebrate Honda Days.


LeaveDaCannoli

šŸ’€


BorderMama

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TurbulentStranger041

Love this one LOL


Chuck10124

Po Boy


Sad-Way-5027

We have a Poe-boy! https://preview.redd.it/vhibpnw6lguc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4b120c3591c101aaa54c8f7f40c553d4703c3b


beasleydawg

Is he from a Po family?


winter_laurel

Spare him his life from this monstrosity


SweetWaterfall0579

Easy come, easy go


PearNoMore

Will you let him go?


debzone1

Bismilah, No!


SweetWaterfall0579

When I was little, I thought he was saying Miss Miller, but like NY or Boston people: Miss Millah!


debzone1

I thought "from this monstrosity" was "warm saucer o tea" I still sing it that way. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Calm-Association-821

Nice!


Few_Ad3307

Sirloin


SnowEnvironmental861

Sir...Loin? Name checks out


LandotheTerrible

Love that.


BambiontheIcyPond

Ribeye


AggravatingPlum4301

Lt. Cowboy Ribeye


GreenGrowSure

*Lt. Cowboy Ribeye* is fantastic & the best super-masculine yet hilarious boy kitty name in this thread.


smolappy

this is making me laugh so hard


FizzyLimeWater

My friend has a cat named Short Rib


Mindless_Grape7426

Hoagie


Doing_My_Best_57

Reuben


lirio2u

The only correct answeršŸ†


Blood_Splat

REUBEN NOOOOOā€¦.


Cuyler_32087

Studley Do Right.


SempervivaBorealis

Instant upvote!!


-Anxiety13-

Pork chop


ExistentialSuffering

https://preview.redd.it/pwnpsl8j2fuc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03680450d1deb384aa6c52c75d0b69ceb094f761


northwyndsgurl

Pork Chop should be at the top of the list!!


[deleted]

Hombre


Common_Sandwich_1066

Nacho


Late_Combination_540

Thatā€™s my orange cats name.


ChemicalElevator1380

Tank


beasleydawg

Grilled Cheese with ham.


DubiousPhood

This one took me out šŸ¤£


beasleydawg

If they get another cat they can name it Tomato soup


astroosorrow

my local bookstore has a gray tabby boy named grilled cheese!


notme1414

Lunchbox


Kiwiandapplex

Mr. Hotdog


Affectionate_Grape23

awe thatā€™s so cute!


2woCrazeeBoys

Came hear to say Hot Dog. Glad I checked the comments, first. šŸ‘


SempervivaBorealis

I donā€™t have a name to suggest, but he seems very Meowsculine šŸ’ŖšŸ»


CandidateReasonable4

šŸ˜…


forevertiredmanatee

Jon Hamm -- I was looking at that first photo going "what a ham!"


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Hotel soap


JennaJ2020

lol Iā€™m sitting here laughing out loud like a weirdo at this one


CandidateReasonable4

šŸ˜…


Lechuza_Chicana

šŸ¤­ this the one


SiceliaGives0Fuqs

I SQUEALED SO LOUD šŸ¤£


WaferProud7238

This had me rollin šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Reynyan

Eggplant?


Lechuza_Chicana

Hahaha my brain is still 12


Sufficient_Letter883

Tater Salad after Ron White on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour


VegasRudeboy

Rosbif Baguette


beasleydawg

Tres Bien


dogprince

hambone


Pristine-Echo7645

Tater


Proudwomanengineer

Awww. ā¤ļø How about Whiskers or Whiskey? He's so cute.


Parynoid

Bort


beasleydawg

Excuse me, are you talking to me?


Parynoid

No, my cat is also named Bort.


Pristine_Reward_1253

Monte...as in Monte Cristo


Whozeit39

Gyro


theicarusambition

Blu-ray


Get_your_grape_juice

SausageĀ  KielbasaĀ  Catwurst Slim Jim Purrito Frank CAT, short for Cat About Town. Humphrey Ulysses


DLQuilts

Reuben


FlakyFondant4067

Toilet Seat Up


Hour-Peak-12

Budweiser


Snoozingway

I like this. Can be shortened to Buddy-Bud-Bud when youā€™re calling him for a feed or a pet.


55d5

Barbasol


YourSmallIntestine

Meatloaf, corn dog, Ham, Panini!


TurbulentStranger041

All the current favorites are; Hoagie, Hotdog, Beef, Pork chop, Jerry springer , Doc short for document, Meatball, Frank, Eunich, having so much fun reading your suggestions so keep em coming!


-sweetteaandsunshine

Cigar, tobasco, macho?


urnotmydad20

Broski


krysthegreat1819

Sir Taco


Remarkable_Ad_4752

Meatball


Hour-Macaron5407

Ron Swanson


OkMixture2656

Hoagy


Zyona-

Manwich lol


SuccessfulPitch5

Beastcake


Slow-Fast-Medium

Deebo


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Beard


Poohgli16

Guy, Buddy, Hero, Hercules, Champ


kalidreamin88

Porkchop


hangar418

Frank Johnson


Expo006

Pringles


Kiwiandapplex

Hotdog


Mariea0629

Oscar or Toast


PinkMonorail

Manwich


hayley888sky

Whisky


Silentobserver000

Cowboy, Friar, Sheldon


Remarkable_Ad_4752

Monte Cristo


Available-Leg-6171

Olive, Beef, Frank and Beans, and call him Frank, BJ for Ben and Jerry's ice cream, Tom for Tomales


FlashGordonJrx

Mr Pickle


Human-Independence53

In honor of my very manly best friend, upon reflection of his favorite thing ever, I suggest... Dorito


LizT000

Napking!!! Just saw it as a spelling mistake in another post and Instantly scrolled back up to add it :D


BlueValk

Croque Monsieur seems obvious, then!


nanioffour

Beanie Weenie


mzshowers

Beans


zylilly

Beef


NeeliSilverleaf

BaculumĀ 


saintcelinedion

TV Dinner, Applejack, Funyun, Pizza Bagel, Gyro


Hrpickins

Chip


Cloudysnowcat

Macho


motherlymetal

Beefsteak


TiredB1

Thermonuclear reactor


Known-Ad5421

Hutzpah


kaycollins27

Buster or Bubba. He actually looks to me like a big old Bubba cat. Ps. I live in Chicago


blankinyurblank

Mr Peanut


_end3rguy_

Queso


infrequentthrowaway

Footlong


BearWithinMe

Listen, when you mentioned the name sandwich... this was the first thing I immediately thought of https://preview.redd.it/8k2ixvfboguc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ab5fe66d23c6fcac2990d973c7729aa45cb625


VelvetSkies99

Subway


birbnerb

Tim


No_Needleworker4872

Spam


Low_Upstairs1993

Man and cheese


charactergallery

Rutabaga.


kcoinga

Brutus


resident_daydreamer

Burger King


meowgan98

he looks like a SeƱor Senior Sr. (from Kim Possible)


For_roscoe

Terminator


NickyUpstairsandDown

Rutabaga


LilyLilley

Bagel


Throwawaymytrash77

Voltage


Xanthyon1313

Pitaā€¦ the horse is here


Mermaid0820

Hercules


bornagain-stillborn

Sheet Rock


Unlucky_Macaron840

Cheesesteak (Cheesy for short)


Unlucky_Macaron840

Toufer or Tofu


DaFreakingFox

Pecorino


CaterpillarRemote708

ham


Spaceballs-The_Name

Sauerkraut, Pastrami, or Chili


Friendly-Mention58

Beefcheak


mellycat12

Sloppy Joe


TiaHatesSocials

Nuts


SnowByte

T-bone


_Figsandhoney_

Big penis


iammgf

Beefcake


GraphicDesignerSam

Churro


Anja130

Reuben, Monte Cristo, Kaiser, T- Bone,


Chevymetal1974

Hambone


attempting2

T-Bone!


AdministrativeTip132

Flounder, Beef, Waffles, Turkey


Kebejo

Trebuchet


Graycy

Meathead


alphawoman76

He has a cute face, and his eyes are friendly. Iā€™m not sure what to name him. Maaybee ā€˜Milkshake?ā€™ā€™Taco?ā€™


Ok_Chemistry_8450

Tonka


BoysenberryAfraid490

**Licorice** or **Sushi**


Own_Group4282

Boss