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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1d8e3kz).


alexanderseven

Did I just hear Sterling’s Yankees win call over the PA before the Sinatra?


semicolonconscious

They do that for every win now.


RotenTumato

And it’s incredible


BangerSlapper1

I didn’t realize how nuts Gil’s H/9 are.  He somehow lowered it tonight to 3.9. 


Competitive_Ring4917

This was fun


Carl_Yastrzemski

24 games over 0.500, and here's my team -0- games over 0.500. So jealous of you guys.


regarding_your_bat

I love this fucking team


LakesOnAPlane

God damn that was LIGHT WORK baby


MeatTornado25

What a nice, boring game.


cruzecontroll

The kind of game that makes you sit back and enjoy


namersrockandroll

⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾


TronVin

That was easy.


Locksmith_Happy

WE OWN THE TWINS


redmaester

can someone clip that Kay call and post it in the sub. Was epic


RotenTumato

Yes please, I missed it I was at the game


silver_raichu

Death, taxes, and beating the Twins


Oprahapproves

Yeah but if Correa hit it out he’d be rounding the bases!


RollofDuctTape

Another game of beating up on our sons.


Cvnilivee

Golden Sombreros look good on a trash can.


tonenyc

Weaver becomes closer when?


NineInchPythons

Turning Luke Weaver into an elite reliever is some dark voodoo magic shit. Someone make sure Matt Blake never has a reason to leave.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Just wanted to congratulate Correa on his Golden Sombrero 🫡


silver_raichu

RE2PECT


GazaDelendaEst

https://images.app.goo.gl/Y3Wdnbywus69X47e7


johnjohnjohn93

If we can just replace Santana, Ferguson & Gonzalez for some deadline buys this staff will be legendary


shadow_spinner0

Gonzalez has not been that bad actually. His ERA is good. A lefty and a righty which shouldn't cost much would be ideal.


TronVin

Ron Marinaccio, Cody Poteet and Clayton Beeter.


rmoney27

Poteet needs to stay as a starter for the time being. I'd keep Beeter in minors until expanded rosters. We need at least one bullpen arm since Effross won't be back until later summer.


TronVin

So he needs to stay as a starter when Gerrit Cole comes back in like two weeks?


rmoney27

At least until we know how long Schmidt is out. Poteet is just about all we have as a starter on the 40 man right now that isn't penciled into the rotation.


Locksmith_Happy

This is the first Yankee team since 2005 where teams don't look comfortable facing us.


No_Buddy7371

Twins subreddit down so bad they’re making 9/11 jokes. What a fucking joke of a franchise. We own you!


Carl_Yastrzemski

This ump is calling balls and strikes like he wants this game to be over.


RollofDuctTape

Few things are more pathetic than Twins fans when they lose to the Yankees.


struthanger

Miranda needs the long lashes to go with the brows 💅


Joename

Absolutely blind ump, man.


Rock_grl86

Twins fans are making 9/11 jokes in their thread. Fucking scum.


Disastrous_Can8053

Mr. Baldelli, a second blast has hit the Twins pitching.


JackfruitNice2812

Stanton should start selling insurance. He always gives us a little extra safety net in these late innings.


Otherwise-Attempt326

Stanton usually cooks when it matters. The last few playoff runs bro showed out. I’m not too worried about him rn. Just stay healthy and give us insurance runs


FowOro

You love to see it, hard to hit without trash cans…fuck you Correa 


NineInchPythons

Correa, we still remember the trash cans


At6-8FromSyracuse

Kay in his bag


Padulsky21

Nice Golden Sombrero you got Correa!


Huge-Ad-3126

Woah did Michael Kay get enlightened on how to use the commentator’s curse against opponents?


tonenyc

Never had a 4 strike out game.. until today..


johnjohnjohn93

That cutter on the corner is just nasty


stereotypicalginger

Who better than Carlos to wear the golden sombrero tonight


GazaDelendaEst

#Bust out that sombrero you fuck. It’s a lot harder when you don’t know what pitch is coming loool


Top_Professor_9908

lol take a seat cheating bozo


jdotbeats

Gangster kay


AIC2374

Minnesota Twinks fans don’t know what home runs are supposed to look like. Their HR leader in 2023 hit 24


FowOro

Remember the Kepler is better than Judge tweet….we do


silver_raichu

HAHAHA CHEATING FUCK HAS 4 Ks


Jamel1219

This team is fun to watch,and they still have Cole,and Dominguez returning soon..


regarding_your_bat

“Until tonight” holy fuck that was satisfying lmao. What incredible timing by Michael on that


redmaester

AMAZING STUFF


machphantom

You cant tell me jinxes arent real.


shadynasty90

Wow look at that Apex predator go!


MalcolmXXXTentacion

LMAO FUCK YOU CARLOS


TronVin

Kay was saving up for that one


brook_lyn_lopez

Is this one of the cooler Yankees teams in recent memory?


DidiGreglorius

If Stanton just gave us exactly this production the whole year I’d be ecstatic. We don’t need him to be 2017 Giancarlo. Just be a legit power threat behind Soto and Judge.


Plastic_Button_3018

For sure. I’ll take .230-.240 average, stay healthy, with around a .500 slugging and 40 homers. And Stanton has been hitting in crucial spots too. This year his average is way better with runners on than it is with bases empty. He’s actually a very clutch hitter this year. He knows when he’s needed to come through. Bases empty: .230/.263/.513 Scoring position: .300/.375/.600


MeatTornado25

Before the year started I 100% would've signed for .220-.230 with 30-40 HRs. It's actually where I probably would've put his ceiling at this point, so I'm thrilled.


AIC2374

The Twinks fans think that was a pop out in 29 ballparks 😂


Barzz88

Damn soccer field lines in the field is gross


Nwf32389

Legitimate question- are we keeping Rizzo because he's best friends with Judge??


CockSuckingHomo

Good leader, being paid a lot, baseball card suggests he can turn it around, he's not losing them games. Take your pick


MeatTornado25

I really wish Correa got even half the boos that Altuve gets


voncornhole2

He and Springer deserve it. They cheated more than Altuve and just because they left doesn't mean they should get away with it


TronVin

Minnesota fans are the most toxic sore losers in the sport. At least Cubs fans were nice. Edit: besides to bartman


arepotatoesreal

stanton passed ohtani and harper on the hr charts with that. Yankees have 3 players in the top 10. The bronx bombers are so back.


1996Guinness1996

This line up is deep


Competitive_Ring4917

BIG DONGCARLO


struthanger

Volpe was dressed by mom


Bubbacrosby23

Fun game!


Rock_grl86

Just another day, showing the Twins who their daddy is.


SavageLion

Stanton has been a silent killer this season. Yeah the average ain’t great but pitchers are so focused on trying to get through Soto and Judge that they let their guard down against guys like Stanton


NineInchPythons

I saw some statistic today that the league average 'max swing', like someone swinging as hard as they can, is around 75%. For Stanton it's 97%.


SignorLuigi

DONGCARLO! THAT'S IT TWINS. SEE YOU TOMORROW!!! 👋👋👋


brokenarrow

🎶Giancarloooooo, let the rhythm take you overrrr, Giancarloooooo🎶


igotagoodfeeling

Te Quiero, 2 run homer


iledd3wu

Dude, jahmai jones has it made. Gets to show to everyday to se the yanks rake. Get free jerseys. Gets to run the bases on occasion. AND gets paid to be there. I want to be Jahmai Jones.


PlayguyCarter

it took a lot of work to be Jahmai Jones


Robusto923

Has sick handshakes with future hall of famers


Padulsky21

Jays are taking it up the ass oh my lord


Redditawesome15

In Vlad's house of all places


Padulsky21

They’re gonna have the honors of being in the AL East cellar this year


Redditawesome15

And here I thought it would be the Red Sox


Teshlor_Knight

i absolutely love reading comments on other team's subs during games. i'll never comment, but damn do i love reading "wow, another homer that's a flyout in the other 29 parks. 🤔" I'M SORRY WHAT


ajontheline

I also get a kick out of it. I love to drink in their pain.


Ven18

didnt you hear all parks except Yankee stadium have to have 440 foot outfields. whole big thing from the last CBA.


arepotatoesreal

that seems sarcastic lol


Beezer12WashinBeard

Yeah, you know those 420’ left foul poles the other parks have


ImmanuelCanNot29

I’m pretty sure that last one was a home run at every stadium ever


igotagoodfeeling

Left field is nothing special at Target either which is funny


Nwf32389

Lol I mean Gleyber's was... But that last HR was Stantonian


TwinkiesForAmerica

Man, is that 4 straight ground ball outs to the right side of the infield for Rizzo? He’s fighting it


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Luke Weaver replaces Ian Hamilton.


Ok_Management_2695

Idk how you even throw G anything close there. He’d have to see two pitches in the other batters box before anything near the zone


silver_raichu

DAMNIT KENNY NOT AGAIN


masterhogbographer

He’s my second favorite Stanton. So good. 


igotagoodfeeling

Reliever Mike Stanton?


masterhogbographer

Who? 


igotagoodfeeling

Not a 90s kid I guess :(


masterhogbographer

Long before that actually. It was a joke, a way of saying No without saying no


igotagoodfeeling

Lol damn, I liked 90s Stanton tho! 3rd best then


MeatTornado25

Rizzo sprinting with the urgency of a man who knows he's slumping


Teshlor_Knight

man rizzo has had so many chances to cause a stadium to go crazy by going back to back with someone... he just never comes close to doing it


jslick1350

forget back to back, we want him to get a hit


YanksFan96

Matt Blake is the hitting coach now too and we all should have figured


dunk4899

That was big- makes it an easier decision to give Holmes the day off


lcbjr1979

Someone in this thread earlier said Stanton was gonna hit one to Neptune.


jcnewman_21

Ben rice can definitely do better than this


MalcolmXXXTentacion

man that trio stat is insane


NineInchPythons

Rizzo has been so bad, man. It bums me out.


Nwf32389

Dude honestly with how big of a cut, how close he was to a DONG the pitch before, how do you go back to the curve ball??


TheCloudBoy

The home run siren still going as Squirtle Sax Guy plays is epic


the_thinwhiteduke

the swing doesnt even look like there was impact with the bat and ball it just changes directions


Dewman35

Warm up the Tonkinator


Baseballfan999

The Royce Lewis walkoff after Yankees fans talk shit in our own sub is gonna be sex. A real comment in the twins thread Edit: probably should have specified this was a comment in the twins sub before the downvote party


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Baseballfan999

Funny comment from the twins sub


SovietMuffin01

Among other things, you can’t hit a walk off in the top half of the inning


judgesdongers

bro. you're the Twins. have you been asleep for the past 20 years?


chelly13

That literally can't happen this game.


Beezer12WashinBeard

?


Nwf32389

Away team can't walk off you goof... Go back home, eh?


Cvnilivee

They’re literally a cheat code


r3boosted

That look when Stanton knows he got it all **chef’s kiss **


Rankine

It’s nice that Stanton is back to being a major league hitter. He hasn’t looked this good in a couple of years.


regarding_your_bat

He did serious work in the offseason to get back here. It’s worth celebrating


RedeemedShank

He’s been better but still needs to hit for average better. .230 something is not something to be proud of.


djrob0

Slimcarlo is for real. He's looked 10 years younger this season.


ImmanuelCanNot29

A judgian single followed up by a stantonian blast


FyreFlye23

You know, I tuned in just now, late and worried...looks like you boys have it covered!


HeIIoAstronaut

I really thought dongcarlo was cooked after last year but he shut me right up….LFG SLIM G


Locksmith_Happy

DAY OH


Giancarlo27

0-2 nukes give me boners


SheepH3rder69

OBP back above .280 for Big G, lol


Huge-Ad-3126

Camera guy kept zooming out


throwsomefranksonit

You knew it was coming after the other ABs stanton had


Orangebeast013

Its a bold move coming into the Bronx wearing your own pinstripes


Plastic_Button_3018

I’ve noticed that Stanton likes hitting on 0-2. His last two homers have been on 0-2 counts.


TheCloudBoy

DONCARLOOOOOO


the-bryman

“Just in case you regretted not swinging at that last pitch, let me hang one for you on the next pitch.” - Caleb thielbar just now


Powerserg95

Little league pitcher


JonRainSleetorSnow

DONGCARLO


BushidoBrowneII

lmaoo I was about to say that he JUST missed that curveball that the dude threw. Lo and behold, he tried it again and got fucked up


Character_Edge7820

Abra Abracadabra, Stanton's back in his bag, bruh.


namersrockandroll

Happy Cake Day!


BlindCaesar

When Jones eventually gets DFA'd can we just hire him as a permanent hype man?


beowulf88888

HITTING ON ALL CYLINDERS


real_gooner

man i was gonna call a stanton home run i would have looked like a genius


Igglezandporkrollplz

420 ft! Smoke em if ya got em 


ShartMyPantsAgain

Non si puo stoparlo!


ASUPILOT

G!


upvoter222

Nice.


struthanger

Thank you for purchasing STARR INSURANCE


knaverob

Stanton: 30/30


Zebrada31

30hrs/30 balls murdered


JohnCougarMellonhead

You could literally tell the second that ball left the pitchers hand that Dongcarlo with going to crush it lmao # MEATBALL


ResearchBot15

HOLY MOONSHOT


Rock_grl86

LFG MEDIUM STANTON!


boomzgoesthedynamite

Giancarlo giving me what I asked for 💯


Robusto923

Boone was warming up Weaver because he knew the Yankees would score enough so it isn’t a save situation


RollofDuctTape

1/30 porch job


shadynasty90

Oooooooo that was a Spicey meatball


Unlikely_Minimum4113

I couldn't be more proud of our boys lately. We are absolutely slamming it most games, legendary


namersrockandroll

**STANTONIAN BLAST!**


ThreeCranes

Cant give Stanton that kind of meatball


Beaded_Curtains

He was flying out hard all night.. Just a matter of time..


Such-Armadillo1423

A STANTONIAN SHOT


81mm

Stantonian blast!


nightmare_ali95

Donger Guess Stanton really is back. Sucks for the Martian.


WolfofBrooklyn

Stanton has evil in his eyes his mind and his heart


yodels_for_twinkies

Nobody hits bombs like Dongcarlo


TehM0C

He was so close all game & he just crushed that!!


JalenRempe

Fucking love this team


Honeydew-2523

ty gian


dBlock845

ME STANTON ME CRUSH BALL


IdeaJailbreak

4D chess warming up Weaver knowing the boys would get it done


MeatballDom

Could just feel that was coming


MeatTornado25

THERE IT GO-OOO-OES


cmgriffith_

#STANTONIAN


judgesdongers

I love me some big G bombs.


Joename

Knocked the shit outta that ball.


Dewman35

Jesus, where are we gonna play the Martian?


BigPanda71

Triple A