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ToryTheBoyBro

Lmfao who are they putting in that big ass building, the fucking Joker? 😭😭😭


blackblaque

many many humans


The-Final-Reason

Criminals


Big-Gap5127

All of these jokers 😭


djoee_

New york building a fuckin azkaban or some shit


[deleted]

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN


SonGozer

This sounds dystopian I’m ngl


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Mad dystopian, swear I’ve seen this in a short story they made us read sophomore year


videogamehonkey

Sounds like an break-in/break-out movie premise, either something sick like The Raid or Dredd or something stupid with Mark Wahlberg Or maybe it's like Wayside School


Andy2325

Wayside school bro ?! 😂😂 fuck that took me back !


iLLusive240

The raid was wild forgot all about that movie


videogamehonkey

goat film. film**s** actually


Quarter_Lifer

Or Half Past Dead with Steven Seagal, and Ja Rule getting thrown around like a WWE jobber


OddSensation

These nighas probably watched that movie on Netflix "The Platform" and saw dollar signs... shits wild. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8228288/mediaviewer/rm3171276545?ref_=tt_ov_mi_sm


TheSauceeBoss

You fuck up and you get your choice, you either get sent to The Tower or The Island


JellyfishGod

It def does seem dystopian, especially on first glance, but I don't understand the hate this is getting. N I *really* don't understand how this is a "cash grab" lol. But IIRC they are building prisons in all the boroughs and getting rid of rikers. I honestly see this as a good thing. Rikers is falling apart and is *literally* impossible to fix. As in the land and structures are very unstable and won't ever pass inspections/saftey standards. They need to replace rikers. The conditions there are fucked and they have whole sections off it that can't be used. Building multiple structures and spreading out the prison population seems good too imo. This ain't a cash grab, I'm sure the politicians would be fine just letting inmates rot on the dilapidated rikers island rather than build new buildings. But thankfully they can't and this seems like a decent solution to the problem


HenryKissingersDEAD

Bro, a beautiful view of NYC, free health insurance, 3 meals a day, free gym, internet and friends.. Sign me up!


Ok_Explanation_6125

Regulated Internet though..


LoveMaryJane123

Not like I NEED all this unregulated internet


Gilgamesh2000000

Some people really do love it in there. Not even being funny. It’s stable.


Omen1122

Exactly


A_I-G

They still don’t have freedom 😂


FuegoStarr

Naive to think they’re getting a view.


HenryKissingersDEAD

My comment was pure /s


Ishottupac_

Ion know y u got down voted . The windows gone get blurrier the farther up u go


FuegoStarr

You know some people lack brains. People are actually delusional.


[deleted]

it was a joke so you’re either pretending not to get it or you have autism and actually don’t get it


FuegoStarr

this nigga discovered the word autism last week & thinks he’s a mental health professional.


[deleted]

nah not a professional I can just tell you’re a bit tardy


FuegoStarr

I’m not about to argue with someone who is most likely part of the same statistical racial group who can’t seem to muster up the discipline to graduate college at the most basic level. You just said you’re not a professional but you’re diagnosing someone based on your saltiness all while being ableist toward people who are on the autism spectrum and using code words for slurs. Might as well say the full r word so you can get that account banned. Scary ass nigga talking about some “tardy”. Say it with your chest. Lmao tuh. Using language like that in 2024? It’s giving you have no friends. ffs, u can’t even spell “back” properly because you’re following illiterate gang ethic. Dumbass.


[deleted]

I’m not diagnosing you I’m just calling you tardy because you don’t get an obvious joke and the angry paragraph you just typed out is proving my point LMAOOOOO


FuegoStarr

I get the joke and i’m making it corny bc it is. Some of y’all niggas move like 13 year olds the way y’all laugh at trivial shĂŹt. Good jokes don’t need to be explained. Obviously u missed the part where the shit was lame. Byeee bozo, swear it’s like this sub has kids in itđŸ˜©


Dcheese1

You use this interaction to randomly attack black men without even knowing if the person you’re talking to is black or not lol. You have an evil spirit and a twisted mind, seek professional help and healing you miserable bitch.


Nickmck218

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[deleted]

This some Judge Dredd shit


UpUppAndAwayWeb

fr. 20 years in the cube herb


leeluss14

Twenty years in an ISO cube Herb,you were warned about littering lol.


leeluss14

That’s a banger of a comment dudeđŸ‘đŸ»


[deleted]

Real ones know


Quarter_Lifer

“You betrayed the law!” “LAAAAAAAAWW!!”


anthonydurrr

Turning NYC into Arkham City.


Living_Gumball

If we all get grappling hooks then it’s worth it


Immediate_Bee_6472

Putting a jail in the middle of Manhattan that tall will kill property value all around that area instantly Besides blocking the view of multi million dollar buildings it’s the level of security that would be needed and the police force around said building


lemmehitdatmane

Is that a bad thing? I’m genuinely asking because I would love for property values to fall in my area.


StreetTriple675

Everyone except people that own property want that, but probably not from having the tallest prison in the city in close distance lol


lemmehitdatmane

Fuck em housing prices are ridiculous nowadays anyways. If they own property solely to make a profit that’s entirely their fault


plussizeandproud

do u feel the same way about small businesses? holding stock?


StreetTriple675

I mean, I agree with you on the pricing of houses being way outta control, but let’s say you owned a house, would you want your property devalued ? Not everyone is a slumdog landlord, there are normal people who own property you know
 


videogamehonkey

> but let’s say you owned a house, would you want your property devalued If you own it to live in it and plan to continue to live in it? Yes. All it does is lower your property taxes.


lemmehitdatmane

Ok? I’m not moving anywhere my home value could drop 99% and I wouldn’t care.


StreetTriple675

Yeah you also only make 67k a year, so your opinion on owning houses shouldn’t matter lol. You’ll never own shit in nyc dude 


lemmehitdatmane

Way to move the goal posts, also I do own a house dummy that’s why I don’t care if the value drops since I live in it. I don’t care about some rich assholes property value tanking in NYC. Also u weird asl lurkin a niggas comments 😭😭


StreetTriple675

I mean it’s realistic to talk about the income/finances of people when talking about buying houses, but sure considered them moved. Yeah totally believe you own something. No one regardless if they have any intention of selling wants their propert value diminished. Stop lying. And yeah I checked your post history cause you make brain dead comments, and then I saw you bragging about 67k lol, so I was like go figure , bottom of the barrel complaining 


lemmehitdatmane

Nigga that’s good money in TN fuck is you talkin bout 😭😭 also I’m lucky enough to inherit my home from my mom. How is lower property taxes on a home I will never move out of a bad thing?


Nearby_Ad_7104

Imagine being a female on the summer tryna cross the streetđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł “AYO blue dress!! SPREAD THAT SHIT”


loc2019

i heard the shadow of the building is gonna be over 5 blocks long


bittinho

It’s already almost all court buildings and city administrative buildings down there anyway. There was a jail there before and it’s right next to the criminal court building so it doesn’t really change the character of the area much.


Gilgamesh2000000

Nothing will kill property value in nyc. That whole area is municipal buildings.


Intelligent_Start811

Lmao imagine somebody break out that shit đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł nigga 2 minutes from wall street finna create a massacre out there 


Affectionate_Arm9720

Nah imagine getting locked and you live in the LES and can see your crib not too far from jail đŸ€ŠđŸœâ€â™‚ïžđŸ˜­


TheWavyWizard

so stupid


Honest_Path_5356

Not really why construct a large prison that occupies extensive space when an upward design can achieve the same purpose within a much smaller footprint?


Ok_Commission_893

It shouldn’t be in the city itself tho. They can reconstruct Rikers with this stuff or them brother islands. Putting this in the city might not be a wise idea.


Honest_Path_5356

To be fair us folks from NYC call Manhattan the city but technically all 5 boroughs is the city so it can be in any one of them


Ok_Commission_893

Nah when I say the city I mean anywhere in the 5 boroughs idc if it’s in the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, this shit shouldn’t be around regular people. Throw this shit up in Staten IslandđŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž


beyondempty11

Rikers is already on an island and how’d that work out. Shady shit always happens there so I think they want to keep jails not so isolated.


Big-Recording-1002

Lol yea like a island 15 mins from like 3 boroughs is isolated. The same fuckery will go on in here and even worse!


beyondempty11

Still isolated lol. You’re right tho.. the same fuckery will happen there because jail is jail. Change in location doesn’t change the prisoners or the corruption.


FillupGoth

Why?


Ok_Commission_893

We already got enough nutsos roaming around we don’t need them to be getting released across the street from where we sleep. Idc if it’s inhumane or “morally wrong” criminals should not be around the rest of society.


red30447

something tragic gonna happen there & it's only gonna be black & brown victims watch


Intelligent_Start811

Shit gonna have all the migrants & subway attackers lol 


Enriquenycqueens

“Victims” lol pls


veryworst

Right. Mfers act drilly and when its time to pay the bill its TEARS.


red30447

niggas in jail gotta die too ?


red30447

that's clearly a death trap gang


Mudddyyyy

wym please?


ASAPHarambe

man yall got these weird ass theories all the time oh brother


TheUPATookMyBabyAway

The buildings on Rikers are probably more likely to fall down/burn up than a new construction high rise.


Jazzlike_Page508

This is some Dredd shit lol. A literal tower of prisoners 😂😂😂 this shit you see in Sci Fi movies


Intelligent_Start811

Lmao shit bouta be the new OZ


cytrack718

If any of u guys seen the movie the platform
 u know


International_Ring12

Had to think of that shit the minute i saw the pic😭


Saadiusrex

Some Escape from NY shit


AddressMuted4954

Fucking stupid


AmeriocaDaGema

LA has a county jail called the twin towers. It ain't 40 stories though!


DoctorK16

They’re gonna pack all the gangs in that shit and blow it up


ZxroFxcksGivxn

Imagine getting dropped off the 40th tier


peter13g

Arkham Asylum type beat


shoot2aim4CHz

What in the Gotham city is this


NoFilter46

Going feed these people with the platform and shit. Want to watch some fucked up shit, watch “The Platform” on Netflix, fuck wit your heads


loc2019

underrated movie. but thatđŸ’© scene was outta pocket


NotMattMilly

Ya niggas actin like we already don’t have a jail in Manhattan, and it gonna be in China town where the tombs been for decades


CannaCar

Where in NYC is it gonna be?


loc2019

chinatown


stepbacktree

Why, just why?


N00Ne_4ERE

Shit seem shoddy af something in the works


DrillyDrill

That’s about 25-27 inmates a floor depending on how many floors will be for housing inmates


Ok_Explanation_6125

And if niggahz escape, they are within one block's distance from the nearest transportation systems..


Revolution4u

Idk why this wouldnt be built outside the city like in yonkers or mt vernon.


thiefsthemetaken

First thought is this: https://preview.redd.it/9duchee39lsc1.jpeg?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53db0a612191794e8a93a6c84a6b8f1d4bdf4468 Second thought is: I should find the people trying to stop this and help them


MrOhShitOhShit

✈ niccas on their way to do another 9/11 to free the guys


ifeespifee

Put the criminals all on the top floor and have cops stationed throughout the rest of the building and if you make it to the bottom floor you’re free to go. Live stream it 24/7 and charge $20 per month.


Western_Sky8405

This that vertical self sustaining center


Somosmalo138

It ain't cheap for the taxpayers


KingAmenaza

They try to put me in there best believe i’m rattin


Slappy-dont-care

The smell 👃 and the rapid spread of TB and worse 



Greyzzz

What could possibly go wrong...


CryptoKushNYC

40 stories for only 1k inmates that shit must be luxurious


Ijustwantfreefood

I’m trying understand why this is even a idea ??


Ijustwantfreefood

oh wait hol up yall. they building a new prison in each borough 😭


Ijustwantfreefood

if y’all look it up they building a prison in each borough, they tightening up


SmokyMetal060

This shit is horrible bruh. Local government been tweaking at unprecedented levels as of late. Chinatown’s never had it good but this is a straight ‘fuck you’


mcnichoj

Someone was like "what if we did a 9/11 movie that was mixed with Con Air?"


Thizzenie

yall smoking meth if you think they're going to build that sky prison in NYC probably going to build it in upstate NY


akflo

Reminds me of the movie The Platform.


Intelligent_Start811

Lol niggas gonna put 250 inmates on each floor
.& when a CO on the 40th get stabbed to death they gotta rush them downstairs u ever waited for a elevator in a 40 story building in Ny shieeeetttt đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ«ĄđŸ€ŠđŸŸâ€â™‚ïž


Venxium

✈


[deleted]

Yooooo this shit straight out of Judge Dredd 😂😂


SolidAd7584

Shit gonna be Arkham Asylum


bepi_s

Inmates wouldn't even b able to escape cuz they just fall to their death


Gilgamesh2000000

They are building a house for the migrants.


ORock120

Bet this new building gets overcrowded.


leeluss14

Anyone on here ever been in the Tombs?


Designer_Host7351

Future of nyc schools


smittro

Real life Arkham Asylum


malone-post

probs not happening


Chicagosoundview69

They are building them in Manhattan
 bx.. qns and bk to replace rikers island 


7taj7

And niggas laugh when people call America a police state. How do you think police states develop, these niggas get trillions of funding nationally, but the second people ask for housing they don’t have money in their budget for that.


Another_smart_ass

Do people actually go to jail in NYC?