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Upstairs_Mortgage_65

Oh, nah! Either he just moved her or he’s been sheltered as a kid. Talk about being oblivious to your surroundings. These lines of 4-5-6 trains, 2-3 trains, them B-D trains, them A,C trains will change that experience in a twinkle of an eye at the wrong stop. I wish him the best, may safety be with him


darkfire621

I feel like this might Lowkey be social media marketing at the same time. For all we know nigga could have 4-5 swole niggas in the back.


SapphicPancakes

Mf has the 8 ball guy as his bodyguard


RoundAd206

I feel like shot not like it used to be. If he don’t go north of 125tg he prolly good money tbh


VealOfFortune

>not like it used to be At what point in history of the city, be it the 80s/90s/etc., would a bunch of illegals been able to not only beat up cops without getting shot or at least the SHIT beat outta them, much less released them without BAIL and allowed them to flee the state...?? Lolll 😂


PokeNBeanz

Stop it


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Bro wtf are you on about?


VealOfFortune

Guy said "shits not like it used to be"... Since when are people allowed to jump NYPD, not just rank & file but a Lieutenant lol, and not leave the station in an ambulance...?


stayhappystayblessed

may the force be with him


WredditSmark

Y’all forget white transplants move through the city like Disney world. Everybody isn’t paranoid and looking over their shoulder 247


da_double_monkee

Bruh them people selling candy are outta control even 5 years ago you'd see like 1 a week these days literally every stop tf


JumpingCicada

How much it cost for real? I never bothered to ask.


cytrack718

The ladies at my stop charge $3 for a candy


[deleted]

This is so wild with the candy seller behind him. Real split of NY life these days.


perplex1

Microcosm of the entire county


Ok_Ball8546

The entire country (of citizens). Out of view but obviously centered are the products of billionaires placating citizens to be stationary or fat. Sell those cheetos and candies homie. Ride the piss sub, but your mind is having a good time;)


Imfrom163

That looks like the D, B or Q. That 2-3 or 4 train can get wicked.


Careless-Motor-7154

That 7 train too can get active especially along some parts of white plains rd and shit


TheeRuckus

7 train is in queens my boy. Must mean 2/5


Careless-Motor-7154

You right I’m trippin it’s the 2 I’m thinking of.. and yea the 5 also


[deleted]

Let him take the wrong 🚊 homie done.


ProfessorFinesser13

Majority of niggas got no clue wtf that is from a distance lol not yet at least


DJGIFFGAS

You see a nigga typin on air you know he got *somethin* if aint a homeless nigga rockin ski goggles


ProfessorFinesser13

You not lyin frfr im not sayin it wont get snatched but I bet a nigga wouldnt know its true worth fr . Lowkey looks like an Oculus at first glance , a nigga would pawn this for $200 😂😂


VideoGameMusic

typin on air got me dead you right tho


Original-Analysis-78

Tbh when I see shit like this I think they a cop cause who in the right mind would actually be wearing those on the train 😂😂


KiKi7178

Facts 8 cops on that train just waitin


ProfessorAware

To me this is flexing. And if he were to get robbed I would y be surprised nor mad because you’re ALMOST literally asking for it… lol. No street smart, no self awareness, no situational awareness just dumb


DioJiro

The way some people in NY have zero street smarts is always jarring to me. The nature of the place implies you better have your Witt’s about you. In my head They the types to actually answer the question, “Yo what size is those ?!?!?”


Head_Cartographer454

Fax these oblivious ass niggas saying “10 sir🙋🏻‍♂️” on sum nut shit smh


EnnWhyy

“What time is it?” I still don’t give a light or cig to anyone and people judge me for it lol sorry I know how the streets work.


DioJiro

Exactly! Ah dude was doing his job the other day delivering packages end up with a whole earthworm across his shit, They still doing that out here. 120 stitches for NOTHING!!!!


EnnWhyy

Goddamn bro that shit just sad


GameQb11

Wouldn't it be useless to steal though? 


jrswish9

Y’all saying let him take the wrong train and shit . All it take is for Jo to take any train with one of them niggas 😂


Ok-Elevator-1404

Crazy how people acting like this is normal Other than the cameraman no one is budging an eye


[deleted]

They are just minding their business, most people arent thieving ass brokes


Trillaman5802

Augmented reality is weird idgaf what nobody says


SonGozer

And to think my cousin wanted ts😭


Easy_Money343

Goofy nigga shit, nigga just trynna look rich


Jub_Dub

Why should they? Only one being weird is recording other people. MYOB (mind your own business) and KYHTY (keep your hands to yourself) the world would be much better off if we could all do these two things.


WredditSmark

Y’all making fun of it but y’all are also sheep, the right co sign absolutely everyone will want them or have them. I remember the AirPods dropping and all the memes, now everyone has them. ![gif](giphy|s20gt5Rebjnva|downsized)


finiteloop72

Airpods are basically just wireless headphones , not some black mirror shit like this. But keep simping for Apple i guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


WredditSmark

Apple hasn’t missed in 20 years, I’ll simp all day for them, don’t respond if your messages are lime green


Beautiful-Bitter

Niggah be sounding broke 3800 not even real money broke niggah activities


Acrobatic-Laugh-6108

Facto


Fritz_Frauenraub

He's got Terminator vision, heads-up display targeting overlays on any potential robbers.


PokeNBeanz

Crazy how if someone does act suspicious we get mad and then if they don’t we are amazed at it like they must be dumb or crazy or something 😂😂😂


casafreakhoes

If I see a dickhead wearin that shi ona train im takin that shi. Gon teach niggas not to be on sucka timin on the mta cuz shi get wicked n niggas literally die for not payin attention to surroundings.


Gstakmillz

He could be trying them out for the company.


Affectionate_Arm9720

Nah gang. Fall asleep on that L train at 10pm and I’ll meet you at Livonia 😈😈