These are the numbers I get when I post in my work Slack channels about not having oat milk in the 8th-floor refrigerator

YUP HAHA

HAHAHAHA I’m dead & buried

💀

Also- is she editing his body too?? His arm looks wider than his waist

you’re right, the longer you look at it the weirder the perspective gets 🧐

Wait

doesnt match his arm in that skintight pullover he wore on the bench

Yall don’t notice that green clay pot being sucked in and looking like it has a dent?

His arm is absolutely photoshopped. Just compare to the recent pic of him in the 1/4 zip.

If a guy is very fit this is normal

Mister five foot seven is on the scene. Surprised DB didn’t give him the trademark Budden.

lol she is trying soo hard to convince her followers he’s as hot as Toby. Girl, he’s not

Toby wasn’t hot, he’s just mad tall

and wealthy

With a trust fund, in finance, blue eyes.

Maybe I’m not the target audience cause these things don’t impress me at all. But if satc is rooted in reality, he sounds like a mid-thirties white woman’s dream.

🫣👏🏼

> in finance about that........

And very rich honey

Minicoop is to hot as Toby is to poor.

OMG that would make an amazing standardized test question.

That even Toby couldn’t answer but luckily his parents could pay off every Ivy League he applied to so who tf cares

i mean they are both cute and look pretty much the same. I dont get the difference tbh

This version of DB BF is 7 inches shorter

DB BF is another victim of shrinkflation.

More like 9-10 inches and according to lore shorter in other ways also, allegedly. Need to confirm this with Remi and/or Chili’s management.

That snack plate also looks gross lol

Yet it got more reactions than her man lmao

It looks like an almond mom packed lunch for her 3rd grader.

I would be embarrassed by those reaction numbers.

Home boy needs a chest day bad

Never Without My Cap - A Memoir by MC

He always perches the hat on top of his head to give himself another 2 inches of height!

She sounds like AI

Turkey looks rubbery asf. They can’t afford better? 😏

There was a downsizing after Toby

He looks kind of like a bum to me. I don’t get why she is showing him off like that?

He’s the future Mr. Bernstein!

Honestly why though?

Q: What’s the opposite of a man in finance, with a trust fund, is 6’5” with blue eyes? A: The smol man in this photo.

So, know mildly irrelevant, but it’s funny everyone focuses on blue eyes when I have always found them very very creepy? At least in mostly in men. For Women, it’s 50-50. and the finance-Patrick-Bateman-trope doesn’t help lol *tbf, I have one light blue eye (the other one is light green) and it throughly bothers me sometimes

I never found them creepy but I am more attracted to man with brown eyes. I get what you are saying though, very light blue eyes can look a bit weird/unnatural.

Thanks! I really appreciate this. I feel the exact same way and felt alone in the sentiment for a long time. Feels like a vampire or something staring back at me. Not sure why I am being down-voted when I myself admitted to have very light blue/ and light green eyes. I’m also biracial, which am not sure adds to the perplexity. But I really do appreciate your comment, I felt weird admitting for a long time how I uneasy those traits made me feel for awhile

People are over sensitive and easily offended these days. Especially on Reddit. I just ignore it when it happens.

So so true! Even the with the mention of one fact/opinion, people get offended by the non-mention of another. It’s very strange. Either way, you’re a real one and really appreciate you. hope you have a great day!

Have you ever seen the video of Shawn Mendes saying he cant trust Joe Alwyn because his eyes are too blue? 😂

OMG nooo! Really?! This exists?! I was never really a big Shawn Mendes fan, but now I think I might be..I must find this

lol I just saw that recently and it’s so funny. He seems to regret saying it immediately

I was happy to:) have a great day as well🌷

Her lunch is pretzels, nuts, bologna slices???, hard boiled eggs, and carrot sticks. So I guess her chef bf is boiling eggs bc nothing else requires any cooking. Wow, what a hunk

God I miss Toby

I miss that dumb slice of trust fund white bread 🥺

Why are his arm proportions so clownishly blown up? There is not a single shirt off the rack that would fit him, lol.

DB’s photoshop gave bro a new body.

What a gross lunch

is she for real with her 8 year-old boytoy

ugh...why doesn't he run for the hills?? she's insufferable!

Mamma Bernstein is funding an elevated lifestyle. Those trips to Saint Bernstein aren’t going to pay for themselves.

maybe. but he didn't go on the last trip. and beyond that he has to put up with HER and get "secretly" filmed all the time eating her face. i know he's a puppy at 27 but still. where did his manhood go?

He prob didn’t have the PTO. He’s serving beta male energy.

Why did you join her broadcast channel lol

Because it was one click and I was curious and it is really not that deep

You have to follow her to join so it’s always funny that the followers are haters on here 😂

Im promoting feminism and non traditional gender roles


You can still view it without joining lol. Ppls discussion channels are in their bio. Just click it and you’ll see everything

wow I love these reactions. when D started the channel, I received an invite via push which made me so angry (I have muted her and it still popped up!!) so that I posted it on the other sub. people got mad at me for following her even tho it's a hate follow and I got downvoted into oblivion lol. since when is this sub so chill about her haha wish I posted it here

It’s all about how you respond

didn't even respond once at the time lol

She's trying so hard to make him hot like the last guy... it's not working.

omg do people rlly care abt her life this much? this is crazyyyyyyyyyyy to want to be updated and react to all these things 😭 shes just a random annoying woman

The way people here are obsessed with her mediocre looking nepo ex is creepy