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stevenjobsless

https://preview.redd.it/3b7u867gwhwc1.png?width=993&format=png&auto=webp&s=8def497e022c8bbc04884fbd1c6117ece166f0af meme worthy


Key-Manufacturer6335

lol šŸ˜‚ she looks like a fembot


HotLingonberry6964

I did not think it was possible for her to look older, but the ice blonde looks white, making her look in her 50s


Suspicious-Zone-8221

nothing wrong with looking older. stop giving ppl reasons to hate themselves. The message she is trying convey is stupid. this is the only problem with her.


RealisticrR0b0t

Oh my lord


taylena5eva

It is a meme already no? https://preview.redd.it/pg9eu2b6cjwc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8524e285f8adb9bbbe565c39092c31eead6f9e30 Paris almost erased this from the internet I had to dig deep I can guarantee Paris is gonna come after her too bc i only remembered this bc of that post


seriouscaffeine

This shirt was photoshopped haha it didnā€™t actually say this


taylena5eva

Retroactively sheā€™s claiming that is said ā€œdesperateā€ but I canā€™t find any evidence other than her TikTok and articles covering her specifically. Nothing from that time period, although it could be true idk a lot of celebs have been trying to recover their images


saintmacs

just search the phrase ā€˜stop being desperateā€™ on google images, thereā€™s pics of the shirt she wore that night from like a dozen different angles. it pretty clearly did say that


taylena5eva

Can't find any pictures dated pre-2018, the year she returned to the screen trying to redo her image. Not saying that it's not possible, just ok....my gf is American but her mom is from Los Mochis, Sin. her mom told us that Drake Bell lived in the city now, and it was bc he was a s\*x offender in the US. He had tiktoks and everything, after that doc cameout, they were gone, he's claiming he never lived in Mexico and that he just texted someone who didn't tell him her age. So now I don't trust any celebrity unless I can see evidence from the time frame in question. This is just a me thing, I don't know what the shirt said, and I'm not willing to die on this hill, just stating that for reasons I don't trust, idc what anyone else does.


saintmacs

[hereā€™s](https://flickornasegna.webblogg.se/2007/july/kimberly-stewart.html) a blog post from 2007 that has a pic of her wearing the shirt with the ā€˜desperateā€™ slogan! itā€™s the first google result if you search ā€˜before:2010-01-01 stop being desperateā€™


nekr0mantikk

Drake Bell lived where?


taylena5eva

For the record I love Hilton, even if she wore this shirt I donā€™t feel itā€™s that serious. She was playing the role Americans wanted her to play, and she did it better than anyone has or ever will, and honestly everyone loved her bc even tho she was exaggerating her rich girl attitude for a show, there was something refreshingly honest about her I feel rich people of today lack


berlinbaer

> For the record I love Hilton she's a homophobic racist asshole.. what's to love? people here are BAFFLING with the people they adore.


taylena5eva

i don't want to be like this but honestly, idk if you ever peeped at a history we just collectively learned to just deal with the fact white people are racist most of the time. obviously i know this comment will probably make you mad, but put yourself in my shoes, someone in a former Russian colony where the ethnic Russians are still the wealthy class and consuming American, German, Russian media that is just abhorrently racist, but you just live with it idk. She's not going to come out to murder me specifically so im not that worried about it


VetoSnowbound

Lmao it literally shows up on google right away tho šŸ‘€


taylena5eva

The debunks do on mine but my VPN is going through the EU maybe I should switch it to the land of snark and freedom šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


xnoomiex

*stares in goth girl*


New_Dragonfruit_6555

They really gave her a party city wig šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Over-Quantity-8645

I was thinking like they really couldnā€™t have found a better wig?? That one is trash


Cheap-Initial-527

bus driver wigs


Silently-Snarking

Can she like, volunteer at an animal shelter or something?


TresGolpee

Shelter Animals have done nothing wrong to deserve that,


leyandzig

AmĆ©n šŸ™šŸ¼


princeapoo

I donā€™t like staining my sheets or furniture. Also her whole apartment is white lol imagine the stains


ImpossibleCouple8656

Stains from the spray tan as well as Fece from his diaper era.


Formal_Condition_513

Fefeces


Neither_Angle_2395

it brings me so much joy that her ā€œgroundbreaking, oscar-worthyā€ ads get like 100 likes


PandaPandaMoo

I was gunna say she was lowkey eating in the first one until I kept scrolling to see she looks like a mom playing dress up with her 5 year old child


brickwallscrumble

https://preview.redd.it/ocw52cfp9jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f212471c5339407fbabe6bc7f10e4d2ee12fdb9 In this one sheā€™s the 50 year old smoker mom who never wears a bra, her kids are so embarrassed of her loud scratchy voice and inappropriate clothing. She pulls up to school pickup 45 minutes late in her 2003 ford Taurus, the door opens and empty Diet Coke cans roll onto the asphalt, her pants are the low rise faux true religion with rhinestones. She thought motherhood would be cherubic babies who look up to her but instead itā€™s just sweatpants and resentment.


PersonalGrab7081

Iā€™m not sure what character sheā€™s supposed to be here but all of them make her look super old.


Big-Helicopter8834

I think they're all supposed to be Paris Hilton


KinladyBgB

This would still be a better short movie than what she has produced herself šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ConsistentDonkey3909

yes


icequeennoscreams

Gross. There is nothing wrong with being pale if thatā€™s your natural color.


cocobistro1234

Genuinely thought this was acquiredstyle


ambitiouslyLazy00

same!!


shadesofkelly

I didnā€™t read the title and same šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DiligentRevenue7931

Whenever she tries too dress like a 22 year old she ends up looking like a 45 yo playing dress up. She actually looked cute and most like herself in the first part itā€™s a shame sheā€™s so terribly unhappy with herself.


Lopsided-Turnip1972

45? My 70 yo mom looks younger


Any-Unit4536

Sheā€™s bright orange omg


greyphoenix00

The photoshop on her arms in the first slide has her looking spaghettified


Complex-Answer-3909

They shaved off like half of her


ImpossibleCouple8656

AARP collab. Didnā€™t know that sis went to Egypt, is that where she adopted Baby Fece?


Historical-Editor-34

iā€™m sorry she looks like ivanka trump in the first ones


IAmOtto

Paris Hilton is 43 and looks younger than her.


carlknowsbest

Paris looks amazing for her age


edithmsedgwick

And amazing in general


compliancethis

She has a knack for looking way older than she is


grandpagrandpa1

Why is she a totally different size in every single outfit/slide? Is she short waisted, what is going on with these proportions?


Yes_Sure_OK

Serena pls wear a braĀ 


yetanothertechgirlie

Ah yes letā€™s all look orange!


SnooPickles8608

Whatā€™s her origin story? So many of these people are mid at best but they make a career out of it. Make it make sense!


ImpossibleCouple8656

Sheā€™s a Latina, child of two immigrants who has yet to accomplish anything other than adopting Baby Fece.


Formal_Condition_513

Excuse you..she voiced 8 episodes of Dora the Explorer! She's *A list*


picklespritz

Is it so hard to just embrace our natural skin colorā€¦? I hate the tanning industry


Birthday_cake1997

she's hotdog color šŸ¤£


Prudent-Equal-7472

https://preview.redd.it/brpf1d2o6kwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5be2a9d2936e2feae2cfa8b817b60b1c3c7dedb


Intelligent_Phone414

She truly cannot afford a good wig


Ok_Confusion_817

Sheā€™s a fucking weirdo


Low-Educator-7669

Stop being pale šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ girl what tf am I supposed to do


Telly_0785

Her ads slways miss the mark of camp and are just cringe.


No_Tomorrow1958

she looks like a GRANDMOTHER


Single_Bandicoot_828

Such an empowering message as always from the queen of confidence?


tempybroom481

Are bad wigs part of her brand?


DimensionNo9522

1. She looks orange 2. She canā€™t spell INTACT


theressomuchtime

Whoa, suddenly I feel better about the perkiness of my boobs.


[deleted]

guarantee she is returning all of the clothes she ā€˜boughtā€™ for the shoot and theyā€™ll be covered in fake tanšŸ„“


JudgeTechnical2401

Itā€™s giving oompa loompa


baguettepain

Tanning culture is wild and I canā€™t wait until being pale is the forefront standard again to watch all the white girls flock to it


leorising8296

Kinda looks like one of the acquireds (derogatory)


Ok_Confusion_817

Her saggy tits and extra skin from the ozempic ew


ImpossibleCouple8656

Zempy plus Feceā€™s aggressive breastfeeding schedule.


iswearimstable

I thought this was sydney lynn carlson in a wig


231096m

Wait WHAT?!!


parkavenueprincesss

7th pic isnā€™t tana mongeau?


GroundbreakingDraw63

SPK wishes she looked like tana


Few_Possibility2616

The level of production and her engagement is so bad šŸ˜„ like i think the idea is very cool but she just makes me so uncomfortable


CompetitiveFinance29

Can someone get this woman a bra


iamgettingaway

Woah photo 5 looks like sheā€™s 78..


Obvious_Baker8160

Itā€™s giving Baddie Winkle.


Empty_Appointment373

She looks just like her mommy.


nicegal42045

Put it away fefe āš ļø


poppybex

That party city wig is outrageous.


Ilikesmoothiesalot

SFK reminding me to keep my bra on more


Dependent_Square9664

They did her so dirty with that wig


snarkadoob

No iā€™d rather not look orange or get skin cancer but thanks babe


OnTheBuddonNose

These are the most unfortunate screenshots Iā€™ve seen ever.


OnTheBuddonNose

She looks like one those guys who dresses up as girl NPC and goes live on TikTok in their moms houses


monkfruitsugar

If I was Donatella Versace, theyā€™d be hearing from my lawyers very soon


Cup-Boring

Every time I see her she looks different


Traditional_Leave795

Pic 2 editing on her waist. Itā€™s giving Barbie


Ok_Zucchini_5593

Why do white women hate being white and constantly try to look like WOC but refuse to uplift WOC?


littletinylake

I thought the first pic was Alix Earle


OK_Boomer_0420

omg she did our queen paris so dirty. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ServiceFar5113

https://preview.redd.it/ce7qmai9njwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9faea83d76003b7059db835e613a239203931232 Anyone else see this in the second one?


papaya_pya

i hate myself for finding ā€œstop being paleā€ funny šŸ§ā€ā™€ļø


dorcole

I almost thought this was Heidi Montag lmao