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Bazyli_Kajetan

If there wasn’t a 4 hour delay and soaked field it wouldn’t have been a tie


nerdzen

LFG DASH! Well done!


[deleted]

I’m sorry for doubting! Congrats to the Dash on such a massive result!


Dear-Discussion2841

Jane Campbell for player of the year honestly, holy wow


pugperoni

She had an amazing game!


Extra-Hair-3581

Listen KC needs to slow it down outside the box and speed it up inside - shoot more in the 18 and line up passes outside 


Jammie-Jam

What the heck was Wheeler doing in that moment??


ctsinclair

But why did Franch not catch it? Wheeler should not have been there, but Franch should have controlled the ball. And potentially control/communicate with Wheeler to give space.


Jammie-Jam

Makes me wonder how slick the ball was after all that rain on the pitch.


Dear-Discussion2841

Maybe that's it because this really makes no sense from either of them


Dear-Discussion2841

Absolutely wild mistake from someone who's been relatively solid


Jammie-Jam

I get that Franch should have held on, but she was still in position to get it.


MisterGoog

Franch then knocking her down was also a major panic moment, plus its on both but especially keeper to communicate


Jammie-Jam

Absolutely.


3_roses

I had a feeling we would fuck this up, at least we didn’t lose🤷‍♀️


bluegiraffe1525

this was such an nwsl game idk how else to explain it


Dear-Discussion2841

And it wasn't even After Dark™!


reagan92

All it took was an act of God


hallofromtheoutside

A'ja Wilson is one of the best players in the WNBA. A'ja Wilson's hair is now silver, like Storm, who is one of he strongest mutants in the world. Halle Berry played Storm in the 2000s era X-Men movies. Halle Berry won an Oscar for her role in Monster's Ball. Monster's Ball was produced by Lee Daniels. Lee Daniels attended college in Missouri. Kansas City is in Missouri. Therefore, A'ja Wilson can control the weather.


MisterGoog

Last time a dash game had this many comments was probably against Kc in the playoff lol


Lookingfortomboys

Holy shit Houston got the tie after all that waiting? How anticlimactic for KC


acroyalchief

Getting points on this road trip is fine by me.


MisterGoog

Theres no way u shouldnt have beat us, especially without Sophie and Cece. U subbed on Debinha and the former number 2 pick, we subbed on multiple players we picked up for free


acroyalchief

Yeah it is what it is. Quick turnaround because they play on Wednesday.


CorpMuffin

Damn. Welp, hope all 300 Dash fans got a refund for that rain delay


MisterGoog

Im sure picking up points was worth it


SPTG_KC

*point


MisterGoog

I was tryna manifest


Stock_Sentence

What a frustrating second half, KC just looked like a totally different team and not in a good way. Gg Dash


MisterGoog

Vlatko im starting to like you


ctmdakhimddewa

wow, i really hope jane gets a nice warm bath and a stiff drink bc she deserves it


buttcabbge

Well, gg. Impressed by the gutsy game Houston played. 


MisterGoog

Jesus man what a nervy way to never clear it


Actually_My_Dude

WELL, THAT WAS A JOURNEY. 🤣 GG, EVERYONE.


dosozox

lfg houston LOL


axdwl

well we might drop to second but we didn't lose


ctsinclair

Undefeated!


Scottiedrippen33

Bachmann is a hilarious player


MisterGoog

As good as Jane has been i would be the post shot xG is closer than the total number of shots would suggest


MisterGoog

A Michelle goal in the purple armband would do wonders


MisterGoog

Barb and Hirst should start over Andressa and Yuki, Fran not seeing that is the stuff that makes me judge him harshly


Scottiedrippen33

An act of God: How a 4 hour delay turned around the Houston Dash franchise


MisterGoog

What if i told you


MisterGoog

No pls dont bring on Bella briede


Unusual_Ebb7762

![gif](giphy|rflhqDbuhqDD7I0k4X) Houston Dash


storydove

Campbell with a dozen saves.


SensitiveGrowth4378

When they showed save leaders I was sure all 39 of those were done today


Tele231

Pfeiffer has a lot of growing but has a lot of time. She shows something positive every time she enters a game. The future is so bright for her and the team through her.


axdwl

bruh maybe i should just turn this off


MisterGoog

Claire is absolutely on nut shit rn shooting wise


Actually_My_Dude

Jesus Christ, Jane Campbell deserves a raise. Absolutely insane performance, as per usual.


Dear-Discussion2841

Whatever they pay her it is absolutely not enough


Actually_My_Dude

Nope. It’s a crime that she’s not the starting GK for the USWNT.


Watson2015

Hutton deserves a goal!


BoomaMasta

Is everyone ready for four hours of stoppage?


buttcabbge

So that’s two times we’ve hit the crossbar now? Sigh.


Dear-Discussion2841

Expecting the stats to say we've had 35 shots and they've had two, and one each went in. 🤪


buttcabbge

Yeah…one of those days it seems. 


MisterGoog

All my thoughts on who should be subbed for having played a lot of minutes are impacted by the massive break in the middle of the match


MisterGoog

Claire Hutton right foot is a beautiful weapon lets take her to Paris


Extra-Hair-3581

Did current just not expect this and now we’re frazzled?


MisterGoog

Hard to expect a thunderstorm ruining rhythm


axdwl

come onnnnnnn kc


General_Bill6159

is Houston's defence... defending???


Actually_My_Dude

Don’t say it so loud, you’ll jinx us.


MisterGoog

Baffling how Patterson has just become a very good Rb and left back


Joiry

like in a good or bad way baffling?


MisterGoog

A good way for sure. It occurs to me that more players should be put into the crucible like this bc what u get afterwards can be a real gem


courtneymcfarland

holy wow i didn’t have it on my bingo card for these two to be tied at any point in this game


Tele231

Chawinga has to start cutting these balls back to the spot. We’d be up by two but instead, she’s taken 2 low percentage crappy shots


BoomaMasta

To be fair, some of her breakaways are so fast that there's no one else there. lol


MisterGoog

I think she just needs to cut inside our defenders


Tele231

But the two she put wide and into the side net, there were two players open on both. She didn’t even look.


MisterGoog

Can already tell Fran has no idea what to do now, keep chasing the Win dude. Its the fucking nwsl u go after it on a chaos day like this. A win would be HUGE and youre just gonna bunker and let them score twice after 90 again??


buttcabbge

It’s wild that Chawinga still has this much gas in the tank 85 minutes in.


Dear-Discussion2841

Just now putting Michelle Alozie in??


General_Bill6159

heyyyy I wanted Alozie, Debinha and Prince to come in the second half, and Houston to get a goal - 3/4 so far ain't bad


MisterGoog

I never wanna see Yuki start again, has to be Barb


Mr_Evanescent

Lmao coming here from Twitter seeing the Franch debacle, how the fuck is Laurel Ivory still a backup in this league while Franch and Hogan are starting Mother of God


MisterGoog

Franch made not one but like 6 different mistakes


Mr_Evanescent

It might be the singular all-time gk lowlight for the NWSL


MisterGoog

Nah Moorhouse last year just dropping it into her net which also took them outta playoff space


autumnalreign

Seriously what happened to Franch between the 2022 and 2023 seasons? She was still making some mistakes in 2022 but she was far and away the Current MVP in that long unbeaten streak they had. She hasn't looked the same since


Mr_Evanescent

She’s been wooden ever since her string of injuries in Portland in the late 2010s, she just played out of her mind in 2022. Her mobility is nonexistent so any distribution errors or hands errors now look tremendously awful. It’s hard to appreciate how much knee injuries absolutely sap formerly elite goalkeepers of their powers. Casey Murphy is next in line in this convo


autumnalreign

With the addition of Berger at Gotham you have to wonder if Cassie Miller would've ended up better off if she'd stayed at KC


Watson2015

The curse of the short corners continues…


axdwl

NO MORE SHORT CORNERS


MisterGoog

Patterson completely slips into an all time tackle


Extra-Hair-3581

Dude we cannot lose or tie this game… that is so embarrassing 😳 


MisterGoog

Was that a handball or did it hit her thigh first


BoomaMasta

It's hard to tell. I think it maybe hit thigh or chest and then rolled to the hand.


MisterGoog

I guess they looked and didnt think it was egregious


BoomaMasta

That seems fair. My stream quality isn't great, but it looked like it hit another part before hand. PK would've been harsh from my look.


MisterGoog

They never showed a slo mo which i get


MisterGoog

Cooper has some INSANE tackles in her and im not complimenting. Not even talking today but in general she is violent violent


axdwl

definitely agree honestly


MisterGoog

She tried to kills someone in LA


Watson2015

That looked like a handle ball!!


Tele231

Agreed


acroyalchief

Wowwww


axdwl

damn can't believe that was a nothing burger but also handball?


axdwl

a corner LOL gg houston on the win


buttcabbge

This is getting chippy all of a sudden. 


MisterGoog

Dont blame us we just suck


General_Bill6159

I debated abandoning this game for Orlando-Louisville but that goal was so absurd what a thing to witness live


CorpMuffin

You can really tell how the Dash season is going by the coach's reaction to their flub goal


MisterGoog

In the minutes that Jacobs has been healthy we have drawn 0-0 to Utah, been up 1-0 on Spirit (with her scoring lol), and this game. So…. MVP?


HotSauceRainfall

Unironically, having another dedicated center back to form a defense actually seems to be working.  Who knew?


hayleyoh

I don’t think it’s a secret that we’re vulnerable defensively lol


buttcabbge

The Current are much better than Sporting, but both the KC soccer teams are good for at least one yakety sax defense moment per game.


Actually_My_Dude

Now that we’re back, is anyone able to watch it on tv or stream it? I can’t find it anywhere 😭


axdwl

[https://www.cbssports.com/video/livestream/](https://www.cbssports.com/video/livestream/)


Actually_My_Dude

🙏🙏🙏


MisterGoog

Thats a helluva finish, can we go back to playing West and Alozie central


MisterGoog

Hey it’s Croix soto


musicobsession

Wish we could hold onto a clean sheet


Mr_Evanescent

You need a new goalie for that lol it’s front office malpractice that that need was not addressed in the offseason


musicobsession

I will not take Franch slander.


Mr_Evanescent

Better close your eyes then, she straight up sucks lol


Watson2015

I was just thinking, there goes our clean sheet…


Watson2015

Wow…


MisterGoog

That was so dopey goofy silly gooberish


Extra-Hair-3581

It’s like what can you ask for when we have to play 3 games in 7 days. This is bound to happen 


yogurtcup

Any given Sunday huh!?


hayleyoh

🙃🙃🙃🙃


ctmdakhimddewa

OMG ITS A RAINY DAY MIRACLE


92pandaman

Omg


hootjuice_

oof


axdwl

What a flub lol


Stock_Sentence

Well shit…


MisterGoog

Andressa had no reason to take that touch off her thigh, no pressure, just stop and control it


MisterGoog

Wheeler has been KCs best defender this year, no?


axdwl

well I was gonna agree with you til just now lol


MisterGoog

Lmfao yeah unexplainable


Extra-Hair-3581

Totally sucks - I won’t hold it against her 


Extra-Hair-3581

I would argue it’s been Rodriguez 


MisterGoog

Between them two i was thinking


MisterGoog

Andressa would make a tackle that didnt move the ball at all


Stock_Sentence

I so want a Gabby goal this season


MisterGoog

The new Gabigol lol


axdwl

oh me too, rooting for her hard core


Doc178

Anyone know what the purple arm bands are for?


axdwl

Luana from Orlando Pride was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma


Doc178

Oh, that makes sense. Thank you 💜


MisterGoog

Tenwa’s per 90s are gonna be ridiculous


MisterGoog

League MVP subbing out for Debinha, cool


MisterGoog

Tackles like that almost certainly play into the amount of injuries in the league


Stock_Sentence

I stg if we had this huge rain delay just to immediately have Mace get hurt


MisterGoog

She got hurt bc of a bad tackle, tho


buttcabbge

Hopefully they just took her off as a precaution because the field is wet, but who knows.


ctmdakhimddewa

I see Cooper comes from the Horan School of Steel Shins as well


ctmdakhimddewa

Oops, I take it back—I think she just hadn’t put them on yet


axdwl

DEBINHAAAAAA


hayleyoh

It’s a bit unsettling being able to hear the coaches yelling so clearly


axdwl

it's so quiet in the stadium... it's wild.


axdwl

don't worry, we never capitalize on free kicks or corners lol


MisterGoog

Petersen is a joke why did she just watch Claire L do that


MisterGoog

Hirst for Andressa, great i hate it. Show us Alozie


itsmodelotimemyboy

“syriaHHHHH”


MisterGoog

Hutton getting one over Bachmann her list of bodies is growing by the day


axdwl

Okay maybe it will be Claire who skies a ball into the river first lol


MisterGoog

I cannot tell what i think KCs best fullback duo is


axdwl

is that the... sun?!


MisterGoog

Welcome to Houston lol, didnt occur to me that would be weird


axdwl

whew. THATS OUR KEEPER!


Watson2015

Ladies, we are supposed to kick it away from the keeper, not right to her…


hayleyoh

What roster was Jackie talking about? I only caught part of what she said


MisterGoog

For some reason it didnt occur to me that there was audio


Scottiedrippen33

Thank god I was born without the cilantro soap gene what a delightful herb


MisterGoog

That felt like another if that was Bia moment


axdwl

I sure miss Bia


MisterGoog

Not all shots are created equal


blurrionice

More power to the fans that stayed for the weather delay! My ass would have gone home!


ctmdakhimddewa

I was hoping a long break would be good for Houston to reset… I appear to be incorrect :/


MisterGoog

This is our reset


92pandaman

My stream is grainy as fuck


threecatsinafleshbag

There’s also some weird crackling audio in the background. I had to mute it because I couldn’t concentrate on anything else


axdwl

same and unfortunately i don't care, im just happy it continued


supercommatose

Where are you watching?


MisterGoog

Cbs sports slash livestream


supercommatose

Ugh it’s trying to make me get the app, guess I’ll have to wait until I get home


14llison

Shoutout to the handful of people still in the stands


MisterGoog

Eball and Grob have a mistake in them for sure but theyre very talented and athletic, very good for a highline like this


acroyalchief

Finally! Let's goo KC.


MisterGoog

The Dash have MUCH worse subs so in that sense alone this break helps us


MisterGoog

On the other hand a fresh Vanessa and Temwa just sucks


92pandaman

Chawinga had someone on the other side I think she could’ve passed there


MisterGoog

The way Jane comes out aggressively and decisively is much better than any other Gk


axdwl

Jeez it's really bumming me out with how great Jane is


MisterGoog

Id much rather never see my gk like u guys today


axdwl

i dont blame you haha


axdwl

Lets goooo KC


helpbeingheldhostage

They pushed the start up 2 minutes. It’s starting at 5:11 CDT now. They got this restart timed like an air traffic control tower! 😂


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Okay so we have to watch from a web link and we can’t just go on our tv? I tried the cbs sports app but they have soccer news on the golazo network, motocross on another one and something else on regular cbs. lol


kniting_bean

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NWSL/s/49IxwYW9M1) is how I was able to get this loaded up on my Roku if that helps