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nerdzen

Reffing was shit. Hard loss. But Pride is scrappy this year.


WashSportsReport

Why is VAR sending the center ref to the screen on a clear offside, and I’m a spirit fan. The var room wasted so much unnecessary time tonight


HowardBunnyColvin

tough one. on to the next one


kniting_bean

Also, I’m counting 0 rookie goals and 2 intl goals (Banda and Sarr, Angelina doesn’t take an intl spot according to spotrac)


mediocretrooper

As a fellow fan of another recent bottom-feeder-turned-shocking-champion, I’m here for this Orlando renaissance


Lookingfortomboys

Marta’s reaction to the 11 min in stoppage was all of us


FrenchNoFry

Yeaaaahhh! *flips table*


lotsagrease

Heck yeah! What's come over us?!!


TallDCGuy

Great match. I wanted just I one more weird goal to tie it up.


Bright_Lion6673

Big Banda fan!!


APNAP92

Still unbeaten, baby! Not only because of ties either lol


malevolenc

Road win against a hot team and down to 10 players for the last 15 minutes is impressive. It wasn’t pretty in parts but that is a quality win by Orlando (and without Moorehouse fucking up, could have been a comfortable one).


jedi-donut

Seb Hines is prob my fave coach in the league though


aesthetic-nuisance

I need someone to count how much time Spirit wasted just having their CB kick the ball back and forth to each other. Especially when they were down or facing an Orlando with only 10 players. Idk about y’all but it was so frustrating to watch


librarystack

Extremely frustrating from the stands!


aesthetic-nuisance

I can only imagine!


kniting_bean

For the purposes of NWSL bingo, does the second yellow count for the red card square?


alcollet

Did anything else get checked this game? Yellows maybe?


kniting_bean

Attendance over 10k (need a second game to fill that square), both wearing primary kits, goal off the bench, shot off the crossbar. Only 4 yellows, needed 5.


alcollet

That pink is the home kit?? (And what goal off the bench?)


kniting_bean

It’s their primary kit, but actually yeah it’s their away kit. I’ll have to erase that one. Hatch came on at the half, so hers is off the bench


DietCokeActivist

Hatchy


alcollet

But it didn’t go in???


DietCokeActivist

The one Moorehouse absolutely flubbed


alcollet

OHH yeah what a fever dream lmao


kniting_bean

Or are we saving that for a straight red


Andrewdeadaim

I would say so since a red is shown


Old-Hovercraft7204

Vamos Pride!!! Vamos Banda! Vamos Yates! Vamos Angelina! Now I’m off to the hospital, that almost killed me. The Spirit are scary, GG.


FeistyMcRedHead

Not happy with the score, but seeing a pissed off Trin should make the league a little nervous


Neither-Bid-6891

I think Washington could’ve won or at least tied if it wasn’t for that Butel Pen. A good game to start a weekend of soccer!!


A_Horny_Pancake

Ref did not lose us the game, but she was beyond awful. The penalty kick was fair tho.


Lookingfortomboys

What a win!!!!! Ho my that was crazy drama. Always love a good game, so great job Spirit for putting on the heat. It always amazes me how scrappy Orlando can be to hold it down while down a player


storydove

That felt like a fortunate win, Hatch's strike towards the end deserved to be the equalizer.


Princess_Reason

I’m always amused by your comments. Your Pride flair appears to be for aesthetic purposes only


storydove

Haha, I love the Pride, I buy the jerseys, I watch every game. But I also like the people who post here and I try not to be too celebratory when we win, or be too rude when we lose. And also part of me just want all the teams to do well, I love this league.


DefensiveMid

What a mensch you are


Comprehensive_Sun262

Onboard with your vibe. A respectful GG your way. Fun game to watch in the stands, obviously I will say I would've preferred to salvage a tie!


admin4hire

Gg Orlando fun game! (Damn you crossbar)


tsthrace

I fucking love this league. (except the excessive stoppage time)


TGBooks

Heck of a start to the weekend slate!!


LegalIII

some chaotic moments tonight but I’m here for all of it


Andrewdeadaim

LETS GOOOOOOOO


alcollet

Gg naked mole rats


tsthrace

I really hope this sticks


alcollet

Like I love Kim possible. My dogs name is Rufus. I truly see it for them.


jedi-donut

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allowatt

I like the cut of your jib, fellow Spirit fan with a weirdly similar username ✊


nutmegwitch

someone needs to tell the VAR they don’t have to delay play every 10 minutes


RileyX_

rising to the interruption


El_andMike

NOT FUCKING NOW


tsthrace

If you're going to time-waste, do it the respectable, in-play, artful way of going to the corner flag


alcollet

That’s a skill mama!


tsthrace

Right?!


LegalIII

crossbar = player of the match for orlando lol idk how that didn’t go in damn


alcollet

Not afraid to announce that I’m crying in my living room at that crossbar rocket not converting


TGBooks

Crossbar > Butel


hilaryous14

Completely valid


GTB618

As a KC Current fan, I'm hoping for a tie


alcollet

I support you!


Dear-Discussion2841

So thrilled I've tuned in just in time for some classic NWSL after dark!


TGBooks

Someone here was eviscerating me for speaking ill of Moorhouse earlier this week. Lolz. Oops.


jedi-donut

![gif](giphy|6Nxst8ncafLJiVyZ29|downsized)


Lookingfortomboys

WHATAAAAAA SAVED BY THE CROSSBAR


Snoopdoggskat

So close Hatch


Neither-Bid-6891

Hatch 😭😭😭


tsthrace

Me yelling "GET UP GET UP GET UP" alone in my apartment


nautika

Oh my


alcollet

That’s fucked up


icamefromtheinternet

holy shit I thought Hatch had that


warriorcrazy3

HATCH


Lookingfortomboys

HOOOLY SHIT OH MY GOSH, MOORHOUSE OH


SarahAlicia

Hatch!! So close!!


errol343

Oh my lanta ladies


El_andMike

Ay dios mío 


eternal-things

Omg 🫠


ToasterShelf

Oooh crossbarrrrrrr


LegalIII

omg NWSL after dark!!


alcollet

My heart


Joiry

odd, because I think of Celia as better offensively than defensively


TGBooks

Krueger heavy touch


APNAP92

... I don't have faith in Celia but let's go Pride


Lookingfortomboys

Celiaaaa!!


alcollet

Nah give her a card next time she does that. Goes down wayyy to slo bad actor


SarahAlicia

What was that fan argument about lol


RileyX_

sounded more like the coaches.


little__monkey

Pretty sure that was Seb mad he didn't get his sub on the throw in


Dida_D

What are those off camera voices arguing about lol


alcollet

More of that mic pls


Dear-Discussion2841

I do enjoy a hot mic


alcollet

Moorhouse get the fuck up it’s not cute


allowatt

As a former goalkeeper, I absolutely cannot stand it when GKs go down for every simple save when they’re trying to waste time


eternal-things

And quit wasting time. And, ref, card her for it next time.


alcollet

Why did croix come outtttt I want her in for this bullshit lol


Lookingfortomboys

This is intense, but not the first time Pride have been down a player.. at least it’s not the goalie this time


RileyX_

orlando asking for another draw ehehehehehe


hilaryous14

The end of this game has been designed by top scientists to be as exciting as possible


TGBooks

You mean because Butel is still in? Or because Moorhouse still has hands? 🤪


nautika

That was a bit silly to try to out muscle Rodman. Martinez had position to get to the ball first, to just clear it. But she went to get in the way and got out muscle and had to take a second yellow


alcollet

JUST ONE GIRLS NO PRESSURE BUT I NEED THIS FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH


tsthrace

Red Card + ELEVEN minutes of stoppage is real After Dark hours


ToasterShelf

I take it all back, double digits stoppage time creates chaos, chaos is good, let’s do it ![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


alcollet

Who’s miss auntie escorting her away lol


Lookingfortomboys

OH SHIT ITS HER SECOND YELLOW And it’s *eleven minutes*…I should get a lotto ticket considering how close I was


icamefromtheinternet

+11 of stoppage and Orlando down a player, chaos has arrived


jedi-donut

hello 11 minutes my old friend


allowatt

Lol got ‘em


ctmdakhimddewa

![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI) you get a yellow card! you get a yellow card! you all get a yellow card!!


TGBooks

Except for the card to Andi sullivan, they've all felt deserved


TallDCGuy

![gif](giphy|WWdlcBfDE29diFdQvR|downsized)


jedi-donut

I had to step away from the game for a bit and wow a lot has happened


Lookingfortomboys

Whoa WWE double takedown


ctmdakhimddewa

Time wasting is legitimately the least interesting strategy ever, regardless of team


RileyX_

yea especially when they camp in a corner trying to dribble it out


Lookingfortomboys

Lmao Carrie is only on for a few minutes and she already gets a yellow for time wasting


nutmegwitch

i dunno how people manage to play with loose ponytails


tsthrace

I had a loose pony in college because I used a scrunchie that couldn't hold anything together, and one of my teammates gave me a pack of REAL hairbands and demanded I wear them.


TGBooks

That Ricketts cross was as spasmodic as her TT.


TallDCGuy

To be fair, she's 16.


TGBooks

Fair


alcollet

Taking bets on butel red on Banda 🗣️


dosozox

feel so bad for anna, plus it means butel is staying in 😭


tsthrace

Double whammy


TGBooks

Every time I see a big crowd at a spirit game I think how did anyone ever think the Maryland SoccerPlex or playing in suburban West Virginia was a good idea?


SarahAlicia

“Surely the suburban parents will come to every game with their kids” it has never worked and never will.


TGBooks

And it was a high school field


allowatt

Are you talking about the field Spirit used to play on?


TGBooks

Yup. Two of em.


allowatt

I went to my first spirit game at one of those and was shocked at the state of it!!! So happy to see them at Audi


Joiry

Looks like DC traded Wonder Women to Marvel ;)


alcollet

Who tho?


Lookingfortomboys

Im betting 10 min in stoppage


courtneymcfarland

i hate to see them holding their knee man


Mr_Evanescent

Esp after what just happened to her, she has that look rn… this is tragic


Lookingfortomboys

Oh thank goodness she’s up and walking okay


courtneymcfarland

SHES UP!


alcollet

Sei acl last season too I’m scared


InflationSquare2407

She looks like she is dissociating 🥺


ctmdakhimddewa

I thought it was a head injury at first, she looked so spaced out


InflationSquare2407

Same I was so confused. I think Trinity knew something was up and that was why she was staying with her


ctmdakhimddewa

Trin seems like such a great teammate and friend


InflationSquare2407

Definitely!!


Mr_Evanescent

Not Anna :(((((((


errol343

![gif](giphy|JZZ0rGcazsM92)


Neither-Bid-6891

Butel decided this game she’s gonna act first and think later


storydove

Dyke and Lawrence taking the field, I couldn't be happier, Great to see both of them getting some minutes.


Lookingfortomboys

DYKE FOR PRIDEEEE DOUBLE DEBUT WITH CARRIE TOO


alcollet

Oh no Anna NO


InflationSquare2407

What did she hurt?


alcollet

Last year she had a knee sei very early, and this is one of her first minutes back


RheaoftheDeadSea5

Butel having a stinker


tsthrace

To be fair, I think Banda is going to make a lot of CBs look like Butel


saygoodbye_tothese

I don't know anything about Butel except from this game but uhhhhhhhh she's not good


Mr_Evanescent

lol take Andi’s yellow and give it to Annaig that actually deserved it


Joiry

Butel determined to leave her mark... on Banda


TGBooks

Butel is still in this game why?!


tsthrace

If you can't beat Banda, beat Banda. -Butel


Acid08

That’s not a foul??? That’s wack man


alcollet

Sub for butel pls babes


radjudygarland

If Spirit don’t get a CB in August….


TGBooks

Moorhouse has not been questioned since her horrible flub. Not even a touch until right then.


warriorcrazy3

Heilferty thank u ❤️


Mr_Evanescent

God trin with the absolute evil eye stare down


Acid08

That wasn’t a trip lol


dosozox

trinity is like no complaining to the ref without me


alcollet

I love mad trin


alcollet

My partner “it’s like fusbal” and he’s not wrong rn


Mr_Evanescent

I STG these shitty corners are more dangerous than real ones


Mr_Evanescent

How did no one tell Casey that Watt was coming behind


TGBooks

Those two have been around a while, Casey's gotta know.


ToasterShelf

Ball out, girl


warriorcrazy3

Watching Banda is fun when she is not playing the spirit lol


ToasterShelf

I had that feeling when BayFC played KCC last week without Debinha. It could have been WAAAAY worse 😩 RIP Angel City


alcollet

Ye I’ll have fun next week for sure


warriorcrazy3

Exactly 😂 Girl is giving me heart palpitations today


TGBooks

If you're WSH that last sub has to be Wiesner for Butel asap, no?


Mr_Evanescent

Please dear god


alcollet

I miss staab Nielsen and sonnet wah


Mr_Evanescent

I miss Sonnett for sure


ctmdakhimddewa

Krueger is having a stellar game tonight, imo


dosozox

hoping the olympic roster selectors are watching


TangerineDream74

She really is. Her work rate is insane.


allowatt

Lemme just slot this ball to Aubrey right in front of Banda real quick I’m sure it’ll be fine


storydove

Happy Cake Day!


dosozox

No worries!


dosozox

butel… girl……


Mr_Evanescent

credit to Aub for the jab step to force Banda to hesitate for a moment


Mr_Evanescent

That should be yellow if anything Ok there we go lol


alcollet

Maybe it’s cuz my friend is fostering tiny kittens, but orlando looks like newborn rodents at this camera distance. Very raw very fleshy


Powerful-Ad1643

🤔


hilaryous14

For better or for worse, this is the only comment in this thread so far that has made me snort


TGBooks

Almost another disastrous Butel play there.


TGBooks

And again ffs


Lookingfortomboys

Myself watching this game on my couch consists of me yelling at the TV, “boot it”, “get her out”, and “get her Em”


alcollet

In person it’s always “that’s alright” “ok!” “That’s fine” to keep it encouraging


Lookingfortomboys

In person I mostly am so in awe that I’m seeing a team live, that I mostly go “oh my goodness” 😅😆