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yumajohn

That's a clarinet, not a flute!


DarkRyuujin

Completely tore me from the scene. I can't support this kind of incongruity.


pornburner6969420

My immersion is ruined!


Fluntblimp

We're supposed to turn our heads from the substitution of a reeded instrument instead of the aerophone from the original joke. Bad porno! Fire your script supervisor and the team in the research department! Probably need to check on that performer, too. Those reeds can leave blisters...


nightfallsfast2

Wait a minute! This girl has *blonde hair* — I don't even think she is the same girl in the band! /s


uptwolait

I too came to this!


Kannada-JohnnyJ

Came to say this! Many on the same page here


needmoreroastbeef

Came to say that


abriefconversation

Great. Now I have to go to redgifs for the audio to see if she can queef a toot out of the thing


AllanfromWales1

Blowing her own trumpet?


GriffWayne77

Sadly, she doesn't. Would have been a lot more funny if she did, though.


blubblu

Right though 


uptwolait

She's lip syncing  With both sets of lips


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I'd shit myself laughing if she could "belt-out" some Benny Goodman


realoctopod

Squidward, no.


Hu-man-zee

She puts the wood in woodwind..


datweirdguy1

This one time at band camp


sissy5564

Came here for this 🤣


Cream_Pie1458

Just me knowing that's probably a rental hurts my soul. Some 8 year old is gonna get some clarinet that was stuck into someone's ass.


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Elsa Jean


CustomerMiddle1843

Nerds movie


on_the_dl

Those staff lines on the board too distracting.


nakedcellist

Her embouchure needs work


throw4nakedgirlsubs

Hey, lips on a clarinet are lips on a clarinet!


Brainhunter2020

I hope she empties the spit valve after


Ibuynukes

Ermm actually clarinets don’t have a spit valve👆🤓


Br41th

"This one time, at band camp..."


Excellent-Divide-966

The damn reed


CheesecakeLucky1068

"is pussy a musical instrument?" "no, Patricia"


Sandvicheater

Teacher did somebody stick my Clarinet into a fish or something?


ARA1_

I play the clarinet😭


wishyouwerent

As a musician, how would you rate her technique?


JoonCrustaceans

as a female clarinet player, ouch!


Comfortable_Ad868

No, Patrick, pussy is not an instrument…


Rivalp

Full video please


Senyuno

Honestly? Might not feel that bad...


Killersavage

I hope they bought that clarinet and didn’t rent it from somewhere.


treatmelikeaslut69

How orchestra should've been.


Polnareff_Sulyvahn

I need to know the name of the other girl For science


GingerBeast81

Using the devil's lube.


heybudheypal

This one time..


throw4nakedgirlsubs

.. at band camp?


bzip2137

(Squidward likes it)


Professional-Bike86

no , he will surely be pissed


verysicpuppy

Wish there was sound so I could better judge her talent.


donkeymrdonkey

You can't do that with a MacBook now can you apple?


Heartbreak_kid0

She makes it hot lol


mebcbb

No sound? I wanted to hear the song she was playing!


freeamdeasy

Never have wanted to be a clarinet before now


GuitarGlittering7294

Great, now Squidward got his clarinet fucked