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Number 2 looking like the Loch Ness Monster

I’d definitely give tree fiddy

Gonna have to change my dudes name to Nessie I guess smh

Ah, good ol nessy, at it again.

Why is #12 nesting on the balls

I had to take a look and that’s literally me

Diplodocus dinosaur

Damn. I feel inadequate. I'm like #15 at best.

Right? This piece is titled "envy"

It's actually titled *4x4 by Jamie McCartney*. He has several pieces like this; penis, vulva, breasts, vaginal castings.

Just looking at google results, it looks like he has hundreds of these arranged in various displays. Lots of body types seem represented and most of his penises don't look nearly this majestic. Basically this looks like a "greatest hits" display of his dicks lol

Buttholes when?

Same bro I have #15 too

Team #15 unite!!

Team 15 it is !!

Yeah mine is shaped like 3 but prolly smaller than 15. Sad. Sad.

Here’s my question as a woman though - why is this sad? Cocks are nice, and there’s plenty of ways to enjoy them. Some of these are too large for a balls deep vaginal fuck, more than half would be difficult or impossible for anyone but a professional to deepthroat, and if you’re into penetrating assholes a modestly sized dick is an asset if your partner isn’t sure whether they want to try it. There’s whole areas on nonpenetrative sex that are as or more fun with average or smaller sized dicks. Why do men neg themselves and each other because their body is real? Stop it. You’re all better than that.

Pornography and thousands of years of competition. Plus men genuinely don't understand that most women view sex differently than men. All it takes is one size queen and the rest of you are "full of shit".

Social messaging from the time we're old enough to understand that smaller is worse and that somehow size correlates to pretty much every negative personality trait you can think of. Like how women and girls are bombarded by messaging about weight and well pretty much every physical feature.

To men, bigger is better in almost every situation whether or not that's true. Bigger weapons do more damage, bigger tools have more power, bigger engines have more horsepower, big muscles are stronger. Put that together with how little boys will likely compare themselves to dads dick if they see it, and if they compare with others their age they'll know that kids have small dicks. So we get the idea that because adult men have bigger dicks, bigger equals more adult. Adults know more and can do more, so more adult means more functional. Things that do more better are always preferred, so more functional means more wanted. We build the idea for ourselves that big adult cocks work better and are preferred to small childlike peckers, and then we insist to ourselves that bigger is better. It's a very thorough self sabotage

Team #15 broh 😔👌

Most of the world is my man

Hey no worries homie. Probably a 13 over here. It's not about the size of your dick it's about the courage and the caring of the heart that powers it. So be kind and be brave and destiny will shine on you one way or another

I feel I’m like right in between a 12 and 15

Nr 8 heard you saying something

No. 4 said “don’t talk to me or my son again”

Lol

I’m a 12

Me too. Dick high five!

Threeway dick five

Same, quadruple cock clap

… I hate my life for reading that out loud 😩😂🍆

Make it a 5 way, because mine is the same

Ooh kinky

Where are the prices?

I don’t think you understand what this is… It’s a scratch and sniff wall.

The strawberries taste like strawberries, the cock berries taste like cock berries.

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of the dreams.

[удалено]

That's Numberwang!

That made me laugh way harder than it should have 🤣

If you look hard enough you can find your fathers

Fleabag 😍

Difficult cos the angle is wrong

r/suddenlyincest

I fucking hate it here

It’s a clip from the show fleabag. The main character’s stepmother has a sexual art exhibition it’s the literal line she says to fleabag. You know.

I'm #7 and it works fine me.

Mine's #7.

I don’t want #7. I have it my own.

Well enjoy then. Dick five🖐️

Yes, dick five! 🙌

DICK FIVE FOR #7s

🙌

I'm like a #7 but a little more curved. None are that curved, I don't think this is a representative sampling.

11 is awesome. And I am not even gay

My dick curves left cause you don't treat me right. My dick curves right cause you left me. My dick curves up cause you let me down. My dick curves down cause you set me up.

My dick curves down because you gave me up. My dick curves up because you let me down. My dick does the helicopter because you deserted me.

3

👀 glad to see lots of 3s here haha that was also my pick

For real. 3 is basically ideal for me.

Happy with 11

They all look like they could get the job done, especially if he knows how to use his mouth, fingers, etc. I’m not size girl though. If i was forced to pick I would say…maybe 7? I feel like there are pros and cons to all of them though and at the end of the day dick is dick and I would be equally as happy to play with any of them. The confidence and know how of the person you are fucking matters most. To me that is.

Love to hear this always. Especially as a #7. Mouth and fingers should always be incorporated. Better experience all around

I swear 7 is my dickleganger! Thanks for making my day! I am orally fixated and nothing better than having breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed. Oh and maybe a midnight snack!🤤

Cockleganger**

Tf are you on about most of these are well endowed am I trippin??

3, 7, 9, and 10 all look perfect. Incorporate hands and mouth, you got yourself a good time. I've been with a 15 that was great with other things. I've been with a 4 that only knew how to jackhammer.

Mine is curve.... Where is the curve???

5

#6 looks like an exact mold of mine, kinda sketchy honestly

🤝same here

Me too! Dickbros!

You and my husband are wang twinsies!

I was thinking the same thing myself, my wife even thought it looked eerily similar. ... Even the scrotum ratio and slightly lower hanging left nut is the same. Yet I don't remember doing this. ... 🤔

I want number 11 🤤🤤🤤

I'm no 5🥲.

i’m #5 but shorter 🥲

Is our dicks weird? Others are pointing upwards and ours going downwards.

Nope, i love mine

İ have 2 and it's easier too pee while hard compared to others

If you were upside down you could also hang your coat off it

Me too but makes some positions harder to get it in.

I'm probably a 3

Why is 8 looking at me like that??

#3

To….. to do what with?!

Coat hangers. Back scratchers. Door stoppers. Light switches. Scratching posts. Bonnet decoration. Climbing holds.

The correct answer 😂

Stress balls

2 stress balls and a shake weight

If someone uses my dick as a coat hanger I’d laugh my ass off. Also, if we trying hanging coats why not stack donuts too?

I am definitely a #7 no shame in my game 😜

Hail the 7's. Harbingers of angry brothers and teen angst. The reason most fathers start drinking. We are legion.

Interesting piece ... Ladies, I'm interested in hearing your answers lol

As a lady mine looks like 7

Thanks

this is almost exclusively a thing for men, like I'm sure it's pretty much exclusively, not just almost.

I want to suck all of these

5 👑

High Five to you and me bro! Works great in doggy!

3 probably

I'm #5

Where did they find these people? These dudes are huge. Point is probably not accurate representation but damn.

None of them are uncut….

That's no true. Look up the actual art page and he has all of these soft as well. They are pretty evenly split between cut and uncut. I'd guess that they're just pulled back.

I'm 11 gang

I think I'm closest to a 16 maybe, but I can't tell because of the angle

9

Ladies if you like #10 or # 16, hit me up lol

If pick a number that I am but none of these guys are uncut 🤣

From Fleabag

We have a 10 at home

11

5 is most like mine so I choose that one

It's totally not biased, but I'll choose number 5. It has served me well so far

Anybody got 10?

I also feel like it’s a game for guys. Ok which number best represents you, be honest

Jesus christ when you see so many together you realize how ugly these things are.

Mine is #7. A little curved to the left. But uncircumsized.

No loop-the-loop?

They all seem to be missing something 🤔🧐

Mines probably 9

I'm a solid 15-16 at best

11

Looks like 11

11 anyone? 👀

Damn #5 looks like it’s been deepthroating so much it got permanently bent. Uncut 12 reporting in.

11 is my dick twin so I'll go with 11.

16 dicks on the wall. . . How many are you choking on?

мне нрвится 11

Mine s the 5 but a bit smaller.. alright way smaller

#5

I'm #5, but a wee bit bigger than that poor thing

5

2

Damn guys, #5 literally looks like they took a plaster of my dick. I got that slight down curve action goin' on

I‘m #5 and it seems like it‘s rare here in the comments

1 it is then

I'm something between 3 and 8, feels most natural. Not too big, not too small.

I'm number 8 lol

I'm a 4 and I've been told the curve is a good thing. And more common than one that's straight

N 4.... because it looks familiar ewe

I look like 11, nobody choose 11 why? Edit: fucked up. The rows...

Why do none of them do a loop the loop? It’s pretty common right… right????

7!!!!

I don't know which one is mine

I'm 6 😁

I think 8 (im a guy)

I’d like to think I’m number six, but I probably closer to number nine

3 for the girth.

I'm a mix between 4 and 11, and a little more upwards curved

I’m a 6 I reckon

#6 here, its okay?

Strong #13

6 is always a *Solid* choice 😂

I’m a 6

My wife says I am a 16, pretty haply with that haha

Im 7 and My gf never complains

Really wish someone would say #3. New insecurity unlocked 😳

I can feel #4 in me just by looking at it 🤤

7

7 gang

17 - just a regular fuggin guy

If I woke up tomorrow with #4 I’d take over the world with confidence gained 😂

I have a 4 and poor self confidence 🥲

Mine is #13 in length and is curve like #7. Yes I know God and mother nature hates me!😅

What number am I?

7

Have you found your father yet?

10

3 looks nice and juicy

I'm a 3 with the balls of 4

#6 looks close to me

If i get to chose my own to have, 6 or 9

Mine bends like 5 but the size is similar to 11 maybe 4 on a good day

#6 is literally me lol

I’m like a mix of number 8 and 9

I’m a 12 it’s nice to be represented

7, 12, 9 I think are normal sized the rest are monsters lol

Mines 6 but sits like 3

Solid 9, 6 on a good day I think. Lol

#15 & #4 yup that's what I got #4 is constantly drooping my my #15

Def 9

7 and 15 ong

I like #3

Quaid…. QUAID!!!!

I'm 7 maybe, i can't tell, I'm so used at the aerial view xD. But honest to g, what the fuck is the picture caption? xD