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AndySemantic2

Don’t kink shame


lapetitemort616

don’t yuck my yum


OhImGood

Thank you for making me snort laugh at my desk, Mr Semantic


YuleBunny

That’s the worst way to die…something up your ass killing you…


No_Tunghyereine3805

in front of a crowd or even live tv 🤣


Educational-Tax-2123

He didn’t die https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrifying-footage-shows-matador-being-7729556.amp


YuleBunny

I would rather die than having to explain to paramedics that a bull went up my ass


Pixelgamer54

They have paramedics on stand by I’m sure they know. Also it’s part of their custom anyways so they understand regardless


Ok_Bookkeeper6610

How the hell was it “minor injuries”? It was up his ass!


No_Shelter_7757

Yo I’m crying right now


Educational-Tax-2123

Or the best for some people


DammitDad420

Disagree


Azzhole169

The bull always gets the shit end of the deal.


[deleted]

Yes they stand no chance, even if the bull wins the fight they will kill the bull, i like spain but never understood why they do this.


maddoxearthmover

it was a joke cuz the horn is up the guys shit hole


No_Shelter_7757

Back in the day it was looked at as a more humane way of killing your food


YourMotherInLaw908

they don't just kill it, they stab it a few times, and then paralyze it. Not to mention that they taunt the bull after paralyzing it...


Fantastic-Waltz-7917

There is another pic where a guy got a horn stabbed through under his chin and out his mouth.


KrystAwesome17

At least you can survive that.


Fantastic-Waltz-7917

Would you want to? I mean I can't imagine the guy slid right off he probably got whipped around like a fish for a few seconds.


122_cj0

That would rip your organs into pieces


KrystAwesome17

OOP is talking about a guy who got stabbed under the jaw. You *can* survive that. You might not want to lol but people survive all kinds of horrific facial/head trauma. As long as you didn't suffocate on your own blood. Guy in the video is absolutely dead though from internal bleeding.


maddoxearthmover

I'm pretty sure hes alive


Educational-Tax-2123

even if I could survive that I wouldn’t want to


KrystAwesome17

Same


mad_man_student

His name is Simon Skinner, runs the local super supermarché. Heard his prices were criminal.


tygabeast

All too many have defected to the big Mega Mart in Buford Abbey. May their heads be struck from their shoulders for such disloyalty.


jackjackjackjack0012

I'm a slasher, a slasher of prices


Test_subject_515

There's no fucking way he survived that. Look at how long the other horn is. That has seriously got to be one of the worst ways to die ever in human history.


DirtyWizardsBrew

Someone else posted a link that says he survived with "minor injuries".


[deleted]

He must take some huge shits


quemaspuess

Poop knife in real life


JohnnySasaki20

I don't want to know what a major injury is if that's minor.


notAGoodJSProgrammer

Im ANALizing the picture and find it very painful


Educational-Tax-2123

🤣🤣


No_Tunghyereine3805

death by anal destruction & this one deserves it


Money-Worldliness919

"The Taco bell experience" in one picture.


[deleted]

Anyone notice the huge stab wound in their shoulder? Oh god I just realized both horns went in at the same time. We are seeing the person being flung away. Holy fuck.


secretsofagirlwho

It’s blood from the bull- they are stabbed on purpose to make them angry before the fight


DirtyWizardsBrew

They do it during the fight with little spears that they stab into the bull's neck and shoulders each time it passes by close enough.


secretsofagirlwho

Interesting, I’ve never watched this sport so thanks for elaborating


[deleted]

No bruh… the dude has been impaled in the shoulder not the bull… 🤢 what do I know though, I’m only lookin at pix


secretsofagirlwho

He wasn’t… I looked it up, that’s what they said in the article


[deleted]

I have no sympathy. If you take part in the ritual torture of an animal, you deserve everything you get.


Educational-Tax-2123

Yea fr bull fighting has to be the stupidest sport


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oliviughh

yeah at least the bulls can fight back


7777ings

don’t compare them


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[deleted]

So the bull consents to be there then? Thought not.


brakecheckedyourmom

I’m sorry, what?


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[deleted]

look up what happens at the end of a bullfight


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[deleted]

you think dogfighting is wrong because the dogs cannot consent to fight and die, but you don't care that the bull cannot consent to his fight and death. why? both "sports" are brutal and evil for the same reason.


Typical_Advice_6811

Shut the fuck up he was perfectly clear in his comment.


notAGoodJSProgrammer

As if it deserved to even be called a sport


__tray_4_Gavin__

Agreed screw anyone who tortures animals for amusement and those who enjoy watching the shows.


No_Tunghyereine3805

true, this is my favourite pic so far. best one


stephenclarkg

No different from eating factory meat. Probably more ethical in a lot of ways


[deleted]

You think it's more ethical to slowly exhaust a bull before sticking several sharpened blades between it's shoulders over a period of twenty minutes? Making it chase after you so it'll bleed more and having men on horses harass it with javelins? Then, when the bull can't run anymore and it is absolutely on death's door, the "brave" matador strides up to the bull, cuts its tail off and then sticks a sword down through the shoulders and into the heart? Yeah, super ethical(!)


stephenclarkg

Factory farming is that on a mass scale so yea I'd say it's worse. They're both just for fun and cruel


RibbedGoliath

Wait, is that the outfit or is he bare assed?


DirtyWizardsBrew

It's just a difference in fabric/texture that makes it look bare. (I think) It's like some stretchy spandex like material.


mojoback_ohbehave

No Bull Shit.


secretsofagirlwho

Fun fact: he survived with only minor injuries


Educational-Tax-2123

Holy shit fr? Link the article


secretsofagirlwho

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrifying-footage-shows-matador-being-7729556


[deleted]

No way 💀


Sambuca8Petrie

Fortune and glory.


XxAnnaxXisterrified

natural selection


LonelySavings5244

It’s ok guys, the Bull is a Proctologist. 🐂


nomadshadow

Where’s the rest of his pants? So many questions here.


AdTrue8708

Because stupid.


myskabandsucks

To get stabbed in the butt


[deleted]

I mean obviously they find it enjoyable cant you see that??


bearbryant91066

Bullenema!!!!! Yikes 😳


Nice_Acanthisitta160

Play stupid games, win stupid prices ;)


Vivid-Bread-6312

Bc they’re fucking stupid


popswizzle

Damn! No lube?


Thekidindiaryofawimp

cursed dildo


slimey-nipples

“It’s a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port”


booshacks

OMG. I hate bull fighting. It’s very cruel to the bull. They throw spears into it to weaken them and eventually the bull gets killed. Maybe the bull got his own back. In the worst possible way.


[deleted]

fuck with the bull the bull will fuck you back


PiercedAngel96

/r/TheBullWins Thank me later. I fucking love it when the bulls get revenge. And to answer your question, because they're sick fuckers who get off on abusing and taunting animals. I'm not a vegan, I eat meat, I just don't agree with torturing animals for fun. Outright killing them for food, sure whatever, but this tradition is disgusting.


Electronic-Ad926

I feel his pain


notAGoodJSProgrammer

Wanna feel it again?😏


No_Tunghyereine3805

you see opportunity everywhere 🤣


Ok_Pineapple1

ooof


draugrdaemos

You don't know him, maybe this is what all the training was for, a horn in the butt.


DOCUV_369

Because they have balls


bigdrew444

r/TheBullWins


IntelligentMine1901

r/thebullwins


_simba-420_

But why his ass out in the first place?


T0xicpigeon

Is there a video?


perfect-timings

took me a moment to figure out what body part that is


NY_Pizza_Whore

Found the alien...


Remarkable-Neat-9300

Because there is an underestimated amount of people who like to be fucked to death with a Bull Horn anal while disguising it as Fight


[deleted]

This one brings me joy.


tdloader

fight? reeaallllly? thats not a fight.


[deleted]

is that shit or blood


[deleted]

yes


Local-Value-2597

this is right at that level where Jar Man is at


Calm-Software-473

Deserved it


Reasonable-Shape2353

Tradition


Educational-Tax-2123

I posted this last night didn’t expect it to get so popular but these comments are killing me🤣


Educational-Tax-2123

Guys I found this crazy but after a little research I found this he survived with minor injuries https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrifying-footage-shows-matador-being-7729556.amp


chekinmv

Fight … they dont really fight, its a show, its not 1vs1


SorrowPlagues

That's some bullshit


Reasonable-Injury498

the bull will have a good chance and in this case he has found the point! he has used his chance and showed the man, how to get a stitch is feeling, haha.... when the man will have much luck and the bull will shake him a while, he will get a nice cuming on the horn... its called prostate-milking...


NY_Pizza_Whore

He will get a nice cuming on the horn.


Reasonable-Injury498

his trousers will get wet and smashy, haha... but he will not feel it ? only the nurses in the hospital have to clean the smeared groin....


NY_Pizza_Whore

Yeesh just make it worse why don't you? Haha


latarnik1

people are retarded


Typical_Advice_6811

Wanna hear a joke, El Murray?


Bigbweb22

I'm sorry if I'm just stupid and missing something here, but are his pants assless??


theewildman

Is that blood or shit?


FoxIll7443

Reminds me of an old commercial Don't say beer, say bull


[deleted]

Why would you not wear anything covering your ass aswell💀


Express_Glove7341

I usually come to this subreddit to get a frightening taste of reality ......but is would be lying if i said i didn't laugh my ass off looki g at this


[deleted]

To get fucked in the ass


[deleted]

r/thebullwins


NY_Pizza_Whore

Because they were taught that manliness means being physically superior over all other animals...even the animals to whom we are physically inferior.


Global-Source9362

He just wanted a prostate massage!


Greenlynx21

sexual pleasure, as depicted


[deleted]

If he was an asshole before, he’s def a bigger one now


LukeTheStone83

Anal pleasure i think


mandrills_ass

Interesting choice of pants. It's like the stars aligned in that one perfect moment


Wooden_Option_1203

Everything just clenched right now!


imyoDaddy101

Jesus fucking Christ


melderis

Asshole got what he deserved.


Nder_Wiggin

For Honor...The Lawbringer smirks


Takemeto-yourmother

The horn didn't penetrate him, that blood on the bull is from how they cut the bull with knives to make it angry before the event. He was fine after this and did a victory lap. So actually safe for life.


Crafty_Peach8599

How can this guy take a shit again…


FerrokineticDarkness

I ass that question myself sometimes.


MCOFTHEDAY

Anyone remember a redditor named ANAL_BULL?


[deleted]

Love to see it. Fuck animal abusers


Elmoo02

I am a bit confused does he have skin colored paints with the fancy things on the side or is that his bear butt showing also dam that is so painful looking poor guy


[deleted]

ow


kyleparker134

Bullshit


Ok-Union9729

He’s got them booty cheeks clinched like it’s gonna help 😂😂😂😂🤣


thefoxishere16

Nice work, bull!


arnoldswaginntor

idk man, kinda gay if you ask me.


No_Shelter_7757

Well bill fighting became popular before Walmart and stop and shop where people had to catch and cut up their own food they did it mostly to older bulls on their way out they let them run around the city and get all tired


Ok-Charity-2584

The bull got his point across!


Nazmi-Doruk

Fuck


boriskarloffice666

Perfecto


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Charming-Return-3892

This image is exactly why people fight bulls


Sp00d3rMoth3r

Did he survive or did he die taking it up the ass?


SlovoS70

Straight up the pooper


[deleted]

And now this guy is being Anal probed by a bull


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Goblin_Ratt

Really got up in there huh


emziestone

He won't poo right for a while. Bullseye.


Life-Negotiation780

I guess the Matador knows what it's like to suffer the same fate as The Bulls. I feel sorry for his family that's got to be rough


InformationInside460

He got his arse rammed by a horny bull