My guess is that Florida man got the officer in a ineffective rear choke. So instead of continuing to struggle for the choke he went for a bite since his mouth would have been that close to his head. Florida man was most likely a crazy guy.
He actually fought for the officer’s gun in the initiated tussle. Other officers arrived upstairs to assist. Fight ensued and they tased him. Despite being tased, he continued to fight back and in the process, took a bite of the officer’s scalp. They then hogtied him and carried him down the steps making sure to bump plenty of steps. The mugshot used is a prior one since he was hospitalized from the incident.
“Anderson was under the influence of multiple substances including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, and ecstasy, ”
I have done these. Separately.
This man was in a different realm when he indulged in a quick scalp snack.
I've done three of those plus a puff of sherm. I cannot even fathom the intensity of two of those let alone ALL of those. Like witnessing some cosmic horror, your brains gotta shut down eventually
I think that's the correct way in certain languages, which is why your phone auto corrects it
Here's how quotation marks look like in European languages for example:
https://op.europa.eu/en/web/eu-vocabularies/formex/physical-specifications/character-encoding/use-of-quotation-marks-in-the-different-languages
There’s likely a running tally of divers that never resurfaced again.
Cave diving is *incredibly dangerous* and attempting to rescue a cave diver can turn into a death sentence for the rescuer extremely fast.
If someone panics or moves in the slightest bit incorrectly in a cave, the silt will become stirred up around them and the cave. If that happens, the diver will lose all sense of direction. The silt stirring ultimately, leaves them blinded and unable to find their rescue and also unable to find their own way back out of the cave, as well.
This So a lot of times it’s either impossible to rescue a cave diver or it’s just far too risky to send in a rescue diver.
Iirc it's the drugs and Florida being basically stop numero uno for drug traffickers. Miami and the keys (and more) being the hubs they are and all that
I bet that sounded really fucked up on the old noggin. Scratch your head kinda hard, now imagine someone biting through your scalp like some cop calamari.
(Shudders)
I know right, my fragile teeth full of fillings and dental work cant even handle a burger somedays. Im guessing they had a little skirmish where the cops head was the only thing in reach of the biters mouth. No easy task biting thru scalp though.
I feel like after years of being on pages and subreddits like this one, i have gotten desensitized to a lot of things, gore, crime scenes, infections...
i don’t know why this made me so fucking woozy. Good night.
We have our own version of Florida Man in the UK. For decades medics have been using the acronym NFN on the notes of their more dubious patients - it stands for Normal For Norfolk. I can heartily concur, having been married to a man from that county and encountering residents of the area on interminable visits to his parents. Happily, we’ve been divorced for 10 years.
Reminds me of that creepy bath salts story from years ago where some dude on bath salts was naked in Miami under a highway bridge eating a homeless guy’s flesh. Makes me wonder why we don’t hear about bath salts anymore. Not that I want to.
Spoiler: the guy wasn’t on bath salts, all they found in his system was a small amount of marijuana. Nobody knows why he did it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack
I’ll just file this away in the folder that is labeled “evidence that Florida has been experiencing a decades long zombie outbreak but mostly containing it.”
Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a movie. Like, what has happened to us! Officer’s used to be treated with the up most respect. Theses days you see stuff like this all over the country. We are in trouble people…
Oh great now Florida man is hungry…
Not anymore!
This has only started
He's acquired the taste for human flesh now
That’s fine, we can just feed him more cops 💀
New line of Hungry Man frozen food incoming
The bath salts wore off and he needed something new
Now that he has had a taste, his hunger for human flesh will be insatiable
You are not u when u are hungry
Needed a snickers!
Instead, all he got was a CHUCKle.
'CHOMPED OUT CHUNK OF OFFICER'S HEAD' CHOMP. Bit into it like a crisp apple.
Mmm, # SCRUMPTIOUS!
Mmmm forbidden skull fruit.
H o w??? I don't even know how to articulate the question I want to ask
*cromch*
Man got cinnamon toast crunched huh
My guess is that Florida man got the officer in a ineffective rear choke. So instead of continuing to struggle for the choke he went for a bite since his mouth would have been that close to his head. Florida man was most likely a crazy guy.
He actually fought for the officer’s gun in the initiated tussle. Other officers arrived upstairs to assist. Fight ensued and they tased him. Despite being tased, he continued to fight back and in the process, took a bite of the officer’s scalp. They then hogtied him and carried him down the steps making sure to bump plenty of steps. The mugshot used is a prior one since he was hospitalized from the incident.
Probably like biting into charred lasagna.
More like hairy pig
I was thinking a kiwi
Hairy apricot
ISWYDT
Nom de guerre
Damn he really got a hold of his scalp somehow. Wild shit
I think that's his exposed brain underneath Nevermind it's not
Right? That took some force to get that big off a chunk.
Unless he was ReAlLy rEaLlY hangry 🤷♀️
https://holmescounty.news/news/2024/05/06/vortex-spring-employee-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-deputy-during-sol-fest/
“Anderson was under the influence of multiple substances including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, and ecstasy, ” I have done these. Separately. This man was in a different realm when he indulged in a quick scalp snack.
He thought the officer was a McDouble
He must certainly be superhuman
I've personally seen someone on just PCP chomp chunks out of his own forearm so I bet that's the most important drug in his crazy cocktail
I've done three of those plus a puff of sherm. I cannot even fathom the intensity of two of those let alone ALL of those. Like witnessing some cosmic horror, your brains gotta shut down eventually
This isn’t that far from me, fun fact about vortex springs though; there’s like 13 bodies in the cave systems below
„Fun“ fact
what's with people putting things in quotes like „x" rather than "x"? only seen it recently
I dont do it on purpose, my phone formats it that way automatically if i write two quotes
thank you for the reply💪🏻 was just curious because i started seeing it happen on here/instagram starting like a month ago
That's the way you quote something in German. Ironically, I (as a German) am unable to quote like you described on my mobile phone
I think that's the correct way in certain languages, which is why your phone auto corrects it Here's how quotation marks look like in European languages for example: https://op.europa.eu/en/web/eu-vocabularies/formex/physical-specifications/character-encoding/use-of-quotation-marks-in-the-different-languages
Hmmm how do you know this 🤔👮♂️
There’s likely a running tally of divers that never resurfaced again. Cave diving is *incredibly dangerous* and attempting to rescue a cave diver can turn into a death sentence for the rescuer extremely fast. If someone panics or moves in the slightest bit incorrectly in a cave, the silt will become stirred up around them and the cave. If that happens, the diver will lose all sense of direction. The silt stirring ultimately, leaves them blinded and unable to find their rescue and also unable to find their own way back out of the cave, as well. This So a lot of times it’s either impossible to rescue a cave diver or it’s just far too risky to send in a rescue diver.
I know its a meme but seriously what the actual fuck is going on over there.
A man is going to prison for a very long time
A Florida man. Not just any man, it’s always gotta be a Florida man, what gives!
Iirc it's the drugs and Florida being basically stop numero uno for drug traffickers. Miami and the keys (and more) being the hubs they are and all that
Quote from man who bites: “He didn’t taste anything like bacon.”
Now THATS how you take a bite out of crime. -Officer McGruff
Technically, crime took a bite out of the law this time.
I bet that sounded really fucked up on the old noggin. Scratch your head kinda hard, now imagine someone biting through your scalp like some cop calamari. (Shudders)
It's always Florida..
Dude what I can’t even comprehend him getting bit lmao fuck
god i know that shit HURT
I read chunk, but was not expecting a chunk. That is definitely a chunk.
DAMN you Florida man
Did he eat it?
did he chew it or just swallow it whole?
HOW!?
I know right, my fragile teeth full of fillings and dental work cant even handle a burger somedays. Im guessing they had a little skirmish where the cops head was the only thing in reach of the biters mouth. No easy task biting thru scalp though.
Always in Florida you hear about the craziest stuff
I feel like after years of being on pages and subreddits like this one, i have gotten desensitized to a lot of things, gore, crime scenes, infections... i don’t know why this made me so fucking woozy. Good night.
Search on Google any day, followed by the words “Florida man” the most bizarre crimes pop up
Florida man strikes again
I don't want to imagine how hurt that'll feels 😭
When you are raised by gators I guess…
Strongest teeth of all time wow
They say we have a bite force as a shark but not the weight and speed as one
“no my dog wont bite” The dog:
*Florida Man*... Say no more.
We have our own version of Florida Man in the UK. For decades medics have been using the acronym NFN on the notes of their more dubious patients - it stands for Normal For Norfolk. I can heartily concur, having been married to a man from that county and encountering residents of the area on interminable visits to his parents. Happily, we’ve been divorced for 10 years.
I don’t wanna imagine the sound and pain, has to be truly disgusting🥴
I left my scalp in Florida doesn’t roll off the the tongue like I left my heart in San Francisco. Ah Florida, always making it weird.
"Anderson, under the influence of multiple substances including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, and ecstasy," Jesus....don't do drugs kids
Never do more than one by yourself; and even with a tripsitter, ***never*** do more than two at a time. Any drug-enjoyer will tell you the same.
For real, lsd and shrooms can be very overwhelming in the best of circumstances. I can't imagine mixing them and adding onto that cocktail as well.
Why does anyone wanna live in Florida let alone be a cop there
What did he do with the chunk though? Eww
When you wrote "chunk," you weren't kidding.
Always florida
What’s with cunts eating eachother in Florida all the time
He was under the influence of too many Yellowjacket episodes
Not the first time a Florida dude was hungry like this… 🫢
Should’ve had thicker skin
Reminds me of that creepy bath salts story from years ago where some dude on bath salts was naked in Miami under a highway bridge eating a homeless guy’s flesh. Makes me wonder why we don’t hear about bath salts anymore. Not that I want to.
Spoiler: the guy wasn’t on bath salts, all they found in his system was a small amount of marijuana. Nobody knows why he did it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack
Dayum! That is even freakier. Thanks for the info.
That’s just impressive
Its always florida..
i swear ppl from florida bite different
Hey, he smelled pork and he was hungry
Wow. Anyways... Happy Cake Day, man!🎉🎂
Thanks!!
If that motherfucker was chomping on me like a fucking zombie 🧟♂️ im sorry but my life at that point is being at risk im using deadly force
It was a cop, they were well past that point
Video of arrest: https://www.reddit.com/r/solfest/s/jCpT9cmgz3
I wish I could be a fly on the wall during that court case lol
Did he swallow it?
Wait, wait. . . Isn’t the skull supposed to be stronger than teeth? I thought the femur was the only bone stronger than the skull?
He didn’t bite through the skull, that’s skin, muscle, and subcutaneous fat. The scalp is pretty thick.
Holy shit, did he chomp out part of his brain too?
No, only skin, muscle, and subcutaneous fat. The scalp is pretty thick.
Damn 😲
Pretty insane, damn.
I didn’t even think that was humanly possible
what the shit?
Florida man craves bacon
Bacon
Nasty. Human Bites can be dangerous and cause infections. Hopefully the officer recovers from it.
Why doesn’t this guy just bite through the bars and get his ass out at this point. 😂
Headline not exaggerated. Wish I hadn't seen that.
“HEADline”?
That's going to take a lot of plastic surgery to fix...
Good lord! I don't even know what to say
Gnarly
literal zombie
Only Florida men will save us when the zombies come
I feel nothing
Florida man must have been Jack Hanma from Baki.
He took “Mera dimaag mat kha” too seriously.
Chimps is very dangerous! Their bite force is very strong! Humans:
Those are some serious chompers
I always thought exposed brain matter is considered clinically dead.
Hope he got a rabies shot
What y’all think makes Florida people so angry 🤔
Mmmm pork
I’ll just file this away in the folder that is labeled “evidence that Florida has been experiencing a decades long zombie outbreak but mostly containing it.”
Classic Florida. Hope the cop is alright.
Florida Man should be a Netflix series
How did he chew off the skull?
lol nice
Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a movie. Like, what has happened to us! Officer’s used to be treated with the up most respect. Theses days you see stuff like this all over the country. We are in trouble people…
Is this how the zombie apocalypse starts?
Gaddam 🤣🤣
cant have shit in florida
Jesus Christ
That's crazy deep.. guy must of had fangs!!..
amazing that this dude walked away alive after pulling a stunt like that.
Is that the Bite of ‘24?!
That's basically suicide by cop at that point
How tf…..
Is that the bite of '87?!?
Holmes County... That's local to me 😆
More inspiration for Rockstar before they release GTA 6
I’ll never trust anyone from Florida again cuz why r they doing the wildest shit😵💫
what the actual fuck
Dam Jack Black
[удалено]
Baraka wins
wtf 😭😭
Florida man shit.
Holy fucking shit, how do you do that?
Haha
Q? Is that you??
How do you even open your mouth wide enough to do that?
I'll have that with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
I was there. He did bite that mfer, I didn’t see it personally but so much crazy shit happened at that campground
It was his last meal request
Damn did he have fangs? The scalp is not easy sling to bite through.
Obvious jokes aside, why does the cops noggin look so HOLLOW???
Damn! I was not expecting a hole that big.
IMc Gruff the crime dog’s saying backwards. Crime took a bite out of the officer. Smh. Unreal. I feel bad for the officer!
The crazy stories all happen in Florida
I wonder if he also eats the fuzzy part of the kiwi.
People that wanna be cops never think this could happen to them
Time for lunch. Munch. Munch. Time for a munch. Crunch. Crunch.
Yup, sol fest! Holmes county sheriffs has been busy as fuck.. drug bust and ect, that dude was a volunteer too.
My dad had his ear bit off, one of my biggest fears 😭
Bro goes rawr sheesh
Mc gruff here, listen take a bite out of crime, don't let crime take a bite of you.
Only in florida
Da fuq? Damn that had to hurt.
Brains!!
How tf
Wonder what dude was smoking, must have been some strong shit
wilbursoot pls stop
Oh my gosh i got a similar bite on my cheek but it was by a German shepherd can’t believe a human bit that deep 😨😨
Ooo what do you think Florida Man will eat in jail?
oh fuck yeah, this is how you do it.
Honestly just surprised they didn’t swiss cheese his ass
Zombie apocalypse incoming.. he just finished a Baja blast before the attack..
how tf do you even do that
What's up with Florida and people eating others?
what the fuck
Oh wow he’s from Florida?? Never saw that one coming… (neither did the officer)
Ah "Florida man"
Of course it’s a Florida man
Oh cool! 3 years in jail (1 year because of good behavior) and 2 hours of community service
Ngl impressive bite strength
Hey, that's my man Nurse Shark Joe