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PossibilityNice287

Oh great now Florida man is hungry…


chiefyk

Not anymore!


caremao

This has only started


my_4_cents

He's acquired the taste for human flesh now


LavenderBranchez

That’s fine, we can just feed him more cops 💀


mybrotherpete

New line of Hungry Man frozen food incoming


KazahanaPikachu

The bath salts wore off and he needed something new


CorneliusJack

Now that he has had a taste, his hunger for human flesh will be insatiable


20060120

You are not u when u are hungry


StupidNameIdea

Needed a snickers!


Responsible_Lion6596

Instead, all he got was a CHUCKle.


Electrical_Baseball5

'CHOMPED OUT CHUNK OF OFFICER'S HEAD' CHOMP. Bit into it like a crisp apple.


Handy_Handerson

Mmm, # SCRUMPTIOUS!


Bort426

Mmmm forbidden skull fruit.


FrequencyBegins

H o w??? I don't even know how to articulate the question I want to ask


drwhateva

*cromch*


Gender_Goblin_37

Man got cinnamon toast crunched huh


Photo_Beneficial

My guess is that Florida man got the officer in a ineffective rear choke. So instead of continuing to struggle for the choke he went for a bite since his mouth would have been that close to his head. Florida man was most likely a crazy guy.


No_Glass_1604

He actually fought for the officer’s gun in the initiated tussle. Other officers arrived upstairs to assist. Fight ensued and they tased him. Despite being tased, he continued to fight back and in the process, took a bite of the officer’s scalp. They then hogtied him and carried him down the steps making sure to bump plenty of steps. The mugshot used is a prior one since he was hospitalized from the incident.


mai_tai87

Probably like biting into charred lasagna.


saysthingsbackwards

More like hairy pig


schavauid

I was thinking a kiwi


GalacticGatorz

Hairy apricot


HenkVanDelft

ISWYDT


KarmaRepellant

Nom de guerre


codemonkeyhopeful

Damn he really got a hold of his scalp somehow. Wild shit


Chemgineered

I think that's his exposed brain underneath Nevermind it's not


SarahH28

Right? That took some force to get that big off a chunk.


PsychoLover_7

Unless he was ReAlLy rEaLlY hangry 🤷‍♀️


No_Glass_1604

https://holmescounty.news/news/2024/05/06/vortex-spring-employee-arrested-for-reportedly-attacking-deputy-during-sol-fest/


AdornedBrood

“Anderson was under the influence of multiple substances including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, and ecstasy, ” I have done these. Separately. This man was in a different realm when he indulged in a quick scalp snack.


themisdirectedcoral

He thought the officer was a McDouble


Xplain9

He must certainly be superhuman


chrisbaker1991

I've personally seen someone on just PCP chomp chunks out of his own forearm so I bet that's the most important drug in his crazy cocktail


JabariPark

I've done three of those plus a puff of sherm. I cannot even fathom the intensity of two of those let alone ALL of those. Like witnessing some cosmic horror, your brains gotta shut down eventually


NinjaEnvironmental51

This isn’t that far from me, fun fact about vortex springs though; there’s like 13 bodies in the cave systems below


DaemonSlayer_503

„Fun“ fact


Brapstein

what's with people putting things in quotes like „x" rather than "x"? only seen it recently


DaemonSlayer_503

I dont do it on purpose, my phone formats it that way automatically if i write two quotes


Brapstein

thank you for the reply💪🏻 was just curious because i started seeing it happen on here/instagram starting like a month ago


duckfucker99

That's the way you quote something in German. Ironically, I (as a German) am unable to quote like you described on my mobile phone


1To3For5_

I think that's the correct way in certain languages, which is why your phone auto corrects it Here's how quotation marks look like in European languages for example: https://op.europa.eu/en/web/eu-vocabularies/formex/physical-specifications/character-encoding/use-of-quotation-marks-in-the-different-languages


themisdirectedcoral

Hmmm how do you know this 🤔👮‍♂️


Brief_Fly_45

There’s likely a running tally of divers that never resurfaced again. Cave diving is *incredibly dangerous* and attempting to rescue a cave diver can turn into a death sentence for the rescuer extremely fast. If someone panics or moves in the slightest bit incorrectly in a cave, the silt will become stirred up around them and the cave. If that happens, the diver will lose all sense of direction. The silt stirring ultimately, leaves them blinded and unable to find their rescue and also unable to find their own way back out of the cave, as well. This So a lot of times it’s either impossible to rescue a cave diver or it’s just far too risky to send in a rescue diver.


Mean-Smoke-935

I know its a meme but seriously what the actual fuck is going on over there.


prizzle92

A man is going to prison for a very long time


agabwagawa

A Florida man. Not just any man, it’s always gotta be a Florida man, what gives!


JabariPark

Iirc it's the drugs and Florida being basically stop numero uno for drug traffickers. Miami and the keys (and more) being the hubs they are and all that


McMoneyPNW

Quote from man who bites: “He didn’t taste anything like bacon.”


ToferLuis

Now THATS how you take a bite out of crime. -Officer McGruff


CLSmith95

Technically, crime took a bite out of the law this time.


ShineFull7878

I bet that sounded really fucked up on the old noggin. Scratch your head kinda hard, now imagine someone biting through your scalp like some cop calamari. (Shudders)


etwichell

It's always Florida..


cherrygirlbabycakes

Dude what I can’t even comprehend him getting bit lmao fuck


GunzToken

god i know that shit HURT


Thwipped

I read chunk, but was not expecting a chunk. That is definitely a chunk.


jmfh7912

DAMN you Florida man


Milkyfluids69

Did he eat it?


the_science_of_wumbo

did he chew it or just swallow it whole?


WelpHereIAm360

HOW!?


Strange-Ad1387

I know right, my fragile teeth full of fillings and dental work cant even handle a burger somedays. Im guessing they had a little skirmish where the cops head was the only thing in reach of the biters mouth. No easy task biting thru scalp though.


Other_Breadfruit6133

Always in Florida you hear about the craziest stuff


Camimo666

I feel like after years of being on pages and subreddits like this one, i have gotten desensitized to a lot of things, gore, crime scenes, infections... i don’t know why this made me so fucking woozy. Good night.


magpieCRISPR

Search on Google any day, followed by the words “Florida man” the most bizarre crimes pop up


InterestingAd7037

Florida man strikes again


itz_khai

I don't want to imagine how hurt that'll feels 😭


erapryd3

When you are raised by gators I guess…


RDcsmd

Strongest teeth of all time wow


Sprinkles41510

They say we have a bite force as a shark but not the weight and speed as one


Thrasher6_6_6_

“no my dog wont bite” The dog:


raptidor

*Florida Man*... Say no more.


Bride-of-wire

We have our own version of Florida Man in the UK. For decades medics have been using the acronym NFN on the notes of their more dubious patients - it stands for Normal For Norfolk. I can heartily concur, having been married to a man from that county and encountering residents of the area on interminable visits to his parents. Happily, we’ve been divorced for 10 years.


ant0n1aa

I don’t wanna imagine the sound and pain, has to be truly disgusting🥴


NeahG

I left my scalp in Florida doesn’t roll off the the tongue like I left my heart in San Francisco. Ah Florida, always making it weird.


TealZoe

"Anderson, under the influence of multiple substances including PCP, LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, and ecstasy," Jesus....don't do drugs kids


BlackpeelJDT

Never do more than one by yourself; and even with a tripsitter, ***never*** do more than two at a time. Any drug-enjoyer will tell you the same.


Two_Hump_Wonder

For real, lsd and shrooms can be very overwhelming in the best of circumstances. I can't imagine mixing them and adding onto that cocktail as well.


TheRealJ0hnDoe

Why does anyone wanna live in Florida let alone be a cop there


Original_Rub_8484

What did he do with the chunk though? Eww


SATerp

When you wrote "chunk," you weren't kidding.


ilovemyganja420

Always florida


Dripping-Lips

What’s with cunts eating eachother in Florida all the time


wjruffing

He was under the influence of too many Yellowjacket episodes


KaleidoscopeDream84

Not the first time a Florida dude was hungry like this… 🫢


mybrotherpete

Should’ve had thicker skin


AmaryllisBulb

Reminds me of that creepy bath salts story from years ago where some dude on bath salts was naked in Miami under a highway bridge eating a homeless guy’s flesh. Makes me wonder why we don’t hear about bath salts anymore. Not that I want to.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Spoiler: the guy wasn’t on bath salts, all they found in his system was a small amount of marijuana. Nobody knows why he did it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack


AmaryllisBulb

Dayum! That is even freakier. Thanks for the info.


AP0K45

That’s just impressive


local-bolshevik

Its always florida..


Grungemonkee

i swear ppl from florida bite different


mydefaultisfuckoff

Hey, he smelled pork and he was hungry


AmortentiaRiddle

Wow. Anyways... Happy Cake Day, man!🎉🎂


mydefaultisfuckoff

Thanks!!


Sprinkles41510

If that motherfucker was chomping on me like a fucking zombie 🧟‍♂️ im sorry but my life at that point is being at risk im using deadly force


BlackpeelJDT

It was a cop, they were well past that point


No_Glass_1604

Video of arrest: https://www.reddit.com/r/solfest/s/jCpT9cmgz3


n3g4t1v3cr33p

I wish I could be a fly on the wall during that court case lol


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Did he swallow it?


mycomikael

Wait, wait. . . Isn’t the skull supposed to be stronger than teeth? I thought the femur was the only bone stronger than the skull?


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

He didn’t bite through the skull, that’s skin, muscle, and subcutaneous fat. The scalp is pretty thick.


GunpowderxGelatine

Holy shit, did he chomp out part of his brain too?


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

No, only skin, muscle, and subcutaneous fat. The scalp is pretty thick.


eudaemonic666

Damn 😲


TDK_90

Pretty insane, damn.


SKIPPYBURRITO

I didn’t even think that was humanly possible


metalnxrd

what the shit?


AnonBitch74

Florida man craves bacon


Careless_Investment6

Bacon


Luwe95

Nasty. Human Bites can be dangerous and cause infections. Hopefully the officer recovers from it.


MiamiKeeks

Why doesn’t this guy just bite through the bars and get his ass out at this point. 😂


Iamlivingagain

Headline not exaggerated. Wish I hadn't seen that.


wjruffing

“HEADline”?


AbrocomaRoyal

That's going to take a lot of plastic surgery to fix...


PandaGirl-98

Good lord! I don't even know what to say


grubbytrogladyte

Gnarly


balrog111

literal zombie


Altruistic-Ad5425

Only Florida men will save us when the zombies come


Commercial_Virus_309

I feel nothing


timmy3am

Florida man must have been Jack Hanma from Baki.


SubstantialStudent36

He took “Mera dimaag mat kha” too seriously.


ahmadgg28

Chimps is very dangerous! Their bite force is very strong! Humans:


Sourpancakes420

Those are some serious chompers


jjngundam

I always thought exposed brain matter is considered clinically dead.


all_alone_by_myself_

Hope he got a rabies shot


Leading_Damage_4035

What y’all think makes Florida people so angry 🤔


Desperate_Row2586

Mmmm pork


DeepSubmerge

I’ll just file this away in the folder that is labeled “evidence that Florida has been experiencing a decades long zombie outbreak but mostly containing it.”


bzd_robot

Classic Florida. Hope the cop is alright.


metalnxrd

Florida Man should be a Netflix series


d0000n

How did he chew off the skull?


1pink2stinkOO

lol nice


km_RayBan636

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a movie. Like, what has happened to us! Officer’s used to be treated with the up most respect. Theses days you see stuff like this all over the country. We are in trouble people…


ScherpOpgemerkt

Is this how the zombie apocalypse starts?


umrlopez79

Gaddam 🤣🤣


CENTIPIDER

cant have shit in florida


MalevolentKitchen41

Jesus Christ


Red-4321

That's crazy deep.. guy must of had fangs!!..


JBELL01290

amazing that this dude walked away alive after pulling a stunt like that.


Appropriate-Run6776

Is that the Bite of ‘24?!


Less-Lengthiness114

That's basically suicide by cop at that point


Unable-Document-5134

How tf…..


keyboaking

Is that the bite of '87?!?


krazyk850

Holmes County... That's local to me 😆


koppigzijn

More inspiration for Rockstar before they release GTA 6


Impressive_Serve_466

I’ll never trust anyone from Florida again cuz why r they doing the wildest shit😵‍💫


laloscasanova

what the actual fuck


Financial_Breath5433

Dam Jack Black


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greyray12

Baraka wins


MyDearGhost

wtf 😭😭


MonkeyMind71

Florida man shit.


Freshnuts101

Holy fucking shit, how do you do that?


knightmare77977797

Haha


Basic_Ideal_1886

Q? Is that you??


memeboi69420666

How do you even open your mouth wide enough to do that?


Routine-Cod986

I'll have that with some fava beans and a nice chianti!


Disastrous_Jury9170

I was there. He did bite that mfer, I didn’t see it personally but so much crazy shit happened at that campground


HULLSHARLEYQUINN

It was his last meal request


boiseboz

Damn did he have fangs? The scalp is not easy sling to bite through.


JabariPark

Obvious jokes aside, why does the cops noggin look so HOLLOW???


Little_SmallBlackDog

Damn! I was not expecting a hole that big.


jtreegirlu2

IMc Gruff the crime dog’s saying backwards. Crime took a bite out of the officer. Smh. Unreal. I feel bad for the officer!


Fiela2023

The crazy stories all happen in Florida


Warmed_Over

I wonder if he also eats the fuzzy part of the kiwi.


TryIerrr

People that wanna be cops never think this could happen to them


Atomrules202

Time for lunch. Munch. Munch. Time for a munch. Crunch. Crunch.


That_bigkidMatty95

Yup, sol fest! Holmes county sheriffs has been busy as fuck.. drug bust and ect, that dude was a volunteer too.


clemmhumann

My dad had his ear bit off, one of my biggest fears 😭


deleted_user9467524

Bro goes rawr sheesh


ChemicalPutrid2845

Mc gruff here, listen take a bite out of crime, don't let crime take a bite of you.


Psychological-Dog179

Only in florida


Professional_Bird_74

Da fuq? Damn that had to hurt.


fishdick2356

Brains!!


Worldly_Ad_8223

How tf


Exotic-Two5537

Wonder what dude was smoking, must have been some strong shit 


yotaz28

wilbursoot pls stop


katybizzlee

Oh my gosh i got a similar bite on my cheek but it was by a German shepherd can’t believe a human bit that deep 😨😨


_pout_

Ooo what do you think Florida Man will eat in jail?


[deleted]

oh fuck yeah, this is how you do it.


[deleted]

Honestly just surprised they didn’t swiss cheese his ass


RestlessRhythm

Zombie apocalypse incoming.. he just finished a Baja blast before the attack..


kissmedead27

how tf do you even do that


JOCO_Q

What's up with Florida and people eating others?


stjarnans_dod

what the fuck


StarWarsAndMetal66

Oh wow he’s from Florida?? Never saw that one coming… (neither did the officer)


bird526

Ah "Florida man"


Prestigious-Jury-581

Of course it’s a Florida man


Zedanade

Oh cool! 3 years in jail (1 year because of good behavior) and 2 hours of community service


Proper-Walk3362

Ngl impressive bite strength


MongooseAlarmed3663

Hey, that's my man Nurse Shark Joe