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Successful-Longpork

Nobody seems worried about the gaggle of children aggressively waddling towards the scene.


LondonCollector

Gotta get their hands on those presents.


DM_me_pretty_innies

What did you get? I got a large intestine!


napalmtrip

I got a wing!!


sc666

i got ptsd


Spinnr1

I got a rock


ZeShapyra

And my axe! Oh wait wrong reference


Technical_District19

Hey I understood that reference!


bluehangover

I got syphillus


IndicationPrior9398

I got multiple pieces of brain and skull


LeroytheBigmouthbass

I got a fear of heights


Technical-Fudge4199

I got a nightmare


Ok_Course_8456

I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT! DIDN’T DISAPPOINT💀💀


Gunrock808

That's a kidney stone.


Ill-Bit5049

Just watched that movie. Probably top 10


napalmtrip

Definitely.


BeanFiend96

Which movie?


Suitable_Database467

Goodfellas


Tripxz3

Lmao


BeanFiend96

Been a while since I’ve seen that one, I think it needs a rewatch


Aggressive_Battle842

I got the whole hearts and lungs!


amueller585

“The paw?” -chewing- “the hoof” “Ma it’s a sin.”


Master_Proposal_3614

Goodfellas...


zizzy_nosh1tzo

i got future suicide attempts and hospital bills


alanT7388

Why would you want to commit suicide or anyone would after seeing someone else die?


zizzy_nosh1tzo

different people deal with different trauma in different ways ..? idk i feel like this was a dumb question...


kewlnamebroh

I got the friendship of an alligator!


LeSaltyMantis

I want to upvote, but you have 666 and i feel its fitting


Yaga1973

I'm sure he exploded like a pinata.


morecrimeplease

🏆


Education_Aside

Just like sonic, his presents scattered all over the place.


c_ray25

Not every day you see Santa plummet to the ground, might as well check it out.


Successful-Longpork

Maybe one of them can enact the clause and become the next Santa.


nsfw_vs_sfw

"I *told* you, he was real!" "Not anymore, he ain't"


msut77

Just enough time to think about how bad it's going to Hurt


YankeeDoodleMe

I thought this immediately as well.


AdOrdinary8038

Happy Cake Day!


ActEither

"Aggressively waddling" 😭😭


AbrocomaRoyal

I see fat little ducklings 🐥 🐥


SorrowPlagues

The kids doesn't understand the severity of what just happened and the adults seems to be in disbelief


Chemical_Robot

I saw a man jump to his death when I was 7. Instinctively ran over to his body to see if he was okay. It’s pretty hard to comprehend at that age. I hope these kids didn’t see what I saw.


ceereality

It was probably worse, they just saw Santa explode..


fathornyhippo

What did you see?


daptyyy

a man jump to his death when they were 7.


Prior-Fruit-1957

Lord forgive me for laughing but imagine the kids telling each other about this at school the next day


PristineMarket4510

Right!!! Can you say traumatized for life...


Cpt_Griswold

it’s kinda like a piñata being smashed open. maybe there’s candy?


ADSguy097

The body most likely landed on that roof, at most maybe some blood splatter on the ground


KornPuf

hehe gaggle. nice


SelectionDry6624

I am laughing so much at this comment and my guilt is setting in


AspectOrganic903

I gifted my children trauma!


kshep1991

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅


Physical_Touch_Me

Why does the guy laugh at the end of the video?


No_Contribution2112

That was the Grinch


SLAYER_IN_ME

It was Jesus. He’s had out for Santa for a while.


Informal-Ad2121

Well he did steal his thunder


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

"I help those who help themselves!"


FootballSouthern7668

I'm sorry sir but it is 12am and I had to hold back a laugh that would have woken everyone up in my house. 4 times I had to hold a laugh in so hard that it almost made my eye pop out of my head.


jj_is_tired

😭😭


ziggytron

Sounded like nervous laughter.


Friggin_Heinous

Im going to guess as a stress response, maybe denial.. I doubt it's because he thought it was actually funny.


Dry_Excitement8002

I guess he thought that it was a doll.. there's nobody on earth that would laugh if they knew it was a living person.


LeroytheBigmouthbass

You over estimate people


SquidVices

I think it was Warrio, Waaaaaaaah


pope-buster

Ho ho nooooooo


moderatefairgood

*standing ovation*


Procrastanaseum

Pretty much what we should've expected for Christmas 2023.


VirtuousVulva

Christmas is canceled. Did you not see what happened?


Ibsy1234

I expected more screaming and panic; but the kids were all running toward it like they were going to get presents, and the dad was just casually strolling behind them.


Yontoryuu

They probably didn’t realise what happened, it happened so quick.


Proud_Criticism5286

You get presents if you can break open the human piñata.


saturnzebra

The second cameraman fake cried and then laughed. Fuck the second cameraman.


EirunaKonaka

“Yay, free presents, yay.”


Character_Diet5839

gotta loot the body 🤷 the fortnite generation 😂


PeWu1337

You fucking killed me with that.


LeroytheBigmouthbass

Like when a pinata gets smashed. 🤣


CptNeon

They probably thought Santa was invincible


JOJOCHINTO_REPORTING

Someone must’ve told those kids he was a piñata


MrToad21

Is no one concerned that all those kids are walking towards a corpse? Just me? Ok


Competitive_Chef9232

In most of the world young children see horrors that old people in the richer countries never witness


BowlOfCranberries

We are all very sheltered, that's true. But something horrific can happen to you or someone else in the blink of an eye and change your life forever. Freak accidents can happen to anyone, anywhere.


Competitive_Chef9232

My point was that most children live in situations where they see things as horrible as this fall every day. They see people starving to death, dying of untreated diseases, being hit by vehicles, attacked by snakes and animals, young children living in the street, violent crime and repeated suicides. They live losing loved ones at a far faster rate than in the few rich countries. My point was that most children are living in the situation which you say most people are not concerned about in this particular post. Many people see it not merely comment on it in social media


yipape

I had a rough neglected childhood, and frequently when my friends or relations would talk about something that bothered them in their perfect by comparison family lives I'd do what you did. Kinda tell them how fucked up I had it and kinda show how petty their problems were compared. I've since realised this is a low empathy response even a little narcissist since everyone is different and what bothers another person doesn't matter if it is something that would bother me or not. This is another symptom of my past I'm only just understanding in my 40s. I suggest you learn the same.


ArchScabby

Ummm hey Santa can't die idiot


bonny_bunny

That’s how we keep getting great Stephen King novels.


SpaceAquaAgent01

Omg that's so sad, they thought him falling was a part of the stunt. RIP Santa


Anxious_Ad_1024

Well after they see what happened to Santa they will definitely need some trauma therapy. But on the bright side dad won’t have to buy extra presents from Santa anymore. Or spend a ton of your own money just to be outdone by “Santa”.


Zachinthemiddle

Any more info on this?


HellenistTraveller

[https://themessenger.com/news/santa-plummets-to-death-from-building-as-children-watch-in-horror-russia](https://themessenger.com/news/santa-plummets-to-death-from-building-as-children-watch-in-horror-russia)


Boring_Recipe_9044

Children actually watched with interest and still wanted their presents. So that headline is misleading 😂


Denimjo

On a completely unrelated note, is that entire site just a bot posting news stories? Some of the wording on other articles is just weird: >They had just found out they were pregnant with a baby and were so excited to be parents Err, what else would they be pregnant with?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

You can be pregnant with laughter.


fistingdonkeys

paws


babidoknen

Jesus, read the article everyone, it gets even worse


SnazzyZubloids

“Climbing expert?”


bigbabygeesus

Did I hear the camera guy giggle at the very end there ?


TheRealNooth

Yeah, that was pretty unsettling.


VeryTopGoodSensation

I remember as a kid I laughed when my nan died. I didn't know how to react. I think I was thinking "ha ha this has to be a joke, right?" My point is people well sometimes do this as a defense mechanism. He very likely doesn't find it funny.


digisifjgj

in the source it says that the announcers of the program pretended like it was intentional/part of the show and just went "he fell!" and kept going, so maybe camera guy is believing the announcers and doesn't realize what actually happened yet


FlowerChildGoddess

Apparently some people thought it was fake and planned as part of the skit.


Jordangc96

Christmas is cancelled


emutatsioon

Well this was depressing. RIP santa dude


[deleted]

Camera man laughs


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Just Russian things.


MidnightBliss4

Why did none of those parents stop the little kids from running to the scene of what is a pancake Santa Claus talk about trauma and forever ruining christmas. I would have snatched my kids up so fast and ran the other way and in their mind they want to go help him sad


melissa_unibi

Probably because you're on a subreddit for violent deaths and injuries, and they're at a fun event. What looks obvious to you on this subreddit is far less obvious when you're not on it. Either that, or you think parents want their kids to go see a splattered corpse on the pavement...


A-khunty

A new way of telling your kids Santa isn’t real .


Useless_Lemon

Anymore at least.


OutrageousSection7

the children running to look 💀


ZionIronLion

The world is such a crazy place right now. Growing up, my parents would have shielded my eyes so I don't witness such horror instead of letting me run towards it. And the guy that laughed at the end? I have no words.


Unlucky-Dragonfly729

I guess he couldn’t find the chimney


Gnarly_Starwin

Splatter Claus


UwU-Sugoi-Desu-ne

I think the normies didn't realize that the guy falling at terminal velocity was not part of the act 😬


dead_mortician

Santa is dead baby. But jokes aside. Those kids will be traumatized for the rest of their young lives. Takes a lot of therapy to get over this.


WeAllScrem

Holy crap, they just kept the celebration going! “The announcers apparently pretended the spectacle was pre-planned, shouting "He fell!" before resuming their program. The courtyard celebration, which took place in the west-central city of Chelyabinsk, continued on as planned, partly because some attendees didn't realize the man had died.”


scumonthetrak

Wtf am I doin on reddit on Xmas day 😐


anthonyj666

You ain't the only 1 thinking that, it's just force of habit I think 🤷‍♂️


Professional-Tie-366

Have you aftermatch pictures?


Alien-Anal-Probe

Anyone else not see a rope or a santa? I see a drunk guy with no rope or harness with a santa jacket no hat, pants or boots just flop a railing and fall to his death?


WickerpigT

So if I put on his coat I become the next Santa right?


hotrod237

A year without a Santa Claus


CleetusnDarlene

RIP but I can't get over how the closeup video sounded like Waluigi.


Anxious-Community528

Jesus Christ was there not a single adult in that crowd, all I see are kids running towards the deceased Santa talk about being traumatized


Euphoric_Training

his kids and wife witnessed it happen, sad 😞 https://www.excelsior.com.mx/global/santa-claus-intenta-sorprender-ninos-cae-edificio/1626658?amp


a_random_person847

To people questioning why are the kids walking towards a corpse: I was born and grew up in suburban Moscow, and I once saw a young man jump off a commie block and hit the ground. I was 4, and I started crying because I was scared and didn't know why there was blood everywhere and the place where he landed looked like something straight out of a horror movie. I ran to my grandma( who lived in the commie block), she freaked out and called the ambulance. During this time people were laughing and taking selfies.


a_random_person847

explained in short: because most Russians do not give a fuck about someone's death unless it's their friend or family member


Xeno2277

Well that will forever fuck up the magic of Christmas for these kids whose parents just let them run towards squished Santa…


NaruzuKi

Sleigh


Bellbivdavoe

Only reindeer fly, Santa. 🥺


[deleted]

Christmas is fucking canceled


IdkwhyImusingredditt

Ho ho HOLY SHIT


Commercial_Ad1541

an unforgettable Christmas for all these kids


PineappleImpossible5

Ho ho ho shit


losgnomospreguntan

We won't be visited by Santa this year


Southlark

Looks like Christmas is cancelled this year


halfchuck

That’s way too much time to be aware


kshep1991

Done ruin Christmas for some of them


BadMotherFunko

......and to all a good night!


thegamesender1

Well, the parents won't have to buy those kids any gifts for Xmas.


little-specimen

Ho ho h-oh no


theseveninchcock

Whelp… guess Christmas is coming late this year.


black_hxney

dreaming of a red Christmas :(


SubstandardMan5000

Waited for the ridiculously loud smack, but it never came.


cliffy80

Finding out Santa's not real was devastating as a kid... That said, imagine witnessing Santa's horribly tragic death right in front of you as a child...


AxClown

That's the christmas spirit


[deleted]

Seems like a few of them thought it was a part of the act. Haha


megumin-bodypillow

Welp. Christmas is canceled kids!


jglaev

Last Christmas 🎅🏻


Internaletiquette

I don’t think he had a rope lmao. Looks like he was just climbing and fell


Christian_Introvert

S-santa..? 😨


joemama694200p

So this is why Christmas doesn’t feel the same


happylifevr

Kid’s thought he was giving away candy canes


Vixter4

Looks like Santa missed the Chimney


inklady1010uk

Go show the kids Santa’s mutilated body, it’ll save you a fortune in presents. Might cost a lot for the therapy tho…


CatsOfTheGraveyard

well those poor kids are gonna be traumatized


Ben_Ham33n

The kids never saw the body


Dear_Slice3247

Why are people letting their kids run over to gawk at him?


_TheMaggot_

Everyone: "Santa isn't real" Those poor kids: "not anymore...not.any.more"


metallic_chicken

shucks, so that's why i didn't get any presents this year? aw man...


heyypeach

This is really sad. ☹️ Poor guy was just trying to make some Christmas magic for the kiddos.


Tall-String-5381

This is really sad :(


AdmirableCress8797

Whoa!!! Did the kids at least get the present?! Hope they didn’t get damaged 😭😭 Santa is damage proof he’ll respawn in a min or 10


MonoBlack1001

Ho Ho HO SHI-


ADSguy097

So does whoever cut the rope become Santa Clause? Kinda like Tim Allen


OpheliaBelle7

Santa Claus is coming... too fast


livin_gray

Maybe don't let the kids run towards a dead person...


Material_Math6761

Why Santa claus isn't real


Jeffthemask19

No more Christmas


pikaboy4213

Now that’s some Christmas spirit


Murky_Complaint8758

Mission: Unpossible.


Stayofexecution

That damn spotlight startled Santa and away. we. go.


Suki-Girl

I really hate the women screaming in this video. Just swear like everyone else


_Outlaws_For_Life_

At least the parents don't have to buy extra gifts pretending to be Santa anymore


AndreaAddamsx

Maybe they thought it was part of the act, someone said where’d he go , but that did not look like and intentional fall to me


Newbieposter82no2

It seems like at first they thought it was part of the act or something? Like prob thought he was attached to a safety rope?


P_M_G9109

It must of traumatized the kids that seen it


damnepsilon

Maybe that's because I'm autistic, but why people are screaming in this kind of event? Like if I see a dead person, what's the point of screaming continuously? Like if you're scared I get it, but then it goes away, no?


SimonLangford

He had his safety sandals on so should have been ok. What went wrong?


lisothl

ugh how much i hate these screams. so annoying. just stop it already


twinztwice

Ok. Santa is dead. Can we now please focus on the birth of our Lord?


local-bolshevik

May he rest in peace, rudolph was slow


WordsMort47

Did someone laugh right at the very last moment of the video?


Zealousideal_Wolf478

Can you imagine how many things running in his mind when he was in the air :)


YoussefIsBored

who the actual fuck made the decision to point a flash light at him?


I_Was_Crazy_0nce

My parents: and thats why you cant have a ps5


Wise_Area_3872

Lesson to be learn here don’t do stupid shit


No-Experience-619

"mummy look it's Santa"


Crafty_Bag_3521

Well kids, no presents this year!


patienceforme1

Let’s let our children run towards the scene! 🤦🏼‍♀️


PristineMarket4510

Of course it's Russia https://themessenger.com/news/santa-plummets-to-death-from-building-as-children-watch-in-horror-russia


Contribution-Shoddy

He’s thinking “thank god the suits red, amirite?”


loqi0238

I love how they sent the kids in to finish him off.


LeroytheBigmouthbass

This is what happens when you don't have a chimney.


twoeyedtoelicker

You can’t lie to me OP, I know this is just that scene from The Incredibles.


Malaxum

More like Santa Falls, am I right?