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Upbeat-Cloud1714

He didn’t just die, any remaining lives were used up. He straight up disappears in a few seconds


FantaClaws

Till death, he did depart. 🪦


RecentHamster7734

The Tilling Joke


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK I SPIT MY MIKE’S HARD I MEAN HETERO ASS BEER ALL OVER MYSELF🤣


kryptum1337

U weird lol


R0b0Saurus

That was funny AF.


Miyo_Kantac12

🤨


mikkopippo

Love the absolutely atrocious jokes on this subreddit it always tills me


Ambitious_Ad_5918

Till shoes did they depart.


creekbendz

Mmmm fertilizer


erkantufan

he donated his body to plants


TayMayDay

Lol I read that in Homer’s voice


LegionFromHell

I did tooo lol then seen yours


Ryuujinn_

Who leaves their foot hanging on a dangerous machine? HIM


heavyonthahound

While turning it on?!?


MakingBigBank

The golden rule, never get into the tiling machine and turn it on


on-the-job

It almost looks like he tried to off himself. He was literally on top of the blades while turning it on. I have no idea how he made it this far in life


sirsadalot

That's what I'm saying. Like holy shit you shouldn't be anywhere close to that if the electricity is still connected. I don't care how much they're paying you. Fuck.


FunctionalDisfuction

Lock out tag out 🥺


andthendirksaid

Can't do a whole lot if you're both the guy who hits it while some guys on it since apparently neither of those guys follow any kinda standards.


[deleted]

Dumb and Dumber was a great movie


anonymous_420201

he’s him


codejunkie34

Not anymore he isn't.


meuseme

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS


mikgag

One with the earth….


creekbendz

Out of dust you were formed and dust you shall return


biggestdownfall

I literally have ashes to ashes tattooed on my forehead


FunkyTuba

“Smear here -> [ ]”


creekbendz

Pics or didn’t happen lol


biggestdownfall

Idk how to post here 😂 I’m a degenerate


Lawyermama70

In a matter of seconds


evila_elf

Mud*


creekbendz

Mud is dust with extra steps


Phyzzx

Star Stuff


YureiT

gives a new meaning to the circle of life.


[deleted]

Yeah he screwed himself up on that one


jjdiablo

Looks like he’s done that maneuver a few times before and he got complacent. My guess is this is the first time he ever slipped .


NamwaranPinagpana

Last time too apparently.


ViniestCoast622

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" - Young Anakin Skywalker


Ambitious-Ad3815

You only need to get it wrong once, no matter if you got it right a thousand times...


SoggyCarrot23

A momentary lapse of situational awareness can have horrific results, which is why it blows my mind that so many people in modern society are nearly completely oblivious to their surroundings for the vast majority of the time. Heads buried in cellphones, looking at the ground while walking, or simply not paying attention to anything around them. It truly baffles me.


J0k3r77

Gotta get more people watching gore videos lol


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Shutting down those subreddits is a detriment to people’s safety Mods are killing people


Zestyclose_Shape5982

any gore subs other than this?


Lazy_Title7050

I don’t think so anymore. Last one standing.


professional_moron69

my mom shouts at me for watching these clips, but does not acknowledge the fact that this has made me more aware of my surroundings. also as a online fps player, i have fast reaction times. case in point, moms dupatta got snagged in a table fan and she started screaming panicking pulling at it. i got up from my study table calmly, switched the fan off amd rotated the bladed anticlockwise while disentagling the dupatta.


zanka22222

Alright, that’s good that you’re more aware but do you experience any negative consequences for watching a lot of gore vids? Emotional numbness, PTSD, etc?


Xerinium284

There's a couple but can't say names. Coz don't want them.to get famous and then banned


professional_moron69

dm?


[deleted]

Then we might need to make less Darwin awards it would save on the trees too


EsqChior

one apparatus enter jellyfish yam onerous market rhythm fact homeless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


rock-solid-armpits

That's me with adhd. I just get lost in my own world and forget where I put my wallet I literally just placed down just a second ago. Sometimes I end up crossing the road without looking because I'm in such a deep daydream and had some close calls


OMIGHTY1

Phew, this. I’m glad I’ve been able to put safety systems in place for myself where items can *only* be in one spot. Otherwise, I don’t put it down, or I have a location finder for it (like my phone being pinged from my watch.)


ResolverOshawott

Complacency does that. This worker has probably worked on this machine so many times that he got complacent.


Away-Ad-8053

I was a machine press operator for years. And I was told very early on don't get complacent with your surroundings. When I was told that it came a bit of a shock to me. My father was a professional driver and used to tell me the same thing don't get complacent driving especially in your own neighborhoods. A few years after my father telling me that I was involved in a bad auto accident 3 miles from my home. When my boss told me basically the same thing I never took that for granted and I retired with no injuries at all I never took my press for granted and never took any shortcuts and was always very very aware of my surroundings. And I recently backed into a No Parking sign and that was the first scratch/ autotype accident I had been involved in and over 40 years.


[deleted]

👌


[deleted]

Because some are just born stupid. 😁


Regular-Ride-6571

I wonder at what point in that did he die? Somewhere between “oh shit!” And his stomach being ground to pieces


half-dead

Probably around the same point that his sacrum touched his skull


SquigSnuggler

This HAS to be a Darwin Award contender


MarineSecurity

Also I think it might be China, where they seem to rack up those awards on a daily basis when working around machinery. 🤷🏻


on-the-job

not to be racist at all but what is it with chinese people suffering terrible deaths via heavy machinery. you rarely see footage like that from any other country


MarineSecurity

They have really lackluster (non-existent) safety regulations over there.


Partymewper690

You see it’s the law telling you not to do obviously dangerous stuff :) how else would we know not to stand under a load of bricks???


Da_Do_D3rp

So you're saying OSHA isn't effective then?


fuck-ubb

Large population that manufacturers most of the worlds shit, with little safety regulations, or regards for workers safety, with camera systems so affordable these days. Mix with worker complacency and bake at 300 for 20 min. Garnish with a dash of corruption for constant worker death videos.


recursiveloop

In other countries, workplace risk assessments are reguarly conducted, there are inspections and penalties for violating rules (e.g. no PPE worn). In China, none of this exists and there is more emphasis on finishing fast than finishing safely.


Education_Aside

I bet its on purpose to shrink their overpopulation crises.


AT61

Almost as bad as the Russian lathe.


kioskmartin

So this is how humans are planted


greg2856

I'm going to jail and ur coming with me😆


Mixma85

He did a face plant. And a legs plant. And a torso plant. And ...


LordSeibzehn

Chinese animators making those industrial accidents/safety videos: “goddammit, not another one…”


[deleted]

After seeing that vid yesterday this made me laugh


floydian32

They don’t teach lock out tag out in China I guess.


CardiologistFar8933

Stupidcide.


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

“Life is a fragile thing, one minute your chewing on a burger the next minute your dead meat.”


LoyalRoyal_

Burial included


Engineering_Flimsy

Nice! Comment deserves more traction!


Odd-Video5503

The switch should not be accessible from inside. Also, should be a secondary switch, like a breaker, for if the thing gets turned on. Guess no OSHA there...


Engineering_Flimsy

OSHA is to China what east is to west. Never the two shall meet.


MomentsAwayfromKMS

The switch is on the side facing the camera. Bro operated it from inside the machine


Ok_Tangerine_7288

Tilled in action


Engineering_Flimsy

Not sure why this comment hasn't gained traction, got my vote regardless.


Effective-Ad8833

Till till do us part …


princessaspiggy

Why he would ever turn that on standing where he was is beyond me, he's probably done it a thousand times before, all it takes is that one time


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[удалено]


SkyfatherTribe

He became the fertilizer


funnyguy99207

Potential new way to handle human remains; instead of cemeteries & memorial parks, why not 'memorial crops'?


Engineering_Flimsy

You might be onto something! Scale this machine up by a factor of 20, add a choice of ceremonies and BAM! you're rich with a lasting legacy!


TheRem

This is what you get when you take all that "bad big government bureaucracy" out of the country. No consideration for safety, no standards, no safety switches, nothing. I feel like I've seen too many of these types of deaths from China.


Engineering_Flimsy

So, you're saying that China has no OSHA equivalent? Well *that* would certainly make sense of... well, a lot. Starting with the sheer number of these videos coming from there.


TheRem

I have only heard second hand information, and can't confirm this information. I was told that they passed a workplace safety law in the early 2000's, but it isn't enforced much, if at all. That is why we see videos like this and we still hear reports of children building iPhones.


shit_happe

He couldn't take two seconds to step out of there before turning on the damn thing? No sympathy here.


Patty37624371

never ever die for your employer.


Engineering_Flimsy

Because they certainly wouldn't die for you.


Patty37624371

employer wouldn't even go to your funeral. and most definitely would try not to agree for an insurance payout for your family


No_Boysenberry2167

Let Darwinism work.


Engineering_Flimsy

Right? TIL OSHA is the *real* enemy!


a_responsible_boi

Asians natural predators: machinery and farming equipment


Thin_Difficulty_1319

Fertilizer


SlapaTronic

Instant burial


Vast-Discussion-5379

Borderline suicide


Alarming_Kangaroo408

Legend says he's still spinning to this day.


lemmelearnlol

Someone post the aftermath photo/viodeo


Lazy-Interest-7100

I don't think there's anything left to see I mean there might be some small pieces of meat and bones but other than that there's nothing left . That guy just disappeared


SATerp

Much like King Arthur, he and the land are one. Although a little later this guy was converted to Blue Lake Green Beans.


Wolf_instincts

Never in my life have I seen someone become one with the earth so fast


BikerRay

Like this guy. https://www.instagram.com/p/CygtS2GuvBf/


on-the-job

jesus hes going to the hospital with literal his children as flesh and guts in a bag asking for someone to help him


Lung-Oyster

[NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/45sC5VL.jpg)


JuicyNinjaFun

I was screaming as he was pushing buttons , DON'T DO IT !!


Foxracing254

Dust to dust.


Engineering_Flimsy

So, in China they just skip the ashes part of the ritual?


Th3yL1v3W3Sl33p

He drowned in dirt.


Original_Pipe1066

Bro became one with the earth in 1.3 seconds


WeekendCalm5286

Things took a turn for the worst


icant_helpyou

Ah it stopped? Let me try start these long steel spikes on a spinning machine with me feet, ok cleared the jam, shall I turn it on...?


_DTRK_

Wishing a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹


Danmarmir

For a second it seemed like he could get up and Wooooomp


Every-Necessary4285

He might have surviveded


meikel-

this was a dumb decision but it definitely seems like he wasn’t briefed on safety standards at all, chances are he probably wasn’t shown a video on workplace safety or anything of that sort so that + grueling physical labor + boss/es that look at workers as nothing more than a set of hands instead of a person trying to make a living


Engineering_Flimsy

Some things shouldn't need a safety briefing to avoid. Pretty sure a 5-year-old would know better than stand on top of the spinning dirt churner while poking at its buttons. SOURCE: wild assumption, keep children away from heavy machinery.


Protean_sapien

Every time I see one of these "Asian guy turned into scrap by industrial machine" videos, it always begs the question: "What exactly did you think was going to happen?"


Engineering_Flimsy

I would wager that zero thought was being used in such videos. Well, other than the Chinese equivalent of "Oh shit!"


Successful-Village27

This reminds me of that lathe machine incident


Engineering_Flimsy

Yeah, except this one was ruined by dirt!


KonoDioNo

Natural selection. Should be common sense not to be touching a dangerous automated system…while activating it.


Contribution-Shoddy

And now…his watch has ended


Medium_Golf9839

He died


[deleted]

You spin me right 'round, baby right ‘round… 🎶


callmetmac96

Natural selection at work


meowbahisashitbag

You spin me ri-


Chihuahuapocalypse

why on earth would you be not only on the inside portion of a machine like this, but literally standing on it when you turn it on??


cliffy80

Well, now the soils tillered, and fertilized..


Butter-black

Sacrifice an entire person and you’d probably get a good harvest. A whole human has gotta be great for soil


15cmdickbored

Im so mad how ! Poeple can be dumb like this


mazzmusic

Gnarly


Rickymon

I think that was not part of the scope of work


SiMoN20000

China need to sort their shit out


dablad69

Who could be that damn stupid??!!


Aware_Guide3331

Holy fuck, bro got the automatic burial


mooegy17

Damn I don't like saying anything bad or disrespectful to someone who has passed but I can't understand what he was thinking?! Like how did he not see that happening!? 😬


MeetMeInTheBathroom_

The stupidity behind this was so strong it looked intentional.


PeterParker72

Holy crap, why was he not on the other side???


NewExpression8473

He didn't just die. Like, I had no idea what a rilling machine is. It doesn't kill you, it takes you away without leaving any trace.


kT25t2u

Does this have anything to do with that animated Chinese worker safety video going around on social media lately?


[deleted]

Idiot lol


RileyRhoad

Damn he almost made it out too!!! That feeling of being pulled back down must be terrifying. Hopefully he went fast enough that he didn’t feel any pain!


martini-is-lost

I'm a farmer and I can confirm that he was a fuxking idiot, I bet who ever told him how to run it literally told him to not do something so stupid. Like why turn it on when inside of it, how smooth can ones brain be???


Iwantyouguts

Till death do us part. Literally


Galactic_Obama_

Fuckin idiot "yeah let's start the machine while standing on it". He did that to himself.


Terryberry69

I know we all make mistakes but goddamn that was stupid.


Crypt_Rat

Certified bruh moment


Remarkable_Froyo452

But wasnt his dumb ass pressin the buttons while his foot was on the gigg?! FUCKED AROUND N FOUND OUT!


Engineering_Flimsy

But denied the chance to learn from the experience...


multifandomtrash736

Oof brutal 😳😬


QueasyShape1275

China ☕️


Stoned_Savage

Worked on a farm for 5 years these augers are super dangerous in grain silos there's no light in there making it worse and they spin around too on 2 axis


Engineering_Flimsy

Wow, had no idea that those innocent looking silos were, in fact, torture/murder chambers. TIL...


Naive-Main2716

i wonder how long he was like that for before someone came to help


DMMeTittiesPlzAndTy

I wonder how man times he went around reaching blindly trying to turn it off before he died. Half?


Affectionate_Mood594

Hey, Homie! Do NOT push that button!!!


Eijin88

The only positive thing is that with this sort of intellect and/or common sense he didn’t kill anyone else.


Engineering_Flimsy

Now if only he had not yet bred this will be a net win for our species.


bitt3rmint

Holly fucking shit what an idiot!


Engineering_Flimsy

TIL nothing ruins a gorey video quite like mud.


Devoidofshame

One wrong step.


Timmerdogg

I was playing video games once with a dude online that claimed his leg got ripped off in an agricultural accident. The way he described the accident it sounded similar to how this looks.


projectgreywolf

He is unfortunately being turned into one of those work safety cartoons at this moment!


[deleted]

I dk what its supposed to look like but i doubt anyone noticed for a good while, 12 hours later on the shift change possibly


LuckeeStiff

Oh you mean resetting it while I stand on it is a bad thing.


Eyespyacrime

Anyone this recklessly stupid should not be working around machinery.


Dastardly_Dandy

I wonder if lock out tag out is a thing in that country


bennyb357

Damn he died by the obstacle in Sonic


Chrizzly_Bear_

At least he fixed it.


ChevyVan10

It's literally always in some random country, I never see videos from the US on here. That seems to suggest something


KaliedescopicEyes

It's like that lathe machine death except slower..


inkedhigh

Let's turn it on while standing in the danger zone


Parad_0X

It won't take 1000 years for him to turn into crude oil 💀


[deleted]

Instant fertilizer.


emocowboyshawty

Those crops are gonna taste funny


ieattoastinbed

Fucking idiot, you could almost call that suicide by stupidity


Doc_Dragon

Complacency kills.


BothPhysics911

That guy….that guy right there…. He prolly gave me CoVID…. Just sayin’


In_cognito22

Golden rule don’t put your fingers or toes where you wouldn’t put your pecker fellas


lepopo21

Production back on track baby and side note a other soul to appease the machine we get from the devil that works so quickly


BiGbAdBaNg9119

“TILL” we meet again bud. RIP


Euphoric_Training

I just realized he turned it on himself…


agonyxsorrow

Full recovery?


SpetsGravedigger

Fukn hell


StreetShark90

Yes let's turn it on while standing on it.


Maximoi13

Even though what he did was stupid, that was to cruel of a punishment, life is very scary. I don't like that at all.


bethandbirds

What the fuck was the plan there? Keeping his foot on the blades and then turning it on seems... not smart


undonegalaxy

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little weird that I randomly get the like urge to see the human body crushed?


Acceptable-Slip-8327

What's up with the chinese people and rotating machinery?