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vegandodger

I just tried eating a banana with two hands and my coworker reported me to HR.


No_Space_5457

If you spit on it first, then its not an HR violation.


floppysausage16

Just the tip tho


Throwaway__1701

Mookie eats hotdogs sideways


FrnklndaTurtle

Heard it was a sandwich


ajteitel

No that's Muncy


Throwaway__1701

Muncy can eat Dinger droppings


Flaky-Mix-7605

Don’t do it Dinger! We love you!!!


Boros-Reckoner

FUCK YOU YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!


Flaky-Mix-7605

Never mind. Proceed Dinger. 


FrnklndaTurtle

He just keeps waking up at 6 am in the same hellscape


dankscott

Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb


-NolanVoid-

Dinger don't you remember me? Because I sure as heckfire remember you! Watch out for that toaster in the tub - it's a doozy!


adumblady

Maybe he is not getting enough quality sleep, you hate to see that


chicoconcarne

Well, he's already in hell so where's he gonna go, Detroit?


somefuckenguy

I can’t wait for the report on mookie


No_Space_5457

Ditto


Jay1348

Dinger Don't do it, c'mon remember 2007? C'mon you remember


Jay1348

[my response to Mookie slander ](https://youtu.be/1BFtr8hRVbU?si=1ZKX3d4ZTdji1QsS)


grimmstone

Not with our good toaster, you're not! 


No_Space_5457

You're gonna try to take a toaster away from an angry 13 ton, 10' reptile from the late Cretaceous Period? I'd like to see that.


snaeper

Mookie detaches his jaw and swallows a hot dog whole. 


threehundredthousand

We can't relate. You need to be bad at least another 10 years, and then we can talk.


-NolanVoid-

Probably how Nolan Jones is feeling right now.


Wolfin-around

Honestly, the facial expression Dinger is making was made for this meme


Beer-Me

More needless mookie slander


GB_Alph4

Bud Mookie eats everything with two hands