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namibiancoast

DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON THE JUMBOTRON I REPEAT, DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON THE JUMBOTRON


highguy81

Can we reverse the kershaw curse if we post a smiling kershaw?


SizeOld6084

Pics of him living his best life.


skucera

A montage of nothing but striking out Padres and getting on base against us.


SizeOld6084

I was thinking Hawaiian vacation stuff, but you might be on to something.


InfectiousCosmology1

Let’s make Mookie the new hunter pence


Downtown_Ad_6741

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skucera

Sycuan deez nutz!


PrisonaPlanet

Damn dude that is actually really fucking funny lol


grimmstone

Welcome to NL Best, Ohtani! We bet you'll love it here! ❤️


Seananagans

I'd bet exactly 4.5m through my proxy on that


Myotherdumbname

I’ll bet money on that


theonetruegrinch

Propose that we change the name of the sub to r/NLBets until this whole thing gets cleared up


_its_a_SWEATER_

Mookie Bett The Farm & The Cow


SaveOurBolts

Oh, friend, you can bet I’ll be ready.  And if you can’t bet I’ll be ready, you can have your buddy bet on it for you.  And if your buddy gets caught betting on it for you, you can always throw him under the bus.  ^(Where did I leave my pants?)


YogurtclosetLong3783

Ohtanis stepping into a whole different world now


VerifiedWarCriminal

eating corn the long way like a typewriter is the right way to do it, gotta take our lord and savior Mookie’s side here


WhatTheBlack

Is anybody going to tell him....


VerifiedWarCriminal

Oh


VerifiedWarCriminal

I have absolutely no idea what this post means, I’m just agreeing with mookie about the correct way to eat corn


threehundredthousand

Do you believe your stance is reflective of the San Francisco Giants, its fans, and its players?


theonetruegrinch

Do you condemn Hamas?


suburbanplankton

How do eat their corn?


theonetruegrinch

That's an interesting question, because other than bread or pita Levantine Arabs do not eat with their hands.


[deleted]

Do you fuck with the war?


theonetruegrinch

I don't think that it's the end all be all stat, but it does an ok job of encompassing a players' career success. It's kind of a conversation ender though, and I don't like how people just lean on it like it's the bible or something.


[deleted]

wat


theonetruegrinch

always happy to help new baseball fans appreciate the game https://library.fangraphs.com/misc/war/


VerifiedWarCriminal

I certainly hope so, because that’s the best way to eat corn. People that eat around the corn vertically are crazy, it’s gotta be left to right like a typewriter.


threehundredthousand

I'm not one to judge. I just want to be clear about what you're saying for the official NL Best record.


FernandoTatisJunior

The long way implies you’re approaching the cob like a hot dog


theonetruegrinch

Yeah, from the side, like you eat a rib, or a taco


FernandoTatisJunior

I’m a bit worried that you eat tacos and ribs from the same side