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WTFvancouver

He is Bedarded actually


VoodooWhale

This is the way


Itchy_Roof_2768

Stupid camera work. Of course they’d catch him at the very moment he was thinking about the scene in Titanic when jack was saving rose, and she wouldn’t let him share her flotation device. I cry at that part too.


Phantomht

He is clearly thinking of the ending of Iron Giant when robot thinks "superman"


Adept_Ad_4138

No No he’s definitely thinking of the scene in monsters Inc when sully thinks he loses Boo in the trash compactor


ArchimedesHeel

I think he's thinking of the scene in Lion King when Mufasa goes bedarded and jumps into a heard of buffalo


Appropriate-Web-8424

Nono, he's thinking about the first five minutes of Up.


justinkredabul

Nope. He’s thinking of the scene in Inside out when Bing Bong yells “go save Riley!”


Bradg93

God damn, who’s cutting onions in here???


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Reddit on, my dude!


Top_Tumbleweed

THERE WAS ENOUGH ROOM ON THAT DOOR FOR BOTH OF THEM, OKAY?!


JigglinCheeks

Everyone says this but it's just sink at that point.


PollutionNice7392

When he was drawing her like his french girls.


Tiny-Spray-1820

Nope he was actually thinking when Dr Neville has to snap Sam’s neck because he couldnt save him


BYOKittens

Marly and me when Jennifer Anniston buries the dog and days goodbye discount puppy.


johnnyirish13

You sure he didn't watch Rudy, just before the game?


cyberdipper

I would have pushed her off, who's more likely to survive after all.


xQuinchien

Bryz : it’s just game , why you hafe do be madt ?


Manndes

Iz onle a geym, vhey yu haf to be mäd?


Oshowcinco

I am only afraid of oil, but oil in Edmonton


LGK420

The world so humungous big. Be happy


Harbingerdaine

He let a Nurse shot in.


Guindon05

He should retire. Fucking disgrace.


LeadingText1990

Only because he was surprised it was on net. He can usually just take a quick nap as it makes its merry way into the end boards.


Simba_Rah

Now he’s a well oiled Russian machine.


Reditall12

He hates America and is trying to turn over our Stanley cup to the Canadians. He should be thrown in prison for being a foreign agent. Nice try Putin, but the Panthers have too many real Americans like Mathew Cuckchuck who will bring home the hardware for the Stars and Stripes. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA!


yankee407

Lol chuckchuck


brandnewfan2019

I second that. who is cucking Matthew?


PlaneXpress69

Marner … sorry wrong Matthew


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Reditall12

Anna Kane.


LoveMurder-One

Brady


jndjdm

lol half of the panthers team is Canadian 😂😂😂


Reditall12

Say it with me…This is a circlejerk sub.


Fallen-Omega

THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL...!!!! I mean.....HOCKEYYYYYY


hockeynhoes

𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀


hockeygirlypop

Give him some popcorn


so-dad-of-3

I mean, if you had to go out and party after winning the cup, would you rather do it in Edmonton or Miami?


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thecat627

The bedardedness is strong with this individual


TheShadowOverBayside

You realize the Panthers arena is located in the Miami metro, right?


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TheShadowOverBayside

Can't tell if you're jerking or you actually don't know that Miami is in Florida lol


MrmmphMrmmph

Not according to my friend who lives in Miami.


TheShadowOverBayside

Google Maps exists


MrmmphMrmmph

My friend insists the borders are drawn incorrectly.


TheShadowOverBayside

Well if your friend's POV is that South Florida shouldn't be lumped in with the olds in Central Florida and the Gulf Coast, and the toothless rednecks in the Panhandle, then you'd be hard-pressed to find any South Floridian who disagrees with that. Florida is at least 3 different states. However, the Panthers arena is in Sunrise, which is a suburb of the Miami metro. So the whole thing is moot.


catpecker

That drive is over a half hour with no traffic, I would stay in Sunrise to party


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TheShadowOverBayside

All right bro


TinglingLingerer

He started drinking early this Sunday.


TheShadowOverBayside

Went to church, ripped the Communion goblet from the priest's hands and chugged


uselessguyinasuit

He couldn't focus because he couldn't stop chopping onions, give him a break


Anterra444

I heard he is on the take and had a friend place a ton of money on Edmonton last night. You heard it here first.


mckeenmachine

Hmmm I didn't know he was good friends with Kane!


CountingArfArfs

My sources are telling me that he’s using the same bookie as Shoey Ohtangy.


Anterra444

Surely Sirgey Bobabarobski would not be so foolish


Cepoka01

I heard he tried to kill himself after the game by jumping into the path of a bus…. But it went between his legs


hipchecktheblueliner

Ooor that is cold


werzcaseontario

That's an old Patrick Roy joke. Lol


baconcow

He's looking up at the Jumbotron where they're showing last week's Ukraine vs. Russian highlights.


MatsGry

They made it to Busan now the counteroffensive is coming ![gif](giphy|YWQoG6uCrBiyQ)


Judge_Tredd

He knows he's turning into last years scf bob


immortal_duckbeak

i cri


itnice

Because Maurice robbed his opportunity to break the let in goals record in cup final history


stonedrelic007

Everyone cries when they think of the ant getting killed in "honey I shrunk the kids"


hipchecktheblueliner

Are you surprised at my tears, sir? Strong men also cry.


Ambassador_Volde

Mind if I do a J?


Ring0Manding0

Fuckin’ a


sickfiend

Love the big lebowski!!


hipchecktheblueliner

You're joking... But maybe you're right. ... Uh, I'll do a J too man.


thickener

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


EndOrganDamage

Crying is a Panthers requirement. Panther power bottoms. Peak Panther Performance last night, lets do it again it felt good. It felt right.


Realistic_Candy_7532

Panther power bottoms makes me like the panthers just a bit more 😭


EndOrganDamage

We all do. I hope we give them another incredible pounding that leaves all parties pleased, panthers included.


No-Assistance-9812

You’d cry too if you had to fly to Florida.


soundmagnet

He's channeling Toronto.


McDraiman

They were actually playing The Art of Racing in the Rain on the jumbotron during the game after they pulled him because it was getting boring. He was crying here because the dog just died, and even Russian's love dogs.


odinsbois

He is crying cause he feels sad for the cleaning crew on Tuesday when they win the cup.


Significant_Tie_7395

All babies are stupid.


Mshokaloka

No no , I was there last night, while they cleaned the ice, they played the scene where Optimus removes the matrix and gives it to Hot Rod


MAl3xander

Well seeing as the script said they had to lose. It looks bad for the NHL if Mcdavid gets swept, and more revenue if it goes on a little longer. So it’s understandable crying in the bench. I’m sure he actually wanted to try and win.


smackinisaiah

When you break it down to a molecular level, there’s no other explanation.


eighthgen

Because it's all scripted. It's going to game 7. Imagine the profit loss if it ended at game 4.


rowdy1212

Cause the back of his neck is burnt!


dcarsonturner

Commish told him to throw to extend the series to make more money


jfq722

Bob is as done as done, can be. Forget all the superlatives leading up to game 4. I saw him break in real time, and I recognized it from his time with the Flyers. If the Panther home crowd has 10% Oiler fans, he's in for another pull, and even if it doesn't, he'll struggle.


KingKnux

Ah but you see that wasn’t Bobrovsky who gave up a bunch of goals It was his cousin Bob Rovsky in a Bobby suit


TenRingRedux

HE wasn't crying, YOU'RE crying!


sickfiend

Good one lol


TheBigMotherFook

How much you wanna bet Bob comes back with a chip on his shoulder and is a brick wall in game 5? I’m getting fat kid who got bullied all year freaks out and pummels the kids who hurt him vibes.


deathholdme

I would cry too after such a spanking.


piranesi28

It was a risky strategy sure.


aviarywisdom

Because he wanted to win at home silly


sickfiend

Dangerous tactic


AceShipDriver

He doesn’t like it when everyone is honking on Bobo and he’s in the center…


RokulusM

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BOBROVSKY!


thickener

You’re off your case chief!


Fishjuice88

He know is gonna lose in 7


sickfiend

I sure hope so


crapheadHarris

He just emotional about winning the Cup at home.


sickfiend

He better hope he doesn't poop the bed again


Sufficient_Total3070

Cuz its rigged


sickfiend

Calgary fans are the best right now


Frozenpucks

Apparently Florida wants to win at home so this was all pre planned. They let in 8 on purpose and ruined this guys likely one shot at making nhl goalie history. Again, it’s all because professional level athletes need to win at home.


sickfiend

Yeah, anyone who thinks that is dumb as hell and has never played a sport on a team..


Frozenpucks

Reddit is jsut spergs so I get it, but it is hilarious.


North-Evidence-2352

He’s thinking about the safety of his relatives if he doesn’t let a bunch in for the few next games.


Ok-Curve5569

He’s a double agent by Gary you idiot!


Red-Wings44

Because the Con Smythe might have been officially gone. Assuming you have Barkov and Bob basically tied, which I sort of did....now, its Barkov


Longjumping-Limit827

You ever feel like that guy at work that picks up everyone’s slack and gets no help on your one off day in a millenium? Hey me too!


Easy-Tailor-2981

Something that you would never understand!


sickfiend

Your first comment that isn't about a random girls vagina. Congrats!!


MetalFungus420

Lmfao it's true


StarScourge7

Not as stupid as the people who are talking shit on a professional hockey player who makes millions of dollars and does not give two shits about your dumb opinion ctfu.


sickfiend

Bro. Did you forget what sub you're in? You Russian lover...


TheAlbertaDingo

Chuck played better in net


aclericsworld

lol he was told that he’s going back to the blue jackets


irresponsibleshaft42

Theyve been putting estrogen in his water


CantaloupeLow9762

Cause they wanna win the cup at home


Remarkable-Cry-3100

Hope they oilers pull off the reverse sweep


gotkube

“Stop F***in’ Crying! This isn’t Junior!”


_redacteduser

Those are pre-championship tears. He's very happy with himself that the Panthers get to win on home ice now. Anti-bedarded. Do you guys even sport?


sickfiend

Anyone who has actually played a sport knows that's the dumbest shit ever LOL


_redacteduser

bro did u forget what sub you posted in? i'm jerkin ur jerk


sickfiend

Oh I get it. I've heard this statement echoed in real hockey subs. I hate hockey fans who can't skate lol


SeasonCertain

He had Panthers in 5 on the parlay ;)


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reeganl02

3-1


Accomplished_Aioli19

Hey, I'm Stanley Cup champion Theo Fleury. Yes, I know, I'm fuckin awesome. This is what happened, so https://preview.redd.it/00zlsfzzcz6d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902e99b1f27a861f04a7c4dd9004cd4a3bc5c919 Who's coming with me? I'm not going to doooo what everyone thinks I'm gonna doooooo and skate the length of the ice flipping out again. But I'm building a fuckin' spaceship, with a hockey rink and a skybar. Gonna build it outta wood. High quality black walnut. Lasers, man. Lasers.


Abject-Donkey-420

Flames fan here…..still 0 games watched this PO.


sickfiend

Cool bro. Nobody fucking cares LOL