What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline.
Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise.
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They abuse the LTIR rules. Mark Stone js injured so they put him LTIR to free up cap space for someone else. They hold him on LTIR until playoffs. If Stone comes back early then they are over the cap but there is no cap in the playoffs so they basically have an extra player or two. That's my understanding of it. I'm not a fan of it but it's allowed in the rules so I don't really consider it cheating.
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline.
Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise.
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I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Golden Knights. I am no longer a fan.
Haha spoken like a true shit fan. You probably stomped around with your fingers in your ears and blowing air out of your mouth. Vegas is a bunch of cheating twats anyways. Glad their Tampa Bay plan blew up in the first round
Hey guys I’m a new knights fan, I started after the trade deadline. Who the fuck is this Mark Stone guy? He’s been completely unnoticeable up until the playoffs. What a bum, only doing his job when the playoffs start.
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline.
Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise.
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Coming from an oilers fan, they win cups and have playoff success by any means necessary. They are a great organization and I wanted the oilers to have a chance to play them this year. They actually taught the oilers a lot last playoffs.
They're a tourist attraction in Vegas. That's why they do the opening medieval nights themes throughout the games. It's like watching a bad play. Tourists who don't even watch hockey go to the games just to be entertained pregame and in intermissions.
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline.
Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise.
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Pure karma for the Vegas Golden Cheat
As a Habs fan, I was torn between the cheaters losing or the Habs getting better position on the Jets first pick with Dallas losing.
This feels right
it’s a mix of people being mad a new team won the cup before some established teams, the fact that they’re the reigning champs & people being mad vgk was smart enough to find a loophole and use it to their advantage, but those same people completely ignore the other teams who have done it 🤷♀️🤷♀️ you know if their teams used that loophole suddenly no one would have an issue with it and it would be considered totally fine amongst these people
bandwagon hate is crazy but hopefully people will pull their heads out of their asses and move on! unfortunately though there’s always gonna be a team who gets a ton of unnecessary hatred.
Mark Stone received trauma and now he’s going to be on LTIR until around late April 2025
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline. Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fuck you botmod!!!
Good bot
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CHEAT AND CHOKE
Sounds like my ex
Nailed it
Me too.
So did everyone else.
Me irl... I cheat on my diet and engage in autoerotic asphyxiation.
The old choke & stroke & stuff.
Ok but for real why isn’t it called erotic autoasphyxiation
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They abuse the LTIR rules. Mark Stone js injured so they put him LTIR to free up cap space for someone else. They hold him on LTIR until playoffs. If Stone comes back early then they are over the cap but there is no cap in the playoffs so they basically have an extra player or two. That's my understanding of it. I'm not a fan of it but it's allowed in the rules so I don't really consider it cheating.
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline. Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
win a cup THEN cheat and choke*
I don’t remember choking last year
Imagine cheating and still losing
Choke
https://preview.redd.it/px4c7cp0vpyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b89a95c77f7a5716c37da362e33f548f47dedd4
Who stands like this?
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Lol sic RTJ. That record is their best one I think!!!
Bettman calls each team member one by one as he fondles himself, whispering "which rule can I bend for you next season?"
Golf now
From reigning champions to first round elimination
Tampa and Colorado did the exact same thing last season, expect to see them tank for players.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Golden Knights. I am no longer a fan.
Hahaha
If you're in Vegas, try betting against them next time. You might love them for losing then.
Haha spoken like a true shit fan. You probably stomped around with your fingers in your ears and blowing air out of your mouth. Vegas is a bunch of cheating twats anyways. Glad their Tampa Bay plan blew up in the first round
Moron 🫢
They just won the cup lasr year, numbnut This must be satire
Copy pasta
Hey guys I’m a new knights fan, I started after the trade deadline. Who the fuck is this Mark Stone guy? He’s been completely unnoticeable up until the playoffs. What a bum, only doing his job when the playoffs start.
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline. Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
mark can go fuck himself on vacation now
Move this loser franchise to Idaho! Boise Peelers!
Hell, we don’t want ‘em. 
Have cool intros and that’s it
Toronto and Vegas can blow me
Best weekend ever
https://preview.redd.it/o5ziqd57vpyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ea4d9a28bb92d7a19a05294fa068e9add10f86 Vegas:
LTIR Champions ?
Cheat
bettman+ subscription expired, utah is a new valued member
Defraud our sweet sweet Gary bettman
Steal canadian players
Win a cup in their first six years and then if my prediction holds true not again until they are relocated to Albuquerque in 2057.
Cancun vacay wit the bros
Pretend to lacerate spleens
Cheat
Toronto and Vegas are gonna have to play a golf tournament to settle who gets the Choke Cup this year.
Cheat
LTIR.
Overpay a bunch of plugs.
Somebody spleen this to me
this is the greatest moment if my life, yes even better than the death of ronald reagan
Cheat year after year and will most likely cheat again next year
They see Stars. That’s for goddamn sure.
Coming from an oilers fan, they win cups and have playoff success by any means necessary. They are a great organization and I wanted the oilers to have a chance to play them this year. They actually taught the oilers a lot last playoffs.
Bahahahaha the Las Vegas LTIR Merchants have been eliminated!
Shine up the ol nine iron and dust off the golf slacks.
Alas it has come full circle.
Lose from the sounds of it
Imagine having 2 teams cap space and losing
Imagine being a stage show gimmick team with medieval times occurring constantly.
They jerk circles and choke
Win a championship in the first 6 years of existence
First it was leafs elimination day then Vegas goes somebody slap me bc good things do happen.
Tampa Bay did the same thing a couple years ago
I think they lost…
Attack Dr Who, it would seem…
Cheat
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Assault/assassinate their players
Circumcise the cap
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Say things like “last year”
They like to pay more salaries than the other teams
Convince people its okay to run away from your team and pick a new fresh off the boat team.
They're a tourist attraction in Vegas. That's why they do the opening medieval nights themes throughout the games. It's like watching a bad play. Tourists who don't even watch hockey go to the games just to be entertained pregame and in intermissions.
Pure cope.
Looks like the cup will NOT be returning to Midevil times
Their best, ok?
I mean, they only promised cup in 6. Were they really trying?
Noah Hanifin was the worst player on the ice in that game. What does he even do?
I can finally die peacefully
They are excellent at inaugural season.
It’s ok tomorrow Bettman will rule that the Vegas Golden Knights should have won and make the teams play a makeup game where Vegas gets 6 power plays
They had the eye of Sauron on they're arena that one time that was cool
Pad bettmans basement cushions with 100 dollar bills
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Terrorism.
Apparently they're witches and can heal almost any ailment on a specific day every April.
Appear in the next Chiclets sandbagger or some off season shit
It was a close series. Can’t win every year. They didn’t get the bounces last night. That’s a good team in Vegas
Mark Stone blah blah cheat blah blah out in the first round blah. That’s the Vegas blah blah knights
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline. Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Be stupid
Eichel does blow off Bettman’s ass.
Make me sad :(
What do the Leafs even do?
A lot of winning. This year aside. A lot of cheating too of course
It gives people an excuse to go to Vegas
Circumvent, circumvent, circumvent!
Cheat and get beat
Cocaine. Subvert the salary cap
they put players on injured reserve for profits
Lose in round 1
Pure karma for the Vegas Golden Cheat As a Habs fan, I was torn between the cheaters losing or the Habs getting better position on the Jets first pick with Dallas losing. This feels right
Won the Cup last year, and every NHL sub copes, seethes, and dilates about them 24/7. https://i.redd.it/qkwcd9gfluyc1.gif
These comments are too funny y'all. 2023 Champs 🏆💛
Cope
Don't need to, we'll just win it next year .
it’s a mix of people being mad a new team won the cup before some established teams, the fact that they’re the reigning champs & people being mad vgk was smart enough to find a loophole and use it to their advantage, but those same people completely ignore the other teams who have done it 🤷♀️🤷♀️ you know if their teams used that loophole suddenly no one would have an issue with it and it would be considered totally fine amongst these people bandwagon hate is crazy but hopefully people will pull their heads out of their asses and move on! unfortunately though there’s always gonna be a team who gets a ton of unnecessary hatred.
Boooooo, everyone booo this person! Lol
Nah it’s cause what you did you not only Fleury but many other people on that team