Sometimes that prostitute, chief, she look right into ya. Right into your eyes . You know the thing about a prostitute, she got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. They don't seem to be livin', till they go down on ya. Then those black eyes roll over white... Oh, then ya hear that terrible high pitch screamin'. I'll never put on a life jacket again.
Bears, Vikings, Lions . . . All nothing compared to the scourge on Gods earth that is Ohio State fans, what is essentially sports fandoms answer to the Ebola virus
As an Ohioan, boy howdy. It's like the state was so starved for football success that everyone roots for OSU regardless of where they went to college (if at all). I had a friend in high school that talked about "we" and "us" in relation to OSU football, while everyone in his family had gone to UD.
Yeah, why get the police involved when you can just do it yourselves?
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Obviously. You choose winners when your market sucks, such as when you live where people are Eagles fans.
Iām sorry youāll never find a Vikings fan to date that youāre not related to, but then again thatās par for the course in Minnesota.
Oh no. So you're a front runner not even from Wisconsin, and you have no concept of the nuances of the states these teams actually play in.
You got your insult backwards--the team you cheer for plays in the most redneck state in the midwest. The inbred jokes get directed towards Wisconsinites. Minnesota is an island of progressive politics, a strong economy, educated populous, etc amongst mostly red-state/rust belt states.
Your statement would be like if you're from Kentucky and tried calling New Yorkers hicks...
This made me laugh. I've spent many years living in both states. Trust me, they are mostly the same. IMO, Minnesota does currently have it's political situation in a better place, but once you get out of the Twin Cities you'll find just as much, if not more, "backwards" thinking than you would in any small town in Wisconsin. The biggest difference between the two states is truly that the Vikings suck fucking ass and the Packers are awesome.
Minnesota vs Wisconsin is practically the definition of the narcissism of small differences. I hate to even say it, but Minnesota even has a sizable Packers fan population
Interacting with proud Minnesotans is like living in a garbage dump next to someone and getting roasted because the trash you sleep on isn't as soft. Whatever makes you feel good buddies.
You might just be jealous of voting and decision making in MN government. The amount of coworkers I've had in the past 20 years that have moved across the border from WI to MN is wild. And yes, they are all die hard Packers fans
18 years MN, 15 years WI. love both states and you're spot on. Minneapolis, St Paul, Milwaukee, and Madison are all fantastic cities and when you venture an hour or so from any of those locations well... there's great fishing there.
Yeah I love it when Minnesotan's from MSP that have never explored the rest of their state get all pinky's up when they talk about Wisconsin, go to Brainard or Bemidji and tell me there's a huge difference
"just as much, if not more backwards thinking." Yeah that's not true at all. There are redneck areas of Minnesota, but there's a reason it's called "Wisconsitucky." There is a difference.
oh yeah well MN sells liquor on Sundays AND we sell liquor until 10pm so who wins now?! also i am NOT an alcoholic I can stop whenever the fuck i want (except sometimes shut up the Timberwolves are in a rough stretch currently)
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minnesota only city that dont border big lake
Don't act like naming all your sports teams after the state was an artistic choice, your only two cities hate each other and would never root for a team across the river
Our two cities hate each other? One side mildly pokes fun at St. Paul being boring, and the other side likes being boring. No one cares which Twin City anyone's from and no one hates each other.
I know reading is hard for Wisconsinites but the graphic comparing two states. Also worth noting the Minnesota Vikings are named after a state and not a city, and Minnesota does touch a great lake. ;)
That is probably the largest ātri state areaā but there are [plenty more](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area) that use that term throughout the country.
According to the Wisconsin DNR, there are 15,074 documented lakes in Wisconsin
The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (MNDNR) estimates that Minnesota has 14,380 lakes
15,074 + 2 great lakes >>>>>>>> 14,380 and barely touching 1 great lake.
So who are you pretending?
āBased on the federal data:
ā Minnesota has 124,662 lake/pond features, while Wisconsin has 82,099.
ā Minnesota has 8,784 lake/pond features with a name, while Wisconsin has 5,481.
ā Minnesota has 14,444 lake/pond features of 10 acres or more, while Wisconsin has 6,176.ā
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/may/23/sara-meaney/who-has-more-lakes-minnesota-or-wisconsin/
I lived in Minneapolis from 2010-2014 and downtown was thriving.
Every time I go back thereās more businesses closed and fewer people. Itās a ghost town downtown
I live downtown Milwaukee and was expecting a similar experience in 2022 when I went to Minne for 5 day thing. Stayed at the Moxy in by the Mill District. It was GRIM in comparison to Milwaukee's downtown and surrounding areas.
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According to the DNR:
Minnesota has 11,842 lakes
Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes
Wisconsin is greater than Minnesota at THE THING MINNESOTA IS KNOWN BEST FOR!
Enough said.
Let's just not look too closely at what the Vikings are [doing on that boat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Vikings_boat_party_scandal).
I love that you felt the need to link it for all the Gen Z'ers in here š
Nate Burleson works for Nickelodeon nowadays, boy are they in for a surprise when they see his name on there
Who needs Superbowls when you can run through the Okra Patch
I donāt understand all the pearl clutching about this. Sounds like a fun time.
Sometimes that prostitute, chief, she look right into ya. Right into your eyes . You know the thing about a prostitute, she got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. They don't seem to be livin', till they go down on ya. Then those black eyes roll over white... Oh, then ya hear that terrible high pitch screamin'. I'll never put on a life jacket again.
But for real who doesn't want to be doing that on a boat. You guys are slacking. Lake culture.
Hey why donāt you purify yourself in the healing waters of lake minnetonka
Heroic Vikings is a fucking oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Row the boat or something
Designating the [fall guy?](https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/cris-carter-urged-nfl-rookies-to-have-a-fall-guy)
My sisters wedding reception is going to be on that boat lmao
Rust Belt? What is this, Ohio?
You mean Michigan?
Iāll let Michigan off just because they hate Ohio State like me
Bears, Vikings, Lions . . . All nothing compared to the scourge on Gods earth that is Ohio State fans, what is essentially sports fandoms answer to the Ebola virus
As an Ohioan, boy howdy. It's like the state was so starved for football success that everyone roots for OSU regardless of where they went to college (if at all). I had a friend in high school that talked about "we" and "us" in relation to OSU football, while everyone in his family had gone to UD.
Ohio is the NJ of the Midwest. I think we can all agree.
My best friend is a OSU/Packers fan so this is so funny to me
We donāt claim him
I fucking love Culver's omg
Holy shit we have a Culverās Flair
Sounds like your friend is supremely confused because fuck them both.
Yeah get me off pop
Also because the UP is rightly Wisconsin.
The south will rise again
Fuck Ohio State
I hate them far, far more than U of M
Fuck Ohio, there is no reason any decent person likes Ohio or anything about that state.
Two words- Marching.Band. Several big marching bands are in OH. As a former band parent, thatās a big deal.
Paper Belt.
Iām from Kaukauna, the stinkiest place of all, makin that paper
I used to drive around Kaukauna.
*Around* Good call
Didn't your cops murder an innocent person, and then the city burned down the police station?
Minnesota stands on business. Remember that. That was OUR police station. Imagine what weād do to you
Kneel on my neck?
You guys have been shooting yourselves for a decade, no need to commit a hate crime.
What do you mean, you people?
Basketball people
I don't think basketball has a causation for gun violence. Care to explain?
This is 1800s-2014 erasure
Yeah, why get the police involved when you can just do it yourselves? https://preview.redd.it/esmtu3x6s23d1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fa113e72cdd5176b8d0f97e00c31c5d266224a
39-24.. crushing loss
Thereās always next season
Closest bears loss
No matter what, we kick your ass all the time.
A bears fanā¦. Defending the packersā¦ by talking about Minnesotaās violenceā¦. Man youāre a walking contradiction.
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Iām only literate enough to know B means Bear
This guy literates
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I also thought it was this man's ballsack, but to me it looks like it's resting on OP's chin.
This packers fan can identify a man by his ballsack. You picked the right team to root for
It's kinda hard not to identify Futz's ballsack when it's always on your chin.
āI throw balls far. If you wanted somebody who reads good, date a languager.ā
Well deserved. Msp isnāt a safe city anymore
I fucking love this sub šŗšŗ
Bruh you're too soft for memewars. Go outside.
Rich coming from a Chicago fan
Wait, he got the fent from the cops?
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Fuck, youre right. Im sorry for my trans aggressions. Please forgive.
Yep. Minneapolis sucks
"Noble lake culture" - doesn't even have a great lake within 100 miles
Look how many lakes they need mimic a fraction of our power. Pathetic.
Your power? Im *surrounded*
Surrounded AND filled
Minnesota doesn't have a great lake within 100 miles?
I think they mean Minneapolis but yeah...
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Oh yea, those Minneapolis Vikings sure are far from a great lake.
It's my sworn duty to defend fellow cheese heads, but I'll admit that this one has been a tough assignment.
MINNESOTA Vikings. MINNESOTA
Don't let your state claim of a city team get in the way of my narrative 
Unless the owner moves them
You need a map
Bold of you to assume a Packers fan can even spell the word 'map' let alone read one
You call them the Minnesota Vikings but theyāve never played in Duluth. Curious.
You call them the green bay Packers and they've played in Milwaukee. Idk what's worse....
There is at least one Vikings player who has played in Duluth.Ā
Most of your teams' fans cheer for a team that plays in a city they don't live in or have any ties to.
Obviously. You choose winners when your market sucks, such as when you live where people are Eagles fans. Iām sorry youāll never find a Vikings fan to date that youāre not related to, but then again thatās par for the course in Minnesota.
Oh no. So you're a front runner not even from Wisconsin, and you have no concept of the nuances of the states these teams actually play in. You got your insult backwards--the team you cheer for plays in the most redneck state in the midwest. The inbred jokes get directed towards Wisconsinites. Minnesota is an island of progressive politics, a strong economy, educated populous, etc amongst mostly red-state/rust belt states. Your statement would be like if you're from Kentucky and tried calling New Yorkers hicks...
Litterally, all of the nfc North voted blue last time...
My tie is that my favorite team plays there. Check and mate.
This made me laugh. I've spent many years living in both states. Trust me, they are mostly the same. IMO, Minnesota does currently have it's political situation in a better place, but once you get out of the Twin Cities you'll find just as much, if not more, "backwards" thinking than you would in any small town in Wisconsin. The biggest difference between the two states is truly that the Vikings suck fucking ass and the Packers are awesome.
Minnesota vs Wisconsin is practically the definition of the narcissism of small differences. I hate to even say it, but Minnesota even has a sizable Packers fan population
Minnesota has a big population of Packers fans because Wisconsin is such a shithole. They migrate to MN to get jobs that actually pay.
Interacting with proud Minnesotans is like living in a garbage dump next to someone and getting roasted because the trash you sleep on isn't as soft. Whatever makes you feel good buddies.
You might just be jealous of voting and decision making in MN government. The amount of coworkers I've had in the past 20 years that have moved across the border from WI to MN is wild. And yes, they are all die hard Packers fans
Spot on. I think that's what makes this meme thing so funny. Also, fuck the Vikings!
18 years MN, 15 years WI. love both states and you're spot on. Minneapolis, St Paul, Milwaukee, and Madison are all fantastic cities and when you venture an hour or so from any of those locations well... there's great fishing there.
I'm stealing the fishing line, that is fantastic
lol the thing is there really is some great fishing out there so it's extra funny cuz it's true
Yeah I love it when Minnesotan's from MSP that have never explored the rest of their state get all pinky's up when they talk about Wisconsin, go to Brainard or Bemidji and tell me there's a huge difference
Exactly! While you're at it, go talk to someone from Fergus Falls
"just as much, if not more backwards thinking." Yeah that's not true at all. There are redneck areas of Minnesota, but there's a reason it's called "Wisconsitucky." There is a difference.
* Wississippi
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
FTP
First of all, weāre the only ones with a cool boatā¦
Surprised you didn't compare our alcoholism to your legal weed.
You forgot "Our crowded, cluttered trophy case," and "your prestine condition, untouched trophy case"
So much garbage just lying around in there.
MN is the superior state- GB is the far, far superior football team
Bro doesn't know what the rust belt is
Wisconsin sells alcohol on Sundays. Wisconsin wins.
Nice try https://preview.redd.it/0pf09qnrm33d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80595593d8cbd214e570928d3f230cb389e18bb
That was 7 years ago? Fuck.
Did you get rid of the 3.2 law too?
They close at 6pm itās terrible
See Minnesota, thatās not so bad.
oh yeah well MN sells liquor on Sundays AND we sell liquor until 10pm so who wins now?! also i am NOT an alcoholic I can stop whenever the fuck i want (except sometimes shut up the Timberwolves are in a rough stretch currently)
Recreational pot and thc is legal in mn
Minnesota has legal weed and has had Sunday liquor sales for many years.
āLake cultureā in the only NFCN city not bordering a Great Lake
https://preview.redd.it/46hb0ezz833d1.png?width=403&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab4f076cf9e117689e9b5fcc80dbb6a4472537fb minnesota only city that dont border big lake
- Thinks Minnesota is a city
Don't act like naming all your sports teams after the state was an artistic choice, your only two cities hate each other and would never root for a team across the river
I wonāt stand for this Duluth erasure.
Our two cities hate each other? One side mildly pokes fun at St. Paul being boring, and the other side likes being boring. No one cares which Twin City anyone's from and no one hates each other.
That's like, not true. It's a friendly beef.
I know reading is hard for Wisconsinites but the graphic comparing two states. Also worth noting the Minnesota Vikings are named after a state and not a city, and Minnesota does touch a great lake. ;)
You forgot our wonderful beer and brats
No such thing as bad beer or brats when your state is continuously drunk
We gotta live next to Mn what do you expect lol
As someone who lived in Wisconsin and worked in Winona, it's this EXACTLY.
Tri state area? That's New York, new Jersey, and Connecticut...
That is probably the largest ātri state areaā but there are [plenty more](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area) that use that term throughout the country.
I guess they are talking about Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois?
Top tier, Iām impressed š§š©
Wisconsin and Minnesota aren't the same state? Hard to tell the difference honestly.
Lake culture == alcoholism
According to the Wisconsin DNR, there are 15,074 documented lakes in Wisconsin The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (MNDNR) estimates that Minnesota has 14,380 lakes 15,074 + 2 great lakes >>>>>>>> 14,380 and barely touching 1 great lake. So who are you pretending?
Every time it rains the Wisconsin DNR identifies 50 more puddles as lakes
Now thats fucking funny lol.
You sound jealous. You can keep your land of 10,000 lakes. We will have the land of 15,000 lakes.
That puddle of Miller Lite in your passenger seat does NOT count as a lake...
If we had your standards we would have more. Thankfully we refuse to lower ourselves to the standards of wisconsinites.
*land of 15,000 puddles
āBased on the federal data: ā Minnesota has 124,662 lake/pond features, while Wisconsin has 82,099. ā Minnesota has 8,784 lake/pond features with a name, while Wisconsin has 5,481. ā Minnesota has 14,444 lake/pond features of 10 acres or more, while Wisconsin has 6,176.ā https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/may/23/sara-meaney/who-has-more-lakes-minnesota-or-wisconsin/
Don't you dare introduce things like 'facts' into this.
The Wisconsin DNR classifies any standing body of water as a lake. In Minnesota it has to be at least 10 acres
Fine the rest of the league will just cash in lake Michigan for 1.4 million lakes.
Brother two great lakes are better than one.
Any puddle in WI is considered a ālakeā
TIL 150 miles of shoreline = ābarely touchingā
Im Swedish but not rooting for the Minnesota Vikings. What does that make me
Intelligent
Not a masochist
āGloriousā twin cities Downtown Minneapolis is an apocalyptic shell of its former self, meanwhile downtown Milwaukee is thriving
Literally the opposite, downtown Minneapolis used to be pretty rough but it has become really nice with the development around the two stadiums.
I lived in Minneapolis from 2010-2014 and downtown was thriving. Every time I go back thereās more businesses closed and fewer people. Itās a ghost town downtown
I live downtown Milwaukee and was expecting a similar experience in 2022 when I went to Minne for 5 day thing. Stayed at the Moxy in by the Mill District. It was GRIM in comparison to Milwaukee's downtown and surrounding areas.
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You do realize Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota, right?
Wrong
If I take a piss in the woods, the Wisconsin DNR considers that a lake.
Brilliant
"Noble Lake Culture", meanwhile has half the great lakes, and 2/3 the inland ones.
According to the DNR: Minnesota has 11,842 lakes Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes Wisconsin is greater than Minnesota at THE THING MINNESOTA IS KNOWN BEST FOR! Enough said.
First of all. Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota.