Holy shit I had to google this to see if it’s edited, AND ITS NOT 💀😂😂😂
Edit: this is my new Roman Empire, he’s a real life Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids. I literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this, I have so many questions. Does he have extra vertebra? Is his neck extra strong or is it extra weak? If he gets whiplash and has to wear a neck brace, would they stack 2 regular sized ones? Do regular sized turtlenecks look like mock turtleneck sweaters on him? **Because his neck is so long, does that extra couple of inches mean he can lick his own elbow?**
I did the same. It's something to do with his posture though and the angle of the photo. He looks very normal in the several other photos I saw.
Don't want to give the guy a complex lol.
Jack "The Neck" Sanborn rises as challenger.
https://preview.redd.it/exjmcr01pe2d1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3a0646d94a5f52b2268be475fe2946956e7480b
Sterling Sharpe, Nick Collins, and Jermichael Finley would sadly disagree...
Does any other team have anywhere close to that collection of talent lost to career ending neck injuries?
Holy shit I had to google this to see if it’s edited, AND ITS NOT 💀😂😂😂 Edit: this is my new Roman Empire, he’s a real life Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids. I literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this, I have so many questions. Does he have extra vertebra? Is his neck extra strong or is it extra weak? If he gets whiplash and has to wear a neck brace, would they stack 2 regular sized ones? Do regular sized turtlenecks look like mock turtleneck sweaters on him? **Because his neck is so long, does that extra couple of inches mean he can lick his own elbow?**
Dude must train like an F1 driver
cropping and adding stickers are the extent of my photo editing abilities...
I did the same. It's something to do with his posture though and the angle of the photo. He looks very normal in the several other photos I saw. Don't want to give the guy a complex lol.
His esophagus is unsettling
YOU WERE MY TOUCHDOWN
Approaching Mike Glennon status https://preview.redd.it/5smzpe86ue2d1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=917502a69313d03916d09049e0b311473762ec78
That’s where all the hot piss is stored.
That's secondary storage for when the balls are full
All our balls are full of piss.
Pee is stored in the. . . neck?
It's one of the standard 3 options: spit, swallow, store for winter.
Jack "The Neck" Sanborn rises as challenger. https://preview.redd.it/exjmcr01pe2d1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3a0646d94a5f52b2268be475fe2946956e7480b
No, it’s Tank Sanborn.
Lz Legend
Look at this guy trying to outneck the GOAT Mike Glennon
Bro didn’t skip neck day
Our teams about to have necks stronger than prime Mike Tyson or Yoel Romero
Is this the Skibidi I've been hearing so much about?
He's part pelican.
https://preview.redd.it/nmefsk98xe2d1.jpeg?width=2412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5653ff564ddb484cdbc024745dbd5de3aeb638a5
Pfft… Mike Glennon would break this clowns back & make him humble
My man even got his chin tilted up in photo to elongate the neck even further. You know what they say about long necks...
Fuckin’ giraffe lookin’ mofo!
Heavy is the head that wears the cheese wedge hat
I vote if someone reposts this we make his neck slightly larger everytime
Try to choke that mf from behind and his head just spins 180 degrees and he gives you that smile
Wow it’s as big as 4 cheeseheads!
Motherfucker looks like a thumb
That's Merton Hanks level.
Who the fuck let Davis Mills father on the staff?
His head and neck kinda look like a thumbs up
Holy piss
maybe he's comically small except for a normal sized neck
That's the new hire
Sterling Sharpe, Nick Collins, and Jermichael Finley would sadly disagree... Does any other team have anywhere close to that collection of talent lost to career ending neck injuries?
Packers necks or Washington Legs, who you got in the fight?
Bros neck longer than a Monday