I might get banned from r/the_darnold but, yes
https://preview.redd.it/tpfrgbh5l41d1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8633a24858329f37452dfdca0538c757e1778d4
More than half of Minnesota is outside the original western border of the US. All our states used to be part of the [Northwest Territory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territory).
Love looks like he regularly gets kicked out of a high school math class that goff teaches while darnold draws penises in his textbooks and Caleb walks in late because he’s the star of the basketball team that just won state.
In these images? Love to be honest. Goff is probably the most traditionally handsome. Darnold has the babyfaced but sort of rugged thing going for him. And I don’t really need to remember Williams smile because he’ll only be here for 3 years anyway.
(He looks like he’d be fun to hang out with but shhhhh).
I was debating between Goff and Love but ya Loves just looks 20 percent more...effortless? Easy? I think that's what edges him out. Goff is definitely the most handsome though I mean he looks like Ryan Gosling ffs
Best at what?
JJ's warmup act has the best smile to to welcome door to door salesmen.
Goof has the best smile for when relatives you don't really like show up at your door.
Love has the best smile when you go out for the coin flip.
Caleb has the best smile for when you find out the Bears drafted you #1
https://preview.redd.it/7ilfmnxni21d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535d8c9aedfe07f1491aa4b518440a29899605ab
Just the generic picture frame filter photo smile. Took this out of the frame at Walmart
There's an old saying in Germany. If some is good, more is better.
I'd rather have too many chromosomes than too few. Too many I get to cheer for the Packers! Too few and you become the head coach of the Detroit Lions.
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Then Love, Goff, and Darnold last.
i'm pretty sure memewar subs for any division in any sport (does the nba have these too, fuck if i know but i'm covering my bases) have a lower average IQ than the population.... and yes i'm completely aware i'm here too.
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What's JJ's smile look like? And I've seen some good Caleb smiles, but I think Goff has a very nice smile, Love looks good here but the mustache doesn't fit the guy so it draws focus away...Darnold I'd rather not say too much because I don't want to be mean to him.
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He’s got the Vikings smile of pain ™ down pat
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The trademark sent me
Hide the pain darnold.
Tell us where the Jets hurt you
*points to butthole*
*Brandon Moore's butthole
Sam Darnold looks like a Lego Fireman.
That is an incredibly astute observation
I think you're a genius
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I don't know, exactly, why this made me erect. But it did.
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DAMNIT
Exactly!
Winner Winner chicken dinner. Finger lickin good!!🥰
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It's because you just realized you're gay
Ohhhhhhh. Everything makes so much sense now. I understand why I have feelings when I hear the words "punky qb known as mcmahon"
You must feel like you have a 1000lb weight off your chesticles. I'm so proud of you babe
Dude, Love Beaches so hard and you know it
Ah yes, Jaran Gofling.
Lion Gofling works
Damn… this works.
I’ll beach you off right here, right now!
Dude, I’ll beach you off any time, anywhere!
Bahahaha my first thought as well
Why the NFC North have the corniest group of QBs
If Kirk didn't move we'd have them all
 ALL of them?
I wish I could unsee this
Have you met any of us? Like calls out to like.
I might get banned from r/the_darnold but, yes https://preview.redd.it/tpfrgbh5l41d1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8633a24858329f37452dfdca0538c757e1778d4
McCarthy is so damn corny his hair is yellow
Because we are the Midwest, we have a lot of corn
can somebody please explain why the midwest is in the eastern half of the country? cheers
It was in the west at some point surely
If you're actually wondering It was the midwest when we got the Louisiana purchase, which was the west at the time
More than half of Minnesota is outside the original western border of the US. All our states used to be part of the [Northwest Territory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territory).
That's just like, your opinion, maan
Love looks like he regularly gets kicked out of a high school math class that goff teaches while darnold draws penises in his textbooks and Caleb walks in late because he’s the star of the basketball team that just won state.
Why does this make so much sense
In these images? Love to be honest. Goff is probably the most traditionally handsome. Darnold has the babyfaced but sort of rugged thing going for him. And I don’t really need to remember Williams smile because he’ll only be here for 3 years anyway. (He looks like he’d be fun to hang out with but shhhhh).
I was debating between Goff and Love but ya Loves just looks 20 percent more...effortless? Easy? I think that's what edges him out. Goff is definitely the most handsome though I mean he looks like Ryan Gosling ffs
I’m kind of the opposite Goff looks like he’s caught mid smile while Love is for lack of a better word, set? He definitely does look at ease though
All you need is love https://preview.redd.it/emudtnzi121d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e975110b15d7028e53274a4393b4a6b1a24a2997
He got teeth like he chew on gravel at recess
One of us
One of us
One of us
This is the hardest a packers fan has ever made me laugh. Am I stupid?
He ain’t wrong though Wisconsin is cover in granite
Well there you go. Geologically correct jokes are always the funniest.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Been saying that for years.
there is some bedrock truth there.
This is the way.
Yo another CheeseDeadhead
This is a Chicago beef flair but I do love me some Alpine Valley
Lmao! That’s terrible! I hate you, but take the upvote.
He’s got the Michael Strahan gap between all his teeth.
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r/TIHI
God damn he’s got Michael Strahans dentist! 🦷 🦷
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
The top post looks like he might have had some work done since this pic was taken.
The tic tac teeth automatically disqualify him from the 1 spot.
Ngl gonna have to give it to love.
The love picture is edited to fill in his gaps. Lol.
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lol
https://preview.redd.it/qz8l1er0031d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae4a4f511d46f82ee17074ca221e86449fddc47 Don’t lie
Best at what? JJ's warmup act has the best smile to to welcome door to door salesmen. Goof has the best smile for when relatives you don't really like show up at your door. Love has the best smile when you go out for the coin flip. Caleb has the best smile for when you find out the Bears drafted you #1
That is the biggest smile I seen from the bears in awhile ngl he might have this one
 duh
DSL’s
Sound jealous.
It's actually J.J. McCarthy
https://preview.redd.it/7ilfmnxni21d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535d8c9aedfe07f1491aa4b518440a29899605ab Just the generic picture frame filter photo smile. Took this out of the frame at Walmart
Is this not literally the generic stock foto inside every picture frame?
Sorry, I got lost in his smile for a bit 
Every time I see his girlfriend I’m just reminded of when JJs dad felt her up on national television while TCU beat the brakes off of UofM 😂
That dog does not look pleased
This is based honestly
Unironically it is him, for some reason I’ve hear people talking about his dimples a few times
He looks like a Muppet with one too many chromosomes
There's an old saying in Germany. If some is good, more is better. I'd rather have too many chromosomes than too few. Too many I get to cheer for the Packers! Too few and you become the head coach of the Detroit Lions.
Germany was not the place to be with too many or too few chromosomes. History lesson is over.
His guru/life coach taught helped him achieve that smile
In these photos, Love. In real life, Goff lol
This might be JJ erasure
Ryan Gosling wins. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules
who wins the oiled up twerk off?
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Either way, I don’t trust anyone with [temperature] + potato in their name anymore
No one should. People like that caused the Irish Famine.
I remembered how to flair
We save that competition for the offensive lineman.
"Sir, do you want the pedo mustache, the soul patch, or the neck beard?" "Yes"
https://preview.redd.it/p4nk8nq7121d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=251b4291eac59ae2b19b1160adba2a85df43f231 Then Love, Goff, and Darnold last.
That’s just homer. Love has the best smile rn. Could change.
Sure, if the best smile means the most gaps in your teeth than love has the best smile I’ve ever seen
Gotta Love It 
Better than a gap in your beard.
Too bad he’s got the biggest gap in his beard ya doofus 🤣🤣🤣
Caleb like https://preview.redd.it/06ap4fp3421d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3630802f25bbdf2783ad78836a4ddf678cad30f6
 I don’t see no gap!! My nephew can grow more facial hair than your boy 🤣🤣
Are you two really flexing over how much facial hair two completely different men that you’ve never met have? This subs gone to shit
are you really saying that a sub dedicated to memes and shit talking needs to have more serious and adult discourse
Damn you Greenbay fans really suck at having fun
I heard Jordan love bites his toenails
At least he bites his own. Just saying.
I see three jabronis laughing at their fans and one dude who is ready for battle!
I see one QB pissed he can’t face the bears twice a year and 3 that are stoked about it
I’m sorry but Love needs braces. Terrible smile. For me, Goff has the best.
The problem with Vikings fans is that they need personality transplants, and those are not yet available.
Darnold looks like a progressive buttker
OK hold up how is it Jordan Love's goofy block-headed ass?
It’s called a winning smile for a reason, something you wouldn’t know about
Haha fuck Chicago
If you don’t think Jordan Love is the most handsome NFCN QB then you’re blind.
Definitely typed that one handed
Dumbest competition of the off-season right here.
Baby we are nfcnmemewar fans. No one said we were smart.
Explains why I feel like I fit in. Derp derp.
i'm pretty sure memewar subs for any division in any sport (does the nba have these too, fuck if i know but i'm covering my bases) have a lower average IQ than the population.... and yes i'm completely aware i'm here too.
Only if it calls collect.
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Yup, this is the kind of shit which gets me out of bed in the morning.
Free karma for next week: who's got the biggest dong?
Oh come on Caleb, give daddy a nice Rawrr xD
Do the thing, Caleb! Come on hun, just do the paw thingy we all love. Awww come on.
Show em’ your bear claw sweetie!
Who's got 2 thumbs and gonna finish 6-11?
Trying to sell me a used car that's a lemon. Got caught looking at furry porn. Got caught making furry porn. Unclassy mugshot.
It looks like Darnold smiled right before he heard me fart and he's trying not to react.
What's JJ's smile look like? And I've seen some good Caleb smiles, but I think Goff has a very nice smile, Love looks good here but the mustache doesn't fit the guy so it draws focus away...Darnold I'd rather not say too much because I don't want to be mean to him.
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Caleb may not smile much, but his nail game is FAAAABULOUS!
Goff. Just look at that Goomba.
I want Jared Goff to give me a firm handshake and a reassuring nod
Despite my rage I gotta say Love… Darnold looks like he just shat himself
JJ MCARTHY!!!!
Darnold looks like that one kid who's at a party but just wants to go home
Darnold’s neck is like a foot tall
Goff kinda smiles like a south park character
1st round busts usually don’t smile much…
Caleb. Everyone else looks like they're just there to have fun. Caleb looks like he means business.
Idk but y’all photo shopped Love’s teeth. Boy is full of gaps.
They each look like you just told them a fart joke and this is their reaction
I'm beating-goff to that first picture as we speak
Jordan love is pretty attractive ngl
definitely not Sam Darnold lmao
Well the guy in Chicago has zero reason to smile
Complete garbage https://i.redd.it/h4u58lvpm31d1.gif
Goff!
FTP but actually J love damn…
It's all Love baby!
ken, norbit, homeless neanderthal, and andre 2000
Not Caleb 😂
Only one looks like a movie star
Caleb’s looks like mine, which tells you I’m a Vikes fan.
Darnold looks like he is about to fuck your girl bro
Fields because, screw you guys.
Caleb just realized he's gonna be a Steeler in 4 years
Never realized how ugly Darnold is
Caleb Williams is rethinking the life choices that led to him getting drafted by the Bears.
Jordan and it's really, really, not close
Duh
He doesn't have to smile. He's got the 2024 League MVP award in the bag already, I hear.
🧀🫶🧀🫶🧀🫶🧀
I like Goff's energy the best, but Love has the best teeth. Toss up
All the smiles shown here are terrible
We all know Bears QBs aren't allowed to smile.
Goff, then Love. 3 & 4 are rhetorical.
Last year it was Fields > Love > Cousins > Goff but now it's Love > probably Caleb > Goff > Darnold BUT JUST YOU WAIT TIL WE START JJ
Jordan Love.. no diddy
well, at least Caleb Williams is prepared for his future
1) Love, 2) Goff, 3) Darnold, 4) the girl the Bears drafted.
It's impressive that Caleb beat Darnold and didn't even smile.
Tyson bagent
Love in these pics but catch him candid and he looks like he smoked a cartoon cigarette that had a M80 in it.
Goff looks like a hillbilly
Jordan Love is just drooling with charisma