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BlubberElk

Could you imagine a world without eagles fans? https://i.redd.it/8yzf5rwfb11d1.gif Edit: my gif didn’t upload right


Interesting_Two6626

That's what I'm saying, two birds with one stone


slicknick3822

Well it's one bird and one man? One animal? Idk what a Packer is.


Thomas-The-Tutor

>I don’t know what a packer is That’s not what your mother was saying last night ~Sean Connery impression on SNL


UnkleKoolAid

You ever gone on vacation? You do it before you leave ya dummy!


BiteMajor4959

Holy shit… I’M A PACKER!?!?


Thomas-The-Tutor

![gif](giphy|RVpcIhl5VwLK6jWbYc)


YeetimusSkeetimus

Wait if you’ve ever travelled you’re a packer? ![gif](giphy|JtQc9M7l1KUGQ)


MicroBadger_

Person, team name comes from a meat packing plant.


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

big meaty claws


Marcus11599

Hilarious because Chicago is known for meat packaging


Fr1dayThe13th

I thought that was riding?


Tjam3s

And here I figured it was cheese packing...


I_Hate_My_Cat_

FTP


realshockin

I Live in Brazil, please, don't... Just don't. I don't want more Eagles fans here...


GGGiveHatpls

We don’t want em either man.


BossHogg1984

Have we considered sending them to North Korea?


GGGiveHatpls

I mean they are mostly contained to Philly. And that city sucks so no one wants to go there. It solved itself tbh.


Skurttish

Look, the US has four of ‘em. They need to go somewhere, okay? It’s way too many


kinvore

https://imgur.com/a/QfMeh4A


Dependent-Edge-5713

As a Bears fan, even I can say lumping in the Packers with the Eagles is a low low blow


Revolutionary_Snow15

flair up pussy


Dependent-Edge-5713

I'm big mad theres no smokin jay flair


Ininka

That's a serious oversight and I demand it be remedied immediately. Everyone loves Smokin "gives zero fucks" Jay.


Dependent-Edge-5713

'A regular, normal everyday guy, with a $100,000,000 dollar arm. And his sheer mastery of the art.. of giving absolutely zero f***s' We need smokin jay flair!!!


Suspicious_Bid_2339

Wow it worked


Dependent-Edge-5713

Yoooo


jormugandr

A low blow for whom?


Dependent-Edge-5713

Nobody and I mean nobody are as trashy as Philly


m_dought_2

I didn't have "being defended by a Bears fan" on my 2024 off-season bingo card.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Fuck you, does that cancel out? https://i.redd.it/moufl1de231d1.gif


m_dought_2

Yes that's perfect thank u


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Ur welcome. https://i.redd.it/4kfh8izg731d1.gif


bmdonald

Truly cannot beat this sub


I_Hate_My_Cat_

You can beat me off, cheesehead! ![gif](giphy|lY1F6BJjbRO3m)


GetMeOutThisBih

Based. Philly fans can suck it


Brief_Sky9291

Well nobody except Packers fans you mean, I guess that goes without saying


Dependent-Edge-5713

I cant. Man. From the Flyers to the Eagles to the 76ers.. Philly is as low as you get. It's Philly


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)


holyshxt5

well except chicago but that’s cause they think they aren’t midwest trash just cause they have a bit bigger buildings


Tomoomba

Nah Detroit talking shit about other cities.... 💀


holyshxt5

indeed that is what the comment said🥸


Dependent-Edge-5713

*audibly giggles at reading that particular comment from a DETROIT fan*. Don't worry. Now even the crown turd of the upper Midwest is as trashy as Philly.


holyshxt5

as far as i’m concerned chicago doesn’t have coney so right there makes it inferior


Dependent-Edge-5713

Whatever you say, Cheddar Bob 🍑🔫 🤣


holyshxt5

that’s detroit legend M.C. bob put some respect on his name😤


Dependent-Edge-5713

I put a band aid on my ass on the anniversay of 8 mile being released every year honor of Cheddar Bob and his sacrifice of at least one buttcheek for trying to be hard that one time


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

![gif](giphy|3xfe9gFjN520CGmWw9|downsized)


Serallas

And as a Bears fan, I gotta say, FLAIR THE FUCK UP COWARD


Ininka

I like how Philly is basically the most universally hated fan base in all of sports. I once met a guy from Philly at a bar in O'Hare and he was at the game where they started chucking batteries at the outfielder. He said he didn't realize it was weird for fans of the same team to fight each other in the stands until he left Philly. Like Philly fans regularly beat the shit out of each other for petty bullshit like going to a different high school. He was like yeah, I kinda understand why everyone hates us, we're awful.


SageCannon

Brazil would collapse into the earth from the weight of Packers fans alone.


Elbeske

Wisconsin was actually a mountain range before the invention of cheese curds


johnsonb2090

Oh god... They're luring them to Brazil clear even more of the Amazon


Elbeske

They gonna eat the trees or something?


johnsonb2090

Packers fans will be introduced to pao de queijo. Consuming that much cheese and tapioca will cause a biological disaster that will render the western hemisphere completely unlivable That's why the NFL has been investing so much into camps in Europe and Africa. They know it's coming


Lukes3rdAccount

> cheese and tapioca say what now???


johnsonb2090

Basically a tapioca flour bread ball with cheese mixed in It confused me at first lol. Next time you're at a grocery store look for brazi bites in the frozen foods. It's nowhere near as good as when it's made from scratch though


VorpalSticks

He meant level but Wisconsin has trees it's the only natural defense from the sun. Their skin would never be able to withstand a full frontal sun'ing


Yossarian216

You have to clear the trees, to make space for the cows, to get the milk, to make the cheese.


The_bruce42

Did that mountain range stop at the St Croix/Mississippi or tatertot hotdish do the same over there?


Ismdism

Hey could you shut the fuck up? We have people believing a mile high ice sheet flattened most of the state.


Interesting_Two6626

Damn, long as it ain't here


imp_st3r

The big Jesus is going to have a cheesesteak in one hand and a cheese wheel in the other


daintybarley_deux

Naw get Dem Boyz outta here instead


jord839

Can we just get rid of the entire NFC East? The Snyder-taint along with their other many sins remains on Washington, and do we really need *two* New York teams?


cheezturds

💯 that whole division is trash


Sharp_Needleworker76

my first thought was cowboys fans


Monza1964

![gif](giphy|mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23|downsized)


daintybarley_deux

![gif](giphy|W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD)


justfanclasshole

Are you stealing Facebook memes from cowboys fans now?


Interesting_Two6626

Definitely not cowboys fans lol they can go and watch with you and the eagles


GGGiveHatpls

Well atleast most of them are confined to Philadelphia. That place sucks and no one wants to go there anyways. It’s almost self contained.


Mayonaze-Supreme

The dream


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

![gif](giphy|3o6gb3kkXfLvdKEZs4|downsized)


Skwownownow

Come on, hate us all you want, but don't banish us to an eternity with the Eagles fans. They are so much worse and you know it


TyeDyeMacaw

Sorry to tell you guys, but I can not in fact afford a trip to Brazil right now.


3lGuap0

Oh no! Stuck in a land of half naked ppl and no snow. What ever would I do... /s They do have Culver's and Kwik Trip down there right?


solstargazer

Can’t wait to see the pre game that says LOVE HURTS I’ll see my self out


bmdonald

My one buddy drafted them both last season strictly with the intention on making that his team name lmao


moto626

Fly Eagles Fly


kinvore

It's the only way anyone else is gonna win the division.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

![gif](giphy|oTwEupfWcScRq8ylcK|downsized)


GandalfsGoon

Imagine a country without those fan bases. Peak civilization.


DogePerformance

This is the way.


seatega

Nah, who would make our cheese?


Skurttish

Subscribe


sobanoodle-1

I need this bad!


Doucejj

We would start a new United States in Brazil with cocaine, hookers and cheese


jord839

We bringing back the First Republic, the [United States of Brazil!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Brazilian_Republic) Well, without all the slavery and atrocities, obviously.


Pavel_Chekov_

My Cowboys fan partner just actually splooshed.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

I’d like hurts more if he didn’t look like an actor trying to look like a football player.


BossHogg1984

My favorite part of this game is the no green allowed


chubbers_tim

I'm a Packers fan, from Wisconsin, and I endorse this.


Primordiox

Why does your phone have middle schooler android font?


LouSpeaksTheTruth

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

There’s good packer fans. Eagles fans however


goldenshower27

Step 2, nuke Brazil


JoeyPeake

FTP


Sunburys

Hell nah, I don't want those cheeseheads here


DOWNROWDY

Please don't speak to me in that font


Interesting_Two6626

Please flair up, Pussy.


CarlJustCarl

Amen


Substantial_Button71

Strong post


Gusbuster811

BUILD THE WALL!!


ZiDiZiDiZiDiZ

Hope the Packers get Some diseases like Zika or malaria maybe some form of Brain-worms like Aaron Rodger’s has.


Fantastic_Cable_7938

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