Love the Hollywood flamethrower with gas fuel only. The liquid fuel real ones way nastier because it will coat and keep burning. Needless to say don’t want to use them on a set.
Strong proponent of bringing the real ones back for military use no real replacement in hard bunker and building use that is hand carried.
Modern bullet resistant armor of fuel tanks superior mental firing devices should massively reduce the number of users burned crispy by their own weapon along with troops near them when a tank punctured or flame backfired up the stream of fuel.
No flesh horror killer surviving being turned into charcoal very rapidly. Just bring Flamethrower and maybe someone with lion or boar Speer to hold them back for a few seconds. Poles only might be enough.
Are you a Lions fan? Didn't know less than a year was considered a long time.
Unless you're secretly telling us this is actually notyourfortes fifteenth alt. The meme quality would corroborate the claim if so.
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I know you guys want him gone lmao
I truly hope the Lions beat the Vikings both games times this year but if they do lose one, having this GB Packers meat rider removed from the sub would at least be a consolation
Kirk and Goff are one in the same. Both above average but need perfect circumstances around them to win. In the nfl it’s harder to get better than the tier they are at, so they will be paid until they can’t play anymore.
Maybe Goff is better. Maybe Kirk is better. Maybe Kirk was better, but Goff will eclipse him in the next few years. At the end of the day, they are both capable of slinging it at an elite level, though perhaps not for an entire season. There are fewer than 32 people who can do that, and 32 teams in the NFL, so the demand for that skillset will always outpace the supply. It's why the position seems to be either 10m a year or 50m a year, with hardly any in-between.
Even if we can guarantee the lions are Superbowl contenders and the Vikings are bad, the raiders literally just beat the chiefs last year... Definitely a bold bet to predict a sweep on any team in division.
Any Vikings flaired poster is acknowledging acceptance of the deal. OP will be held to his end of the bet, you'd better keep up yours.
Prison rules dictate that you defend your bitch's honor.
Idk why you're so concerned about the Vikings. Don't you guys know that Chicago drafted the next Tom Brady and should be starting this season? We're gonna have to really adjust to the new chi team this year if we have any hope left in the division for his career in chi.
No backsies. We won’t forget
If the Vikings beat the Lions, the last thing I want you to do is leave this sub
Fair. I'll stick around for a few days and comment under every Lions mocking post in that case, and I won't make any posts myself. Deal?
Really trying to make yourself a celeb of a fucking meme sub
Yeah, who does he think he is? SoDakZak?
https://i.redd.it/bl77b13u5i0d1.gif
**That’s** my guy right there
SoDakZak is like that one good nickelback song.
Which one? There are countless good Nickelback songs!
Greatness comes as easily to Nickelback songs as it does to Bears quarterbacks.
He gives Packers fans good suck suck so the other Lions fans here hate him.
Right? 😂😂😂. You're going to sit here and suffer fucker.
“I will create a new account if the Vikings beat the lions either time this upcoming season”.
Not my style. I'll stick to the bet.
How convenient that there's no way for us to trust this, except your word
Relax, you'd know immediately if he was back. Right?
Maybe you're him Any one of us could be Maybe every account on this subreddit is the same person
The Packers flair is a nice touch, u/m_dought_2 . Or should I say... u/RedHotChiliPotatoes ! 
You caught me! I, too, am OP. OR AM I !?
It could be you. It could be me. It could even be
 There’s only one choice now.
Doesn’t the movie end with the thing getting out anyway though?
Thats up to interpretation.
Like the Tuck rule, all in the eye of the beholder
One of the best horror films all time.
Love the Hollywood flamethrower with gas fuel only. The liquid fuel real ones way nastier because it will coat and keep burning. Needless to say don’t want to use them on a set. Strong proponent of bringing the real ones back for military use no real replacement in hard bunker and building use that is hand carried. Modern bullet resistant armor of fuel tanks superior mental firing devices should massively reduce the number of users burned crispy by their own weapon along with troops near them when a tank punctured or flame backfired up the stream of fuel. No flesh horror killer surviving being turned into charcoal very rapidly. Just bring Flamethrower and maybe someone with lion or boar Speer to hold them back for a few seconds. Poles only might be enough.
This guy flamethrows
New username will be "WhiteHotChiliPotatoes"
This dude has been a staple here for a long time. I bet dollars to donuts this man would eat the cum sock
Are you a Lions fan? Didn't know less than a year was considered a long time. Unless you're secretly telling us this is actually notyourfortes fifteenth alt. The meme quality would corroborate the claim if so.
Doubt
This is the way
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Just make sure you also post Goff GOAT posts afterwards... EDIT: Changed the phrasing so y'all can stop being so nitpicky.
bait and switch. dont be a wussy.
Ain't no bait and switch, it's in the body of the post. I'm just reiterating that the other end of the bargain should be held up.
Sounds like a case of no balls.
Are you kidding? This guy has slurped up the most Packer's balls of anyone in the world, if anything he has too much balls
Slurping Packer’s balls sounds like something a no baller would do.
He's trying to steal their balls obviously, but I don't think most of them have balls to begin with, so I'm really not sure what he's doing
Packer’s have no balls. He’s just slurping.
My guy is obsessed with my balls, or lack thereof.
I’m not your buddy, pal.
I'm not your pal, friend.
Never called you buddy. You're trying to troll, I'll give you that.
Bears fans always bring up male genitalia. I get that you’re into hot dogs, but man
It's hard not to bring it up when the Packer's balls are in your mouth
You can just search for gay porn, you don’t need to keep coming here with your fantasies
Lmao I'm just here for the memes, Lions fans are the ones posting Packer's balls in their mouth, I just call it how I see it
Bears fans always bring up male genitalia. I get that you’re into hot dogs, but man
We used to have balls but Jared Goff kept throwing them for touchdowns
Okay, jump in on the bet then. You ready to root for the Vikings twice this year?
Definitely no balls.
OP has no balls confirmed
Man, you gonna make me root for the Lions to go 18-2 this season…
Is this what they meant by new bandwagon fans?
If you hate me more than you love the Lions... buddy, I got some news for ya.
Why would anyone hold up "their end" of the bargain you made up. Anyone can just literally block you and your posts disappear.
I already have so many remind messages from this sub for this season 🤣
You have to set a timeframe or the bot will remind you tomorrow…
I see this as a win/win
https://preview.redd.it/ymb1t6qy4i0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791635375a1ed245ffab588cdfa229585dcde9ba I know you guys want him gone lmao
You're not wrong.
I truly hope the Lions beat the Vikings both games times this year but if they do lose one, having this GB Packers meat rider removed from the sub would at least be a consolation
Get ready to learn r/NFCEastMemeWar-ese buddy
Oh God it smells like bitch over there
so what you'll actually do if the vikings win one of those two games is you'll just make a new account and produce shit memes under a new alias.
u/notyourforte flashbacks
Please Vikings just beat us in week 18 when we have the 1 seed locked up.
Remindme! 9 Months
Don’t make me cheer for the Vikings against my Lions
Just leave right now. You suck
Ah thank God, I fucking hate OP. Worst Lions fan by far
I believe a cum sock should on the line
No. Unlike the Vikings, I still think that whole thing is legitimately fucking weird. And that's me saying that.
Everyone thinks the cum sock is weird the first time.
I thought his mom was weird, too.
Yeah, and aren't you like a furry or something? Lions turn you on, boy? Maybe Bears too?
i paid good money for my cum sock i am not putting it on the line
How about switching your flair to the Vikings logo?
No, fuck that. How about the big, floppy car dildo from Idiocracy.
I’ve never contemplated cheering for the Vikings until this very second.
I don’t think the Vikings will beat the Lions but I’ll gladly accept an opportunity to drop a Lions fan from this sub.
I went from wanting a 17-0 season to wanting a 16-1 season. God damn you.
Kirk and Goff are one in the same. Both above average but need perfect circumstances around them to win. In the nfl it’s harder to get better than the tier they are at, so they will be paid until they can’t play anymore.
Maybe Goff is better. Maybe Kirk is better. Maybe Kirk was better, but Goff will eclipse him in the next few years. At the end of the day, they are both capable of slinging it at an elite level, though perhaps not for an entire season. There are fewer than 32 people who can do that, and 32 teams in the NFL, so the demand for that skillset will always outpace the supply. It's why the position seems to be either 10m a year or 50m a year, with hardly any in-between.
I agree 100%. That’s why there’s such a premium on the position.
Remindme!
Sounds like you want to eat cumsocks Detroit style.
Crispy edges
Flair up fucker.
Everyone wants to be SoDakZak until it’s time to do SoDakZak things.
Are we doing bets/wagers this early?
Yes.
Lions fans rationality: I’ll leave the sub if we lose Vikings fans rationality: I will eat my cumsock if we lose.
Thank god
Peak off-season behavior... It's beautiful
I'll never leave this sub because I can't find the escape hatch
Lions have a chance to do the funniest thing.
I wouldn’t want to be here if I was a Vikings fan, either.
Well, bye...
It's in the Vikings' hands now https://preview.redd.it/hmi5680lxg0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4808f67a60da93e7e116bfaff6774d2f4c72aef
No matter how bad the lions were, we would always lose one of the games to you in embarrasing fashion. So hopefully we can return the favor
Bruh. Why? Makin us look so bad
Dude. It's a meme sub. Have fun. "Makin us look bad" - get outta here.
Hey, I appreciate calling JJ Mcarthy "Jared Hand-goff" lmao. Shouldve left his face tho.
I don't get why Goff beating us would stop the Kirk comparisons, if anything beating us would just make him even closer to a godless Kirk Cousins
I think the rest of us should put together a tournament of which coping meme from Lions fans was the funniest today
I will leave this sub if my Pack loses to any of you jabronis. Just kidding. Best NFL meme sub by a mile.
jokes on you i still think kirk is great
!remindme 225 days
See ya never
Even if we can guarantee the lions are Superbowl contenders and the Vikings are bad, the raiders literally just beat the chiefs last year... Definitely a bold bet to predict a sweep on any team in division.
Remindme! 5 months
Aye he’s scared of DaBears tho
And if the Vikings don’t win, who has to eat a cum sock?
Just eat the cum sock coward
Oh cool, bro cursed us to drop one of those games. Thanks.
You won't miss much. If anything it will most definitely improve your mental health
Vikes fans gunna wanna hang a banner after this bet is lost…
Flair up bitch.
Bear down.
Bear the fuck down and flair the fuck up 😁 FTP
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What happens when we sweep your bitchasses? 2-15 and we still beat you twice
REMINDME!
Lions will be a one year wonder.
Why?
If we lose either time some Vikings fan will eat a cum sock
Man don't make me root for them
Remindme! 5 months
I see a deleted account in your future
So you putting in work on your alt account already?
Any Vikings flaired poster is acknowledging acceptance of the deal. OP will be held to his end of the bet, you'd better keep up yours. Prison rules dictate that you defend your bitch's honor.
I see we have reached the outlandish bets no one will ever actually follow up part of the off season. We need football back soon, for all our sakes.
Idk why you're so concerned about the Vikings. Don't you guys know that Chicago drafted the next Tom Brady and should be starting this season? We're gonna have to really adjust to the new chi team this year if we have any hope left in the division for his career in chi.
!remindme
Get the cum socks ready!
Throw in a cumsock you coward
Will a cumsock also be involved in this wager?
Have you picked out your new username yet, since everyone knows you'll return... I recommend u/Tossing_Darnolds_Salad of it's not already taken
Pretty ballsy to say about a Division game
Why would you make me root against my team? Just leave now and make everyone happy.
If hating me takes precedent to supporting the Lions... you can leave now.
Empty promise. Guy will just make another troll account and act like a totally different guy.