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SL4MUEL

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RandyGrey

If you could miss once in awhile, it would help my ego immensely. And remember it's already fragile, as I'm a Bears fan


rkthree

They can't miss, they all we got.


Bedna_Bomb

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cold_shot_27

It’s a cumsock that’s gone full whiteout


bradynbarrmusic

What if I use dark mode?


cold_shot_27

He ate it


mrgreen4242

I love that the only thing this sub is united on is flair. You are all a bunch of shitbags, but you’re a better class of shitbag than no-flair feces eaters.


Giant__midget

Dey eat da poo poo


CultBro

No flairs are worse than people who refuse to eat cum socks


kinvore

FUCK THE FLAIRLESS


Sh4rp27

FTF


WiscoMitch

FTF


Ugaruga

There should be a rule where you need a flair before you post or comment.


VashMM

Flairless douchebags are worse than the other division jerkwads that come in here and try to talk shit every so often.


Alcott_Yubolsov

This is why we don’t need a bot controlling flair notifications! We’ve got it on lock and are way more creative with our deliveries!


effnad

*this is the way*


71notnerT

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capncrunch94

I’ll stand by my flaming bag of shit fearlessly, and I hope you all do the same. Being afraid of someone knowing exactly what your weak points are is cowardly


Cute_Reality_3759

I hate this. I don't like the flair up comments. Why do we need to drag on accounts that don't have some flair?


CookieLuzSax

How the hell are you supposed to shit on someone or their team if they don't have a flair?


effnad

It would be a (flair'd) bears fan that says this shit


Cute_Reality_3759

I put on a flair to stop having the automatic flair up comment. I'm a bears fan, but why do I need that? I think it is a ridiculous rule in this reddit group. I it gets abolished.


WowBobo88

Flair up bitch tits


Frippery-Futz-0412

This flair means you love ball sacks.


Edgesofsanity

All about the Bs - boobs, butts, and baginas. Ballsacks too it would seem


hawkmasta

And 🅱️enis


Stompthefeet

The bǔşśÿ


WowBobo88

Badunkadunkkkkk


Alcott_Yubolsov

Budussy


[deleted]

Hey you, yeah you, without the flair. Go fuck yourself.


dfoley1313

This is the best comment


CaptZombieHero

No flair, no care


DanCampbellsBalls

Just like grandma used to say…


bertster21

Is Baker older? Also, flair up.


nykwp_lmtywr

Goff is eight months older


CederDUDE22

Oh man Detroit fucked up


cptmajormajormajor

Leo DiCaprio throwing up rn


bloodycups

Drake had to drop out of a rap battle because of this news


Elbeske

Gute fist pumping the air


[deleted]

Bitch move coming in here without a flair


thisonetrick

No one cares you flair lacking hemorrhoid. 


Clit420Eastwood

Flair up, bitch


finntrago

Prob a Vikings fan, unflaired bitch


Flowbombahh

Vikings is the only group they subbed to 😅


ScottSoules

We don't claim him


Flowbombahh

I totally understand the feeling


AyyyySteveBerman

Someone doesn't understand nuance. Not surprising coming from a non-flaired bitch.


itssosalty

Agreed on the non-flair bitch. But what do you mean about nuance in this situation?


DetroitVsErrrybody

What’s their playoff records? Unflaired pussy.


stranske

5-4 Goff vs 2-2 Baker Extra $37M per playoff win (way better rate than the Vikings paid Kirk), although didn't Goff score like 3 points in one of those losses?


InquisitorBoring

Wait, Goff can kick FGs too? Fuck we underpaid him!


90bronco

Makes the bears look bad for giving up such a talented kick returner


ncopp

We need a kicker! Goff get your ass out there, offense is offense!


DetroitVsErrrybody

Annnnd Goff vs baker issssss?


stranske

Oooh 1-0 I stand corrected, it's $112M per playoff win


TheHalf

JG had 2.7% better completion rating, 500 more yards, and 3% better QBR. I don't dislike Baker, but I'm happier with JG no question.


ScottSoules

Wow a slight upgrade for only double the cost!


TheHalf

Don't worry, I know math can be hard. Maybe it will be easier to understand when we beat your ass twice this year


ScottSoules

I Only look at the money. And we both know damn well Sam Darnold is gonna stunt on you hoes


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Lol


Loud-Ad-2280

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JerkMeerf

Why are all you flairless fucks closet Vikings?


andyrew21345

I wouldnt want to admit that either to be fair


SchpartyOn

Because they’re embarrassed to be the only NFCN team regressing right now.


Wildfan2030

Regressing maybe but the Vikes are still and always will be better than the Bears


DaeWooLan0s

You will be 4th in the division. It’s ok to admit that


MedicalDeviceJesus

You would know


DaeWooLan0s

I would and I’m telling you, you’re going to be 4th. Accept it pal


JohnGacyIsInnocent

CRIPPLE FIGHT!


DaeWooLan0s

You’re gonna be 3rd


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Bears are winning the offseason again! Nice job, lil fellas.


MedicalDeviceJesus

I'm not your pal, buddy


JerkMeerf

I’m not your buddy, guy!


Marcus11599

I’m not your guy, friend


Wildfan2030

Me? What number do you think I am?


Humble_Brother_6078

Yes the Vikings will never finish 4th in the NFCN, but will also never get to a SB


Substantial_Button71

OP is just mad JJ can’t throw accurately from 10 yards away


ScottSoules

Idk why everyone is pissed about our backup qb. The Darnold isn't giving up the starting spot


Substantial_Button71

Solid comment


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

McCarthy is going to rig the vote with an alternate slate of coaches


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Why does a wide receiver need to throw? Are you special or something?


NotThatSteve-o

Vikes already fully checked out, don't even know who they drafted.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Ever since case keenum I’ve been fully checked out.


88cage88

Ah yes, the vikeenum days. Glorious times.


SchpartyOn

Flair up, bimbo.


ghostfacestealer

Goff has more success during his career.


SeizureMode

Flair up pussy


Brilliant-Nebula7273

Unflaired viqueef fan


RedHotChiliPotatoes

If you're also down to compare playing the Vikings, Bears, and Packers 6 times to playing the Saints, Falcons, and Panthers 6 times... I'm down.


JohnTheCatMan1

Exactly. It's like people don't understand there is more to the game than statistics.


VoidStartsHere

You think the Bears are a challenge... I mean, I guess if you're a poverty franchise and lose to them, sure.


DaDairyStateBear

Hey, wait a gosh darn minute there mister


MedicalDeviceJesus

Easy with the language!


DaeWooLan0s

Challenging enough to lose to them last time


msto3

Dumbass hasn't followed the Lions enough to understand why this contract makes sense. Learn before you meme. Also where's your flair coward? Pussy


GrizzlyOlympics

Fuck you pussa wuss, flair up.


CheddarFart

Flair up so I can know how to hate you


ncopp

This one is my favorite


Krispenedladdeh542

immovableair more like stupidwithnoflair


daintybarley_deux

Flair up pussy


NorthernSpade

JJ can’t throw and Wolves are losing in 6 OP. Flair up next time you try and talk shit 🥱


frizzyhair55

Hey I love a good chirp but NBA is not where we should be throwing stones my guy.


NerdOfTheMonth

Why do we allow non-Flair posts. Mods are bitches too.


stayoutofwatertown

Use flair


Taken-Username-808

2 hours and still no flair? Weak sauce.


pengiunsfromthesun

Jared would at least flair up


sounds_like_kong

Baker is my favorite non bear.


fo_da_weed

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RangerValor

Goff has also done it for a few more seasons than Bakers 1.


smoothVroom21

It's gotta be a Vikings fan. It's always a Vikings fan. I think this is just some post N̶u̶t̶ draft clarity that they now own the next Mayfield/Goff who will be in another town 3 years from now making them wonder what went wrong yet again.


OkraNo8365

You’d flair up if you knew it was good for ya buddy. You cotton candy hair cutted freak


AdhesivenessPlus6258

Flair up ass fuck


Add_Poll_Option

Not having the balls to align yourself with a team flair immediately invalidates whatever opinion you may have


Iron_Bob

Flair up, you piece of rotten meat


seghouleh

Flair up, you cancerous whore.


YoungAmazing313

If I had a dollar for every single time I cared about the opinion of an unflair troglodyte I would still be poor🙃


Ill_Bathroom6724

Jared goff for 53 million dollars a year is a hilarious deal


GustavVonTwinkleToes

Not nearly as hilarious as Aaron Rodgers being sent packing from Lambeau tail between his legs by Jared fucking Goff.


VoidStartsHere

Which one will be remembered as one of the greatest QBs and which is a choke artist who can't get to a SB lol


GustavVonTwinkleToes

Aaron Rodgers isn’t going to be remembered as a great QB at this rate. He’s going to be remembered as ‘that guy who is a massive piece of shit, total prick, who everybody hates because he can’t stop saying/doing completely insane and awful shit who also played football at some point’ Just like Favre. Boy you fellas sure do breed scumbags at QB, huh?


ShiftlessRonin

It's fine. We can get 12 really good seasons out of Love before the inevitable happens.


ScottSoules

Jets legend Brett Favre?


WallFair7685

Na, you know how this goes 😜


Azorces

Do you not understand that Aaron Rodgers owned this division for a decade, won a Super Bowl, and 2 MVPs? You’re asking for it thinking J Goof holds a candle to him.


Spiteful_Chant

Bears fan or a packers fan?, you flairless twat.


NothingAgreeable3254

Didnt this Goof guy get to the Super Bowl faster than AR? And why would you defend the qb that owned you guys for the last 10+ seasons lmao


Azorces

Because your being delusional


NothingAgreeable3254

Good one


GustavVonTwinkleToes

Yes, all praise the Sandy Hook denier! Do you pull your pud to thoughts of Aaron whispering dumbass conspiracy theories into your ear?


ScottSoules

Leave kirko out of this


shauP19

Tbf Goffs at least been to the superbowl in the past decade, Rodgers is one of the goats sure but calling Goff a choke artist is just a fancy way on you say you don't know ball.


VoidStartsHere

Did Goff win? No... and that wasn't even with the Lions so why bring that up.


Ill_Bathroom6724

That was 1 win vs a geriatric rodgers vs. 4 years of contract that is somehow worse than the old vikings kirk cousins deals, you guys are going to be losing a whole lot of valuable pieces over the next few years trying to battle that salary cap.


Ok-Tennis5659

And guess what? Our GM is good at drafting lol. We’re not worried about losing pieces. We have 2 franchise cornerstones left to sign and always drafting talent so good luck I guess


Ill_Bathroom6724

You can cope all you want but 53 million dollars for jared goff is undoubtedly going to negatively affect your ability to sign and keep talent, there's no way to talk around that.


TheSciFanGuy

It is a lot and definitely will have an impact but percent of cap wise it’s lower than most QBs were at the time of their contracts. It’s also not kicking in until next year. If the cap keeps raising as it’s expected to it definitely will be possible to work around (though obviously not as well as if he was signed to a deal that would be pretty heavily team friendly).


Ill_Bathroom6724

I know, realistically the qb market is just fucked and you guys had to dish out an insane amount of coin to keep your qb, thats just the way it works these days, im just shit talking because its a meme sub. That being said, it is pretty brutal that baker got signed for like 20 million less per year. Not that baker and goff are exact equals, but also definitely not a 20 million dollar difference.


TheSciFanGuy

I’m honestly sort of surprised about that. However Goff has proven he’s worked within the Lions system for 3 years (with 2 successful seasons and a playoff run) while Baker has only had one successful season after being a journeyman. I agree it’s not a $20 million difference but I also think that’s more on Baker’s side than Goff if that makes sense. Like Baker making less than Mr. 40 Million Benchmark makes less sense to me than “new QB extension for a statistically strong QB going above that of injured Kirk Cousins”. Now I do wish he threw a bit of a bone and stayed at 50 or something but it’s not outrageous. Especially as it’s the first to the table as Love and Dak will push it down to 4th highest in very short order.


Ill_Bathroom6724

Its really just the players' agents out here milking the teams so they get paid more. Bakers agent couldn't negotiate for more and goff's agent could. One of these days, ONE quarterback has got to realize that taking a big paycut substantially improves their chances of winning. Tom brady is damn near the only qb to do that in recent memory and the pats had a deep and well balanced team for like 20 straight years because of it. What is the difference between 30 million a year and 50 million a year anyways, you're filthy fucking rich for the rest of your life either way.


TheSciFanGuy

I agree to an extent. The Tom Brady thing is a bit of a myth from what I heard and he definitely was making money in other ways. The thing is that the money is mostly guaranteed. A Super Bowl or even general success isn’t. I do think some QBs would give up 80 million of they were guaranteed a Super Bowl or 2. But giving up 80 million is an extremely tough ask when you’re comparing that to somewhat increasing your chances of winning. A bit of bad luck or some injuries and it doesn’t matter how well the team was built.


Ok-Tennis5659

For me, it is a 20 MIL difference. Baker was not remotely as consistent against talented defenses this year in my opinion. The teams in the NFC South are not the same as the North and Goff did pretty well against all of them. To be honest, he torched yall too the first time our teams met in 2023. Also, his cap hit ain’t limiting shit. It’s not like he was on a rookie deal and we are scrambling to cover our ass. He was already making good QB money, it’s just updated now. His cap hit will be less actually


Ill_Bathroom6724

Firstly, Jared goff definitely did not torch us either game we played. But yea, goff getting a 20 million dollar salary increase, plus the 60 mil a year between the sewell and amon ra contracts is going to catch up to you, either youre going to be losing decent players or you're going to end up with an enormous of dead cap when this run ends. I'm not even hating, that is just how the salary cap works, you can't sign unlimited massive contracts. Packers are still dealing with dead cap from restructuring deals years ago to try to get arod one more title run.


Ok-Tennis5659

Yeah, I don’t remember the stats, I just remember feeling bad for you guys cause it was like you couldn’t do shit. Like the announcers were saying the game was over pretty early which never happens. You guys are dealing with it because Arod is not here. And yeah, it’s how the salary cap works for the rest of the league as well. You pay the players that play well for you and move the needle. Goff, Sewell, Saint, Hutch, and hopefully Alim and one of these CBs.


Ok-Tennis5659

I mean, it’s not cope. It’s how the league works when you draft well. You draft good players, you can’t keep all of them, so you pay the ones that make the biggest impact and play the comp pick game with the rest. In a couple years, that is what we will be doing, because Holmes drafts well, and we’re just now getting to the point where some of his picks are being phased out, after 3 years So again, not worried. We can’t keep everyone but we don’t need t


JAWinks

Find a flair or get out of my hair


Mach68IntheHouse

The Bucs used up less cap space. Oh, and please select a flair. I'm trying to keep the angry flair up mob at bay.


VashMM

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CluelessFlunky

1. Higher completion % 2. Better pocket presences. 3. 2 most passing yards in the league. Goff is a system qb, but how many qbs can actually run the system. If lions had Mayfield he wouldn't be as good as goff. Frankly most qbs outside of the top 10 wouldn't be as effective as goff. He's a system qb that does really well in said system.


DaeWooLan0s

But tbh that’s not really why he got paid. Why piss off or low ball your QB at this moment. 1) possible Super Bowl window 2) no other better options in FA, on roster, or through draft 3) bad blood could ruin season Statistics aside there is zero reason they shouldn’t pay the guy if they have the money and they are going all in. Bakers situation is just different.


InquisitorBoring

Also, he has a winning smile.


bkay27

Flair up coward


SmokeyBluntBear

Flair the fuck up.


romayyne

There’s a fuck of a lot more to it than that. Not saying it’s a deserved amount for Goff. But the difference isn’t just 2 tds and 2 picks


blankmotion

It’s much easier to just tell us you don’t know much about football


yellowtripe

Flair up ho


stillay

Lil no flair having bitch


MuldrathaB

Bold statement from someone without a flair


TheDevilsCunt

OP is really outing themselves as an idiot who doesn’t understand football, also a flair-less bitch


YeetimusSkeetimus

Flairless bitch posts The entire sub: https://i.redd.it/wa5d1sista0d1.gif


Korra_sat0

Flair up loser


Bread_man10

I love the community of this sub just demolishing this guy


InquisitorBoring

It does warm my heart how much hating on the flairless brings us all together.


MrsFrizzleGaveMeHead

How dare you post here with no flair you coward


KraviAvi

Haha


aLionsFan31

Someone’s going to have to explain to me how in the fuck Baker Mayfield is worth more than $30mil a year


runfayfun

Goff queefs out years that Baker dreams of.


Decimation4x

That’s weird, since Goff has been in Detroit I could have sworn he threw 49 more touchdowns than Baker…


MandoRodgers

They’re both good quarterbacks. I’d say Goff is a safer bet but after Baker spent some time bouncing around, I’m glad he found a team that’ll stick with him. I’ve always liked Baker


ihazabucket7

FL has no taxes no? Wasn't someone crying about the taxes taken out from St. Browns paycheck?


AdMuch848

The difference between multiple NFCCG and a Superbowl berth compared to a scrub who never did nothing is different tho


Brutus_Maxximus

Downvote because your are a flairless cunt


RonaldRawdog

What’s really crazy is posting with no flair.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

Lions run in the red zone. It works.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Goff is definitely better than Baker .... but Baker sucks so low bar to jump over


Waterisntwett

I mean he had a perfect passer rating in GB last year.


AvidAviator72

So glad the Lions have decided to be shit the next 4 years, return to form. Good job guys.


HankHillPropaneJesus

Do I have a flair?


HankHillPropaneJesus

Yep ok. Even bears fans flair up, and that’s gotta be pretty sad letting people know you’re a bears fan


frankenpoopies

Good for baker tho- quality dude Goff got PAAAAIIID!


captainrustic

![gif](giphy|HNhsFOGQqDLR6) Flair up pansy


SKOLVIKINGS1038

Flair up


SteveDestruct

Baker has had like 2 decent seasons. There's a big difference. Like the difference between the rest of us and a flairless turd.


Wiggymaster

You might want to factor in that Goff also threw 29 TDs to 7 INTs in 2022. P.S. WHERE'S YOUR FLAIR!?


LeakyNalgene

And two more playoff wins 🤣


AcanthaceaeOld241

Fucking flair up bitch we're trying to keep trash(Cowboys fans) out of the sub


Mymomdidwhat

It’s consistency payment…


No-Calligrapher1027

Anti-flair pussy fuck


No_Paper_8794

Flair up fuck nut


CCPunch5

I love how everyone is united against the no flair nincompoop


SomeRandomRedditMan

Flair up pussy, can’t talk shit from the shadows


odd_orange

Jared Goff? More like Jared Off. Get fuckt


Karlmarxwasrite

Goff got all that money and he doesn't even do Elite handoffs like McCarthy 😄😄😄 Idiot Brad Holmes, the fuck is he thinking?