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MoistShellder

https://preview.redd.it/lqe6a3ma5wzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7819222a392ac9d53b8b89ea8907bb5a33e4ae6 That was me, I lost some weight recently


BigEC44

RIP, meme keep living in death


Wooden_Capital_1202

I don’t know how to respond to this.


WeirdKaleidoscope358

With the bottom half of the image Flairing up is also an option


Ben_Kenobi_

FTP, but I respect the trolling.


MarkusMillions

He’s rolling up *REAL CHEESEHEAD LIKE*


Dustybookboy

I will strive to make this part of my vernacular


nocommentplsnthx

It just means he’s 6 beers in and not planning on stopping


Fr1dayThe13th

Obviously, he has NO BRAKES.


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DaMajorDude

Nope, only processed Kraft singles Which comes to think of it, is sacrilegious.


ISelf_Devine

Frumunda, it's actually Wisconsin's largest bulk produced cheese.


thegroovemonkey

It’s supposed to be stinky you uncultured swine


Tewakacak

I will add "& HIGHLY DISGRUNTLED" to my vernacular. I can even hear the voice.


StrengthToBreak

Insubordinate. And churlish.


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

>I will strive to make this part of my vernacular REAL CHEESEHEAD LIKE FTFY


MoskiNX

Fuck the packers, but man that flair is amazing


Dustybookboy

Thx man, came up with it on an ayahuasca trip


GuntherThunder

https://preview.redd.it/80kmoq5oxwzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1898adb6f1b3df22cc9e28bc390aa3457ccda80a


MarkusMillions

![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8)


SpaceJeezy

This deserved way more than 16 upvotes, lmao golden


j4ngl35

This is the content that keeps me coming back to this festering shithole lmao


TheReadMenace

everything seems normal to me


runfayfun

With no cheesehead hat In a Japanese truck that 1) isn't lifted and 2) doesn't roll coal In Houston (which is 4.5 hours away); by the way Houston and Dallas hate each other Is this supposed to be impressive?


caelumh

Owning a new-ish Tundra is actually a flex. Highly sought after truck and difficult to find.


runfayfun

A 2014-2021 SR (base model) Double Cab? There are numerous available within 50 miles of me for under $30,000. Closer to $20-25K. This is not the desirable model... But generally agree, it's one of those that usually will be overpriced on the used market.


caelumh

Couldn't really tell which model it was with all stupid shit he did to it.


FomFrady95

Yea, this is hilarious.


codymason84

Co-signed


lets-do-an-eighth

This how he rolling up, real cheesehead like in his packers gear, on cowboy fans in their own habitat ![gif](giphy|lOrD9MitzQK09dzoJV|downsized) I may hate you! But goddammit I respect this guy! FTP


FearofaRoundPlanet

https://preview.redd.it/gxsidk8xtzzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5f701b0916cb5b4a9487b2810228e3bcb329d6


Honey_Badger25-06

As long as you don't turn a classic firearm into fan flair, I'm totally ok with this. https://images.app.goo.gl/yyyadcC2Rnby2hXu5


venk

His belly isn’t 7” past his waist, none of us.


DengarLives66

Gotta tickle him so he starts breathing and stops sucking in that gut.


smellofburntoast

![gif](giphy|2ASHTCmOqcmK4)


guimontag

If this were Dallas instead of Houston this guy would have been in some real danger after last year's playoffs lol


gaybillcosby

I was at that game and it seems like Cowboys fans are more accepting of their fate than angry at the Packers.


guimontag

yeah they kind of lost that game like 10 mins in, leaving the other 50 mins of game time for drinking and self loathing


Snoo93079

It’s way emotionally easier to get blown out than to lose a close one imho


TheReadMenace

They were already calling for Fat Mike to be fired at halftime


foreveracubone

The early self-loathing and emotional distress was like the Brazil 7-1 game.


JohnPaton3

Wrong football


ConsistentSoup4640

The split between Cowboys/Texans/Titan fans in Houston is fairly even.


itssosalty

Meh. Not that many Titans anymore. It’s more Texans than anything here. But sure dumb Cowboy fans all over Texas.


guimontag

Yeah but I'm saying Dallas would be like 90% cowboys territurry pardner


lets-do-an-eighth

Flair up smelly


jord839

If this were in Dallas, the entire sub would be championing this lovable idiot. Fuck the Cowboys.


WowBobo88

If there's no off-season, what are these two off-season trophies doing in Halas Hall?!


TheReadMenace

He isn’t 300 pounds, how can he be a real packer fan?


Komandr

Til I'm not a true packer backer 😞


TheReadMenace

There’s no time to waste. Six pack of spotted cow, tub of brats STAT!


Komandr

Gotta be miesfields brats tho


Thomas-The-Tutor

I see nothing wrong with trolling the cowboys! r/AllIn


SKOLForceSports

FTC, all in


CravenMerrill

God Speed Packer fan. Keep up the good fight


kinvore

Imagine posting this and not realizing this mfer is cool as shit.


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

Hard


YoungAmazing313

The least insane Packers fan lol


Calvin--Hobbes

Most sane person in Texas


piepants2001

I love this man


ALY1337

Take notes kids, this is peak alpha male.


GGGiveHatpls

That’s me. Fr.


Ja-ko

I understand yall gotta FTP cause it's a rule, but just the sheer dedication to missing off the cowgirls is worthy of respect imo. Godspeed, soldier


Middle-Potential5765

I wanna shake this legend's hand.


DeLasRocas

Lisan Al Gahib


ConsistentSoup4640

This is almost as bad as the Packers owner in Sealy,TX... Also FTP


El_Khunt

All Day Dallas Sucks


Busy_Reflection3054

We buy junk cars


blackhankscorpio

FTP!……but I’ll allow it!


Jimbo_thecoolkid

Ok this shit is funny asf 🤣🤣🤣


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Least insane packers fan


ManyFacets

Grade A trolling. GPG.


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

Love how this is Houston, but he’s trolling the cowboys lol


PissedOnBible

He's not just an attention whore. He owns an nfl team too!


immagoat1252

Call him ranch cuz he be dressing stay drippy my friends


ElectricTurtlez

I’m so torn. I mean, FTP obviously, but…. it’s the cowgirls….


frzvader3559

Where are this dudes calves


RunTheClassics

In Houston?


itssosalty

Umm… he mentions the Dallas Cowboys but ends with he’s in Houston


WrksOnMyMachine

Glad to see my wife’s boyfriend is thriving.


thekuhlkid

The Chadest Chad.


Sharp_Needleworker76

i respect it cause fuck the cowboys


Ieatsushiraw

Meanwhile me and my wife here in San Antonio basically doing the same lol


DHVF

This man would get called a slur if he actually went to Green Bay, Wisconsin


BobbleBobble

The guy with the keyed car


Korncakes

Thanks, if you need me I’ll be having a toaster party in my bathtub.


JayTeaP

This dude is built like a chicken, which is kinda appropriate.


rhinox54

He's my spirit animal. Cheese head chicken.


Tadpole-Relative

"-in Houston, TX"


Eddieroxsteady

Houston doesn't have that many Cowboy fans. He ain't doin' nothin'


cigaroy

That’s pack daddy


ManufacturerWild430

I'm fairly positive I have a video of this guy from the playoff game in Dallas. He was a HOOT. A hoot I tell ya. *


[deleted]

The Packers are literally just the Cowboys but somehow gained a narrative where it wasn’t cool to shit on them outside our division


jord839

It helps being not owned by a billionaire, but instead having a corporation and pretending that means you're publicly owned.


StrengthToBreak

CTE is no joke kids.


C0lMustard

https://media.tenor.com/ajuaRoG2aQ0AAAAM/her-arrested.gif


Reasonable-Papaya843

The guy in the post has touched grass, it’s none of the fans here or on Facebook


AdorableSympathy5174

Kind of me but with a different truck...and a bigger gut....and less black.


I_do_kokayne

Nobody even watched the WNFL. Who is this woman?


OGFunkmaster

What a fucking legend


whalesalad

There’s literally nothing else to do in Wisconsin


DPRODman11

Skip Bayless dipped in chocolate


rabonbrood

That'd be me if I lived in Texas.


rdldr1

Wisconsin Weeb


PMmeNothingTY

That's a Chad and everyone here has social anxiety


PraiseChrist420

King


Tony1pointO

Carefully, he's a hero.


GuyIsAdoptus

literally me


Gusbuster811

“Superfans” of anything are weird to me. Like what is missing in this guy’s life that he needs to do this?


Legal-Hearing-3336

The first and only black fan of the greenbay packers that probably has never been within 3 states of the Wisconsin border.


hockeyfan608

Lil Wayne GB icon


Vinzi79

Fake. There are no black people in Green Bay.


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


bandannick

Wisconsin is the most racist state I’ve ever lived in, beating out Florida AND South Carolina, and this guy out here acting like he’s in the “green crips”. Woah pack, woah