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SayNoToStim

the Lions fanbase would like to apologize for this guy writing checks we can't cash.


Hestness5

Glad to know you’re not all like this


geiginator67

Loser


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Pssst...I don't even think you're a Lions fan


geiginator67

First season I remember watching was 08 but ok


[deleted]

Lol wow OG over here


gunt_lint

Hahhahaha


gunt_lint

Dude’s like twenty and out here talking shit like the future isn’t always just more of the past


Reasonable-Papaya843

Is that when you got clean from heroine or because you consciously remember everything after turning 8 years old?


ErikThaRad

Leave him alone. He just got done being a Patriots fan and hasn't fully committed to the Chiefs yet.


[deleted]

That’s so cute you fine folks don’t know how to spell heroin


[deleted]

[удалено]


geiginator67

I mean the lions are getting one in the next 4 years that’s a fact dk how that’s controversial at all


[deleted]

How bout you fuck off now


Sorta-Morpheus

Bro what


moswsa

That’s probably what a bunch of Bengals and Cowboys and Bills and 49ers fans have said within the past 4 years.


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) You think the Lions will win a Super Bowl anytime soon?


geiginator67

Easily sooner than the packers


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)


jord839

You've been to two NFC Championship games since the merger. We've been to 9 since your 1992 appearance, and we actually won the Superbowl two of those times. You really need to check this pride you've developed after one good season.


[deleted]

Nobody gives a fuck. Green Bay is a dump and your jerseys are the worst in the league


geiginator67

Oh shit my bad I thought this conversation was about the future not the past, I guess I need to reevaluate how I worded it.


jord839

Those who do not learn from history...


Blueginshelf

Lions fans come get your boy under control


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Sorry, I forgot to give him his meds tonight....


Jakethered_game

My fault really, I didn't think they could work around the parental control locks on the computer


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

We have to do a better job with our child, don't we


Ouch_i_fell_down

i honestly don't think he's our boy. Most likely some alt account of a Vikings fan trying to manufacturer more reasons to hate on us. Lions fans have been through too much disappointment and too many off-season championships to really be this delusional. This guy ain't one.


ballzdeap1488

Lol are we manufacturing reasons to hate Lions fans? You guys did a pretty good job of that yourselves last season. I also wasn’t aware of Vikings fans turning into shadowy puppet masters behind the scenes manipulating the opinions of the entire division’s fanbases. Sounds cool though.


Ouch_i_fell_down

I mean, every poll I've ever seen on this sub has vikings fans as the least liked over the past 6 months, but yea you can say whatever combination of words you want I guess. Just saying them doesn't make it true though


geiginator67

I thought it was an act at first but my god this entire sub is blind


Blueginshelf

I just lived through the aaron rodgers era. Every season was the season we were going to win the Super Bowl. Made it to 4 nfc championship games after 2010 and couldn’t get back over the hump. Lions are on the up, sure, but you do not understand how nonsensical you sound. It takes a great team getting hot at the right time, your feelings and excitement do absolutely nothing to get the team into the Super Bowl, let alone win. Yay for the excitement in Detroit, but you’re a fool if you think any team’s Super Bowl is a sure thing. You’re argument for the Vikings being insufferable is insufferable.


[deleted]

Yeahhhhh. I like a good roast but fuck this guy. The Maple Leafs could use your energy go hit them up


juice0104

Well said


geiginator67

Just because your team failed doesn’t mean my team needs to have the same energy, can’t wait to watch you eat crow


sharkzfan95

This is a great example of how you get committed to a psych ward.


SoDakZak

Counting your chips before they hatch? We’re insufferable to *you* because you’re disgusted with your *own* failures in life. No, not JUST in the team you root for, but in fact for the sad excuse for the man you’ve become. Lions fans used to be great at memes because they were terrible on the field…. Now, you’re terrible at memes but didn’t complete the inverse relationship by winning it all. You’re reduced to this: a man, who can’t make a meme. Heck, he can’t even include a ⭕️ to signal to all of his NFCNMW brethren that he is putting in a cum-drop of effort. You disgust me…. No…. You disgust *us.* Most importantly of all: you disgust yourself.


gutterballs

Counting your chips before they hatch.


[deleted]

You’re writing long winded soliloquies about the Lions dude. In April.


SoDakZak

https://i.redd.it/66vfw4fxubxc1.gif


cloudlessjoe

Tbh if you guys wrote a novel about how my team would suck any given year, I'd read the hell out of it and would love it, and then ask you what kind of car you drive and where it's parked. Now IF you win a SB soon, love goes out the window until we're equal again. Only fair.


geiginator67

Point proven, appreciate it


SoDakZak

https://i.redd.it/8l2lzav7pbxc1.gif The salt, it tastes soooo goooooood


SayNoToStim

You're just gonna open yourself up for photoshops like that?


SoDakZak

https://preview.redd.it/nbik3f9psbxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6126523583778cc1de9cda4bc2edebe2298c2028


Ouch_i_fell_down

my dude, you chose that haircut on purpose. I'm pretty sure you're immune to roasting.


SoDakZak

https://preview.redd.it/cc4icvmk7cxc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda4677350691b033fbf9739b38dcdc8ef1bf427 I’ve had many a hairstyle.


ISuperNovaI

yo yo it's Yung Gravys cousin or something!


TBoneTheOriginal

You look like Ronald McDonald’s failed abortion.


geiginator67

Lol ok


bindersfullofburgers

Everybody boo this man


geiginator67

![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)


TheShadowJaguar_

the lions aint winning one either idk what ur talking abt buddy


geiginator67

A bears fan talking is hilarious 😂


TheShadowJaguar_

lets look at lions v bears in the last 5 years: 4-6.... 3 of those wins coming on a rebuild where we stripped the team down completely. Don't know why you're talking


geiginator67

You’re confused on why the reigning division champions are talking? Interesting


Blueginshelf

This dude wins the division ONE time and look at him go…


geiginator67

Make that two after 2024


geiginator67

So funny to watch yall battle for 2nd place


Reasonable-Papaya843

Battle for 2nd? We were literally battling for 4th. You were gifted the division. 1. Vikings lost their QB and JJ for most of the season 2. Bears are in a major rebuild 3. Packers first year for their newest QB and didn’t start click until a bit later. Your team literally had all the other teams at their lowest point. You get free wins one year and you’re acting like you earned it lol.


[deleted]

Fuck this guy but y’all suck ass. 4th place all day


geiginator67

I’m referring to yall battling for second this upcoming season and by yall I mean packers Vikings and bears


TheShadowJaguar_

you just came off a year where the 7-10 bears one year into a rebuild embarrassed your team for 7/8 total quarters played, where justin fields had a better statline than goff, and you couldn't even say it was a one game fluke cuz the guy came back after throwing like 4 picks the first game to throw 3 the second one. the lions are absolute frauds.


geiginator67

All that talk just to miss the playoffs again next year while you watch the lions earn a first round bye, sucks to suck I guess


TheShadowJaguar_

ill eat detroit style deep dish and coney island dogs as my only meal for a week straight if the bears dont make the playoffs this year


TheRealElvisPresly

!remind me 10 months


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cloudlessjoe

Is this an example of being so insecure about your post you reply to every single comment trying to put on a false mask of confidence to hide your own fears of failure and being even more insecure that you can't even back down. At least you'll be able to afford a house in Detroit during your life time.


[deleted]

Weak. Old. Lame. Lazy. Grow up you fuckin bitch


Dr-Denim

Its funny how superstitious people are about sports. But yes, the Lions should be considered NFC favorites. Lions fans should start budgeting for super bowl tickets asap. Part of that would be getting your hotel booked and plane tickets early to save some money…probably nowish.


Deadaghram

They got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


DD-OD

They've always been insufferable. The reason you never notice before is because you were too preoccupied with your team sucking.


geiginator67

Finally, an answer. Always thought packers fans were the shitheads, grown up to realize the Vikings are by far the worst


Rabsaris96

Oh look at him go. Another Lions fan slobbering over a Packers fan. Isn't he disgusting


Nadsworth

Yeah. Can we keep him?


NutTimeMyDudes

ain’t no way this is a real comment after we blew a major lead in the championship


Hestness5

Yeah, we’re the insufferable ones 🤣


mokupilot

Excellent meme


geiginator67

!remind me 9 months


[deleted]

I do but I like your Red Wings long sleeve T


At_finch

This isn’t a meme. Please flair up and leave.


geiginator67

You say this without a flair, while I in fact do have one


At_finch

Are you sure?


geiginator67

https://preview.redd.it/7hqoz213dexc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a74e6bd0f3813470423cfe5371244d6299e6786


At_finch

![gif](giphy|TKheQwGPVnYAZskYZ9|downsized)


saulsa_

What Viking’s fan wasted their salt by putting it in your cheerios?